Embarrassing ML stories

[TankJunk]

Would like to know any bros got funny/embarrassing stories when you were out chionging MLs?

Feel free to share, all fun and laughter here. Good to reminisce the good times where the only trouble was choosing what ML to book instead of now.....desperately looking around to no avail, worst still kenna gan by govt.

My personal funny story:
This happened to me during my 1st few times chionging. I was busy with work and didn't rlly have time to PCC or really just didn't feel the urge to wank. BIG FKING MISTAKE.

I abstained from wanking for like 2 weeks. Until the 3rd week come, I buay tahan already. Decided to find ML. The ML solid bird bird, my 2IC sibei happy. She tease her tease there, then when she put my 2IC in her mouth for BJ.....KABOOM. My load just burst into her mouth. Both she and I kenna shock and I damn paiseh CIM (but the face she gave after I CIM was really quite a turn on). But lucky ML was very nice and professional about it tell me say nvr mind. Session kenna cut short, I damn sian. From that point on, learnt a very important lesson about control and regulating. Must train the urge to fire off too quickly. But still learning also.

Any bros got tips to last even longer (like 10-15mins) even when the ML body and service bomb until cannot? Appreciate the help bros!

[ibanezjem555]

Go for juagen ?

[GoWithTheFlow]

Fuck lol I have one, not really related to MP but it was fucking embarrassing.

My frequent haunts are the MPs found in Parklane but because CB was just about to kick in I decided to try alternative and found a contact on some shitty ad website who was willing to massage and do a FJ.

I went to the place the contact provided and I was surprised for 3 reasons:
1) she was not the girl whose picture was provided in the ad
2) the house we were was fucking small, the living room is literally half the size of most kitchens in HDB apartments and there were 7-8 Thai girls squeezed in there.
3) the girl told me the air con in the room we were going to use was on for about an hour plus since she was expecting my arrival.... but it was spoilt so i swear to god leaving it on was no different from having it off.

I asked her, “wait are you ***** the girl from the ad?”
“Ya that’s me ah”
“Wait but the picture shows someone else”
“Oh that one Thai Supermodel”
(Wah fucking hell eh serious.. I fucking dulan but IÂ’m not one to bash on looks, IÂ’ve had MLs who were good and had damn good attitude but didnÂ’t look pretty)
She then flashes me this damn disappointed look and asks “you wanna cancel? I don’t mind if you leave”
I felt a bit bad and didnÂ’t help that I was itching for action so I said fuck it letÂ’s just go ahead. Bad decision lol

Fucking we just went straight into the FJ without the massage so I asked “how about the massage?”
“Oh I tired.”
“Can I at least have the massage?”
“Maybe another time when you come back”
Aiyah fuck a bit turned off by her attitude at this point, not pretty, body 6/10 and shitty service but I was really itching for action so I said fuck it never mind just FJ then.

I swear Singapore being Singapore, it was fucking hot that day, the aircon didn’t do shit to cool me down, so after riding me, we switched to missionary but then I started sweating and my drops of sweat started getting on her then she was like “EW WTF” and I was like sorry but the aircon isn’t working LOL so I can’t help it, and I kept stopping to take the tissue to wipe my face.
At this point right, we switched it up to doggy and I went to wipe my face first but I was fking sian and sweaty at this point and I swear LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME EVER, MY BONER DIED LOL. It just went back to being soft, and I literally did all I could to get it back up, wanking, she even did a BBBJ to try get it up but fuck, nothing LOL. IÂ’m a young guy so itÂ’s fucking weird, no disrespect to older guy here but I was like motherfucker am I having erectile dysfunction???? LOL

After awhile we tried then I was just like fuck it la, I paid her, then I think she went off to tell her Thai friends in the cramped living room, when I stepped out to use the toilet to clean myself up they were all looking at me and giggling, then I could hear some of them laughing when I was in the shower also.

Hahahahaha fucking embarrassing but I asked for it lah, using some shitty ad site. I’m new to this forum so I don’t know if I can mention that fucking website here in case I get into trouble but fuck that place, I tried a Juagen ad from that website too it was also a fking bait similar to this but at least the lady was good with the JG. I don’t have any friends who go for these kinda things so I had no one to ask about this but never using that site again. Those ads were “premium ads” some more so they had to pay for their ads to be at the top of the search.

Hope you guys get a good laugh from this fucking experience, and also unrelated but if anyone knows any place that is open for a FJ, I really would appreciate if you PM me and let me know, this fucked up experience was my last experience and IÂ’ve been itching for action ever since but all my haunts in Parklane have closed and I donÂ’t know any other place that has MPs. IÂ’m even looking at the Legal Geylang SBF forums but looks like those places are closed too. Any info pls Pm me, appreciate it bros.

[GoWithTheFlow]

Sorry I just saw my reply above, when I use the inverted commas got some weird A letter come out, ps hahahaha

[malahotpot]

what's the website bro haha, can pm me i'm quite curious. i actually haven't come across thai ones

[TankJunk]

Fuck lol I have one, not really related to MP but it was fucking embarrassing.

My frequent haunts are the MPs found in Parklane but because CB was just about to kick in I decided to try alternative and found a contact on some shitty ad website who was willing to massage and do a FJ.

I went to the place the contact provided and I was surprised for 3 reasons:
1) she was not the girl whose picture was provided in the ad
2) the house we were was fucking small, the living room is literally half the size of most kitchens in HDB apartments and there were 7-8 Thai girls squeezed in there.
3) the girl told me the air con in the room we were going to use was on for about an hour plus since she was expecting my arrival.... but it was spoilt so i swear to god leaving it on was no different from having it off.

I asked her, “wait are you ***** the girl from the ad?”
“Ya that’s me ah”
“Wait but the picture shows someone else”
“Oh that one Thai Supermodel”
(Wah fucking hell eh serious.. I fucking dulan but IÂ’m not one to bash on looks, IÂ’ve had MLs who were good and had damn good attitude but didnÂ’t look pretty)
She then flashes me this damn disappointed look and asks “you wanna cancel? I don’t mind if you leave”
I felt a bit bad and didnÂ’t help that I was itching for action so I said fuck it letÂ’s just go ahead. Bad decision lol

Fucking we just went straight into the FJ without the massage so I asked “how about the massage?”
“Oh I tired.”
“Can I at least have the massage?”
“Maybe another time when you come back”
Aiyah fuck a bit turned off by her attitude at this point, not pretty, body 6/10 and shitty service but I was really itching for action so I said fuck it never mind just FJ then.

I swear Singapore being Singapore, it was fucking hot that day, the aircon didn’t do shit to cool me down, so after riding me, we switched to missionary but then I started sweating and my drops of sweat started getting on her then she was like “EW WTF” and I was like sorry but the aircon isn’t working LOL so I can’t help it, and I kept stopping to take the tissue to wipe my face.
At this point right, we switched it up to doggy and I went to wipe my face first but I was fking sian and sweaty at this point and I swear LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME EVER, MY BONER DIED LOL. It just went back to being soft, and I literally did all I could to get it back up, wanking, she even did a BBBJ to try get it up but fuck, nothing LOL. IÂ’m a young guy so itÂ’s fucking weird, no disrespect to older guy here but I was like motherfucker am I having erectile dysfunction???? LOL

After awhile we tried then I was just like fuck it la, I paid her, then I think she went off to tell her Thai friends in the cramped living room, when I stepped out to use the toilet to clean myself up they were all looking at me and giggling, then I could hear some of them laughing when I was in the shower also.

Hahahahaha fucking embarrassing but I asked for it lah, using some shitty ad site. I’m new to this forum so I don’t know if I can mention that fucking website here in case I get into trouble but fuck that place, I tried a Juagen ad from that website too it was also a fking bait similar to this but at least the lady was good with the JG. I don’t have any friends who go for these kinda things so I had no one to ask about this but never using that site again. Those ads were “premium ads” some more so they had to pay for their ads to be at the top of the search.

Hope you guys get a good laugh from this fucking experience, and also unrelated but if anyone knows any place that is open for a FJ, I really would appreciate if you PM me and let me know, this fucked up experience was my last experience and IÂ’ve been itching for action ever since but all my haunts in Parklane have closed and I donÂ’t know any other place that has MPs. IÂ’m even looking at the Legal Geylang SBF forums but looks like those places are closed too. Any info pls Pm me, appreciate it bros.

Wah you gan suay bro.....Ads most of the time are pretty shit. Either is bait and switch or the photos just arent legit. Sorry to hear this but sometimes if the place looks too bad, girl CMI, really got nth wrong turning away the offer

[TankJunk]

what's the website bro haha, can pm me i'm quite curious. i actually haven't come across thai ones

Want Thai can try to go FL Dome 1 brother. But can tell you all the Domes especially Dome 1 and 2 rlly not alot of girls :/ Now phase 1, really dont know when MPs/stables will open up again.

All the OKTs also now quite strict with bringing in new customers cause of the news of ppl getting caught flouting the rules

[TankJunk]

Go for juagen ?

Heard it is quite painful leh. Any bros try b4?

[GoWithTheFlow]

Yeah that’s why I should’ve just turned the girl down but I was really itching for action LOL damn stupid

[GoWithTheFlow]

The first time I used that same website was for a juagen massage, I’ve only had it once, it was damn good la but a bit uncomfortable at certain points cos she was pressing down on some areas around the groin but apparently it’s for blood circulation.

Other than that the weirdest part of the massage was when she told me to get into doggy style position and she wanted to finger my ass which I declined LOL. But after that she did some massage on my xiaodi and it was freaking shiok.

[malahotpot]

Want Thai can try to go FL Dome 1 brother. But can tell you all the Domes especially Dome 1 and 2 rlly not alot of girls :/ Now phase 1, really dont know when MPs/stables will open up again.

All the OKTs also now quite strict with bringing in new customers cause of the news of ppl getting caught flouting the rules

Haha I tried before ah, but I think my account not old enough or not enough seniority, everytime ask me for my SBF nick then decline my attempt to book. So I just sua...

[hickory2]

Not ML but FL. Cap on and go. But only when I pull out then we realised the condom broke and I creampied her. We were both shocked. Funny thing is she take her time to wipe my cum from the bedsheet first. Slowly clean bedsheet only then she went to wash my cum out of her pussy.

Was thinking of going 2 rounds with her at first but after that I nevermind already.

[TankJunk]

Not ML but FL. Cap on and go. But only when I pull them we realised the condom broke and I creampied her. We were both shocked. Funny thing is she take her time to wipe my cum from the bedsheet first. Slowly clean bedsheet only then she teh to wash my cum out of her pussy.

Was thinking of going 2 rounds with her at first but after that I nevermind already.

Wah big oof bro HAHAHAHA but as long as not preggo ok already la

[whoizzit2]

I had one embarrassing or maybe funny experience with one of my fav WL last time probably back in 2008 or 2009.

Met her in evening but early in the day i had shaved and trimmed my pubic hair but accidentally cut in between the groin and close to the e base shaft area.
But I just went ahead to meet her though.

Arrived at her place that evening and told her abt it and she laughed and she took a look at the cut.
Showered together and once done she took a handyplast and plasted the small cut there while giggling.

Massage started and abt 30 minutes later, action started.
While doing the deed, we had some giggles here and there and that was funny and abit embarrassing.

[TankJunk]

I had one embarrassing or maybe funny experience with one of my fav WL last time probably back in 2008 or 2009.

Met her in evening but early in the day i had shaved and trimmed my pubic hair but accidentally cut in between the groin and close to the e base shaft area.
But I just went ahead to meet her though.

Arrived at her place that evening and told her abt it and she laughed and she took a look at the cut.
Showered together and once done she took a handyplast and plasted the small cut there while giggling.

Massage started and abt 30 minutes later, action started.
While doing the deed, we had some giggles here and there and that was funny and abit embarrassing.


HAHAHAHA I kenna cut b4 also while ‘manscaping’ but nice ah your WL help you put plaster all. Hope it didnt leave it scar sia 2IC damn baobei one

[afterburn]

Once misunderstood my ML gesturing towards the cubicle and accidentally barged into another cubicle where other ML was massaging a customer - luckily it was dim, can't see much :eek:

Am quite prone to this (last time topo fail type), happen at another joint also, enter wrong cubicle and saw ML sleep/rest inside :D

[ToTheLimit1967]

Once I took a priligy tablet after exercising (cycled for about 3 hours plus). I think it was due to body being dehydrated, my temperature shot up to above 38 deg. So when I went for a massage, got rejected by the ML, lol. That was in March this year, where most MP’s had this “taking temperature” thing. First time in my chionging life I got turned away, so malu.

[Cheesebeast]

Found this gem local minah on locanto several years back and became her regular customer.

There was once i reached her place past the scheduled meeting time. Supposed to meet at 5pm but i arrived close to 5.30pm. That day ended work quite late and couldn't find parking lot. When arrive i apologized and told her that need to reschedule as not enough time. She was okay with starting at 5.30pm but i couldn't as i was picking my gf from work at 6.30pm.

She said she could finish me off in 30min and i could be on my way. Normally our sessions will last close to an hour so i was quite surprised by her comments. She told me that she is okay with half price for half the time. So i challenged her that if she could finish me in 15min i would pay her full hour price.

She took up the challenge.

I just lay on her bed like a dead fish. She capped my bro and began riding me cowgirl. During the whole time, i barely moved other than to grab her boobs. She did most of the work. Her cowgirl rhythm really power and she kept her momentum from the beginning. I didn't survive and exploded in 10min. Was quite shocked with my endurance that day but she say it's okay as she's super skilled haha.

When she lifted herself from me, the condom not there! It came off during the ride. Heng she got morning after pills. She got married last year and already stopped her service. I even attended her wedding haha. Sadly, now she put on weight and her boobs somehow got smaller.

[deathnitez]

Experience once I book a new ml on webby but the picture face covered but good figure so took the risk. Location given but not exact I guess.

So when I head there a lady keep waving at me I thought is the girl I booked as the figure is about the same. So I go ahead, service was good but during fun time for some reason my phone kept vibrating. But just ignore until deed is done.

When I finish I saw few miss call from the ml I booked, then I found out I actually went to the right place but different shop. Me and the ml had a good laugh. Guess blessing in disguise.?

[guzik]

I dont know if i can share my experience here as embarrassing or surprising. Few years back i got to know this prc milf on we chat. She offering out call massage with handjob but no sex service. I didnt know how she look like except for her profile body show is slim and she charge 100 only.

So we met at transit hotel at kovan there and after describe ourself on what we wear. She just look like just typical neighbour next door with slipper tshirt and short bermuda. I dont find her that turn on so im thinking aiyah just massage and handjob only what. Thruout session on bed her massage was good with proper and hard massage. She was qte strong for her slim body.She said she was married with local guy but want to earn extra money since she just gave birth to baby girl.

After massage and handjob ,so i took shower and clean myself. And now came to the SHOCKING PART, as i came out from toilet i was literally blur and stun that she was actually pumping her breast for milk infront of me. She was standing in a bending positon and keep pumping while abit of milk dripping on the floor and pour it into the baby bottle. She told me to hold the bottle when i stand beside her naked as by right she can just put it on the table and she quickly wipe the floor with tissue. I was speechless. Her breast damn look swollen sia full of milk. Im not married so this kinna thing is new to me with the tools gadget she used to pump the milk out and the room smell fresh milk of course. I wonder the cleaner must be wondering how come got milk smell.I thought she was just making up story that she just gave birth but turns out shes telling the truth.

[Keima]

Once I took a priligy tablet after exercising (cycled for about 3 hours plus). I think it was due to body being dehydrated, my temperature shot up to above 38 deg. So when I went for a massage, got rejected by the ML, lol. That was in March this year, where most MP’s had this “taking temperature” thing. First time in my chionging life I got turned away, so malu.

After endurance exercise (more than 2 hours) your body's core temperature will be high and take at least an hour to cool down. But if you want to lose weight that's good as your body is basically replenishing your energy stores and fat burning - so don't take cold shower, etc but cool down naturally.

When I was a kid I used to play football for my school overseas - run around in sports attire in 5 degree rain - got home and opened windows while watching tv to cool down.

[Keima]

Years ago my fav joint in the east had a new ML. Fair skinned MY Chinese girl (later became popular with bros).

So I was her second ever customer, n she was still very nervous. Got her to relax a bit, and started to play with her naked body to calm her down, licking her soft tits and fingering her. Turned her on enough that she asked to give me a BBBJ as she likes cock sucking, so I laid back as she started to slurp my dick, then took me in quite deep and sucked hard. Shiok! Malaysian gals really know how to suck dick.

The door opened! :eek:

The girl screamed and dived behind the bed!

It was another ML who made a mistake on which room she was going to, so no big deal to me, but took me a while to calm down the gal and get back to business. Later realised that instead of screaming, she could have bitten down on my dick!:eek:

[Krausery]

Book a ML from Sgl last time, her photo and real person look totally different, so damn turn off. But I went through anyway since I was quite new and don't know how to reject. And after session starts, she has a funny smell like never shower that kind, after stroking my dick for 45mins I still cannot cum due to these turn off factors, so I said sua I'll just pay and go.

Then after this, I try to book a few other ML a few times but they either ignore or rejected me, finally one accepted and she told me "哇你很厉害啊 可以很久不射”
This is the first time I book this ml so I ask how she know, then she told me the previous Ml wrote me a review on their platform saying I cannot cum, no wonder a few ml ignore me, knn she made me cannot cum and left me a bad review.

[snake1515]

Once misunderstood my ML gesturing towards the cubicle and accidentally barged into another cubicle where other ML was massaging a customer - luckily it was dim, can't see much :eek:

Am quite prone to this (last time topo fail type), happen at another joint also, enter wrong cubicle and saw ML sleep/rest inside :D

Mine was the other way round. The ML was giving me HJ and I was sitting on the massage bed, the door suddenly open and another ML came in by mistake. My ML let go of my dick (probably don't know how to react) and the ML who came in said "sorry, sorry" and quickly walk out :D

[xmensg72]

Mine was the other way round. The ML was giving me HJ and I was sitting on the massage bed, the door suddenly open and another ML came in by mistake. My ML let go of my dick (probably don't know how to react) and the ML who came in said "sorry, sorry" and quickly walk out :D

Had a similar experience. Only difference was, I was pumping the ML when another ML opened the door. It was a high massage table, so I was standing on the ground and pumping the ML with her laying on the high massage table. When the door suddenly opened, I turned my head but continue to pump. The ML was moaning and laughing at the same time. the lady who opened the door wrongly was stunned for 1 second and said sorry then closed the door. Then I can hear hear laughing loudly and telling the others outside that my ML having a good time. Hahahhaa
Found out later that, actually not all ML in that place do FJ so maybe that's why the lady stunned like vegetable for 1 second then closed door.

[TankJunk]

I dont know if i can share my experience here as embarrassing or surprising. Few years back i got to know this prc milf on we chat. She offering out call massage with handjob but no sex service. I didnt know how she look like except for her profile body show is slim and she charge 100 only.
.

HAHAHAHA fml ask you hold the bottle somemore XD

[Kalyan]

My encounter to be embarrassment cum anger.
While the ML service me a customer came in wrongly to my room. My ML still clothes on but stripped me naked and playing with my dick and frenching me. So when the guy came in I was abit embarrassing with my dick facing him. Next moment I have got into anger as he didn't get out immediately but enjoying the scene. My ml didn't stopped playing and stroking my dick when we both turn our head to look at him. He was looking at what my ml did to me and looking at my ml and her body and smiling. I was got pissed off to have such audience. I told him off with dirty look to fxck off from the room. Then he seem to wake up said sorry quickly move out and closed the door.

[itrr]

Massage half way wanted to shit real bad, walked past the other ladies sitting along the corridor and some of them pinched their nose in disgust. When ML spread my butt cheeks, flew into a rage and said still got shit. KNN... i thought siao liao. Went into the attached to wash and i swear no shit. And she spread it once again and start to inspect and nose dive into my asshole. I guess she just wanted to be sure i washed instead of wipe. Made me go on fours and checked real good before tasting. After the deed, went out and the ladies still covering their nose. pcb :rolleyes:

[superstiffy]

This one not embarssing for me... more for the ML..

Many years ago i go this spa in bugis.. inside the room got no bed only got mattress on floor... i was lying face up that time got another ML come inside the room to ask my ML something... she stand beside me wear short skirt.. never wear panty and is white tiger... so i just free show and see until she go out..

Next time i go i ask for her and di siao her why no need to wear panty.. :D

[Colgatedarlie]

This one not embarssing for me... more for the ML..

Many years ago i go this spa in bugis.. inside the room got no bed only got mattress on floor... i was lying face up that time got another ML come inside the room to ask my ML something... she stand beside me wear short skirt.. never wear panty and is white tiger... so i just free show and see until she go out..

Next time i go i ask for her and di siao her why no need to wear panty.. :D

Maybe that is her tactic to lure customers to go and find her for servicing. Lol

[loneyheart]

This one not embarssing for me... more for the ML..

Many years ago i go this spa in bugis.. inside the room got no bed only got mattress on floor... i was lying face up that time got another ML come inside the room to ask my ML something... she stand beside me wear short skirt.. never wear panty and is white tiger... so i just free show and see until she go out..

Next time i go i ask for her and di siao her why no need to wear panty.. :D

She will reply u weather very hot or raining day not dry yet :p

[Steventan]

She will reply u weather very hot or raining day not dry yet :p

LOL....which part?

[superstiffy]

Maybe that is her tactic to lure customers to go and find her for servicing. Lol

She will reply u weather very hot or raining day not dry yet :p

She never say anything.. just laugh.. i still remember she is slim SYT malaysian chinese...

[SwordArt]

There was once I went to a JG service with massage by PRC. authentic JG and home-based. So that was the second visit to her and of course, I was fully naked during the session. Halfway through the session, she has visitors and she went to open the main door for them, I can hear that she was talking in some home town accent to them, which I guess probably her hometown friend visiting. She came back into the room to continue the massage without locking the door.
After a while, her friends open the door. I was shocked because few ladies just saw me JG. btw it was during day time and because it is home-based, the room is really bright, so they can see everything clearly. At the moment I don't know how to react, and my masseuse just talk to them normally as though I'm not around. I dare not look towards them at that very moment, suddenly my masseuse talk to me say "shuai ge, mei you he wo de peng you da sheng Zhao hu?" in English means asking me why I never say hi to her friends. So I said hi to her friends while being JG. and they left the room after that.

My guess was they are probably there introduced by my masseuse to work as masseuse too. But still weird and quite embrassed to have to say Hi while being JG. But during my third visit I don't see any new faces or any new masseuse introduced by her.

[afterburn]

There was once I went to a JG service with massage by PRC. authentic JG and home-based. So that was the second visit to her and of course, I was fully naked during the session. Halfway through the session, she has visitors and she went to open the main door for them, I can hear that she was talking in some home town accent to them, which I guess probably her hometown friend visiting. She came back into the room to continue the massage without locking the door. ..

Does that ML of yours used to advertise JG here? Sounds like a weird experience I had before, but first it was the ML's older kid who popped in to ask a few questions before heading out the house, and then weirder still, later the ML invited a "trainee" staying with her to come and sit beside and learn! :eek:

Face-down not so embarrassing, but later when turn over for the JG part, wow the trainee is a SYT in off-shoulder dress (compare to the ML who is older and not attractive). No problem getting hard, and it's not due to the JG ... Tough part is that SYT can only watch while being given some pointers (I secretly hoping she will be asked to take over but no luck!) :o Student massage got discount or not??

The ML was lecturing the SYT about learning massage skill seriously otherwise it's just 打飞机 service :D , where online, there are hordes of younger, prettier girls who will compete on this aspect and offering more services; can never win them.

Wanted to come back and book the SYT once she is qualified but I procrastinated and found out later that she was no longer available.

[necrolim]

I was the last customer, went in back door after hours kind. This ML and me quite frd frd one. so im very cin cai with her.

halfway thru the session, her frd started talking to her. those kind talk awhile, walk away then come back talk and walk away. finally her frd left then the ML started laughing. she say every time, the friend talk, my 2ic will at ease. then when quiet, 2ic will attention again.

[Habahaba69]

This happen two months ago.

Went for massage, it was really good. No doubts about it.

During HJ, I had problems cumming. ML is quite cheeky..came very near to my dick and did HJ, but she did not lick anyway.

Finally, I cum. But as I did not come for some time, it really exploded quite far. ML tried to siam far far, but my dick was like a volcano. It got onto her hair and a little on her clothes - the part on her hair, I felt paiseh but also quite kinky.. She told me, 哇， 很像火山爆发, ie like volcano explosion. hahaha

Despite so, her attitude was very positive and she is not black face at all. Since then, I always go back to her because of her good smiling attitude. Not forgetting her massaging is strong, I refer her to many brothers as she is diligent and her customer service is very good. She do not mind indian or malay brothers too, she has the wechat language translator

The way she called me 哥哥, I want to melt liao.

[Yod4]

Happened more than 10 years back when People's Park Complex was VERY active on levels 2 and 3 and the girls would actually solicit you openly.

I was having a session with my regular ML who had big torpedo tits and she was giving me a superb HDLY when the ML in the bed beside started moaning. The beds were separated by just a curtain (there was another occasion when her colleague just casually opened the curtain to watch us in action lol) so you could literally hear everything even the piak piak piak sounds.

The HDLY and the sounds ended up turning me on so much that I ended up cumming prematurely while I was still lying on my front. I tried to hide it as much as I can and my ML was non the wiser when I flipped over. She even got confused when I rejected any extra services wondering whats wrong because I didnt want any of her usual special services hahaha.

Told her that I was just not in the mood for some reason that day and that I would make it up to her another day. I'm sure she would eventually discover that I'd already cummed on the bed when she changed the sheets but it was win-win for me on that day lol. Got a massage and a release while just paying $40 for the massage!

[Lonelyman87]

It happened just last week in an evening. I had petai bean stir fried w prawn and belacan sauce the day before and was constipated that day. I told the ML that i hv problem going to poop that day. She said she is good in tummy massage and said guarrantee i will go toilet after that.

Just less than 5 mins i started to fark.. and the smell is so heavenly that she go out fr the room and next door partition also can smell it. The room only separated by screen partition 屏风。Another ML was shouting asking what is that smell.. i feel so embarass but the ML come back w another 2 layer of mask and complete the job. After massage i go to toilet to poop and quickly go off. The ML leave a voice msg in wechat said next time better give her more tips cos she need to clean the toilet as the toilet is so smelly that she wash few times stil got smell.

I told her about petai but they seem dun know about it. May be PRC nv eat petai in china bf..

[Piel_Fram]

I have one funny and embarrassing one.

After the standard massage went for the FJ. After the standard foreplay and cowgirl we went into doggie (both of us kneeling on the bed type).

As I pumped, suddenly I felt my left inner thigh start to cramp badly! Imagine I still inside her but we just drop onto our sides on the bed....totally went limp...

End up she got to massage my inner thigh to sooth the cramp and heng heng eventually she still managed to hj for me to finish...:p

[Ravager]

Long story short she farted super loud during doggy while I was breathing in and I almost vomitted on her back. If you need help imagining then imagine a loud fart followed immediately by someone gagging ultra loud. The ML place uses fake wall and we were in the middle room, so I heard laughters on bothsides of the wall. Couldn't finish because we were both embarrassed

[Habahaba69]

Hahah, this one not sure embarrassing not.
I book a MP, was late and rush..

When I reached there, I just said I got appt at 2pm. They ask me who, so I point to this ML whom I think it was. But u know, these days all got mask la. There are 3 there, so I pointed to the one whom I thought I had made an appt.

Went into the room, then realizes it’s a different ML. I was quite surprised, I thought the ML should know or prepare? It’s like getting on the wrong Grab.

Anyway, the massage went well. Strong back stepping and I had ear digging for my ear, I am a sucker for that. I love small size girls, I have a soft spot for that. HJ was ok, not bad not good type, but I roam and found out that she has eraser nips!!! While it is A minor cup, I did Cum very fast. I am a sucker for that..keke

As for the ML I was supposed to go, I told her I lost my way. Felt a little bad but can’t help but feel it was fated or some sort, so I will continue to RTM. Open to share but pls keep it discreet. Share with bros who can trade similar contacts or up my points. Cheers

[JasmineJ]

Sounds like a huge cock up..hahaha..

I have a ML who has small boobs but nipples not eraser.. it is small and pointy type, like a secondary school girl. Just pm u bro to swap..

If only she could wear sch uniform to HJ me. Lol

[jayzzzz]

I was a regular to a ML, we got along great and we went out for dinner/hang around a few times while she was in SG. Few days before she was leaving SG, she invited me for dinner and then we went back to her condo. Wasnt expecting anything as she was a Vanilla type and I've been there many times and nothing happened.

She went to change and came out only in a towel which she dropped immediately. Took out a new box of durex from her handbag and told me she wants me no matter what today. I was really quite stunned as she always complained about her customers wanting to "up" her and always getting rejected. So she starting riding me and I basically just shot within a min. She looked super disapointed and ask what's wrong. (I usually take quite awhile when she gives me hj). She told me it's the only time in SG she allow a guy to go all the way and I just ended it like that. I made it up to her with round 2.

We still keep in contact and she still jokes about me getting raped by her and shooting almost immediately.