Sex Drive

[lipe]

I am sure many bros/sis have read the below news.

There are many ways to have safe sex in a car.

I have done that for more than 20 years. Average 2/3 times per week.

My car has an auto sun shade for the back windscreen. I used foldable sun screen for the windows.

The next article is from Torque POINTS TO NOTE IF YOUR SEX DRIVE HITS THE ROAD







Parked car with 2 people inside allegedly seen 'shaking violently' at empty carpark, police called to scene

Police were called to the scene after two people were seen in a car, which was allegedly "shaking violently".

Videos of the incident, which took place at a multi-storey carpark were circulated on various Facebook pages.

In one of the videos, a man can be seen removing his shirt. He was then seen moving towards the passenger seat. Another person is also seen inside the vehicle.

The carpark appeared relatively empty.

The video was believed to have been taken by residents in an opposite block, Lianhe Zaobao reported.

Police were also seen approaching the people in the car.

The man, who put his shirt back on, can be seen handing over his documents over to the police.

Appearing naked in public view is an offence in Singapore.

And according to a lawyer quoted by Lianhe Zaobao, the person(s) who filmed the video may have also violated the law for filming indecent or obscene videos.

Anyone found guilty of making obscene films faces a fine of up to S$40,000, a jail term of not more than two years, or both.

[lipe]

POINTS TO NOTE IF YOUR SEX DRIVE HITS THE ROAD

Whether you’re making magic in a MINI, doing it on the backseat of a Beetle, exercising in a Bimmer xDrive, attempting different positions in a Lotus or popping her cherry in a Chery, it’s worth doing some homework beforehand, so there won’t be any complication with the fornication.

No motorist likes to be caught with his pants down.

Cavorting in a car is like a conjugation of Route 66 and Hotel 81 – it’s affordable, enjoyable and a little risky.

In Singapore, sex in a public place is an offence “viewed” as an Obscene Act under the Penal Code.

If convicted, you could be imprisoned for up to three months, or fined, or slapped with both punishments.

To minimise your chances of premature exhilaration and to discharge your obligations as a law-abiding, consenting adult, remember the following pointers (nothing too serious, by the way)…


CARAVAN OF LOVE

Obviously, you need a set of wheels so you can drive somewhere to “park and ride”.

Any vehicle will do, as long as the seats are comfortable (preferably leather-trimmed to repel accidental bodily fluids), the air-con is strong (so the two of you won’t sweat any more than necessary) and the cabin is roomy enough.

In terms of shag space… oops, I mean shared space, a station wagon is good, an SUV is better and a MPV is best.

A multi-purpose vehicle is supposed to be versatile, and “mobile bedroom” can be one of its multiple functions.

Even a compact MPV gives headroom aplenty, the chairs can be configured every which way to accommodate the wild and agile in their acrobatic pursuit of mutual happiness, and there are many storage points for “toys”, “raincoats” and “engine lubricants”. If your MPV comes with curtains, it’s even more convenient to enjoy intense intimacy in relative privacy.

[lipe]

COPULATION LOCATION

It’s highly recommended to park your passion wagon in a secluded place in the middle of nowhere, with nobody around.

Finding the ideal spot is easier in an SUV, which can venture further off the beaten track.

But Singapore is a suburban jungle, with few really ulu areas that the general public can enter and exit freely.

Even a far-flung corner of the island is probably a stone’s throw from some government property, construction site or army camp.

The trick is to look for nooks that can be used for nooky – without being spooky.

Many commercial buildings, especially those in the central business district, have deep-down basement parking facilities that become deserted after office hours, and certain HDB multi-storey carparks are empty on their upper decks, with “hideaway” lots that are poorly lit, and perfectly blocked by pillars.

Industrial estates, too, are potential secret venues for interesting intercourse.

However, even a quickie needs an element of luck, because there might be parking wardens doing their rounds, policemen or security guards on patrol, and inquisitive night owls hanging around.

If you’re unlucky, you might suffer “coitus interruptus” caused by unwelcome visitors.

[lipe]

IN-CAR ENTERTAINMENT

Of course, even the most spacious car can only be a makeshift motel – without a mattress, attached toilet or room service.

But the doors and windows are tight, the seat cushions are cushy, and the hi-fi set is likely to be decent, playing romantic songs that help you rise to the occasion.

With the Boyz II Men ballad I’ll Make Love To You playing on the radio as you get it on, it’s hard not to fall for the automobile’s unique “sex” appeal.

344841

[lipe]

THE “CARMA SUTRA” – TIPS ON SCORING IN YOUR CAR SAFELY

* Plaster With Newspaper

Unless you’re an exhibitionist who wants to be front-page news, make sure all your car windows and windscreens are well covered.


* Wear And Tear

Loose clothing lets you get undressed without stress. Zippers are “faster” than buttons and jeans are “slower” than pants/skirts.


* Keep It Up

The handbrake should be engaged throughout your session, so any vigorous rocking won’t cause the car to roll down a slope or something.


* Clean And Grin

In case of thrills and spills, prepare paper towels, baby wipes or good old tissues – all three if the action is going to be fast and furious.


* Remember The Rubber

None of the car’s driving aids can save you if you don’t practise safe sex. Even if you perform like a grippy Rex, always deploy your Durex.

[lipe]

There you are - how to have safe sex in a car.

Have an enjoyable bonk in the car.

Over the years, I have found some locations in MSCP where no one will come near.

The parking lot allow privacy and also enable me to spot anyone approaching.

Please do not PM me for the locations.

[Neoguri]

Thanks for the excellent advice bro.
Car is really convenient for a quickie and safe time and money.
I tried only a few times but find the small space not so comfortable.

Fortunately, I drive a MPV and prefer to fold away the 2nd and 3rd rows seats so it is really like a flat bed at the back.

My mistress was really shy to do it in the car and it took some convincing.
But the main consideration is really to save time as she cannot be out for too long and it will take too much time to drive to my apartment and back.

BTW, do find out how to turn off the day-time running lights of your car.
Different car operates differently, but having the lights on at night attracts unwanted attention.

[lipe]

I am driving BMW 5 series. So plenty of spaces for rear seat. Allow me to squat and do cunnilingus on my partner.

One advantage of car sex, my partner can scream sooo loud when she reached orgasm.

To set the daylight issues.

Use the iDrive to set the day light.

344851


After parking, turn the knob to lights off.

344852

Thanks for the excellent advice bro.
Car is really convenient for a quickie and safe time and money.
I tried only a few times but find the small space not so comfortable.

Fortunately, I drive a MPV and prefer to fold away the 2nd and 3rd rows seats so it is really like a flat bed at the back.

My mistress was really shy to do it in the car and it took some convincing.
But the main consideration is really to save time as she cannot be out for too long and it will take too much time to drive to my apartment and back.

BTW, do find out how to turn off the day-time running lights of your car.
Different car operates differently, but having the lights on at night attracts unwanted attention.

[lipe]

There are bros who PM for locations. My reply:


Sorry, do not want to. Those MSCPs that I go to are really discreet. No fear of people walking around.

Within 5 minutes of parking, I can start action.


Go to any MSCPs and recce.

I have spend countless times, all over Singapore, with my partner to recce. Once she is happy with the location, then both of us are comfortable to start the action.

You only pay more for petrol but in the end you get a choice.

Always select MSCPs faces open space and no other HDB blocks.

Invest in sun shades.

[Innocentt]

There are bros who PM for locations. My reply:


Sorry, do not want to. Those MSCPs that I go to are really discreet. No fear of people walking around.

Within 5 minutes of parking, I can start action.


Go to any MSCPs and recce.

I have spend countless times, all over Singapore, with my partner to recce. Once she is happy with the location, then both of us are comfortable to start the action.

You only pay more for petrol but in the end you get a choice.

Always select MSCPs faces open space and no other HDB blocks.

Invest in sun shades.

True. Do not share your locations here. I used to share my location on another thread here and recently when I went back to that spot seen police vehicle parked and patrolling that area. Such a letdown.

[Plasmai]

Thanks for sharing bro.

[donut88]

No need to ask for MSCP lobang.

Use common sense.

[Specialboy]

Look out for those newly built HDB blocks and MSCP, the best is no one moves in yet, so no worry of being reported. For newly completed MSCP, the lightings are not switched on, perfect!

[lipe]

bro specialboy

up you 17 points.

but must be careful of subcontractors vans.

there are plenty of these vans and make sure none can get free show.




Look out for those newly built HDB blocks and MSCP, the best is no one moves in yet, so no worry of being reported. For newly completed MSCP, the lightings are not switched on, perfect!

[prawobo]

Look out for those newly built HDB blocks and MSCP, the best is no one moves in yet, so no worry of being reported. For newly completed MSCP, the lightings are not switched on, perfect!

And electronic parking also not in operation yet. Haha me cheapo one :D

[unsung80]

Pro of the pro tips!

[Gingerbreadman]

Question to ask bro,

What about fucking in a tent that has been set up at east coast park?

Do I violate any rules?

[Neoguri]

And electronic parking also not in operation yet. Haha me cheapo one :D

I thought it is safer at those with electronic parking?
There won't be auntie coming to check if you had paid parking.
$2 for 2 hours is negligible. :)

[Steventan]

Look out for those newly built HDB blocks and MSCP, the best is no one moves in yet, so no worry of being reported. For newly completed MSCP, the lightings are not switched on, perfect!


bro specialboy

up you 17 points.

but must be careful of subcontractors vans.

there are plenty of these vans and make sure none can get free show.

I thought it is safer at those with electronic parking?
There won't be auntie coming to check if you had paid parking.
$2 for 2 hours is negligible. :)

Agree with you guys. A good way to have ...