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itguy2008
02-02-2021, 02:18 PM
Bro,
Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.
It is quite boring actually since you are like repeating the same questions again and again.
So while interviewing, I start to daydream. What else la. I was daydreaming that it will be nice to "bed" these girls. Daydream only, don't flame me yet. Two things hit me as I was daydreaming.
1. As I think further, it is hard even to bring up the topic. How to tell them if they bed me they will get the job. Worse of all, I am just one of the 3 decision-makers. hahaha. I am the hiring manager, the other two are two ladies from the HR department.
2. Even as an interviewee, you willing to do that, it is also not easy to bring up this topic. How to tell the interviewer that they can bed me? hahaha.
Just a fantasy topic for discussion and laugh.
SerflySGR
02-02-2021, 02:24 PM
Bro,
Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.
It is quite boring actually since you are like repeating the same questions again and again.
So while interviewing, I start to daydream. What else la. I was daydreaming that it will be nice to "bed" these girls. Daydream only, don't flame me yet. Two things hit me as I was daydreaming.
1. As I think further, it is hard even to bring up the topic. How to tell them if they bed me they will get the job. Worse of all, I am just one of the 3 decision-makers. hahaha. I am the hiring manager, the other two are two ladies from the HR department.
2. Even as an interviewee, you willing to do that, it is also not easy to bring up this topic. How to tell the interviewer that they can bed me? hahaha.
Just a fantasy topic for discussion and laugh.
How about this, Bro itguy2008?
https://singsupplies.com/img/351975.jpg
itguy2008
02-02-2021, 02:56 PM
How about this, Bro itguy2008?
https://singsupplies.com/img/351975.jpg
I never kena this kind of good lobang before.
Mine... really those nerdy nerdy local uni fresh grad.
LooksLikeJesus
02-02-2021, 03:04 PM
Bro,
Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.
It is quite boring actually since you are like repeating the same questions again and again.
So while interviewing, I start to daydream. What else la. I was daydreaming that it will be nice to "bed" these girls. Daydream only, don't flame me yet. Two things hit me as I was daydreaming.
1. As I think further, it is hard even to bring up the topic. How to tell them if they bed me they will get the job. Worse of all, I am just one of the 3 decision-makers. hahaha. I am the hiring manager, the other two are two ladies from the HR department.
2. Even as an interviewee, you willing to do that, it is also not easy to bring up this topic. How to tell the interviewer that they can bed me? hahaha.
Just a fantasy topic for discussion and laugh.
Let me guess, you logged on SBF during office hours? Bloody hell, your job must be boring af. LOL!
Just hint to them, write contact details, time and venue on a pc of paper. Anything else, is not discreet. Best if they got car, write down licence plate no. Can bang during lunch.
itguy2008
02-02-2021, 04:13 PM
Let me guess, you logged on SBF during office hours? Bloody hell, your job must be boring af. LOL!
Just hint to them, write contact details, time and venue on a pc of paper. Anything else, is not discreet. Best if they got car, write down licence plate no. Can bang during lunch.
I get the second most boring job in the world. hahaha. Just kidding.
Boss got the most boring.
chupchaikia
02-02-2021, 04:49 PM
I get the second most boring job in the world. hahaha. Just kidding.
Boss got the most boring.
How come boss got the most boring?
Should be exciting right? Cos he's the boss?
Rickey
02-02-2021, 07:42 PM
Bro,
Recently my company was recruiting so has been helping HR to conduct interviews.
Bro, I need a job.. can I see u for the interview ???... n u pull strings for me???...but I m sorry, I can't offer u wat the young ladies can ;):o... haha
fallen11
02-02-2021, 09:39 PM
so evil meh?
make people let you fuck to get job:(
want fuck girls just go for FL la or find a fb
Irrumare
02-02-2021, 09:59 PM
I believe those local U, nerdy ones, must slowly groom.
Don’t think straight away they so onz.
itguy2008
03-02-2021, 01:58 AM
How come boss got the most boring?
Should be exciting right? Cos he's the boss?
Actually the higher you climb the job is worse.
Need to see customer's face, need to entertain investors and nowadays still got to get shit from employees. The young millenniums very one kind. Got attitude problem one.
donut88
03-02-2021, 11:13 AM
Years ago, I bang a new staff after interviewing and offering the job to her.
I rem that during the interview, I had the thought of banging her. Lol. Part time model, half malay half Chinese. Tall and C cup.
When she join in, I made my move couple of months later. My first FB.
itguy2008
03-02-2021, 01:13 PM
Years ago, I bang a new staff after interviewing and offering the job to her.
I rem that during the interview, I had the thought of banging her. Lol. Part time model, half malay half Chinese. Tall and C cup.
When she join in, I made my move couple of months later. My first FB.
Agree. After they join got chance to have more conversation easier or at least higher chance.
During interview really not easy. Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine.
I will think if I am the girl sitting opposite, being interviewed by two feamel and a male. How to hint that siah.
SerflySGR
03-02-2021, 05:52 PM
I never kena this kind of good lobang before.
Mine... really those nerdy nerdy local uni fresh grad.
Nerdy nerdy?
You never know what will happen before & after office hours Bro itguy2008.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/19S29H_1QIU/maxresdefault.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/ae/3c/24ae3c4ffb317e4a84cd0a5855806666.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/51/5f/3d515fb14f3bcaf0ed3cf61c0a544b80.jpg
If you know what I mean?
Dignified69
03-02-2021, 06:02 PM
Agree. After they join got chance to have more conversation easier or at least higher chance.
During interview really not easy. Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine.
I will think if I am the girl sitting opposite, being interviewed by two feamel and a male. How to hint that siah.
Congrats! This is the best comment of the week. Nice imagination ;)
"Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine."
birky
03-02-2021, 06:10 PM
Agree. After they join got chance to have more conversation easier or at least higher chance.
During interview really not easy. Sometimes I so bored and imagine until got nothing to imagine.
I will think if I am the girl sitting opposite, being interviewed by two feamel and a male. How to hint that siah.
Tell them you want mfff, no need to hint hehe :D
itguy2008
04-02-2021, 12:13 AM
Nerdy nerdy?
You never know what will happen before & after office hours Bro itguy2008.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/19S29H_1QIU/maxresdefault.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/ae/3c/24ae3c4ffb317e4a84cd0a5855806666.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/51/5f/3d515fb14f3bcaf0ed3cf61c0a544b80.jpg
If you know what I mean?
I should have known you before I got married like 12 years ago.
I saw my wife pretty face AKA your AFTER picture. Marry her.
Then now everyday see the BEFORE face. hahaha
itguy2008
04-02-2021, 12:15 AM
Tell them you want mfff, no need to hint hehe :D
MY HR is one kind of ..... SQUARE.
Those follow by the book kind. Recept skirt too short, she also will tell the receptionist one.
There was once a guy say "F**K" in office. Let her hear it. Jialat. Kenna warning. Sexual Harassment.
SerflySGR
04-02-2021, 10:23 AM
MY HR is one kind of ..... SQUARE.
Those follow by the book kind. Recept skirt too short, she also will tell the receptionist one.
There was once a guy say "F**K" in office. Let her hear it. Jialat. Kenna warning. Sexual Harassment.
Bro itguy2008, this is a sign.
Sometimes they are just waiting for something to change their life - maybe a nudge or something to burst their bubble?
And then they will open up.
That's what happened to Kylie Minogue after she met Michael Hutchence.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/23/06/3F82A40D00000578-0-image-a-3_1492923699157.jpg
Heh heh!
donut88
04-02-2021, 10:38 AM
MY HR is one kind of ..... SQUARE.
Those follow by the book kind. Recept skirt too short, she also will tell the receptionist one.
There was once a guy say "F**K" in office. Let her hear it. Jialat. Kenna warning. Sexual Harassment.
Bro, trust me. These can turn into sluts after u managed to engage them in a way they desire.
I'm speaking from personal experiences. All open everything for me.
SerflySGR
04-02-2021, 10:41 AM
Bro, trust me. These can turn into sluts after u managed to engage them in a way they desire.
I'm speaking from personal experiences. All open everything for me.
Totally agree with you, Bro donut88!
LordVader
04-02-2021, 03:13 PM
I never kena this kind of good lobang before.
Mine... really those nerdy nerdy local uni fresh grad.
Then best isn't it? Can slowly groom.
Greenfrog
04-02-2021, 03:52 PM
MY HR is one kind of ..... SQUARE.
Those follow by the book kind. Recept skirt too short, she also will tell the receptionist one.
There was once a guy say "F**K" in office. Let her hear it. Jialat. Kenna warning. Sexual Harassment.
i wish my HR is as strict as your company.
my company is one big fxxking sleaze pool.
itguy2008
04-02-2021, 05:30 PM
Bro, trust me. These can turn into sluts after u managed to engage them in a way they desire.
I'm speaking from personal experiences. All open everything for me.
That is why need to seek help from brothers here. hahaha
itguy2008
05-02-2021, 02:27 AM
Then best isn't it? Can slowly groom.
How to employ lor. Fresh grad ask for S$ 3,200 salary.
Ask her why does she think she is worth S$ 3,200 a month, her answer is "Isn't that the market norm?"
I can only shake my head.
SerflySGR
05-02-2021, 11:22 AM
I should have known you before I got married like 12 years ago.
I saw my wife pretty face AKA your AFTER picture. Marry her.
Then now everyday see the BEFORE face. hahaha
Sometimes I wish I could tell my own future, Bro itguy2008.
Thank you for your support, always bro!
itguy2008
07-02-2021, 12:52 AM
Sometimes I wish I could tell my own future, Bro itguy2008.
Thank you for your support, always bro!
Hahaha. Can. All of us, borrow the car from Michael J Fox. hahaha.
myluckyguy
07-02-2021, 02:02 AM
How to employ lor. Fresh grad ask for S$ 3,200 salary.
Ask her why does she think she is worth S$ 3,200 a month, her answer is "Isn't that the market norm?"
I can only shake my head.
Its the norm for fresh full time sugar baby on call 24 x 7;)
paganwinter
07-02-2021, 06:33 AM
see u which industry. if doing research then u interview PhD applicants from China India. such ideas wont cross your mind 🤣
SerflySGR
07-02-2021, 12:02 PM
Hahaha. Can. All of us, borrow the car from Michael J Fox. hahaha.
Yes Bro itguy2008! I would have done a lot of things differently then.
https://www.storytrender.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/3_CATERS_BODY_PAINT_05-768x512.jpg
https://www.storytrender.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/6_CATERS_BODY_PAINT_08-768x512.jpg
http://www.storytrender.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/2_CATERS_BODY_PAINT_04-683x1024.jpg
:cool: Do you see what I see?
deematter
07-02-2021, 01:38 PM
take it as an experience and one day you will become a pro interviewer
decipher
07-02-2021, 04:10 PM
Everytime a fresh grad tells me work life balance and no OT then i say bye bye to the candidate.
If u dont want to work hard when u have no commitment then when u want to work hard.
:D
itguy2008
08-02-2021, 12:36 AM
Its the norm for fresh full time sugar baby on call 24 x 7;)
You sure or not. The price so low nowadays ah?
itguy2008
08-02-2021, 12:38 AM
Everytime a fresh grad tells me work life balance and no OT then i say bye bye to the candidate.
If u dont want to work hard when u have no commitment then when u want to work hard.
:D
Last time when I am a fresh grad, I think like them.
Now I am worried how is the future of this country and economy going to be like if these people start to think like that.
itguy2008
08-02-2021, 12:58 AM
Bros, we are getting out of point again. Come back. hahaha
We are still talking about how to signal in an interview for sex. Two perspective, from interviewer and interviewee.
Thanks
SerflySGR
08-02-2021, 10:28 AM
Bros, we are getting out of point again. Come back. hahaha
We are still talking about how to signal in an interview for sex. Two perspective, from interviewer and interviewee.
Thanks
So far, any luck, Bro itguy2008?
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/20/article-1200752-05C62165000005DC-179_468x395.jpg
Keeping fingers crossed for you, brother!
itguy2008
08-02-2021, 11:02 AM
So far, any luck, Bro itguy2008?
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/20/article-1200752-05C62165000005DC-179_468x395.jpg
Keeping fingers crossed for you, brother!
Don't have so lucky. The best I get so far is a lady wearing black suit and white blouse beneath it. i think it is a school taught dressing as a lot of interviewees come in that.
She show us a glimpse of her colorful bra since her jacket is unbutton.
That is the luckiest already liao.
I was hoping to interview something like that.
https://mustsharenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/V7UnG.gif
rey69
08-02-2021, 02:49 PM
How to employ lor. Fresh grad ask for S$ 3,200 salary.
Ask her why does she think she is worth S$ 3,200 a month, her answer is "Isn't that the market norm?"
I can only shake my head.
$3200 plus complimentary Fuck every mth
rey69
08-02-2021, 02:52 PM
MY HR is one kind of ..... SQUARE.
Those follow by the book kind. Recept skirt too short, she also will tell the receptionist one.
There was once a guy say "F**K" in office. Let her hear it. Jialat. Kenna warning. Sexual Harassment.
My company got a so-called French prc comms mgr.
She saw my workplace got a sexy girls calender & she heads straight to supervisor to complain.
"Too sexual!!!"
SerflySGR
08-02-2021, 03:04 PM
My company got a so-called French prc comms mgr.
She saw my workplace got a sexy girls calender & she heads straight to supervisor to complain.
"Too sexual!!!"
French PRC, Bro rey69? Meaning? Thought French or PRC should be more open than us?
uerge
08-02-2021, 03:30 PM
MY HR is one kind of ..... SQUARE.
Those follow by the book kind. Recept skirt too short, she also will tell the receptionist one.
There was once a guy say "F**K" in office. Let her hear it. Jialat. Kenna warning. Sexual Harassment.
Pretend innocent. Inside horny like fuck. :D
itguy2008
08-02-2021, 05:35 PM
My company got a so-called French prc comms mgr.
She saw my workplace got a sexy girls calender & she heads straight to supervisor to complain.
"Too sexual!!!"
I kenna complained because I use Scarlet Witch as my wallpaper.
Like that also kenna.
SerflySGR
08-02-2021, 06:53 PM
I kenna complained because I use Scarlet Witch as my wallpaper.
Like that also kenna.
Oh Scarlet Witch!
Wanda!
No wonder la Bro itguy2008. My ex-wife also didn’t like me having photos of Wanda in my phone. Heh heh!
Wonderingman12
08-02-2021, 08:23 PM
Oh Scarlet Witch!
Wanda!
No wonder la Bro itguy2008. My ex-wife also didn’t like me having photos of Wanda in my phone. Heh heh!
This is really dumb. Next time put doremon.
itguy2008
09-02-2021, 01:49 AM
Oh Scarlet Witch!
Wanda!
No wonder la Bro itguy2008. My ex-wife also didn’t like me having photos of Wanda in my phone. Heh heh!
Not that sexy ah. Not as sexy Wonder Woman. hahaha
SerflySGR
09-02-2021, 04:50 PM
Not that sexy ah. Not as sexy Wonder Woman. hahaha
Think your HR lady really needs a good one, Bro itguy2008. A really really good one. Heh heh!
itguy2008
10-02-2021, 01:38 AM
Think your HR lady really needs a good one, Bro itguy2008. A really really good one. Heh heh!
Then jialat la. I am not the one. I see her I feel like knocking her head.....
Knock it into round shape.
SerflySGR
10-02-2021, 01:54 PM
Then jialat la. I am not the one. I see her I feel like knocking her head.....
Knock it into round shape.
Maybe she's waiting for you to knock her up, Bro itguy2008?
https://media.nonktube.com/videos/tmb_2/92734/default.jpg
travellyfish
10-02-2021, 03:55 PM
My company got a so-called French prc comms mgr.
She saw my workplace got a sexy girls calender & she heads straight to supervisor to complain.
"Too sexual!!!"
Haha we used to have that on our desk too, our office girls can't do anything about it :D
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