bigkkj
21-02-2021, 09:13 PM
Recenly my mama told me to go for a haircut. I said I don't want because I want to keep my hair long long and look like Takeshi. She kpkb say it is a CNY tradition to cut hair, and she hope if I do my new year won't continue to be a bui bui jiak liao bee.
I defiantly say, "I WANT LOOK LIKE TAKESHI!!!"
She reply what, "Takeshi ah? Ok lor, no take allowance from mama and papa lor?"
I just kept quiet and go and make appointment for haircut.
Then last night I forgot my appointment is this morning sia... I still drank a lot of beers. It is only when the hair stylist message me I jitao woke up and rush down. Knn, never bath or what... I just put on the mask and rushed down.
Reached liao, I only saw 1 chiobu hairstylist... I felt a bit of attraction... Like me and her in a Japanese garden with me looking like Takeshi and sakura flowers falling everywhere. Suddenly she exhale hard hard from my bui bui odour cos I never bathed... The memory just disappeared.
Sat down then I really feel sleepy... So I just close my eyes as she cut my hair (and also to hide my teary eye because my romantic fantasy won't happen between us )
Then I heard someone enter the saloon. But my eyes still closed mah, so I assume maybe fellow hairstylist... Because if another customer or what, the girl cutting my hair will sure say hi or what mah, tio bo?
Few minutes later, a female walked pass behind us and say, "哇，帅哥，这么早?" (wah, handsome, so early?)
My heart jump with joy instantly sia... omg, someone called me HANDSOME! I was so happy I can't wait to faster go home log in EDMW and tell the rest of the BBFAs about my achievement. I no money take allowance from mama and papa; but being called handsome is an achievement similar to make 10K per month.
I faster reply, "当然啊，没有其他时间可以预订了" (of course, no other time slot available)
Suddenly WTF, another guy reply instead, "Ya,我要见 client later"
I opened my eyes immediately... big big.. I look at the mirrow to see the reflection of the opposite. SMLJ, it is really another male customer... Worst is, they both looking at my reflection also and give a wtf face. Farking pai seh sia
To hide my shame, I faster look down..... FARK MAN, my hairstylist using the shaver sia... "AIYA, why you move?!!!" I huh? I look up... Fark man, the shaver shaved until so high... Now everyone look at me... I just don't know what to do sia... So I just look down like an idiot. So she try to salvage my hair by doing high shave.
When all done liao, I faster leave the saloon like in a daze and malu... I just walk around to calm down and to feel better. Then I notice like many people look at me, especially auntie. I feel happy again... I thought maybe this new haircut make me look more handsome.
When I reached home liao, fark man... I realize all look at me because I wore my facial mask inside-out, wrong side... That, with my new high shave head, look like c*ckster. I don't feel like going out or show my face liao
I'm crying as I'm typing this
I defiantly say, "I WANT LOOK LIKE TAKESHI!!!"
She reply what, "Takeshi ah? Ok lor, no take allowance from mama and papa lor?"
I just kept quiet and go and make appointment for haircut.
Then last night I forgot my appointment is this morning sia... I still drank a lot of beers. It is only when the hair stylist message me I jitao woke up and rush down. Knn, never bath or what... I just put on the mask and rushed down.
Reached liao, I only saw 1 chiobu hairstylist... I felt a bit of attraction... Like me and her in a Japanese garden with me looking like Takeshi and sakura flowers falling everywhere. Suddenly she exhale hard hard from my bui bui odour cos I never bathed... The memory just disappeared.
Sat down then I really feel sleepy... So I just close my eyes as she cut my hair (and also to hide my teary eye because my romantic fantasy won't happen between us )
Then I heard someone enter the saloon. But my eyes still closed mah, so I assume maybe fellow hairstylist... Because if another customer or what, the girl cutting my hair will sure say hi or what mah, tio bo?
Few minutes later, a female walked pass behind us and say, "哇，帅哥，这么早?" (wah, handsome, so early?)
My heart jump with joy instantly sia... omg, someone called me HANDSOME! I was so happy I can't wait to faster go home log in EDMW and tell the rest of the BBFAs about my achievement. I no money take allowance from mama and papa; but being called handsome is an achievement similar to make 10K per month.
I faster reply, "当然啊，没有其他时间可以预订了" (of course, no other time slot available)
Suddenly WTF, another guy reply instead, "Ya,我要见 client later"
I opened my eyes immediately... big big.. I look at the mirrow to see the reflection of the opposite. SMLJ, it is really another male customer... Worst is, they both looking at my reflection also and give a wtf face. Farking pai seh sia
To hide my shame, I faster look down..... FARK MAN, my hairstylist using the shaver sia... "AIYA, why you move?!!!" I huh? I look up... Fark man, the shaver shaved until so high... Now everyone look at me... I just don't know what to do sia... So I just look down like an idiot. So she try to salvage my hair by doing high shave.
When all done liao, I faster leave the saloon like in a daze and malu... I just walk around to calm down and to feel better. Then I notice like many people look at me, especially auntie. I feel happy again... I thought maybe this new haircut make me look more handsome.
When I reached home liao, fark man... I realize all look at me because I wore my facial mask inside-out, wrong side... That, with my new high shave head, look like c*ckster. I don't feel like going out or show my face liao
I'm crying as I'm typing this