funny hinting sexperience

[SammyLee88]

Wondering any bro and sis here do have any ridiculous or funny hint from your partner before?

Let's share!

[sbftiankon]

Wondering any bro and sis here do have any ridiculous or funny hint from your partner before?

Let's share!

You should start first lag ....

[georgie1994]

my gf once ask me whether want to eat banana or not?
then i reply just go in the kitchen and grab one.
Only then when she wear sexy and eat the banana with the full seducing expression then i get what she meant....

[UnkerRock]

my gf once ask me whether want to eat banana or not?
then i reply just go in the kitchen and grab one.
Only then when she wear sexy and eat the banana with the full seducing expression then i get what she meant....

Record breaking post - no mention of sugarbook at all. Deserve a gold medal

[SammyLee88]

You should start first lag ....

need to hear your experience first...guy is more initiative

[NightProwler]

My FB once hinted to me that she will really like to have wine with sausages and grapes for our evening date. I hinted to her if we could throw in some oysters as well...end day, went to En Grill and Bar at Mhmd Sultan (now closed) and ate exactly that while we tease one another with the way we ate the food...with her hands at my crotch the entire night under the table. Than it was MSCP nearby thereafter, where we strip totally naked in the vehicle, half drunk and screw our brains out. Infact we had so much wine that her co-worker (another female) cheekily ask her what she did in the vehicle last night when she pick her up to go work together in the day (I was on speaker with her on the phone at that moment). Still gives me a hardon everytime I think about her hinting me as she make the Japanese sausages disappear in her mouth :p

[umbrage]

Wondering any bro and sis here do have any ridiculous or funny hint from your partner before?

Let's share!

I tot woman hint by wearing sexily.

[gramsby]

They drop hints that I go sugarbook

[KristalW]

I think your GF hinted before she want to get fucked by Angmolover, right?

SammyLee88 claims she is a girl :D

[Penguin23]

Not really super ridiculous nor super funny, but years ago I visited my 小三 during winter in her hometown. She walked into the hotel room dressed in a miniskirt and a pink sweater. Very very sweet. She removed the sweater and underneath was a very revealing tank top and no bra - then she plonked herself on the long sofa and asked me to draw the curtains "because it was too dark"

I dutifully did what she asked and when I turned around she was on her phone, her legs spread apart just enough to show her abalone. She purposely did not wear any underwear....she just lay there and played with her phone and I stood at the window for a while, enjoying that moment in time and not really thinking too hard about when I should make my next move.

Her eyes peered over the phone by just a little a bit, and she spread her snow-white legs just a little wider, then she cheekily asked for a foot massage. I spent an intolerable ten minutes massaging her foot while staring at her wet abalone, seeing her juices leak out as she anticipates what will come next. When the buildup became intolerable, she gave her thighs a little squeeze and her juices soaked her nicely trimmed bush......my hands slowly caressed her calves and went up her thighs. She made all the right sounds and we ended up with a super hot fuck, after first eating her pussy out on the sofa and bring her to orgasm.

The one thing I regretted, was delaying my own orgasm for too long, I wanted that fuck to last forever and I must have fucked her for over an hour. After showering together I saw a few drops of blood on the hotel bath towel, her cunt was bleeding a little but she said it was OK, and gave me a reassuring peck on the cheek. It took me all the willpower I had, not to fuck her again there and then.

Sigh....such fond memories.

[Dionne]

think your GF hinted before she want to get fuck with! OMG

[shamelle]

its enjoyable moment

[Penguin23]

Yes, it is a sweet moment that I still think about from time to time. I always wondered what things may have been like, if we were still together

[victorvondoom]

my first experience was vey exciting bro

[SammyLee88]

They drop hints that I go sugarbook

why need to hint at sugarbook?

[SammyLee88]

I tot woman hint by wearing sexily.

same trick cannot play so long

[SammyLee88]

think your GF hinted before she want to get fuck with! OMG

many people think girl wont hint but nowadays many open minded girl do hint

[SammyLee88]

my first experience was vey exciting bro

how exciting? first sex already use hinting?

[Penguin23]

many people think girl wont hint but nowadays many open minded girl do hint

I think once you are comfortable with each other and she clearly enjoys the sex with me, she will be more upfront about what she likes and will really "let go".

There is always that sweet moment in a relationship where she really loses all inhibitions and she just wants to fuck, or just wants to be fucked. Those super memorable moments always involve because super hot sex, super enjoyable.

The sweetest moment is when she uses her kegel muscles to really grip my cock tight as I fill her warm pussy with cum.....and then spreading her legs wide for me so I can watch sperm leaking out of her pussy right after that.

When she feels super naughty she will give my cock a final suck and swirl her tongue all over the cockhead to make sure my balls are totally empty. She says the mixture of her own cunt juices mixed with my cum tastes better than just raw cum alone.

[naan1974]

When i fucked my ex GF she always moaned deeper, deeper, means hinting my ccj not long enough?

[rototime]

Hints usually don't feel funny until later.

I have been hinted telling me they're stress and feeling stiff at the neck.. This is when we're alone in a work place. not colleague, and I am a vendor.

Same lady. suddenly talk softly very famine.. she also hint by placing her chest like mm away from my arms when pointing things out at the screen.

Final straw. ask if she can sit on my lap.

I laughed off all incident.. taking it as a joke. We're close business associate, me, servicing the company, she works for the company.. Honestly. All taken as joke, and find them kind of funny when I look back.

For those I don't take as jokes.. very clear cut type.. my wife come to me in her night dress.. nothing inside.. this is SOP. time to go to work.

Others silent no action or whatsoever. just the way she talks but dialoged and action can be easily misunderstood. Hence. to play safe. Look at the eye. if talk famine, or dirty? and with a dilated pupil. then that is the hint telling you she wants you in. But better be careful if you're in a group, as it could be someone else who made her pupil dilate. while you may seem more approachable? hence, focus attention on you. In such scenario. can end up receiving wrong hint. You lay hands. You kena held to wait for police to come.. LOL!!!

[EricPaine]

When i fucked my ex GF she always moaned deeper, deeper, means hinting my ccj not long enough?

You damn funny bro LMAO :D :D

[Continental]

SammyLee88 claims she is a girl :D
Yes, notice that the way she writes sounds like she is a guy most of the time but sometimes sounds like a girl too. Very confusing. How to confirm which sex she really is ?

[dex77]

Yes, notice that the way she writes sounds like she is a guy most of the time but sometimes sounds like a girl too. Very confusing. How to confirm which sex she really is ?

Maybe a trans :)

[LordVader]

Maybe a trans :)

More than meets the eye.