BEST way to masterbate .........

[TaiZhi]

Following are 2 of ways which are easily available :

Cucumber Craziness

A practical dissertation on cucumberology:

I tried using a cucumber. It was great. Just like was said before get the biggest one you can, cut two or three inches off one end, hollow it out as wide and deep as you can. I used a knife and spoon. Try putting your hard cock in the hole, if it won't fit in very far, take a knife and make a two or three inch slit lengthwise on the cucumber, now you'll fit! You don't have to wrap it with duck tape, I did wrap mine in plastic food wrap though. Run cucumber under hot water, dry off and it's ready. I put it under a couch cushion knelt down and fucked my new hot pussy. It was great, wait until you hear the sucking sounds it makes. Another nice thing is that you can keep cucumbers at home and the wife won't suspect a thing.


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Wonder Bread

Take a fresh loaf of sliced white bread...the ones that come in a plastic bag with a tie at one end. Take a knife and cut a slit through the plastic bag into the bread in the middle of the closed end. Stick the knife in about 6" deep or so. Fill the hole you just made with about a cup of hot water and let it soak in for about 10 minutes or so until it feels "right" when you slip your fingers in the hole. Put the loaf between two pillows and bang away. You only get one whack per loaf.

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fellow bro pls share your wonderful method here.


*first posting trying to get myself some pts. =)

[hotkey]

hi bro. you have a unique way of masturbating . but this is not a way to gain points and get out of newbie zone. i personally think its abit of bullshit here. but im also like you a newbie. i might get zap for posting this but i can assure you other ways of getting points rather than posting the above stuff. either way. i wish u luck =D

[ziyi]

Novel way of wanking .... :) but to me, abit messy ... just like to look at porn and wank off ... if necessary, but nowadays not often liao ...

[silverblue]

no offence but you got the spelling wrong. it's masturbate not masterbate :p

[Flavoured]

no offense but why do through all trouble when mrs palmer and the 5 kids can give the the same pleasure. and one more thing.. Never waste food....

[chickenzip]

my fav simple way is just a soft hand towel, soak it in warm water...wrapped around the dick and wooohhhh...simple and effective...:D

[ChinaFriends67]

Bro, are you on Cost Cutting Measures that u need to use a Cucumber for masturbation. Hehehe....!!!:D

[BushTracker]

no offense but why do through all trouble when mrs palmer and the 5 kids can give the the same pleasure. and one more thing.. Never waste food....

What makes you think TS throws it away after use? maybe he use it to cook soup after that?? :eek::eek: cucumber soup very cooling leh :D:D

[liberatte]

great way of doing it. howeveri would use a natural device. its called pussy. it's so nice that men in this world call it different names like having sex, bonking, screwing, 19th hole are some examples.

[unlock]

Not everyone got money or luck in finding pussys. Anyway once in a while PCC also siok! Haha

[avarita]

If no dough .... haha, just use hand lah, the tried and tested and super effective way ,.... anywhere also can .. :D

[sexoholic]

The best way to masturbate is to get a girl to do it for you. Remember to ask her to look lovingly at you and your dick while doing so.:p

[Microsoft]

Agree... best jerk off i ever hab is when my gf do it 4 me at the same time say out loud her pcc fantasy...after tat my turn... me finger her at the same time say out loud my fantasy... We agree b4 hand to accept ea other fantasy regardless how hardcore it is.... Heng her's pretty decent and mine out of dis world....:D:D

[Flavoured]

What makes you think TS throws it away after use? maybe he use it to cook soup after that?? :eek::eek: cucumber soup very cooling leh :D:D

Bro.... if TS does that, i really dont know what to say... they say dont eat and shit at the same place.. but now its dont eat and cum on the same thing.

[xiao mei]

Haha, if GF do HJ, might as well bonk ... unless lai ang :)

The best way to masturbate is to get a girl to do it for you. Remember to ask her to look lovingly at you and your dick while doing so.:p

Agree... best jerk off i ever hab is when my gf do it 4 me at the same time say out loud her pcc fantasy...after tat my turn... me finger her at the same time say out loud my fantasy... We agree b4 hand to accept ea other fantasy regardless how hardcore it is.... Heng her's pretty decent and mine out of dis world....:D:D

[havana]

for me, the best way to masturbate is to use my left hand instead of right hand:eek: because it just feel like someone is doing it for u:cool:
But remember to use lubricants(ky) because it really gives u more pleasure!!!:p
All this while I has been dry masturbating until the day I try ky.........:D

[eEconomist]

I PCC with lotion, just like what the HC and TN does.

Apply some Johnson Baby lotion or Nivea body lotion onto your small bro and PCC. Shiok!

:D:D

[ekemono]

Recalled during my younger days, I got curious on condom and wore one to pcc on it. Knn.. later on laugh at myself. Why do that, as if my hands got STD. hahaha:p

[civic27]

Recalled during my younger days, I got curious on condom and wore one to pcc on it. Knn.. later on laugh at myself. Why do that, as if my hands got STD. hahaha:p

tats a good one bro:D

[dap26]

for me, the best way to masturbate is to use my left hand instead of right hand:eek: because it just feel like someone is doing it for u:cool:
But remember to use lubricants(ky) because it really gives u more pleasure!!!:p
All this while I has been dry masturbating until the day I try ky.........



Ya bro...me also feel the same....Usually use left hand...More shiok...:D

[thisisme]

for me, the best way to masturbate is to use my left hand instead of right hand:eek: because it just feel like someone is doing it for u:cool:
But remember to use lubricants(ky) because it really gives u more pleasure!!!:p
All this while I has been dry masturbating until the day I try ky.........:D

huh ... i use baby johnson body lotion instead.
smell nice and lots of lubricant. shiock!!

[Multi-Sexfx]

lol i nvr know masturbation got so many techniques. Thanks for the infos

[ekemono]

lol i nvr know masturbation got so many techniques. Thanks for the infos

bro, you mean you do buy the cucumber story?

[avarita]

for me, the best way to masturbate is to use my left hand instead of right hand because it just feel like someone is doing it for u
But remember to use lubricants(ky) because it really gives u more pleasure!!!:p
All this while I has been dry masturbating until the day I try ky.........:D

You are absolutely right. Left hand with lubricants

[hokkienguy]

Following are 2 of ways which are easily available :

Cucumber Craziness

A practical dissertation on cucumberology:

I tried using a cucumber. It was great. Just like was said before get the biggest one you can, cut two or three inches off one end, hollow it out as wide and deep as you can. I used a knife and spoon. Try putting your hard cock in the hole, if it won't fit in very far, take a knife and make a two or three inch slit lengthwise on the cucumber, now you'll fit! You don't have to wrap it with duck tape, I did wrap mine in plastic food wrap though. Run cucumber under hot water, dry off and it's ready. I put it under a couch cushion knelt down and fucked my new hot pussy. It was great, wait until you hear the sucking sounds it makes. Another nice thing is that you can keep cucumbers at home and the wife won't suspect a thing.


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Wonder Bread

Take a fresh loaf of sliced white bread...the ones that come in a plastic bag with a tie at one end. Take a knife and cut a slit through the plastic bag into the bread in the middle of the closed end. Stick the knife in about 6" deep or so. Fill the hole you just made with about a cup of hot water and let it soak in for about 10 minutes or so until it feels "right" when you slip your fingers in the hole. Put the loaf between two pillows and bang away. You only get one whack per loaf.

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fellow bro pls share your wonderful method here.


*first posting trying to get myself some pts. =)

wah lau eh. why use food???? wasting food!!! or did u eat the bread wrap cuCUMber? :D

[baimi]

bro, you mean you do buy the cucumber story?

Yes, 100%
One bro. here even posted his didi with the cucumber.
The thread was 1 year ago, i think.

[asdfghjkl]

lol.. really.. got pictures somemore.. really interested to see it! kekeke :p

[Lightsultra]

The best way to masturbate is to get a girl to do it for you. Remember to ask her to look lovingly at you and your dick while doing so.

Fully agreed...the hand of a gal is always smoother & it feels really good than doing it yourself!

for me, the best way to masturbate is to use my left hand instead of right hand:eek: because it just feel like someone is doing it for u
But remember to use lubricants(ky) because it really gives u more pleasure!!!:p
All this while I has been dry masturbating until the day I try ky.........

Masturbating with Left hand is fun...I tried it when my right hand was injured & couldn't use it for 3 mths!

Left hand + KY is even better...there's is this KY that gives off heat during friction....really feels good!

Now I can do it with either hand & makes no differences...cos' used to it already!

[hhdark00]

lol, tts funny.. maybe if i really wan to try... tink cucumber is a much better method then bread... i like the squishing sound of the juice from the cucumber!!!