My neighbour's 2 daughters

[manwhore79]

Hi brothers and sisters, got urge to up this 2 sisters whose living nx to my unit leh!!! But long time no communicate so don't know how to start approaching. Younger sis may need abit of time and years to come as she's only 15. Why aim her haha!!! Cause today just reach home see her sis walk down staircase then follow by her and wow whosh man so puffy was her blossom @_@ !!!! Then my face got abit eye big cheekily haha then walk up saw mama on doorstep. So kay siao ask "Wah auntie,big bag small bag go where?" then she tell me her younger child going exchange program. The elder one studying Uni now and got bf and she also a looker lor!!! I felt horny and hungry whenever saw the both of them but realise only the elder gal can be eaten hahaha!!! Now that her sis gone and sometimes mum and dad not around leaving the mary little lamb home alone,hehehe!!! Mr Big bad wolf me wants to teach her some kinky lessons which was unforgetable hehehe!!! So anybody have any REAL n Workproof ideas of how to tackle her can teach me? I mean REALLY can work and not funny meanless ideas to get her!!!!!
Thanks alot hope this can open up more skills sharing into getting girls up for bang!!!

[blue_swatch]

Wow, school holidays come early leow? :eek:

[easybaby]

Are you sure about this... she's underage :confused:

[manwhore79]

So easybaby can you calculate for me Secondary 3 how old should she be? 16 still under tio bo 17 must be IQ prob but she doesn't seem so to me!

[flingguru]

school holiday again...

[ChinaFriends67]

So easybaby can you calculate for me Secondary 3 how old should she be? 16 still under tio bo 17 must be IQ prob but she doesn't seem so to me!

Bro, she's still an under age teenager. Later kanna ROTAN, don't play play!!!

[lifeisfun]

if i hv sure worked ideas , i go up her myself first..y must teach u ??

[Marlborolgt]

Since its Ur neighbour, Hang Alot of Your RED Mickey Mouse Underwear where she can notice easily.. Use Marker to write her name there Big Big...:p

U will probably get 3 results:

1. She will come look at U with a CFM look, ask "Why U write my name there harrrmmm???

2. Her Mum will come look at U with "Come F U" look. and burn Ur Mickey Mouse.

3. The police will come look at U with " I, F U" Look. and keep all ur Mickey Mouse in a plastic bag.

Well It might be worth Trying...:D

[manwhore79]

Well smart ppl read threads read in details but uneducated ppl read threads with offence then bo pian - points nia mah wunt die! Carry on lor Already said can teach teach you want up but no contact why must share then give funny ideas somemore. As for some bros of course i know she underage but i state must take time let her grow liao lor haha!! So pu toh jiak bo gong jiao wei,well dont see other friendly bro who share kena piang.

[Flavoured]

my dear MANWHORE ts,

Dating girls out for idiots

-talking to the girl helps
-not being boring helps
-thinking with P brain doesnt help
-thinking with big brain may not help
-being a gentleman helps
-practicing your grammer helps
-learn the art of placing puncuations also help
-if you're asking for help on this forum, you need help
-if you're still reading this my dear ts, you're helpless

sacarsm intended.

[devilboy99]

I got one word for you........

IDIOT.....

[durian]

Ask your mother first. Better still try it on her. :cool:

Hi brothers and sisters, got urge to up this 2 sisters whose living nx to my unit leh!!! But long time no communicate so don't know how to start approaching. Younger sis may need abit of time and years to come as she's only 15. Why aim her haha!!! Cause today just reach home see her sis walk down staircase then follow by her and wow whosh man so puffy was her blossom @_@ !!!! Then my face got abit eye big cheekily haha then walk up saw mama on doorstep. So kay siao ask "Wah auntie,big bag small bag go where?" then she tell me her younger child going exchange program. The elder one studying Uni now and got bf and she also a looker lor!!! I felt horny and hungry whenever saw the both of them but realise only the elder gal can be eaten hahaha!!! Now that her sis gone and sometimes mum and dad not around leaving the mary little lamb home alone,hehehe!!! Mr Big bad wolf me wants to teach her some kinky lessons which was unforgetable hehehe!!! So anybody have any REAL n Workproof ideas of how to tackle her can teach me? I mean REALLY can work and not funny meanless ideas to get her!!!!!
Thanks alot hope this can open up more skills sharing into getting girls up for bang!!!

[nakamara]

I'll beat the crap out of my neighbour if he's constantly on the lookout to bonk my daughters.

So TS don't try too hard.

If it happens, you're lucky.
If nth happens, just bio bio a bit can already.

Afterall a home is where we all should feel safe :)

[unsung80]

Hope we all dun see you on channel 5 Crime Watch soon. :rolleyes:

[XiaoJing]

Haha, neighbour also you wanna beo .... :rolleyes:

[plop1]

Good luck....

Like what people say, you can do whatever you want....as long as you don't get caught...

[Carl_Brand]

Make sure he is not 1 of your neighbours :D:D:D