Excuses to have a wild night out

[blackpeppercrab]

I'm a married man and my CO is very sticky to me, therefore it's not easy to cheong overnight. What are the excuses i can use to spend a wild night out without my CO KPKB at me the next morning when i get home??? :p I personally think it's good to share so that our brudders here can have a good time. All are welcome to share. :)

[colins]

Do that wild night out during your ICT. That's what most of my reservist mates did few years ago, make sure you turn the mobile off though.

[KingEros]

The way you guys discuss the trade secrets so openly here ... it wun be long before your tricks become ineffective liao.
Please remember that there are at least 30% of registered accounts here belonging to women ... & they are here not to look for fucks, but under 无间道 cover ... before spreading the word to "ther other side" at their flowerpod congregations.

So, if anybody else has anything better than an ICT excuse to teach ... go to the TS direct via PM. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
At the same time, do it at your own risk ... since TS just joined & this was his first post. What if he is really a she ... & is the ultimate 无间道 from flowerpod? :D :D

[WOOHOO]

wahahahahahhahaa well said bro Eros!!

[weisianz]

The way you guys discuss the trade secrets so openly here ... it wun be long before your tricks become ineffective liao.
Please remember that there are at least 30% of registered accounts here belonging to women ... & they are here not to look for fucks, but under 无间道 cover ... before spreading the word to "ther other side" at their flowerpod congregations.

So, if anybody else has anything better than an ICT excuse to teach ... go to the TS direct via PM. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
At the same time, do it at your own risk ... since TS just joined & this was his first post. What if he is really a she ... & is the ultimate 无间道 from flowerpod? :D :D

lol.. steady lah.. golden words from pro choingster.. haha

[colins]

Damn! I must have too sleepy to have fallen for that!

Sorry to bros who are on ICT or going to ICT, hahaha...:p

[ChuiTaLan]

Hmmm...guess we'll start to receive alot of PMs for excuses...:D
Ok...i do need some excuse myself too...
was thinking of bringing my gf to either bintan or batam for 2d1n, wat kind of excuse can i give me CO?? :o
Pls help...thxs. :p

[yinyang]

Old tricks of trade, re-visited?:p See old thread, also some contributions from defunct AA (Alibi Anonymous)

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/65837-tips-tricks-get-away-wife-gf.html

[Steadyman1]

was thinking of bringing my gf to either bintan or batam for 2d1n, wat kind of excuse can i give me CO?? :o
Pls help...thxs. :p

Outstation ....Recee trip.... etc

[LMLee]

Now is the durian season. Just tell your OC that you are waiting under the durian tree. Of course b4 that you must buy some durian standby. Bring home next day. Make sure you sweat it out b4 go home. Must have sweaty and smelly clothes. It works for me.:p

###Word of caution though. Just buy normal type of durian. Spore have no such durian like D24, Mao san, Ang hay etc.

[Criminalz]

come to think of it, why do we guys need to excuse to go out and party???

this is wrong. what happen to the times of we guys do what we like and the girls have to listen to us...

going to implement it today!

i am going out to KTV and anyone ask, i will say; "LIMPEI NA KTV, Mai Cha".

[ss_revup]

Try using this: "my boss is organising a get together.. die die LL have to go one.. must show face leh" OR "client has invited me for some drinks.. can't refuse a potential biz leh"..

Try acting like u very reluctanct to go but LL still have to go.. hee.. then OC most prob would mind.. :)

[James Porn]

[QUOTE=KingEros;2912732][B]The way you guys discuss the trade secrets so openly here ... it wun be long before your tricks become ineffective liao.
Please remember that there are at least 30% of registered accounts here belonging to women ... & they are here not to look for fucks, but under 无间道 cover ... before spreading the word to "ther other side" at their flowerpod congregations.

How true! With a catchy thread subject like this, it will sure to attract attention from women under guise in this forum. Well, 2 sides can play the game, it's about time some of us guys go over to flowerpod to infiltrate their turf :)

Sign off, James Porn:D

[angsanna]

I work in factory hence i alway told my gf that one of my colleague applied urgent leave/or child ill and i need to took over his job for the nite. so far so gd,maybe bro pepepercrab,if we know which trade u in,it is better for us to brainstorm a gd excuse for you.

[easybaby]

Why not considering a wild night out with your wife? :D or is she too boring for you?

[tanmikel]

during football season , EPL night , Champions League Night !!!!!

[Sebastian Crab]

come to think of it, why do we guys need to excuse to go out and party???

this is wrong. what happen to the times of we guys do what we like and the girls have to listen to us...

going to implement it today!

i am going out to KTV and anyone ask, i will say; "LIMPEI NA KTV, Mai Cha".

Heehee you still single right bro? :p I guess only married guys will understand.

[tanmikel]

Heehee you still single right bro? :p I guess only married guys will understand.

bro , in a way , I agree with him . I tend to just do whatever I want and my other half (I'm the CO in the house) is not allowed to argue . the TV is mine on football night , no discussion . however , I have to be reasonable with the give and take . there must be a balance and as you say , only married guys will understand which I also agree :)

[X_plorer]

Why not considering a wild night out with your wife? :D or is she too boring for you?

That's right!! Would you be eating Chicken rice everyday, every meal? I think if you eat it every meal, in no time, i think when you see Chichken rice and you will faint..

[wat2woopee]

I'm a married man and my CO is very sticky to me, therefore it's not easy to cheong overnight. What are the excuses i can use to spend a wild night out without my CO KPKB at me the next morning when i get home??? :p I personally think it's good to share so that our brudders here can have a good time. All are welcome to share. :)

PLS SAMSTERS....... TS only single post & gets F.O.C. advice...
Tell him go look for big bush, inside got BIG Spider & then do something with the spider using his Dick