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wahahaha1234
04-08-2008, 12:49 AM
hi all senior samster,
in the near future, my gf and i will be going on a trip to aus.
and she suggested that we could make love on the plane
and now im kinda confuse on which part of the plane we could make love in other den the lavatory, and we are taking a afternoon flight.
so i guess the passenger wont be sleeping....
any of the senior samster here made love on a plane before??
can enlighten a junoir samster like me =(
Bambie
04-08-2008, 08:30 AM
How would we know ? You have to be on the plane and see what are the opportunities .... or you can ask the pilot to vacate the cockpit and you rent for one hour :rolleyes:
topcook1
04-08-2008, 08:39 AM
Very adventurous couple indeed...I guess aus have lots of place for bonk too...Ie : Beach, Desert, Mountain region etc...
Rattler
04-08-2008, 08:41 AM
Book the luxury suite on the A380 :D
Peter
04-08-2008, 09:01 AM
how about this suggestion if you really want to sex in plane....
Ask for 2 seats at the rear & window area, bring a very big blanket and a 'do not disturb' sign. after meal, usually there will be a 'light-off' time, then cover up, hang-up the DND sign, and bonk her silly.:D
BigBoy2
04-08-2008, 09:25 AM
Welcome to the Sky High Club.....LOL.... It all depends, if you are travelling on the Business or First Class, then chances are very much higher, as the space will not be an issue..... The most common place is of course the toilet. Afternoon flight would be another disadvantage, also if there are kids around, then chances that you will be very much disturbed also.
Therefore to have your own time and limited space, the TOILET wold be the only place. Unless you could get the flight and service crew to let you use their resting bunk.
BigBoy 2
ChinaPussy
04-08-2008, 09:34 AM
When the plane hit turbulence, all return to seat, you can go to Galley and bonk her lor ...
Clit_LickeR
04-08-2008, 09:40 AM
ohh... mile high club... :);)
hmm... remembered years ago... hehehehe :D
Steadyman1
04-08-2008, 10:04 AM
If you are going to the East Aus, then got more time.
Normal washrooms are too small for 2. Unless you are traveling in business class cabin.
natsuki
04-08-2008, 10:27 AM
U all taking A380? Even A380 oso cant have sex in it wor... Totally wasted the bed... Hmmm... :p
Centaurs
04-08-2008, 10:44 AM
Haha, I think they can see you, but you can be a bit more discreet lor ... dont make too much sound ....
Clit_LickeR
04-08-2008, 11:24 AM
Even A380 oso cant have sex in it wor... Totally wasted the bed... Hmmm...
Aiyoyo.. in the lavatory (Toilet) lah Nat... :p:D
Proud to say, been there, done that.. :D kekeke
Aurors
04-08-2008, 11:35 AM
I think those Red Eye overnight flights are the best ... can go when everybody is asleep ... if not outside toilet always got queue ....
Mai Hai
04-08-2008, 11:43 AM
Aiyoyo.. in the lavatory (Toilet) lah Nat... :p:D
Proud to say, been there, done that.. :D kekeke
Haha bro, when you come out from lavatory, got people queuing outside waiting to use bo .... :)
sammyboyfor
04-08-2008, 11:48 AM
hi all senior samster,
in the near future, my gf and i will be going on a trip to aus.
What shocking behaviour.:eek: The two of you should not even be traveling together till you're both married. :mad:
23th Warrior
04-08-2008, 12:49 PM
I think those Red Eye overnight flights are the best ... can go when everybody is asleep ... if not outside toilet always got queue ....
hanky panky under the blankets ? :p
siangsiang
04-08-2008, 01:49 PM
i can give u some advice... i have joined the Mile High Club a few times. my last was on a 2 hour day flight to bangkok... so it's possible.
if u are going to australia on SIA, u wd probably be taking the 777-200, which has 4 doors on each side. otherwise u wd be on the A380 or 747 to sydney, which is even better... more space.
choose the toilets tat are not near the galley (ie. where the stewardesses work) and choose to do it during a time when not many pple are using the toilet (ie. during food service or jus after, before they clear the trays)
the toilets are small... so be careful... and be considerate... dun stain the seats pls... have fun. and let us know how it goes.
i have other advice if u need.
Temujin
04-08-2008, 03:15 PM
2 hours flight to Bkk also can :eek:
From waht I observe, such flight, usually the passengers are always queuing to go toilet no time to rest and with a blink of your eye, you reach destination liao
siangsiang
04-08-2008, 03:18 PM
hahah... quite true... tat's why timing's everything bro... and know which toilet to use. granted... the flt i was on was a 777-300... more doors and toilets.
Have to salute you ... so daring ... tot most will do it in the nite when most passengers are zzzzzzzzz
siangsiang
05-08-2008, 03:14 AM
i knew my gf was horny cos we bought a bottle of wine to drink on board.. hahah.
plus sometimes she wears a short skirt... there was once i fingered her till she came and got the seat wet...
jus wondering... how to i get power to up pple? i cant seem to do tat. i used to be able to.
natsuki
05-08-2008, 05:42 AM
Aiyoyo.. in the lavatory (Toilet) lah Nat... :p:D
Proud to say, been there, done that.. :D kekeke
I dunnoe ma.. Sua gu gu me ma... Never sit plane ever since i past 16yo wor :( .... Hello CL! Long time no see! =)
Temujin
05-08-2008, 08:30 AM
i knew my gf was horny cos we bought a bottle of wine to drink on board.. hahah.
plus sometimes she wears a short skirt... there was once i fingered her till she came and got the seat wet...
jus wondering... how to i get power to up pple? i cant seem to do tat. i used to be able to.
Haha, fingering is quite common and easy to do on flights ... but hats off for your bonking session :)
Clit_LickeR
05-08-2008, 09:04 AM
Hello CL! Long time no see!
You tot i 'mati' rite? :mad::p:D
cheers!
natsuki
05-08-2008, 09:35 AM
You tot i 'mati' rite? :mad::p:D
cheers!
Hahah... No la... Free den come out la kopi bah.. den i bring my baobei along... Mini gathering oso can... :) Really long time liao wor... Cheers!
Wedge
05-08-2008, 09:37 AM
choose the toilets tat are not near the galley (ie. where the stewardesses work) and choose to do it during a time when not many pple are using the toilet (ie. during food service or jus after, before they clear the trays)
the toilets are small... so be careful... and be considerate... dun stain the seats pls... have fun. and let us know how it goes.
i have other advice if u need.
Pls tell us more, bro.
siangsiang
05-08-2008, 02:41 PM
wat else do u wanna know?
wahahaha1234
05-08-2008, 06:48 PM
from most of the replies here....
i guess lavatory is my only choice =/
but what if....when we come out....
got ppl waiting outside
den 2 of us inside, they sure know we hanky panky
and no place to wash after the act!!!
hmmm but im still gonna try it, will up the thread when i mission accomplish from my act
KLLAD
06-08-2008, 07:43 PM
i too have this in my to-do list before i kick the bucket lol. imagine fucking at 30,000 feet above the ground. hell, how many people get to do this? once i manage to pull it off, i can say been there, done that :P
like some people have suggested, unless you know the cabin crew and air crew, your best shot is the lavatory. hehe, but i'm going to try the crew rest area and maybe even the cockpit !!
don be fucking in the toilet for 1 hour, the crew sure suspect something. got people waiting outside, then just act normal lah. when they look at you, you give them "why? cannot fuck inside toilet" look back at them. and what are they going to do. finish the act d lor, never break rules also wat. and wash in the toilet, keep mess to minimal :D otherwise pissed of crew might report you to captain and frustrated capt might report you once they land.
Niceman
06-08-2008, 09:39 PM
Take A380, get the 1st class with bed........
Torch_Man
06-08-2008, 11:22 PM
bros,
i reli salute u all, n lose 2 u all.
i hv nv bonk in any confine area b4 (such as lavatory, car, etc)
its veri restrictive 2 movement n change of position (i tink, mostly r standin bonks wif gd leg power or endurance type of positions)
in tis area, i fail.
i reli envy u, bros
jz sharin
Bambie
07-08-2008, 09:46 AM
Me too, my size not exactly small so no way can do on plane lavatory nor in car ... maybe in SU or MPV .. :D
ChinaPussy
07-08-2008, 02:44 PM
Thats why I know of people who can dont go toilet even on long distance flight, like 10 hours straight ... and for longer flights, they look for those with transit .... so you can imagine their size ...
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