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DaiBoFan
21-08-2008, 05:03 PM
I'm in SG temporily since I'm usually based in Beijing. So while here, I'm staying with my uncle and aunt. Last night I was reading this forum on my laptop and felt a bit tired so went to my room to lie down and rest a bit. But I guess I was a bit too tired and dozed off until the next morning.

So this morning when I went to check my laptop, I found it was closed and power off! :eek: That's when I suddenly realized that I had left a few pages from SBF open, I think some stories from the adult discussion and a few FR's about FL with big boobs.

I'm damn sure my aunt was the one who closed my laptop for me and in the process saw all those pages. Usually in the morning as we get ready to go to work, she'll be quite talkative to me, but today she was very quiet. Just said hi to me and then went out the door.

I don't think my uncle knows because he was acting normal to me this morning, or maybe it's cuz he's a guy so he understands my thinking, haha.
I've been worrying about this the entire day today and now that it's almost time to leave work, I'm not sure how I should handle it when I go back. They are very Christian so this must be a shock to her. She always thought that I'm a "guai zai" (good kid) type guy. sigh.. her image of me will be ruined.

So do bros think I should pretend like nothing happened or should I apologize about it? Really stressing about this now, especially as we get closer to knock off time.

EDIT: She's also met my GF as we stayed with them last time while visiting SG. So I'm also a bit worried she'll say something to her. But mainly it's how she will think of me that's stressing me out.

JJ1314
21-08-2008, 05:14 PM
bro what makes u think that ur aunt will look upon you as a pervert after she caught u viewing sammyboyforum? unless u see yourself as one..
who knows? u might have some story to contribute now that she knows you are not that decent after all :p hehe

dexblu
21-08-2008, 05:16 PM
hi bro,

i think best to leave things unsaid... no point of u trying to raise up the issue. Anyway, reading SBF does not classify u as a pervert... Just check on the number of registered members in SBF... i am sure unregistered visitors will add on to a much larger pool of people visiting, reading & contributing to this great forum !!

Christianity does not advocate PRE-MARITAL sex... it's the same for all religions... the question of morality is a thin line to thread on... and it's up to an individual to choose.

Sidestepping the issue, i thought most laptop will automatically go into a Screen Saver or hibernation mode if left untouched for a period of time; n will prompt for a password when u wanna use it again ?? Unless, u have set yours to be Always On mode without any PW protection... Otherwise, my guess is that your Aunt may have just did a forced shutdown on your laptop. On your thoughts about your Aunt telling your girlfriend... i really do not see any problem there... SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, LOVEMAKING, SEX or whatever you call it, is NORMAL amongst consenting individuals... Nothing dirty or shameful about it at all !

What's done cannot be undone... no point harping or get stressed over this issue as it may even be non-existant... Go on, Enjoy Life, Enjoy this GREAT SBF FORUM !!! Cheers !!! :D

DaiBoFan
21-08-2008, 05:20 PM
hi bro,

i think best to leave things unsaid... no point of u trying to raise up the issue. Anyway, reading SBF does not classify u as a pervert... Just check on the number of registered members in SBF... i am sure unregistered visitors will add on to a much larger pool of people visiting, reading & contributing to this great forum !!

Christianity does not advocate PRE-MARITAL sex... it's the same for all religions... the question of morality is a thin line to thread on... and it's up to an individual to choose.

Sidestepping the issue, i thought most laptop will automatically go into a Screen Saver or hibernation mode if left untouched for a period of time; n will prompt for a password when u wanna use it again ?? Unless, u have set yours to be Always On mode without any PW protection... Otherwise, my guess is that your Aunt may have just did a forced shutdown on your laptop.

What's done cannot be undone... no point harping or get stressed over this issue as it may even be non-existant... Go on, Enjoy Life, Enjoy this GREAT SBF FORUM !!! Cheers !!! :D

Yeah, I didn't leave a password on my laptop. I've learnt my mistake and put a password now.

XueJing
21-08-2008, 05:26 PM
No point crying over spilled milk now ... just take it as a lesson learnt

DaiBoFan
21-08-2008, 05:33 PM
dun your laptop have any screen saver? if so it shd have kick in after like 10mins...so she maybe just close the lid...most lappy will go into sleep and hibernate mode when you close the lid...
anyway why is she sneaking arnd your room in the 1st place...maybe u too tired...close the lappy before you zzzz...dun worry too much lah...these old people very conservative one...wont discuss abt it one...even to your uncle...knn wats wrong with sbf??? as long ur nt viewing some gay porn..i think your shd be safe...after all ur only a normal active sexually male with raging hormones, ur auntie young and chio or old and haged type?????heh heh scardly later she up you

I set my laptop to have no screen saver, but the screen will turn off after 5 mins of no activity. After that, any mouse movement or keyboard press will turn on the screen again.

Also, I was viewing outside on the dining table. I position it so that my back is to the wall so no one can see what I'm looking at. But I totally did not expect to fall asleep till the next morning! I only wanted to lie down for a few minutes.

I know for sure I didn't power off my laptop. I just left the screen open and minimized the browser.

DaiBoFan
21-08-2008, 05:36 PM
My uncle just called me and said they'll come pick me up from work and eat dinner together... This is definitely not normal as I usually just eat around the office before going back, since they both work late. I hope it's not to talk to me about SBF... :(

Cheonging101
21-08-2008, 05:52 PM
My uncle just called me and said they'll come pick me up from work and eat dinner together... This is definitely not normal as I usually just eat around the office before going back, since they both work late. I hope it's not to talk to me about SBF... :(

Ahahahaha! Good luck, kid! Don't worry, they won't shoot you down. :D Trust me! The most they'll do is just laugh about it. If, however, they asked if you have ever sought out FLs before, please do the following...

Deny, act blur, shake your head shamefully, make the type of face that says, "I may be curious but not horny!".:p

Bangster
21-08-2008, 05:55 PM
Relac lah.

It's not likely she will poke her nose into what you were reading and surfing on the web. If she does, simple quote some Xtian verse that says she should not be so kaypoh (got such a verse? Better go find out yourself!)

Or maybe she's just unhappy that you didn't turn off the power lah, now that electricity tariffs have gone up.

Or maybe she saw your hardon after you were asleep. Felt uncomfortable.

Or maybe her monthly auntie just came.

Many many maybes lah..

forumer
21-08-2008, 05:57 PM
u indirectly saying we are all pervs here? :(

ramses
21-08-2008, 05:57 PM
Maybe they are seniors in SBF ....

DaiBoFan
21-08-2008, 06:04 PM
Ahahahaha! Good luck, kid! Don't worry, they won't shoot you down. :D Trust me! The most they'll do is just laugh about it. If, however, they asked if you have ever sought out FLs before, please do the following...

Deny, act blur, shake your head shamefully, make the type of face that says, "I may be curious but not horny!".:p

Thanks! That's some good advice. Definitely I will deny having tried FL's.

DaiBoFan
21-08-2008, 06:05 PM
u indirectly saying we are all pervs here? :(

Haha.. sorry bro, that's not what I meant. I guess should have used 'overly horny' instead of perv.

old_yet_horny
21-08-2008, 06:06 PM
Maybe they are seniors in SBF ....

LOL...:D

Geezz....I nearly fell off my chair reading ur reply..

y291252001
21-08-2008, 06:07 PM
Waliao, TS. I'm worried for you too..... How can you fall asleep when surfing sammyboy forum in the 1st place?!?!:confused: Sometimes my dick comes alive when i visit here. Maybe, your auntie got worried when she see how can a healthy boy fall asleep when surfing something so sexciting? Probably will get your uncle to council you on the birds and the bees liao lah.

It's part and parcel of being a guy. If a teenager tell me never see porn in his or her life before, i tell them go fly kite!:D Or better still, go F some spider.

cumminology
21-08-2008, 06:24 PM
Bro, relax lah. Reading sbf is no big deal what. Everyone is curious about sex, just that some choose not to show it. Sex is part and parcel of life, else we all won't be borned right? It's more how you understand and deal with it. Anyway, how old are you? If you are an adult, no biggie.

eastofsg
21-08-2008, 06:27 PM
there nothing much to worry about. like what some bro said, maybe she just close the lids and notebook auto power off after sometime or she simply press the power off button without checking out the content of your minimised browser.

just take it as nothing has happened and no point trying to do a confession.

anyway, i doubt you are really that stressed over it else you wouldn't still be in the mood to reply to postings earlier today on a china fl thread you started yesterday. :D

NakaSky
21-08-2008, 06:33 PM
Reading sbf makes u a pervert? :confused:

How old are u? :eek:

t3hkor
21-08-2008, 06:36 PM
eh bro relax lah! haha

christians still sin thats why they beg for fogiveness from their god!

i dont believe any male christian dont pcc....
if pcc is not a sin....ok but pls teach me how to pcc without any imagination / porn lol. this 2 i think definately a sin right?
who knows they might be more fierce than us :P

so nothing wrong with what u do what... unless u a christian den u better go pray more hehe

dirtyhairy
21-08-2008, 06:37 PM
Yo TS, let me share this with you...
it came from a very sexperienced, senior cheong guru
who once advised me: "even if you are caught with your pants down...
never do you admit, just pretend, deny and swear with your best frown
just say you're just peeing or giving the pecker an airing
.....but never, never do you admit to farking!!!"
As to your present state of mind that you now agonise
just remember the wise senior's advice,
if your relatives confront you, simply fake ignorance and deny
claim it could be unsolicited porn,
which is regularly sent via the net, which is now so common
but if you are a God-fearing Christian:D
make sure you attend Church this Sunday and pay due penance!:p

natsuki
21-08-2008, 06:39 PM
Well, if ur aunt is so religious den i dun think she will view ur stuffs la... Anyway, reading sbf doesnt mean u r a perv lo... My sis knw i come tis webbie also.. but they dunnoe i post here lo... Anyway, everyone got they own choice of going to any webbies they like...

Somemore got fellow bros oso say le ma.. She can just close the lappy's lid... den nothing she will see lo... :)

aces68
21-08-2008, 06:40 PM
....
claim it could be unsolicited porn,
which is regularly sent via the net, which is now so common...

that's the best excuse so far..:p

raiders
21-08-2008, 06:46 PM
The TS must be having dinner with his uncle and aunt now. Hope everything turns out well :p

Luckily he is a guy, imagine if this thread is started by a lady, then I guess there is a real need for concern :D

airbrush
21-08-2008, 06:49 PM
maybe she jolt down the web address for future reference who knows...don worry it will pass.

lightning
21-08-2008, 07:19 PM
Yo TS, let me share this with you...
it came from a very sexperienced, senior cheong guru
who once advised me: "even if you are caught with your pants down...
never do you admit, just pretend, deny and swear with your best frown
just say you're just peeing or giving the pecker an airing
.....but never, never do you admit to farking!!!"
As to your present state of mind that you now agonise
just remember the wise senior's advice,
if your relatives confront you, simply fake ignorance and deny
claim it could be unsolicited porn,
which is regularly sent via the net, which is now so common
but if you are a God-fearing Christian
make sure you attend Church this Sunday and pay due penance!:p

Hahaha Bro DH u sounds like a Chirstian Guru to me... Hopefully next time send us a photo of u caught with ur luver making out... :D:D

dirtyhairy
21-08-2008, 07:35 PM
Hahaha Bro DH u sounds like a Chirstian Guru to me... Hopefully next time send us a photo of u caught with ur luver making out... :D:D

Yo Bro Lightning...dont anyhow say
later thunderbolt strike then u will know ok?
even Olympics Jamaican Bolt...strikes like lightning to beat mighty USA
aiyoh...Bro L...me aledi knn caught with my kar-chng sticking out
not for humping any gal... but only to crap next to OC's car when he's out:D
got caught ..so 1 mth punishment kenna polished his car inside out:mad:

lightning
21-08-2008, 08:03 PM
Yo Bro Lightning...dont anyhow say
later thunderbolt strike then u will know ok?
even Olympics Jamaican Bolt...strikes like lightning to beat mighty USA
aiyoh...Bro L...me aledi knn caught with my kar-chng sticking out
not for humping any gal... but only to crap next to OC's car when he's out
got caught ..so 1 mth punishment kenna polished his car inside out

AHAHAHA LOL:D:D:D:D U never fail to make me luff like mad... but the image of ur hairy ass with the two dangling jingle balls plunging into the delicious juicy velvet hole with those creamy white thighs of ur lurver really intruge my imaginations... Hope that ur confinement ends early, so that u can provide more juicy stories 4 us....
I am a avid fan of ur erotic stories so pls hurry....

sibaysong4u
21-08-2008, 08:33 PM
Maybe your uncle are "Old Yet Horny":D

alanthegreat
21-08-2008, 09:01 PM
i think i need to slap u in the face. what's up with sbf? u mean all the bros here are preverts? if u think so, pls see a psychology yourself. ..|..

unsung80
21-08-2008, 09:31 PM
Hey TS leave this thread deliberately open in the com again. Let's open our gracious arms and invite your aunt to the world of SBF. Who know she's missing out something in life, sexually.... :p

Glock
21-08-2008, 10:06 PM
so how ? want to know !

Bangster
21-08-2008, 10:13 PM
Relac people..

I think his auntie and uncle now dammn interested to become SBF members. TS must be teaching them how to post, and of course a briefing on what all those cheem cheem abbreviations mean before signing up.

Who knows, they may even thanked him for reviving their otherwise non-existent sex life.

Things can always turn out differently.

Let's hope for the best.

ang076
21-08-2008, 10:33 PM
SBF members are not pervs.

We are all horny guys and gals who are in need of excitement and fun, exchange of infos, pics, etc.

In fact, my mother know I surf sammyboy and I visit Geylang, HC.

When I was browsing pics at Link Plaza and my mother come to the room and saw the pics of gals in lingerie, I would say, " Ma, is this bra/panties nice?"

I even had tryst with horny auntie of mine recently ( she is younger sister of my mother.):p

aces68
22-08-2008, 12:49 AM
I even had tryst with horny auntie of mine recently ( she is younger sister of my mother.):p

oooh..got FR or not ?
maybe you interested to read thread on similar FRs http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/79729-love-mature-woman.html

ChinaFriends67
22-08-2008, 01:39 AM
Bro TS, don't worry too much. I think if your aunt is mature enough to understand that it's quiet norm for a guy to surf prono website. Unless you're caught red-handed doing it to a FL. More so ever, your aunt knows that you already have a GF and she not by your side now. So I think it quiet ok on it. She might tell your uncle about it or not, but it's a guy's growing up process and I believe your uncle could understand it. BTW, you're only surfing SBF and not caught red-handed in action. Be Happy & don't worry too much!!! Cheers:D

NasiAyam
22-08-2008, 01:41 AM
just act blur lah

acer3939
22-08-2008, 02:40 AM
Haizzzz now i'm a 'lau' perv:eek: keke:D

ang076
22-08-2008, 07:00 AM
My FR is here (http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/88845-my-aunt-story-3.html)

:o

oooh..got FR or not ?
maybe you interested to read thread on similar FRs http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/79729-love-mature-woman.html

geckoSG
22-08-2008, 10:33 AM
Why should TS be worried about it? What's wrong with reading sammyboy?
This is 21st century, be open-minded... SEX is nothing...

How many Christians out there really lives the HOLY LIFESTYLE? Just move
on TS... Religious is just a GUIDELINE in LIFE for the mind to make sure they
stay on the right path of not causing hurt, damage to others.

Maybe One of these days your AUNT may come in and share "EXPERIENCE"
with you? Kekeke... We will wait for your next POSTING... kekeke :D

dgsk
22-08-2008, 10:37 AM
For all you know, your aunt is uneasy because she read the threads and feel utterly guilty for wanting to read more. Maybe it has ignited her deepest desires and fantasies. It's not as though you're still a acne faced teenager needing moral reinforcing. If she persists in her behaviour, why don't you just ask her nonchalantly and caringly what's wrong? Of course in a generic way, not referring to the possibility that she may have read the threads.

jt.diva
22-08-2008, 12:30 PM
You're a guy.

Everyone knows guys are perv to an extent.

I will be worried if my son, when I have one, does not sneak to watch porn when he's 15 and above.:D

Coldcut
22-08-2008, 12:39 PM
Hello TS,

I feel surfing SBF is nothing to be ashamed of. A simple excuse is to say one of your MSN friend sent you the link and you just happened to check this link out of curiosity.

I think your problem is not as serious as other bros who had been caught wanking or watching porn by their parents.

So no worries bro.

Angel.Janus
22-08-2008, 12:46 PM
so long no reply... maybe his punishment is no internet access for 1 week?? or maybe got NetNanny installed to screen for adult sites... heheheh

KingBong
22-08-2008, 01:01 PM
There are thousands of readers in this forum, and now your aunt may be one of them. Too bad for your uncle really.

blur boy
22-08-2008, 01:20 PM
There are thousands of readers in this forum, and now your aunt may be one of them. Too bad for your uncle really.

I think the uncle is the one who is already a member and acting blur when being approached by TS aunt...:D

skirtchaser639
22-08-2008, 02:03 PM
One of the 10 commandment: Thou shall not prove false testimony.
So if you really following them in the Christian way, admit what you have done.
Tell your aunt that because she dress so sexy at home that you are constantly so tempted and arouse.
You have no choice but to visit SBF to find other spicy story to keep your mind from her.
And that you got so horny yesterday that you go into the room to pcc and pass out.
Tell her so sorry that you will not seek SBF for relief if she is willing to sleep with you.
(Joking lah...:p...sorry TS for making fun, please don't be angry)

All I can say is, lie your way through if you think SBF gives you a bad image in your aunt's mind.
(And you still want to be the guai guai boy image for your aunt)
Say dunno why the page pops up, must be internet virus.
Say you are working on a research project for friend on Singapore's sex scene.
Say it is your friend login and ask you to go in to check something.
Outright denial.

But I think your uncle and aunt already spoken to you already.
Hope you manage to sort your issue out with them.
(Maybe TS got grounded today...:p)

sexzin
22-08-2008, 11:40 PM
maybe she jolt down the web address for future reference who knows...don worry it will pass.

oh ya...
maybe she is reading this now. heehee..
sorry TS,
take it as it come.... good luck!

stormtroopers
23-08-2008, 09:42 AM
well , i guess it depends which thread you were caught reading. if those saucy photos then you cant really defend yrself

pokeman71
23-08-2008, 02:57 PM
Who know TS aunt is a samster herself. And maybe she is open to a wild journey with TS.

pokeman71
23-08-2008, 02:59 PM
I think the uncle is the one who is already a member and acting blur when being approached by TS aunt...:D

Bro, I act on to your comment. His aunt might also be a samster.

Up your point liao, cheer

sibaysong4u
23-08-2008, 04:35 PM
Bro, I act on to your comment. His aunt might also be a samster.

Up your point liao, cheerCan ask his Uncle & Aunt to upz his point too:D

t3hkor
25-08-2008, 02:01 PM
oh wow... tio zapped... prolly for saying i dont believe christians dont pcc?

anyway points doesnt matter to me. i just speak what i feel since i dun require any points.
prolly what i said hurt a christian bro here. if u feel what i have said is wrong, arnt u not obeying your god for being in this forum? :)

Frankiestine
25-08-2008, 02:07 PM
oh wow... tio zapped... prolly for saying i dont believe christians dont pcc?

anyway points doesnt matter to me. i just speak what i feel since i dun require any points.
prolly what i said hurt a christian bro here. if u feel what i have said is wrong, arnt u not obeying your god for being in this forum? :)
omg what a christian doing in a sex forum....?:p

Xgenre
25-08-2008, 03:02 PM
Dear Auntie,

I will like to tell you a wonderful recent discovery. As a kid whose body is rapidly changing, I've always been curious about my sexuality. I have always wondered what it is like to be tempted by the devil. I've wondered if my faith is strong enough for me to break away from the reaches of the devil.

Aunty, I'm glad to tell you I've succeeded on my first trial. I logged onto this sex forum to see if I'll be tempted by LUST. I'm glad to inform you that LUST has no hold over me. In fact, the proof of it all is the fact that I actually fell asleep instead of being aroused. What's the fascination with naked boobs and bums anyway. Zzzzz....

Aunty/Uncle, Be proud of me. The force in me is strong... And it's all due to the both of u :D

Rambutan
25-08-2008, 08:01 PM
TS really giving out too many info about himself and if aunt saw this thread, she will be able to know abt his nick.

So better change nick or lie low for a while! :D

DaDaPiPi.SG
26-08-2008, 10:41 AM
Hmmm, TS MIA liao... kekeke

weisianz
26-08-2008, 06:27 PM
well... better to leave it as it is... keep ur mouth zipped unless she start the topic