Can put things inside pussy during sex?

[etegration79]

I saw these tiny wired vibrators. The unit size is like one joint section of my middle finger and there is a wire to connect to a battery pack.

Any bros every try put this type inside a pussy and fuck? Just asking cos I'm wondering if will injure the girl when doing that.

[chinchiasong]

maybe u'd like to try & share wif us how it feel so we can try.....:D

[etegration79]

Not easy as girl friend refuse to let me do it :(
say later he get hurt or it get stuck inside...

[toilet$50]

Not easy as girl friend refuse to let me do it :(
say later he get hurt or it get stuck inside...

are you:eek:

[Frankiestine]

maybe you can try it out on your own ass hole and relate the feeling to your gf...i am sure she'll be intrigued to want to try after that....:D:D:D:D

[Xgenre]

can, as long as it's attached to a wire. U can easily and gently pull it out after that. Don't try anything without an attached wire. Strange as it may sound to u, things can get lost or stuck if it's not attached to a wire.

I once ALMOST lost a strawberry. :D Panic man... finger move left and right also can't find. Gf scolding me in panic, adding to my stress. Heng can find later on but must use two fingers from both hands to remove...

So morale of the story is that always use those things with attached wires!!!

[Angel.Janus]

*taking down notes*.... remember... to .... put... wire... on ... straw.... berry...

:D:D:D

[avatar101]

I once ALMOST lost a strawberry. :D Panic man... finger move left and right also can't find. Gf scolding me in panic, adding to my stress. Heng can find later on but must use two fingers from both hands to remove...

So morale of the story is that always use those things with attached wires!!!


Hehehehe..... I giggled for 3mins imagining your moment of panic.
The problem was you used two fingers to retrieve it, next time use tooth pick. I 'm sure you are well trained to retrieve strawberry underneath crushed of ice with toothpick, use same technique lah.

[beck7777]

maybe you can try it out on your own ass hole and relate the feeling to your gf...i am sure she'll be intrigued to want to try after that...

Cant stop laughing! :D


I once ALMOST lost a strawberry. :D Panic man... finger move left and right also can't find. Gf scolding me in panic, adding to my stress. Heng can find later on but must use two fingers from both hands to remove...

So morale of the story is that always use those things with attached wires!!!

Yous even more funny!!!! :D:D

[boteoh]

Ever tried using small vibrator, I wrapped it under CD with my dick in it.

Gf complained too big, got difficulty to push in. Finally managed to open the door ...bonked my gf, when vibrator on - the feeling was unbelievable.
She french kissed me vuerrrryyy deep, hug my body verrrry tight, her leg wrapped my butt verrry tight. I had difficulty to breath (it was like being squeezed by the green monster), and unable to move my missile during missionary position as her leg wrapped tightly around my butt.
About 15mins later, her body jerked violently and I felt gushing of warm water below. (that was my first time experience female orgasm. I was terrified when her body jerked violently, I thought she got an epileptic fit)
At the end everything was ok, but she insisted to keep the vibrator to herself (I don't know maybe she threw it away, as I don't see it anymore since).

[AD69]

At the end everything was ok, but she insisted to keep the vibrator to herself (I don't know maybe she threw it away, as I don't see it anymore since).

Maybe she likes it so much that she is keeping it and use it secretly. :D

[wodemama]

Maybe she likes it so much that she is keeping it and use it secretly. :D

A very likely senario.

[angsanna]

I always have this fetish of insert a carrot into a girl pussy. Had tried to hoax a few girlfriends , but all in vain.....but think again,if a girl want to insert a carrot into my asshole, will i want it?:p

[ODERINT]

hmm i haf not try putting anything into pussy during sex.. but some of my female fren uses toothbrush to mast..

[Jurchen Warrior]

I always have this fetish of insert a carrot into a girl pussy. Had tried to hoax a few girlfriends , but all in vain.....but think again,if a girl want to insert a carrot into my asshole, will i want it?:p

Why carrot? :confused: The strawberry one I can understand but carrot?

[etegration79]

maybe you can try it out on your own ass hole and relate the feeling to your gf...i am sure she'll be intrigued to want to try after that....

I put a lot of KY and try already. Feeling is not too bad but not sexual to me... no sex nerves there. I do it to demo for girlfriend... she say ok good that I try myself... Kan Nee Naa after tat tell me buy new vibrator and not to use that one on her any more...

Tio Tua... :mad:

I wash the bits of shit and use dettol for her to see still cannot... she confiscate and throw away... say if any germs her cheeby will rot...

[ekemono]

I saw these tiny wired vibrators. The unit size is like one joint section of my middle finger and there is a wire to connect to a battery pack.

Any bros every try put this type inside a pussy and fuck? Just asking cos I'm wondering if will injure the girl when doing that.

well if your dick can't fill up all of it then perhaps those stuff can help fill in the blank :D

[Frankiestine]

E I was terrified when her body jerked violently, I thought she got an epileptic fit)
At the end everything was ok, but she insisted to keep the vibrator to herself (I don't know maybe she threw it away, as I don't see it anymore since).

Oh boy the ultimate insult, you lost out to a vibrator...:D:D

anyway on a serious note and this is serious, bring your girl to see Thai Girl show in Patpong and you will be amazed at the stuff they shaft into the pussy...

[Xgenre]

The problem was you used two fingers to retrieve it, next time use tooth pick. I 'm sure you are well trained to retrieve strawberry underneath crushed of ice with toothpick, use same technique lah.

Not workable idea lar. The vagina is quite tight. That's why I needed my index fingers from my left and right hand to spread it wider so that I can take out the strawberry. If i use toothpick, chances are very high I will poke the inside walls of the vagina. Now that's REAL PANIC! Imagine your gf used toothpick to poke your dickhead. Song bo? :p


Carrot is a version of the all time favourite, cucumber. The cucumber is like the dildo, long, straight and smooth. Good to replace the full feeling of an erected penis.

[bangbangben]

Maybe carrot more rough on the outside, can give more sensation mah.

I wonder if anyone tried putting ice cubes... :o

[Bangster]

I think a brinjal, orr eggplant is a better choice than the hard cucumber.

In case some of you don't know what a brinjal is, in chinese it's called "矮瓜" or short fruit, the purple curvy phallic vegetable.

It's softer than a cucumber definitely. Thus reducing discomfort.

Choose a more ripe one with a slimmer end for easier entry.

After usage, can wash clean and fry with minced pork and chilli in a claypot and eat with fragrant white rice.

[Steadyman1]

I think a brinjal, orr eggplant is a better choice than the hard cucumber.

After usage, can wash clean and fry with minced pork and chilli in a claypot and eat with fragrant white rice.

Like that also can ah?? You ai sei leh!!:D

[avatar101]

Not workable idea lar. The vagina is quite tight. That's why I needed my index fingers from my left and right hand to spread it wider so that I can take out the strawberry. If i use toothpick, chances are very high I will poke the inside walls of the vagina. Now that's REAL PANIC! Imagine your gf used toothpick to poke your dickhead. Song bo? :p

Carrot is a version of the all time favourite, cucumber. The cucumber is like the dildo, long, straight and smooth. Good to replace the full feeling of an erected penis.


Huahahaha. You really funny.
I have better suggestion: use great hog plum seed (malay: buah kedondong, latin:Ambarella) :D
This kedondong seed is hairy, while the fruit meat is sour. Add wire to the seed just to ensure it won't MIA.

[boteoh]

Oh boy the ultimate insult, you lost out to a vibrator...:D:D

anyway on a serious note and this is serious, bring your girl to see Thai Girl show in Patpong and you will be amazed at the stuff they shaft into the pussy...


Brother, you cannot say ultimate insult. You don't know how conservative she is.
Anyway you said about Patpong, I wonder...how suddenly you mention it.
Tell you the truth, this experiment was done during our trip to thailand (How many times you strike toto eh?).
After visited patpong and pataya agogo bar, talked about these shows lead to our new adventures night.

[geckoSG]

TS, i've tried with a vibrator inside her while I pumped her, just need to be careful will do, else will hurt instead of "SONG"

[Xgenre]

Actually why don't you guys try a vibrating cock ring? Petrol kiosk can buy. when you poke her in missionary, your cock will fill her while the vibrating ring will vibrate on her clitoris. As most men are heavier than their gfs, in this position, the girl very hard to resist and push you off. No choice but to enjoy the vibrations from the ring. The vibrations also help us maintain a strong erection at all times. I wonder if you guys have 90% hard erection when girl is on top like me. Vibrating ring makes it 100% all the time.

[Frankiestine]

I put a lot of KY and try already. Feeling is not too bad but not sexual to me... no sex nerves there. I do it to demo for girlfriend... she say ok good that I try myself... Kan Nee Naa after tat tell me buy new vibrator and not to use that one on her any more...

Tio Tua...

I wash the bits of shit and use dettol for her to see still cannot... she confiscate and throw away... say if any germs her cheeby will rot...

huh:confused: you mean u really try on your own ass...:eek:

alamak monster now really chio kah pengsan...:p:p

[Frankiestine]

Brother, you cannot say ultimate insult. You don't know how conservative she is.
wait till you meet my oc she is the ultimate in conservatism...fingers cannot even touch pussy..
Anyway you said about Patpong, I wonder...how suddenly you mention it.
Tell you the truth, this experiment was done during our trip to thailand (How many times you strike toto eh?).
After visited patpong and pataya agogo bar, talked about these shows lead to our new adventures night.

haha bey pio bo ai ni zhun....Patpong is indeed an eye opener...:D

[HornySexFreak]

I saw these tiny wired vibrators. The unit size is like one joint section of my middle finger and there is a wire to connect to a battery pack.

Any bros every try put this type inside a pussy and fuck? Just asking cos I'm wondering if will injure the girl when doing that.

Make sure u handle it with care and have consent of ur gal :)

[archervista]

HAHAHAHA,

i really like this thread :) so funny, especially with the wire recommendation.

Keep it up.

[simple-minded]

well actually i have tried it with my gf before, its a bullet vibrator about 2 inches long and an inch wide, i put it inside her and pushed it deeper in before i actually penetrated her, oh man you wouldnt believe how loud she moaned :D

[sexynagi]

I think a brinjal, orr eggplant is a better choice than the hard cucumber.

After usage, can wash clean and fry with minced pork and chilli in a claypot and eat with fragrant white rice.

I perhaps you should just cook it straight away instead of washing it to spice up your meals:)

[etegration79]

huh:confused: you mean u really try on your own ass...:eek:

alamak monster now really chio kah pengsan...:p:p

Nothing wrong wat....

[delayer]

hmm just curious why no one mention corn though?
coz of the rib :x i know it's pretty gross in girls' pov but having (CORN) or ribbed dildo does infact make girls cum faster.

[Frankiestine]

Nothing wrong wat....

hahaha hope you dun get too addicted to it.....:p:p

[alwong]

Ha...ha...ha...:D

This is really very hilarious or funny thread....

Luckily no one yet to suggest or try put more exotic things inside pussy that can't take out except going to the hospital...hee...hee...:p

Do practise safe sex, guys. ;)

Keep it up! Cheers! :)

[Bangster]

hmm just curious why no one mention corn though?
coz of the rib :x i know it's pretty gross in girls' pov but having (CORN) or ribbed dildo does infact make girls cum faster.

popped or steamed?

[thames]

not after u sanitized the thing :D

[Frankiestine]

Luckily no one yet to suggest or try put more exotic things inside pussy that can't take out except going to the hospital...hee...hee...:p



dun noe if you have seen Jack Ass 1, there is this dude who inserted a little car model into his own ass and then went to the doctor and told him that he felt funny after waking up from a night of drinking with his pals....they did a x-ray and imagine the look on the doc face...:p

[delayer]

popped or steamed?

haha bro :x raw lor.. if sweet popped one she will see ants crawling up her soon :x

if steam ... later rub too hard... one corn fall inside .... later rot inside how? lol :x

[unger]

SALUTE TO ALL BROTHER WHO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS THREAD.

Thanks to brother TS for starting this thread. It is really funny to read the other brothers who came along to spices up this thread. I cant stop laughing from reading some of the brothers idea.

I have tried using the egg vibrator while have sex with my gf, only she can feel the difference. Nothing special for me. Also have filled water into condom and let it get frozen. used it to insert into my gf pussy still the same but just that we can control the size if it is too big. Very colder than normal very wet as ice melt fast, so remember if you try, please place at lease 3 thick towel under your pal otherwise the bed will be the tell tales of your activities.

[glster]

can, as long as it's attached to a wire. U can easily and gently pull it out after that. Don't try anything without an attached wire. Strange as it may sound to u, things can get lost or stuck if it's not attached to a wire.

I once ALMOST lost a strawberry. :D Panic man... finger move left and right also can't find. Gf scolding me in panic, adding to my stress. Heng can find later on but must use two fingers from both hands to remove...

So morale of the story is that always use those things with attached wires!!!

haha i can imagine when you two panic....:D Did she say "Die liao la my CB tio tuck "

But seriously i dont dare put anything without a wire

[Midnightiger]

Actually why don't you guys try a vibrating cock ring? Petrol kiosk can buy. when you poke her in missionary, your cock will fill her while the vibrating ring will vibrate on her clitoris. As most men are heavier than their gfs, in this position, the girl very hard to resist and push you off. No choice but to enjoy the vibrations from the ring. The vibrations also help us maintain a strong erection at all times. I wonder if you guys have 90% hard erection when girl is on top like me. Vibrating ring makes it 100% all the time.

This one I agree!!!! Used it before a number of times and the girls also enjoyed it.

But must wait for sexpo where they will have big discount or else quite expensive.

Regards
Tiger

[Frankiestine]

to the asshole who minus me and called me a piece of shit and fake nat supporter, by all means gather your clones and zap me song song...limpeh got so many points don't know what to do with it....:D

[sexsexsex4me]

I saw these tiny wired vibrators. The unit size is like one joint section of my middle finger and there is a wire to connect to a battery pack.

Any bros every try put this type inside a pussy and fuck? Just asking cos I'm wondering if will injure the girl when doing that.

You have to handle these stuffs with extra care

[bangbangben]

SALUTE TO ALL BROTHER WHO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS THREAD.

Thanks to brother TS for starting this thread. It is really funny to read the other brothers who came along to spices up this thread. I cant stop laughing from reading some of the brothers idea.

I have tried using the egg vibrator while have sex with my gf, only she can feel the difference. Nothing special for me. Also have filled water into condom and let it get frozen. used it to insert into my gf pussy still the same but just that we can control the size if it is too big. Very colder than normal very wet as ice melt fast, so remember if you try, please place at lease 3 thick towel under your pal otherwise the bed will be the tell tales of your activities.

I don't quite get the water in condom idea leh.
Erm... an average condom can be filled with about 2-3 ltrs of water without breaking. But this will be damn huge!
Are you trying to say, u made ur own ice dildo and screw her with it?
or
You put a little bit of water and freeze the tip of the condom, then u wear it and screw her?

me confused :confused:

[geckoSG]

haha bro :x raw lor.. if sweet popped one she will see ants crawling up her soon :x

if steam ... later rub too hard... one corn fall inside .... later rot inside how? lol :x

Bro, can't imagine if RAW, just one left inside, perhaps a few months
down the road, you see a walking corn plant below hanging upside down...

[Xgenre]

limpeh got so many points don't know what to do with it....:D

Don't say I never teach you... Whatever number of points u have, use it to buy 4D. Then u know what to do with your points. :D

[bigguy198O]

use more KY loh.

[unger]

I don't quite get the water in condom idea leh.
Erm... an average condom can be filled with about 2-3 ltrs of water without breaking. But this will be damn huge!
Are you trying to say, u made ur own ice dildo and screw her with it?
or
You put a little bit of water and freeze the tip of the condom, then u wear it and screw her?

me confused :confused:

To make it simple it is a ice dildo. If you just freeze the tip of the condom, and then u wear it, you are just trying to frozen your own tip.

I just like this thread, If can vote the best thread this should be the one.

[Angel.Janus]

I don't quite get the water in condom idea leh.
Erm... an average condom can be filled with about 2-3 ltrs of water without breaking. But this will be damn huge!
Are you trying to say, u made ur own ice dildo and screw her with it?
or
You put a little bit of water and freeze the tip of the condom, then u wear it and screw her?

me confused :confused:

ohhhh... this one... i almost forgot...

no lah... u put about 100-500 cc of water... dun fill so much lah... about same size or thickness as those ice-lollipop (30c long long type, can share half one... anyone know where to get it?)

tie rubber band at one end... put in freezer... and use as ice-cold dildo... but for girls very sensitive to cold, best jus use on her body first... cos too cold can be a turn off too...

[Frankiestine]

Don't say I never teach you... Whatever number of points u have, use it to buy 4D. Then u know what to do with your points. :D

Wah like that this weekend i go HUAT AH!!!! If really HUAT then must come back and thank the ass hole for giving me the HUAT number...:D:D

[Frankiestine]

ohhhh... this one... i almost forgot...

no lah... u put about 100-500 cc of water... dun fill so much lah... about same size or thickness as those ice-lollipop (30c long long type, can share half one... anyone know where to get it?)

tie rubber band at one end... put in freezer... and use as ice-cold dildo... but for girls very sensitive to cold, best jus use on her body first... cos too cold can be a turn off too...

Wah your method might just give inspiration to ladies who prefer to DIY but dare not buy a vibrator...:D:D

[old_yet_horny]

ohhhh... this one... i almost forgot...

no lah... u put about 100-500 cc of water... dun fill so much lah... about same size or thickness as those ice-lollipop (30c long long type, can share half one... anyone know where to get it?)

tie rubber band at one end... put in freezer... and use as ice-cold dildo... but for girls very sensitive to cold, best jus use on her body first... cos too cold can be a turn off too...

Bro... Will injured the love hole or not har?? Seems too cold leh...

I did Banana before.. with cd on it.. My ex simply love it.. However, her appitite got bigger and bigger... I have to try more "aggressive" and "innovative" way to statisfy her.. From banana to bitter gourd... She had everything in her excpet Chilli la..

Things start to take a change as I find her love hole looser... So we took a break from the "insertion" game..

We tried bondage and paint brush...I tied her hands and legs plus blind fold... Spread her love hole and use the Chinese Caligraphy Brush on her Clits...

BINGO!!!

She cummed big time in less than 5 mins... She siad that was the best cum compaired to those insertion... Wonder if she is still playing this game with her current other half??:rolleyes:

[unger]

ohhhh... this one... i almost forgot...

no lah... u put about 100-500 cc of water... dun fill so much lah... about same size or thickness as those ice-lollipop (30c long long type, can share half one... anyone know where to get it?)

tie rubber band at one end... put in freezer... and use as ice-cold dildo... but for girls very sensitive to cold, best jus use on her body first... cos too cold can be a turn off too...

brother you got it right. SNG BAO is the right discription. My gf did not have much reaction from the ice thingy.

I did Banana before.. with cd on it.. My ex simply love it.. However, her appitite got bigger and bigger... I have to try more "aggressive" and "innovative" way to statisfy her.. From banana to bitter gourd... She had everything in her excpet Chilli la..

Lucky you did not try durian. Otherwise she wont need you any more.

[Angel.Janus]

YAH!!!! SNG BAO!!! those cheap sweet things i use to by daily... wah, if tat time got digital camera, treat all my chio female friends eat... sure to be a lot of nice pics...

as for the ice dildo, must take a bit of getting used to... cos very cold... but very shoik if jus use to tease or 'punishment' on the outside... must see each girl's reaction...

as for loose pussy... i teach all my ex and FBs how to exercise their PC muscles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle) using Kegel exercise... also i change my ways to stimulate her...

if the girl is adventurous, there are many many ways to excite her...

[Bangster]

Won't the cheebye muscles turn numb due to the coldness? Numbed liao, mana got feeling? Your hands if numbed, also no feeling wat.

Worse if you see the cheebye turning blue.

[Angel.Janus]

your cock will turn blue if your girl use ice water or mint to BBBJ u?? :)

tat why i say cannot jus jam straight in lah... :D

[Frankiestine]

Worse if you see the cheebye turning blue.
that when you have to start your mouth to "mouth" resuscitation...:D:D

[White Crane]

This one I agree!!!! Used it before a number of times and the girls also enjoyed it.

But must wait for sexpo where they will have big discount or else quite expensive.

Regards
Tiger

Vibrating cock ring? Useless for me, the batteries run until hot and flat - job still not done. In the end have to revert to my electrical massager.

[Xgenre]

Actually, have you guys helped your gfs to wear tampon? Quite fun too. Just put a finger inside the tampon, slowly rub around the entrance and slot in the tampon. must slow in quite deep somemore. Quite a fun experience.

[ah rat]

Worse if you see the cheebye turning blue.

that when you have to start your mouth to "mouth" resuscitation...:D:D

Not resuscitate at the cheebye :D

[bangbangben]

SNG BAO!!!

Now i get it... Long long time ago, 10cent 20cent cheapskate ice-cream.

I think this SNG BAO thingy is very interesting... Imagine if I go get the durex green colour gel which is kinda cool and hot feeling, then pour inside the water make go freeze...

Wah.. Jam Pack her pussy sure maximum la! :o:o:o


THIS THREAD GETTING DAMN KINKY AND INTERESTING!

[Angel.Janus]

u mean this one??

http://www.durex.com/AU/images/products/AU_tingle_lube.jpg

[VandeSex]

Put the 2-head-dildo in if she wants :p

[asdfghjkl]

my boss warns me before, introducing bacteria to the virgina is quite dangerous.. dunno true bo?

[Frankiestine]

my boss warns me before, introducing bacteria to the virgina is quite dangerous.. dunno true bo?

yeah the bacteria might just wipe out the entire state of virgina...

[JohnRoDoe]

You guys should try put vibrator up her pussy and cock up her ass (and vice versa). Feeling is amazing.

[ch18]

Put anything in lah, just make sure you take it out after your BONK......

[Bangster]

Hhahaa you make the cb sound like a safe keep box.

[fenwick]

Hhahaa you make the cb sound like a safe keep box.

Ha ha , reminds me of a porn movie i've seen. The man let the pros decide how much she wants to charge by inserting as many rolls of notes as she likes in her pussy, quite funny ! I think 3 rolls of notes if i remember:D

[Bangster]

Hope the actor in the movie used Indonesian rupiah, or better still, Zimbabwean Dollars.

Hehee.

[unger]

many years back, there were this gils who uses nokia phone.
When handphone start to become smaller and with silent alert)
This girl was sent to the hospital by the ambulance, forr not
been able to take her handphone out from her pussy.

The girl actually put the phone into herself and start calling,
she was so much into the vibration, that she did not realized
that her pussy got addicted to the vibration and refused top
vommit the phone out. It was a big joke, and all the nurses,
doctors and ambulance assistances were laughing their head
off from seeing the girl going to the hospital naked with a phone
in her pussy.

Nokia==== connecting people. so is pussy.

[fire_power99]

many years back, there were this gils who uses nokia phone.

The girl actually put the phone into herself and start calling,
she was so much into the vibration, that she did not realized
that her pussy got addicted to the vibration and refused top
vommit the phone out. It was a big joke, and all the nurses,
doctors and ambulance assistances were laughing their head
off from seeing the girl going to the hospital naked with a phone
in her pussy.

Nokia==== connecting people. so is pussy.

Hi bro,

Saw this clip before..quite interesting imagine the phone virbrate.:D

[Moredhel]

I vote this the most hilarious thread in SBF!! :p

The one that took the cake(dildo shaped with fitted vibrating cock ring) for me is the flippant remark, "Siao liao, CB tio taht liao!" Next scene that comes to mind is the girl beating the bf while screaming, "NB! All your fault!! Never attach wire to strawberry!! Faster take it out of me!!"

Continued with a Bro avatar101 dressed in DOc's getup saying, "It's ok dear...I'll just pop your strawberry with my multi-purpose toothpick." :D