Male escort for female samster
 

I just click on one yahoo classified ad link posted by some samster here.. and i went further to do some research and discover this.. damn funny...

"YOU MUST BE CLEAN".. knn how to ensure this statement?? anyway.. grin..
this forum have quite a number of quiet female samsters.. so they might be interested.

personally, this classified add makes me laugh.. :D

Health & Beauty: Any Ladies can pay 4 my school fees;
Choa Chu Kang, sg Clip This Ad | Email to a friend

Description: Hi there, any lonely women who wants my company in exchange for cash? Negotiable. Special services given according to needs. E-mail me at [email protected] with your age, race, hp no.,your needs and we discuss furthur for our first meeting. *YOU MUST BE CLEAN*. Im a male here to service you for a fee. No commitments just business. Price will be determined on duration. Location: Hotel/Own venue/Others will be taken into consideration Pls include your contact method & how you want to be addressed through your email. All information are kept strictly confidential.

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For one moment (after reading the title), I tot you were advertising for yourself :D
(no offence!!)

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Description: Hi there, any lonely women who wants my company in exchange for cash? Negotiable. Special services given according to needs. E-mail me at [email protected] with your age, race, hp no.,your needs and we discuss furthur for our first meeting. *YOU MUST BE CLEAN*. Im a male here to service you for a fee. No commitments just business. Price will be determined on duration. Location: Hotel/Own venue/Others will be taken into consideration Pls include your contact method & how you want to be addressed through your email. All information are kept strictly confidential. [/SIZE][/QUOTE]

wah, like that also can ah.
this guy siao one or what.
are you sure he is a samster here.
must be mascular type hor.
definitely not me or you. kekeke

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ya i thg bro lawry was soliciting for himself :D If there are female readers here, please note i do it for FREE. NO commision but i no mascular type kekeke. But must let lawry bro try first hor

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if i advertise for myself..

it will be

a not so good looking guy.. but full of humour willing to be at ur service for 2 ~ 8 hrs...

body = POWER!.. cause my ma ma says.. unity is power! and i have a 8 pack of muscle united into one!!.. so isnt it power!..

Height = not bad leh.. i taller than liu de hua... :)
weight = i lighter than any sumo wrestler...

If u are pleasant looking and average figure.. i am willing to charge u

S$2 for.. a nite of 6 hours of fun... hotel will be fully paid (by me... discount period).. dinner will be fully paid by me (discount period..)
condom will be a must... (for hygen purpose..)

I will lick ur pussy till u cum 2twice..
give u an turbo fingering...
lick ur whole body from the neck to the toes...
and will DEFINATELY TAKE VIRGRA (if u are pretty) to enhance my performance so that u have a 6 solid hour of bonking...

if after the bonk.. u are not happy.. i will refund ur $2...

i am sorry, i dont have a email account.. but since SB is kind enough to give me a pm box.. please pm me ur number and name..

Hurry discount/promotion period ending soon..

first 100 customer will have suprise gift... :)

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hahaha.. kum sia in advance.. wan to post advertisement must also learn from me mah.. check out my own personal advertisment... :)

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Another male escort found in yahoo. :D
(PLEASE BEWARE OF IMPOSTORS & Male Chauvinists who treats women as sex toys for their own lust only) This statement make me laugh.. knn.. that means that this guy who posted.. is a SAINT and the rest who post is the DEVIL??? knn, if yahoo classified has rep point - i zap him till -999... :)


Health & Beauty: Private Escort - Gigolo for Ladies only;
West Coast, sg Clip This Ad | Email to a friend
Description: Married, single or lonely? You are a woman who feels in needing more than you are getting. Are you looking for discreet escort or sexual encounters! You dont play games. You know exactly what you are looking for - you dont play!!! FOR LADIES ONLY!!! I m very Attractive with a nice body, Pleasant-looking, Matured, well Educated, Friendly, Cheerful, Clean & Healthy Fun Male GIGOLO at your service. You re guaranteed absolute privacy, confidentiality, anonymity and discreet service. I would be delighted to company you anywhere you desire or visit your hotel, home or your own private apartment. Interesting prices according to job task. Satisfaction Guaranteed (SPECIAL SERVICE AVAILABLE: Safe Sex with one or more ladies). Please leave a message to: [email protected] and tell me about yourself with a list of your requirements, name, contact and fix a date/time. All information will be treated as highly personal and confidential and without strings attached! (PLEASE BEWARE OF IMPOSTORS & Male Chauvinists who treats women as sex toys for their own lust only)

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Your advert = POWER

i newbie meh how to compare with u :p

can put m name on your advert? i pay commission to you if i got customers from u kekekeke

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r u on promotional/discount period too???
R u going to give out free gift to first 100 customer?? :)

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u interested to join in the gang?? :) wat special service u provides?? :)

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me always on promotional period but if customer pretty, i give extra discount
and also give freebies (i.e sex toys for their own personal pleasure) :D if not pretty i also give freebies but upon request kekekeke

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Both forgot to add in the sentences: Satisfaction guaranteed .. else money back refund policy or free extra services next time.. hee hee

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lawry hahaha.. kum sia in advance.. wan to post advertisement must also learn from me mah.. check out my own personal advertisment... :)

Like that you also can advertise in yahoo lor.
invite them to SB for them to pick.
tell them here got plentiful of guys for them to interview and pick.
i am sure u able to do it with your sweet tongue.
kekeke :eek:

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how can he have forgotten. lawry bro very professional one la. :D

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bro how was the nite out that i pass the last time?

tonite i will also pass on the drinks BUT die die must go release my millions of spermbies to nite. Got big boobs lobang anot?

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have refund policy leh... check my adv again..

We only provide the best service and the best refund policy in SG some even say up to JB and all the way to batam.... :)

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got.. what national u wan?? PRC??

have one PRC used to work in ha er pin as a hotel GRO.. 28 i think.. nice fair soft round boobs...

u go neg $$.. i havent bonk her hor.... stays at a hotel near JC.. working in a KTV near JC/GL area.. a bit green.. but she says she willing to learn...

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thanks bro but i already had chinese dish last week.
got local lobang?

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this sentence sounds familiar

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[QUOTE=lawry]if i advertise for myself..

I will lick ur pussy till u cum 2twice..
give u an turbo fingering...
lick ur whole body from the neck to the toes...
if after the bonk.. u are not happy.. i will refund ur $2...


Bro, u are damn funny man, buay tahan, almost heart attack. I up ur rep already.

Can u imagine if IT contacts you? Then u must be good for ur word man.........that will be super freaking funny, for u to lick her and to finger her. Can I volunteer to film? Hahaha, no offence hor.

Seriously, got female samsters contact u or not hah? Haha :D

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no lah.. IT is a bloody pre opt AH GUA.. so the gender not female leh.. so no such treatment to him..

no leh.. no female samster pm me yet... :(

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at least still can have some good clean fun horrr?

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Its Nirvana! :eek: :D

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wah , he earn money and get service too~

no wonder he so many FR to post~ :D

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Ah boh U think ah? how u think he can maintain his muscles also? constant workout mah... heh heh heh...

then the other fella buay song.. knn.. all the girls go over his side.. so start thread and flame him. heh heh heh...

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I've seen many of these Ads on Yahoo as well. Frankly I think they are posted by morons.

Think about it, why would ANY WOMAN choose to pay for sex? It's so easy for women to get laid.

They only have to go to any of the number of clubs and put herself out there. Maybe approach a likely target and just tell him outright she is looking for a quick fuck. Depending on how she looks (provided she is not super fat or ugly) sure got guys who will fuck her for free one. Honestly, how many guys would turn down a free fuck even if she's not exactly some chio babe? As long as she's not sibeh ugly or fat can liao right? Come to think abt it, I know some guys whose SOLE criteria in choosing a ger for a ONS is that she is prepared to have a ONS and they dun really care how she looks!

There's a reason why guys say "they got lucky" when they get a ONS. No guy really expects sex everytime they go to a club right? I'm sure no one can say they have a 100% hit rate if they are honest lah. No matter how chariming, how yandao, or how loaded you are, there are gers that will play hard to get one.

This ad poster actually wants women to let him fuck and still pay his school fees? This fella either really thinks very highly of himself (i.e. deluded), or is super yandao or damn good in bed. But come to think abt it, if he is so good-looking and so great in bed, how come he is on Yahoo trying to find a ger to 'bao' him? Shouldn't there be gers willing to support him already?

Anyway, just idle ramblings here lah. Views, anybody?

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go create a yahoo account with a gal nick and email him, set a trap and con him out. then upon meeting, go get this clown pic and post it here :D

^_^

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hehehe... u so cute.

me now already lost 5kg liao.. :D

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What if one day the roles could be switched and the ladies are always on the lookout for guys for ONS and also commercial transaction?Imagine guys actually getting paid to bonk ladies esp pretty ones........

Anyway, really got male one izzit? I thought male escorts only serve those male clients seldom kena female clients one.

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Bro, u really lost 5kg ahh, me try eat Extreme also no use. nver lost a single pound :mad: Can share ur recipe or not, serious? :eek: