Better way to masturbate
 

hi was actually inviting bros to share ur secret superb way to mast, i'll start the ball rolling......

- basic way, mast with hand shaking till cum, best to go with lub.
- one hand shake cock, the other tickle asshole
- one hand shake hard, the other finger ashole with lub
- lie on ur bed, legs over head, cock very near ur face, suck it if u can if not shake till ur cum drip on ur face or mouth, very turn on if u r very very horny at the time but note: after u cum, u will feel disgusting :)

anymore bros?

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uh..... don't need to cum, i already feel disguted :eek:

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Geez.... the only person I know who can do that is Marilyn Manson, and he was able to achieve it by removing a pair of his rib bones.... :eek:

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apparently, some gymnasts can too

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Haha, go for yoga lessons n maybe u can make it too .. :) but then even if can also won't do it ...

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try ...
filled two balloons with warm water
fill it until the size you like best
then tied them together
put your cock in between and do it like breasts fucking
i tell you the feeling is good
like warmth breasts sandwiching your cock :D

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OMG.....i tink u r real SICK ....or into GAY sex .....u tickle n finger ur own asshole :eek:
reading tis jus give me the shiver...............get the HELL out

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OMGGGG~~~~!! You Suck your own Cock?!!:eek: :eek:

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Well i saw in one of the RA movie that the guy get pork from fridge, cut a hole of size of pussy and masturbate with it and cum inside. Then the next day use it to make cha siew bao :D Maybe can try that as same feeling except it abit cold.

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R u showing porn movies & maybe ladyboy would like to watch it.
Or performing circus shows

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Haha..Bro..think I also got watch this film b4...but cannot rem the name leh.

But I think is a Hong Kong CAT 3 film

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haha i remember this movie.. "E POR LA PING DU" ebola virus

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omg... show me how u gonna suck your own cock dude :confused:

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Bro,that is the most sickening thing i ever hear from bro here...i don't think any normal ppl do that except u..:p

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A seaman ever told me he use a raw Sontong, cover with warm tower for 5min, than musturbate. ..it feel better than use your own hand ..:rolleyes:

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Another young desperate boy......yawn.... yawn

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1. buy a rubber pussy from a sex toy shop and do it like you would do it to a girl. make sure u use lub when insert, can be quiite tight. better still if u use a warm feel lub. the feel is like in a pussy.

2. get a rubber doll. use lub too.

3. do it to 2 pillows with your dick in between. make sure your pillows are cover with plastic. small pillows are recommended.

4. ask your g/f to masterbate for yo, if u thinkof just masterbating and not having sex with her or she dun want sex during mens.

5. rub and tickle the base of your dick head. this stimulation is one of the best recommended.

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LOL!

Bro... you're really weird LOL!

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Threadstarted is really humourously perverted ... pls elaborate on more sick stuff you have executed. you keep any pets at home ?

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I heard that before, but that not the end, after the fisherman cum liao, they will throw the sotong back to the basket for selling. That why i only eat sotong head.

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Before I was circumsized, it was damn easy to pcc and with no mess. simply rub without lub, and at the time to cum, just pull up the foreskin and fill the cum inside, then go to wash.

Now very jialat, cannot pcc without lub, even gfs cannot do HJ for me without lub, they have to lub it with their saliva, literally spit on it like "kraa..ptui!", then start to pcc and continue to spit along the way....

Now I also cum super easily, cannot control because the exposed head is super sensitive. Just 5 pumps can make me cum.

But the best advantage is it cleanliness, glossiness and pinkishness that make all my gfs woooo...waaaaa...... then "krraa...ptui!" rub rub rub rub

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bro it's damn disgusting... I just had a char siew bao like 30 mins ago... :( see this almost vomitted... :o

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I still prefer to be stroke than DIY

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How about pull your cock longer, pull it backward and poke your own ass :confused: U might feel high too

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[QUOTE=ryanck;2158897]- lie on ur bed, legs over head, cock very near ur face, suck it if u can if not shake till ur cum drip on ur face or mouth, very turn on if u r very very horny at the time but note: after u cum, u will feel disgusting :)
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Are u sick??:eek:

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Who on earth would want to such your own dicky?

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Hahaha...this one gd one bro!

Don't use pork, or raw sotong, try poke a hole in the centre of Hump Chim Pan and PCC, after cum, eat with it as BreakFast:p !

I'm changing my nick liao......

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I heard masturbate is not good for pennis. Best is still pay $50-$150 for a proper release.

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LOL..talk about sotong, i heard from my uncle that those long range fishing boat guy use sotong to masturbate as no gals on board and they need to stay in sea for month..:D

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Your parents would have strangled you at birth if they know you'll grow up a pervert!