Weird (sexual) Experiences...
 

Wonder if anyone had encountered any weird (sexual) encounters before? Like to share 2 experiences here. Both happened many yrs back at a HC in Golden Mile Complex. The HC is no longer there. As my office was in the same building, I frequented the HC quite a bit.

1st experience:

This young girl came into the room looking stoned. Didn't thot she was drunk as there was no alcohol smell on her. Looked like she was high on drugs. Anyway, she didn't talk much & juz started massaging. Funny thing was she kept stopping & stayed still very often. I was lying on my back & when i turned over to look at her, she was juz sitting there with her eyes closed. I had to shake her to wake her up as she didn't respond to my calling her.

After a few minutes, i got fed-up & turned over. To my surprise, she started giving me a bbbj without even asking me. Guess wat happened next.....knn she literally fell asleep with my dick in her mouth!!! I was worried that she might juz bite it off! I had to gently slap her on her cheek & slowly pulled my dick out. Boy was she stoned! I laid her on the bed & began to undress her. She did not move a muscle at all. After I got her completely naked, I spread her legs to take a close-up look at her pussy. Looked quite nice, no smell & not too hairy. I positioned myself between her legs & pushed myself in. She was totally spaced out, lying motionless with her eyes closed. Made me feel like I was fucking a corpse. Couldn't make myself cum, so withdrew & went to bathe. Came out she was still lying there. I had to check to see if she's still breathing or not. Time was almost up & I had to shake her to wake her up. She got up, didn't look surprised that she was naked. Put her clothes back on & left the room without even asking for tips! Wa lau eh.....

2nd experience :

Same HC. This time, I was in the middle of getting a HJ when KNN, the woman suddenly farted out. Ni na beh, my dick went limp almost immediately. She had the cheek to laugh & apologised. Seeing that I was limp, she tried to arouse me again but the bloody smell of her fart was still lingering inside the room. I got up quick & told her to forget it. Didn't even pay her anything. I know she was paiseh. Wa lau eh.....

Anyone of you got anything interesting to share?

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Errrmm ... wow ...

I think this is a really interesting experience :D

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I had an interesting experience last Oct in Sunway lagoon in KL. I was staying in the apartments and call a girl for a massage. I was told I could not choose the girl. So when I open the door there was the most unattractive aunty there. She looked at least 45 may be more and was ugly to say the least. I felt bad to send her off so let her in to give me a massage. Her massage was ok and she was friendly and made it clear that she offered extra services. I really did not want any but as had booked her for a long time just told her to give me a HJ. But half way through she started to take her top off and ask me to suck her nipples I was so grossed out but did it out of sympathy then she takes my hand and puts it near her pussy asking me to play with it. I did for 5 mins and then she took over and she masturbated her self while playing with her tits and did not even bother to HJ me. I could not beleive this she was lying on my bed playing with herself in front of me. So I just lie beside her and play with myself watchin her. She came after 10 mins and I paid her and she left but it was the funniest experience I have ever had.

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Reminds me of my 1st HC experience. Hope bros would take it with a pinch of salt. It was at Keong Saik, I didn't bother to choose the girl, I was a greencow. Just told them I need a bonk.

Came in an auntie in her 40s with tea, plumb, looking not unlike my ex ex gf's mom (mind you, her mom's not attractive) I thought she's just the caretaker. She put down the tea, then asked me to undressed... HOLY! Then she undressed herself.. !!!

To put the experience short, she kept hurrying me saying, i want you to cum faster, cum now, while her pussycat is making pussyfart-like noises. She asked "it's fine you can put on your specs" Inside me screamed nooooo! Did the job and left, didn't feel sextified.

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to : luvs2lick Samster
she should pay you.

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i really LOL at the bolded part..hahaha
bro, i really salute you la...if i were u, i think my little bro cant even up..:p

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Hi bro boob man , I think i know which HC and girl you were refering. If I don't remember wrongly her name was JJ. She was one of the few young gal in the HC. When she served me that time she showed similar symptom. But at least she did not fell asleep like your case. She liked stoned and when she talked to you , she starred at you for 5-6 s before she can response. She did a 10 min so call massage and automatically strip herself without asking and lie flat like a dead body for me to screw. I find her so wierd and decided not to up her and chase her out. Anyway subsequently i found a Milf called Jessie with a solid body who provide BBBJ at $40 and FJ for $60. I donated lot of sperm and she even allow credit term for me !

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JJ? which HC?

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At least you're lucky Jessie didn't fart while bbbj-ing you! Wah seh, credit terms, not bad man! Anyway the HC is no longer around.....

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Hahahahaha! that experience must have been deeply etched in your memory! :D

Wonder if that fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane has any weird fucking experience to share and entertainment us here? :D


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Similarly, when it got zapped to negative points, it will also cry father cry mother and crawl to Boss Sam to beg for points.
What a disgraceful and shameful act! In Hokkien, it’s Sia Suay!
One option is to go to the Edit Ignore List in your User CP and add that fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane into your ignore list and presto! Otherwise, just sit back, relax and enjoy the free entertainment by that fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane! clown act 1 clown act 2 clown act 3 clown act 4:p

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This was unusual - there was this time that I had a lover over and while we were engaged in some serious doggie style screw, my Siamese cat came by and started to rub itself all over us. Of course my lover came bucketful into me. The feeling of a tight screw plus fur on the scrotum is purr-fect.

Now I let the Siamese out for the evening when my other pussy comes to play.

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Really strange encounters.

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That is a fucking weird name for a dog. :p

I'm a cat person myself so that story is just plain weird.

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Hahahahah.... you two really hate each other, dont you? hahahahah... funny story, profane...

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Hey my dear fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane, you are so fucking obedient! Asked and you obeyed. woof woof! Hahahahaha! :D


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Do NOT fall into the fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane’s trick. It is trying to agitate and annoy you so that you will zap him with fucking profanities and chances are you will not leave your nick. If you do that, it will cry father cry mother and crawl to Boss Sam to complain and you will end up being put into moderation.
Similarly, when it got zapped to negative points, it will also cry father cry mother and crawl to Boss Sam to beg for points.
What a disgraceful and shameful act! In Hokkien, it’s Sia Suay!
One option is to go to the Edit Ignore List in your User CP and add that fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane into your ignore list and presto! Otherwise, just sit back, relax and enjoy the free entertainment by that fucking disgraceful & pathetic dickhead clown profane! clown act 1 clown act 2 clown act 3 clown act 4:p