Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

Alright, pardon my humourous thread title. ;) I am simply in need of a gentleman who can be my activity partner.

I just need someone who I can share my life with. Not being romantic or such. I mean to say someone who is not just an FB; but also a friend I can wine and dine with, have intelligent conversations with, and I might(?) get zapped for saying this- go shopping with. It's just that I have so much free time!!! I could do with some company.

A self-introduction
I am 23, chinese, above-average to good-looking depending on subjective male opinion, above average height- in between 1.65m-1.7m, 34-24-34 in vital statistics, small C/D cup, quite toned but still curvy, rather fair, rather slim. I have long curly/wavy black hair, no tattoos, no weird piercings. I don't smoke, drink quite abit, am well-groomed, very horny/wild, ETC.

Basically, I like to believe I am quite alright looks-wise but I know I'm no supermodel. Appearance is truly subjective and a matter of preference. One man's meat is another man's poison, as often quoted around here.

Criteria

1. -Chinese male
2. -Above 1.7m (I love to wear heels and may end up taller.)
3. -Age 26 and above
4. -Average-looking and above
5. -Toned/Fit
6. -Skilled lover
7. -Gentlemanly/Caring
8. -Will be there for me when I need him. (Not unreasonable-beck-and-call type but more of reachable-during-emergencies type.)
9. -Will gladly buy me a pair of nice shoes every month. (If you feel I don't deserve it at any point in time, I will pay out of my own pocket.)
10. -Must fulfill all above criteria.

I ask for alot and take alot because I also have much to give. My logic is that it makes no sense to go lower than what I already have. My FB's are mostly rich playboys... but they're all busy and some are real dickheads. I just want an experienced player who can charm me.

I know someone will definitely say something like: "You think what?! You golden cunt/CB/abalone ah?" OR "School holidays! Must be another joker!" OR "If really so pretty why cannot find outside?"
The reason why I post here is that any agenda/motive can be openly declared and laid bare, unlike in the real world where there's so much hesitation and doubt because you're not sure what the other party wants/is thinking; which is why I am making it clear right here, rather than going to some club and ending up with with a ONS. :(

Interested parties please PM me or send an email to [email protected] with as much detail about yourself as possible and kindly attach a recent picture of yourself. NPNT! (No picture, no talk!) Thank you. :D

p/s If you do not fulfill half the criteria, please don't bother trying your luck. Sorry, just being realistic.

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

1st to setup camp here :D

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

[QUOTE[*]-Will gladly buy me a pair of nice shoes every month. (If you feel I don't deserve it at any point in time, I will pay out of my own pocket.)[*]-Must fulfill all above criteria.[/QUOTE]

I would to buy you a pair Jimmy Choo heels.:) Unfortunately, I don't really correspond to some of your criteria.

Hope you able to find one soon.

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

Well done, bro Minty Mint! :p You seem to understand women and shoes and uh... mints? haha.

I personally prefer Giuseppe Zanotti or YSL because I'm kind of flamboyant. But Jimmy Choo is very nice as well!

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

inviting I muz say...

dudes, what are you waiting for? :)

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

In this world, you choose ppl, ppl also choose you. Asking for pics is reasonable but vice versa.

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

Nice! That's a Fashion Statement:cool:
Well, you are certainly a sophisticated maiden with a high fashion expertise.

With my warm regards

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

I wrote in and just want to give it a shot!
lol

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

Of course I have pictures but I won't post them here. I will be willing to share them with potential candidates. :)

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

I fit all ur criteria except for height, I'm 1.65m

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

Will be glad to meet you up, but I defintely don't fit into your criteria.:(

Cos I can't buy you a pair of shoes every month, Slippers maybe...kekeke

I believe you got tons of them here....good luck

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

Thanks bro, please don't be sad. There is definitely a girl out there who will like you for who you are. :)

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

wow!

you're an interesting confident lady.

sexy...

Wahlanz! :D

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

u write nicely

couple of queries on behalf of all bros

1. criteria could almost pass as those for looking for steady bf! unless u r looking to develop things further with ur fav fb. if only for fling/fb, married can? otherwise fulfil ur criteria

2. how often emergencies happen. at least those emergencies when u feel needy. fb shd not need to function like bf u know. will u gladly try to limit to one emergency mthly as i would gladly buy u a pair of shoes mthly?

3. y u hv so much free time. do u not hv to work. related to how often u hv emergencies crop up

otherwise i thought u sound really sweet. i can identify with the second part of what u r writing. hv had a few gd girls like u who jus love cock and hv had enuf of pleasuring urself and hv no other way to turn to.

since this is a swinging section, a sig no. of bros r possibly married. if u r looking for a charmer, as they say the good men r all taken or married. certainly gives it a diff flavor. only downside i c is dining in more exclusive places n internet shopping with the odd shopping trip abroad

Re: Searching for a cocktail pick to poke my lychee. :p (In need of a fling/FB.)
 

hmmmm....i think i fit all your criteria except tone/fit. I am slim fit rather than muscular fit. If you think this is fine for you, i will send you my photo.