Are you lonesome tonight ?
 

Hi to all Guys here,

firstly let me give a brief profile of myself
I am an executive working in the finance sector in the East side, in my late 20s, slim & fair skin Chinese with average look, definitely with no perfect features cos I have some freckles on my face :(

As most of my female friends are married and some even with kids, it is rather imposing to get them to go out with me at times. Why not turn to my colleagues some of you may asked ? Well I have been seeing them typically EVERYDAY coupled with the stressful office politicking around, I rather keep my alter ego to myself. I have been living on my own since I turned 24 as I really cant stand my yakking parents on my clubbing & still not wanting to get a guy to settle down baa baa baa...

New to this forum though I have taken time to read thru various sections and I have since noticed a trend of sisters coming out to start threads looking for companionship/ FB relationship etc and I must applaud that this is a right & cool move toward our gender freedom in Singapore. As SBF has one of the largest database of guys around, I have decided to pen my desire for a charismatic and suave GUY to be my date.
My criteria are as follows:

a) Must be a healthy potent local Chinese man with no history of erectile dysfunction & / or diabetes.
b) Age ranges from 29yrs - 45yrs (unless u are overly charismatic like George Cloonely or Sean Connery)
c) Financial stability ( I aint a leech so no worries here.... I buy my own drinks and drive my own car)

d) Above 168cm ( sorry not too tall < 1.8m ~ I don’t wanna look like a dwarf next to u)
e) Humorous, articulate and chatty at times (on days when I am emo due to my menses, I will definitely give him a kick on his butt if he is STILL chatty)
f) Definitely not overly obese BUT pls not with just skin and bones!!!

g)Single guy who are not married or have any kind of emotional or sexual attachment with other gals(FBs in short).
h) Able to hold a decent conversation with me and others as I may require him to accompany me on some social events (no knowledge on global warming / carbon credits is required though).
i) Must be able to meet me on short time notice too (no worries I will be reasonable here)

j) Friendly & acceptable to my dog (the chosen one may have to come feed her on days when I am on short social / biz trips).

Those who meet the above criteria are welcome to drop me a PM but do give me some quality time to deliberate and screen through all applications if any. Wait patiently and if after 2 weeks you still didn’t get a response from me, pls move on...dont pester me or question me why u don’t qualify etc..
For those (if any) that manage to attract me in their intro, well maybe we can take that to another level of knowing one another via meet up or in FaceBook etc but guys be FOREWARNED here, DONT expect me to jump straight into bed with you on a first date, I am looking for someone who is willing to invest some time on me cos gals are definitely different from u guys... we must have FEEL before we do it... GET IT !! I aint a slut and aint a whore! So for those who looking for fast conquest... don’t waste yours or my time
Thanks for reading.


RedVampire.

Oh ya don’t waste your time on a 1-liner or ask silly things like what is my boobs size etc ~ I find it crude and outright distasteful, just a hint though u will be AMPLY rewarded if u are the chosen one!!

Re: Are you lonesome tonight ?
 

FHM prying his preys at other threads now LOL. Too bad i pass all expect one height LOL anyway good luck to TS in her hunt for companion:)

Re: Are you lonesome tonight ?
 

Ya man bro fourhorseman .... vampire's on the hunt ... and a not so easy-going one actually :rolleyes:

Clause no:- g) - quite a tough one


With the qualities of those she had mentioned, kinda of tough to find a gentleman with such qualities to meet this clause g) ;)

Nevertheless, me sincerely wish her luck & jia you :)

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Hmm wish to try, would you be able to share your email with us in case your PM box is full? :)

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Hi keen to know u as friends first as i am very entertaining too! we can further chat up to know each other better. i will see we will have laughter in our conversation =)

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Interesting. Really comprehensive writeup there. Good luck with the search :)

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Wow! This lady really think thru and then stated down all her requirement. Too bad I'm married, if not I'm going to invest on her.

Btw are u Cao Cao's fan, ur signature is his favorite phrase.

All the best for ur hunt.

Too bad no change to donate blood. :p

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Very detailed write up. It looks like you are looking for a boyfriend, but then again you are not. With so much criteria, it may be a challenge to get most men to respond to your hunt. Here's an advice, you need to know what men want & how they function, before getting what you want. This doesn't applies to only serious relationship, but also for swinging couples. I hope you find that "perfect companion" soon to fill in the void. All the best! :)

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Hi sis,

As much as I agreed with most of yr criterias,I won't list so much if juz looking for a companionship.

Nevertheless,gd luck in yr search :)

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Ts is atas banker wor. Btw how to be charismatic like clooney and connery and below 29 years when part of the reason they are charismatic is because of their age? Oxymoronic leh lol

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Hi Red,

Welcome to the forum ... you've finally started a thread after pitching in here and there in the forum.

H - a male escort with brains ?
J - a dog walker and nanny ?

It's a rather tall order but it sure witters down the candidates to a handful maybe ? :)

I'd like to know if anyone qualifies hehe :)

helloworld : Dun feel she's atas ... but she's got a type she prefers :D Better to think and talk like Sean Connery / Clooney than to be them :)

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Mine below:

a) Must be a healthy potent local Chinese man with no history of erectile dysfunction & / or diabetes. - 100% pass

b) Age ranges from 29yrs - 45yrs (unless u are overly charismatic like George Cloonely or Sean Connery) - 35yrs old

c) Financial stability ( I aint a leech so no worries here.... I buy my own drinks and drive my own car) - Pass too without any debts =X

d) Above 168cm ( sorry not too tall < 1.8m ~ I don’t wanna look like a dwarf next to u) - 173cm

e) Humorous, articulate and chatty at times (on days when I am emo due to my menses, I will definitely give him a kick on his butt if he is STILL chatty) - Like a crow =)

f) Definitely not overly obese BUT pls not with just skin and bones!!! - Fit with some 'pacs' :D

g)Single guy who are not married or have any kind of emotional or sexual attachment with other gals(FBs in short). - Currently single...

h) Able to hold a decent conversation with me and others as I may require him to accompany me on some social events (no knowledge on global warming / carbon credits is required though). - Can converse well in decent or indecent topics =X

i) Must be able to meet me on short time notice too (no worries I will be reasonable here) - Should be ok ba

j) Friendly & acceptable to my dog (the chosen one may have to come feed her on days when I am on short social / biz trips). - Am an animal lover =)

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Bird13 : confirm chop stamp :D

You emailed her I hope ? :) Must follow thru and give her a short description / intro ?

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wah KNN. all machiam like writing essay lor. Sad to say I fail in all aspect again. Think I better go suck thumb in the corner again.