London advice anyone?
 

Hi guys,
I am headed to london and this december. Does anyone have any experience there? Strip clubs... massage places... but i think it is gonna cost me bid time.

i really want to screw an angmor. haha. I promise to write a FR once I am back.

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Bros,

Not in London

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for London and the UK http://www.punternet.com/ is a good source of information. http://www.punternet.com/faqframe.html is full of useful FAQ on London.

If you get the chance Manchester is the Massage captiol of the UK with a large number of place to go to you just need to read the Manchester Evening News. Same in London just get a copy of the Local newspaper and look in the small ads.

Have fun.

P.S. if you do a search there should be a thread already on London. I remember reading a few FR about someone having a Singaporean in London.

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roughly what is the damage?

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Bro, just approach any public telephone booth in London. You will see a lot of sticker ads.

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Hi bro,

am in london, give a buzz if you need help....but really punternet is great site for research. escorts ex...min abt 120 pounds, ave 150 for e.europeans. avoid asians, cheaper back home....

my personal faves: www.scandalbabes.co.uk
http://www.academy-girls.co.uk/

have fun and stay safe

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bro grue76, since u r in london, can u confirm if this certain joint "union jack" (hope i didnt remember the name wrongly but unlikely) still there? went up in 99 for a convention, went in with 5 friends, got a few girls to sit with us (no hanky panky). after 2 hours and 2 bottles of whisky came the bill... 5k pounds!!! big time con job as there were already about 6 or 7 bouncers there waiting to pounce on us if we didnt want to pay. argued about the bill, threatened to call in the cops and finally they let us go for 1k pounds. decided not to cheong there after that incident. we went sightseeing for the rest of the trip... :(

does this happen to unknowing tourists or just an isolated case? if it does, it'll be good to warn bros here.

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bro you are absolutely right! many of the bars in soho are like that...my advice is to skip the bars completely. had a close escape myself, fortunately i noticed a'menu' at the bar that stated the prices for the tkss.

These bars are easy to spot...usually a chio girl will be standing outside to lure you in...avoid at all costs

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my god... i had no idea it would cost me so much....
looks like i will not be bonking in london...
but these girls are real knock outs man...
i am getting hard just looking at their photos

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yah....hard to chiong unless u win the lottery. lol

another two sites...in soho but ok places

http://www.lesgirls.co.uk/lghome.htm

and http://www.sohocottage.co.uk/

still ex though.....cheaper places outside central london....

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thanks for the info everyone... but i think i am way out of my budget. i think i will just wank in the hotel room...

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Hi,
London is one of the most expensive places for paid sex. Expect to pay a minimum of GBP100 per hour, and often more. Someone mentioned punternet. That's a good place to start looking for independents. As for something closer to our Petain road style, Les Girls (as also mentioned) is also not bad, but expect the ladies there to be somewhere in their early-mid 30s. If you don't mind paying for very high priced escorts, there are plenty of escort sites, but expect outcall prices to start at roughly GBP200. Overnight would be phenomenally expensive. Better to save the money, and go spend 3-4 days in Prague (VERY nice! :))

One thing to note is to avoid the SoHo rip-off joints at all costs! If you are walking around SoHo and someone asks if you want ladies, or company, or anything like that, just ignore them and keep walking. Those places are merely rip-off joints where the girls will do nothing more than sit with you and than charge some extorbitant fee. If you want to spend serious money in a strip club, then Stringfellows and the Spearmint Rhino are good bets. Lapdances should cost around S$100-150, and it's just 10 minutes of the girl dancing about 10cm from your face with a very very strict no-touch policy enforced by a giant bouncer.

That said, I found London to be a wonderful place for sex. IF you are reasonably young (urm.. under 35?) and decent looking, trying to pull at some club is definately not out of the question. A good place would be Zoo Bar (it's at Leicester Sq.). A personal experience involved a girl asking me for a cig while I was trying to buy a drink at the bar, and 30 minutes later, we're leaving the club hand-in-hand (and yes, I'm a typical Singaporean chinese). Apart from Zoo Bar, Havana on Fulham Road (it's a little out of town, nearest tube station is Fulham Broadway i think, best bet is to google it and get down the address and directions before you go) is also very good. Plus since it's slightly out of town, prices are lower, people are less flashy, and it's easier to pull!

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One evening as I was walking back to my hotel, a girl drove passed and asked if I like to go to a party. As I was quite tired, I said I wanted to go back to my hotel to rest for the night. She gave me a lift and one thing led to another.

Her price was high at 200 but she had the qualities of a playboy centrefold. Nice pink nipples, soft yet firm. Not sagging from age. Blonde all over.

The only downside is those fine body hair all over. Unlike Asian women who have smooth skin.

She left her calling card. Her occupation....International Consultant. English decorum at its best.

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I got friends from London, which is Ang Mo also, say that English woman are damn lousy, no services, no nothing :mad: If you really want try white gal, guess swede is the best, was told by those Ang Mo. :p

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Very funny, Ang Mo likes Asian, esp Thai. On the other hand, Asian wanted to try Ang Mo. LOL