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hi bros... i am a newbie in the geylang scene.. after reading so much from all u guys will like to try it out.. but i super noob le... dun even noe how to go geylang much less find the correct houses 2 find gals... can anyone help me?? haha.. thanx! :)

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You can try taking a taxi go down to geylang lor.... as for the lorong number, aft surfing the forum for a little while, you should do fine in finding the houses. If you are up for a little adventure, try a little tracking down from the bigger numbers to the smaller number lorongs. follow the crowd flow and you shall not be a noob anymore. Remember to post FR when you find a gem. Happy cheonging...Cheers.

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thanx bro.. but taxi expensive le.. i low budget.. got wat buses tere ar?? i eard dunnoe wat even n odd lorong one.. wat's tat?

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in tat case can take mrt to kallang and start walking from the lower number lorong to higher number lorongs. I personally know of one bro from here who seriously walks from kallang mrt all the way to look for a bonk. there are two sides, the odd number lorong on one side and the even number lorongs on the other side. you will have luck walking along the even number lorong. If all thing fails, post here to jio ppl go down with you. Dun be lazy... mus adapt "got pussy, will travel" kinda mentality..... if not you might as well stay home and pcc. btw where you stay? how old r you?

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kudos.. to u for being patient and able to explain to him.. while others oredi start their bombarment exercise... cheers to u!!! :)

take MRT to kallang.. bro i did tat b4 when i start chionging GL... i slowly walk from the lower no lorong all the way to lorong 20..... :D tat was years back liao....

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kallang mrt too far. aljunied nearer.

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The internet has now become very powerful and informative and easy to use. Try this site: www.streetdirectory.com.sg and you can find where are the lorongs and even bus services to these places.

Cheers!
zyxel

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money difficult to earn dun anyhow spend, stay home and study better

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haha... thanx bro.. will take that advice.. i tried the street directory but they dun hve the lorongs.. anyway thanx a lot! :)

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Bro... I have been using it so often you said dun have the lorongs. Please try to figure it out!!!

Cheers!
zyxel

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aiyo low budget but still want to cheong. power!!

here's a tip (since u also say u cannot find lorong on streetdirectory):-
a. take out your money (say $40 since u say low budget), grasp in your left hand
b. go toilet and masturbate with your right hand
c. finish liao, put money back in wallet and save for another day.

:) :)

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He is a young chap, reminds me of myself when I was tat age.... save for a while to discover the wonders of geylang.... and at that time I only went there for food....

remembered when I saved up taxi fare to go there....and the $40 that i grasp so tightly in my hand meant for my virgin trip.... and alas, I forgot to bring enuff for the trip back home.... and to walk all the way from geylang all the way back home..... *sigh*

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I remember my 1st trip to GL was during my NS day... me and my fren took SBS service 51 to go there and looksee... but tat time din call... until i come out and work, then i used to take MRT from town to Aljunied MRT Station to mit my fren and go and try... sometimes oso paiseh, cos will regularly bumped in2 my ex gf there (studying ACCA at the SAA bldg)... find it weird tat i alight there though i dun stay there... :D

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Taking the MRT an stopping at alijunied to start walking down from L20 - L6 is a better option ... Nowadays not worth while walking from Kallang upwards. Used to drop at Kallang and walk up initially when i just started cheonging cos used to start with the whole stretch of houses on L4 (still remember L4 - L8 used to have quite a number of brothels on the 2nd floor of those 2 storey houses as well ... spoilt for choices back then ... :p) ... rarely do i make it further than L8 cos from L4 - L8 sure got some cha bo see liao make me bua tah han call her for a bonk liao ... hahahaha.

Singapore Street Directory online sure got the info u looking for lah bro ... Street Directory Just type in which lorong u looking for and use the +/- buttons to adjust the overview ... If u really damn gorblock and don know what address to search with just look into the FR threads and use the Lorong & House No specified and search away. If u tell me this map no lorong u really deserved to be gan jiat lat jiat lat.

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Wow! A lot of good brothers helping out a newie . Good to know :D