How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

I never use hand to masturbate except sitting right in front of TV when nobody was around in my house when I was a teen watching Miss Universe. I lost my virginity to my pillow & this is the only method I use to masturbate. I still remember when I was a teen my mother wanted to throw away my pillow because it is yellowish in color & stink. But I love my pillow so much that I didn't allow my mom to throw it away. I talked to my pillow & pretend that my pillow is Brooke Shields. My record of orgasm with my pillow was 12 TIMES! So shiok! But that was long time ago. Now want to cum with a real woman also difficult.

For the past 10 years I have replaced my pillow with real women at HC. Once in a while when really cannot tahan & cannot wait I still masturbate with my pillow.

Do you like the smell of your pillow?

I just soaked my yellowish stained with sperms & sweat pillow with chlorox for three days & washed it recently. Now it is white in color again & smell chlorox & detergent. I just masturbated this morning with my pillow because cannot tahan. Thought of visiting Cititel at night but really cannot tahan. Call up Cititel to look for my fave girl but she is not working.

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

Me too, but I used Booster... (Large Cigar shaped Pillow.)

Every night, I would fantasised about my pretty colleagues, and favourite actresses and perform missionary on boozer.. ( I cant do this act in real life.)


Maybe it is better to have large female human doll.

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

Bro, next time try digging a few holes of different height in the walls of ur bedroom. Groin level dig 1 hole (For masturbating in standing position), on the floor also dig 1 hole (For masturbating in missionary position). Trust me, the feeling is GREAT ! When u see ur sperms flowing out of the holes like flowing out of a gal's mouth / vagina, you'll feel REAL SATISFACTION !
For the finale, lick up ur sperm flowing out of the holes in the wall and floor and you become the star of a XXX film. :D

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

You got take responsibility anot, later your pillow got pregnant how? :D
Did your pillow reply you? When r u getting married with your pillow?
You got pay your pillow anot? got use condom? :D

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

Hahahahahahahaha.....i cannot stop laughing....somebody help me

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

help u do what? find a pillow?

:D

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

Muahahahahahaha!!!! Thanks For The Joke Man Bro! Joke Of The Day For mi! :p

Btw Thread Starter Does Ur Pillow Do Phone Sex Or CIM? :D

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

shouldn't it be CIP?

:confused:

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

Opps Sorry For the Mistake! Nvm to atone for my mistake,i shall ask the thread starter to write a FR on his pillow for us can? ;)

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

What the fish is CIP ... I only know ECP :o

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

Hahahahahahah........What a joke of the day! Luckily just had my lunch! Oh no......think got to go to toilet liao......without the PILLOW! :D

Thanks bro for the joke of the day! Great Job.

Oh.....the poor PILLOW!

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

CID i also know! :D

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

bro, CIP means cum in pillow.....hahahahaha
happyme :D

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

wow lau .. very sicko leh :( .. cannot just PCC 1 meh ? must bonk pillow?

Re: How Many Here Masturbate With Your PILLOW ?
 

when i heard the sailor thingy.. i tot its bad liao.. pilow.. way too low..

i vote this as joke of the year thread... but when it comes to festish.. men really have 1001 types of different festish..