How can i be a OKT
 

How can i be a okt at geylang? can anyone let me know i just wish to work in this line.

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

Get one orh kui put on your tao go geylang then everybody will know you are OKT liao....

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

This is what I gathered from hearsay about some of the pre requisities of qualifying to be an OKT.

1. You must fuck a minimum of 100 girls within a window period of 3 months. You must bring your condom of your hot cum immediately to a Certified Vice Officer at Keong Siak Street for his Approved Stamp of Certification for each of your complete executed fuck in your FUCK LOG BOOK.

2. After you have successfully logged 100 fucks, you must apply for an interview with the Anti Vice Officer for him to ascertain your suitability as an OKT.

3. Following your successful interview, you may then be allowed to sit for your OKT Theory Test. I understand it is something like taking your Driving Highway Code Test. You can only afford to have a maximum of 4 mistakes in your OKT Theory Test.

4. After going through this intensive rigorous exercise, you will have to apply for your OKT licence subject to the total discretion of MOM. You have to get at least 2 guarantors for your licence application.

May I strongly advise you not to rely totally on my information but to do your own diligence checks and verification.

Lastly, do not forget to extend special discounts to the Samsters here once you got your OKT Licence.

Best of Luck!!

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

That really made me laugh my balls off but seriously i wanna work in this line can anyone help me out?

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

You need to have cash in your pocket.

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

Juz send your CV with own photo & expected remuneration to all the houses in Geylang.:D

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

I dont have any cash but I dont mind working in this line for cash

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

hahaha, :D

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

Just an afternote:

You only need to send your CV to all the Geylang Houses only if you decide and want to work as an OKT employee for the licensed houses.

However, if you decide to try your vice entrepreneur spirit as a licensed OKT in charge of your own girls and living immorally off their hard earned blood and sweat money, you just need to register with this government agency "Immoral Pimp Statutory Board" as an immoral member of the pimp society.

With your acquired membership and approved licence, you can now operate officially an an immoral unethical pimp.

Cheers.

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

You need to find a black chicken and wear it as a hat. Then you'll be a OKT already.. Easy isn't it?

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

Pardon me if I am wrong.

OKT = ORH ( BLACK) KUI (TORTOISE) TAO (HEAD)

So should wear a black tortoise hat, rite?

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

OH! Is it? Hahahaha! All along I thought it was chicken! Hahahah! Thanks for enlightening me! :D:D

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

sis cqueen is really humorous :D

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

if its licensed pimp why immoral unethical pimp? its immoral but not unethical ma?

to TS: But now due to influx of FT u want to be pimp also not easy. Beside going through the battery of tests as stated by cqueen latest gov requirements is u must have at least a master in pimping MPP to be exact. master in sales and marketing or PR either one is required.

Re: How can i be a OKT
 

Many years ago, a friend of mine came up with the same thought. It did not go far though. I think you have to find work with a legal brothel first, establish some history with the authorities, before you are allowed to branch out on your own. Not first hand information, just hearsay.