Joys of a triak...
 

Knn got so many threads related to woes of tirakhip think Datuk start one on the joys........tirak lovers welcome to discuss and share the joys....if i see more support i will share my stories too......we need some chicken soups here to inspire those bros currently in tirakship or thinking of embarking on one:)

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Bro, no chicken soup but FL soup can... :D
Anyway i have helplessly (or itchyly - some may call it) fallen for her...
(read my siggie... ) :o

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All the best bro:)

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Go post tcss ,i had post there !

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My joy?? very simple...

when i no $$, she gives me... watever things she wants... got people buy for her, coz now i boyfriend... wat she has is mine vise versa....
so last time my handphones.. all no need to buy. I just tell her the model, she tells a customer she wants that hp, then i close eye and wait....

then got 1 of my ex-girl who works in cat40 fish tank... then after the house closes... at 4am, i climb in thru the window to her room....:D ( go guess which house)... then we have party in her room... then drink and listen to music... sometimes her friends come in join also... then all get drunk together... damm shiok... can many many many time "accidentally" touch her friends.. and they all wear their pajamas ... see liao also shiok...
but early morning 8am must climb out liao....
This girl 1 of the more shiok ones... more happening!..

the rest of the cat40 girls .... just like that, get free things... spend mininium...

of course... having a tirak who works in cat40..in 25 mins, must squeeze out 2,3 shots if she die die want to make sure after i go out of the room, won't go out call another girl... or next 2/3 days i no ammo, so cannot call girl.. then she will call 2/3 days later to ask me come find her.....

Lastly... NO NEED TO WEAR UMBREALLA!!!...:D

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WOw....Bro... really envy u leh.... sound like very happenning hor...

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I put 1 leg here first, waiting for chaking ppl. :D

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I put 1 leg also.

Personally I only seen one whereby he was so 'joyous' to hear his tirak got sponsored by multiple men without the need to give sex in return and even thanked them from sammyboy forum. :D

hahaha
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wahah!! so fast book seat liao ah?? eh.. i also seen 1 legend

1) who felt cheated because he was denied the privileges that others had with his tirak.
2) the 1 who feeds his 马子, literally like a horse - supplying her with green apples (as though she eat apples for 3 meals)
3) best of all, teach tirak lovers to adopt his loser pattern to do guard duty - count how many ppl bonk his tirak, hire PI - prove to himself that his tirak goes out with customers... etc

this grand-master, is most worthy of praise & worship. simply because he's gone where none has gone before, and done what none have attempted before.

(***the stunts that he's attempted is real, and attempted by a true professional who's been highly trained. the stunts should never be attempted by anyone, anywhere and anytime***) :D

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No wonder u are crown CHICKEN GRANMASTER IN GEYLANG and JB....hip hip horay.....u claim No.2 no 1 dare to claim No.1:cool:....pii chai of geylang , jinx of all WL in geylang.......

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So how, u starting to itch and can't wait to square off again with the legend that u spoke so fondly off, right?:D

hahaha
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I thought u are no.1???:confused:

hahaha
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ya limpeh No.1 gongkia kana con by them (WL) to feed their tirak wannbe:D

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square off? lol... how to square off?

you already attempted the things that none have attempted before. gone thru the baptism of fire - kena burn by your 9th or 10th tirak (amidst the thousands you've nailed). leading & living the life of the ultimate SF.

likewise, you claim to be number 2, who'd claim to be number 1?

square off is the last thing on my mind... i dont wish to lower myself to be same level as you. :rolleyes:

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U are undisputed in the tirak wannabe Final Fantasy Series where u allowed ur tirak to have multiple sponsors.

So how, nowadays u quit eating fish as u don't go wet market/ supermarket or u have to go and fish urself these days?

Err, forgotten about the meat sellers and vege sellers too. Will they give u a wink?

hahaha
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