How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)
 

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How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)
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Obviously we totally advise against it. Sex on a plane is (technically) illegal.
But *if* you were going to slip into the toilet for a sneaky session this is how you should do it (theoretically speaking, of course).

First, have a HUGE row with your girlfriend, wife, partner, lover, friend with benefits. Whatevs.


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Make sure the whole of the aircraft hears how much you really really hate them.


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Be considerate. Take the row to a quieter place… say, for example, the toilet. Together.


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Lock the door. BAM.

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Make sure you scream and shout really loudly. You need to ensure the plane knows you are having the wildest of rows.

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Oh yes.

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Now for the exit. You hate each other, remember.


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Perfect. Mission complete. Thanks Jimmy Tatro.

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If you bang her too hard won't the plane shake too or have vibrations ?

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lol very good question

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got to ask cabin crew how often they feel vibrations from toilet :D

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Please fasten your seat belt even if u are making out!:D

Re: How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)
 

Thanks for sharing

Re: How to have sex on a plane (and not get caught)
 

nice interesting share.

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Seat belt is long enough for 2 persons? :p

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maybe cabin crew also creating some vibrations else where :D

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good one TS !!!! :)

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Don't get caught in turbulence while in the deed, may kill you:p

Saw it in "1001 ways to die", a couple die cause their necks got snapped when the turbulence threw them up towards the roof of the plane suddenly.

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They did it in the toilet too?

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read from some stories here that a bro managed to hook up with air stewardess during long haul flight and had quickie in toilet?

but after sitting several long haul, realized that is not quite possible, where got chance to have 1-1 chat in the same plane? When the lights turned off and passenger went to sleep, i tried go to the kitchen area, but the stewardess are either busy working or chatting among themselves.