Favourite trick to get sex
 

Hi bros everywhere, anyone has any favourite trick to use in getting a ger to go to bed w ya. i have tried everything i know, but maybe i boring, looking for new ideas. Any master playboy there to give me a suggestion? from she say no to she say yes.

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I won't say that i use tricks. But i try to be their best friends and listen to them. Soon, they'll trust u alot. Even when you touch them and ... :D

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but that will take some time ler.. think threadstarter wants some quickie. hehe :D

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tell her the hymen will get calcified if not being penetrated after too much of sexual stimulatant..:D .. only applied to VSYT...

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drive sport-car , just bring her to the car-park pretend to pub- hopping will be the fastest....:D

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If u drive a reasonable car is not tat difficult
it abt how u move when you dance and how u +++ to the gal
get her in the mood
try some other phrase that r different not the same old sh*t phrase
:D

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If Never Drive car leh.... still can a not ?

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If Never Drive Car ... And dunno how to talk leh ... cAN do wat arh...:(

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When U are good friend with them then how to move on, bring them to a pub get a little alcohol or what. I dun how to move to the next step.

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i agree.. cut the crab n get straight 2 the point like..
here r sum of my humble tips.. :rolleyes:


eh.. za bor, r u ondable?

eh miss, ai sio kan mai?

za bor, so how much u wan?

eh.. u not yang anymore.. bud luckily i (muz b blind) still fancy u, how dei?

do wad bengs like 2 do.. make choot choot sounds with ur lips.. make eye contact with her den make hand signal of ur right index finger fingering ur left hand (which is made 2 look like a hole/pussy) den luking at her while nodding ur head.


hope it helps..
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Re: Favourite trick to get sex
 

Give her half a glass of white wine, followed by half a pint of lager, then get her to down a double shot of vodka then give her an alcopop, wait for 30mins, don't give her any water, but randomly select one of the above everytime she gets thirsty. You should be able to achieve the stage where she "can't say no" to you... :D

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Bro, double shot of vodka like what drink? and what the heck is alcopop?

Thanks

Re: Favourite trick to get sex
 

if english, use 'how much?' ...
if chinese, use '多少?' ...
if malay, use 'berapa?' ...

any others? me dun noe liao ... :p

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Mister, there are numerous thread started here daily but I can’t help feeling that yours is one of the most abhorrence one. What pleasure can we deprive from so desperately wanting to get into her pants?

Though not proclaiming that we are saints but perhaps this is not one of the more lucid topics where we discuss so openly and self admitting that we will use any despicable or vile trick to get ourselves laid. One might be nonchalant about how he is view or judge but many will still appreciate the fact that how he is being regarded.

Saints we may not be but not low life living scum too. :cool:

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bro.....suggezz go to MOS or zouk...get a ONS lah.... time consuming...no need to waste time(to nuture) n monies(investment).......
if u got a few dole to spare ....direct to GL , HCs lah......
;)