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lolb 01-01-2007 09:55 AM
How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?

sammyboyfor 01-01-2007 10:59 AM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by lolb (Post 1788295)

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?

The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!:p


sythe 01-01-2007 12:33 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammyboyfor (Post 1788352)
The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!:p

LOLZ thats a good want bro.....

Rof|maoxz 01-01-2007 12:55 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by lolb (Post 1788295)
I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?
You shld try http://www.hookup.com/ :D

thomas88 01-01-2007 01:12 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Sam.....I think your hook is not very suitable unless they're into SM. I've found one which I think is better as it's heavy-duty and will not cause scar.
http://serv2.imagehigh.com/imgss/471...trial Hook.jpg

AD69 01-01-2007 02:18 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Hahaha... that's a good New Year's joke. You guys are good.

Happy New Year to everyone here.

Cheers !!

voodoodick73 01-01-2007 02:21 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammyboyfor (Post 1788352)
The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!


Boss, I guess that's how you seperate the men from the boys... eh? :p

tunkudon 01-01-2007 02:28 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
ya advice pls.. i can wan to learn from exp... how to hook huh:D

kingcopa 01-01-2007 02:37 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Plus u need a realli strong line. U dun wanna it to snap halfway thru.:D

robinhood 01-01-2007 02:43 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammyboyfor (Post 1788352)
The easiest way to hook someone is to use one of these!!!!!!:p

Tat's a GOOD ONE.. Sam!

Happy Y2007 to every buddies !!!

kpkprivate 01-01-2007 03:27 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by lolb (Post 1788295)
I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...

Is there any experience dude who can guide me how to hook up with her ?! How should i approach her man !?
GUYS!! did you all read properly?
He wanna approach HER MAN??!!!

homie 01-01-2007 03:36 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
hmm to hook up a milf huh.. maybe u can try hav a friendly chit chat wif her or smthng.. den slowly slowy step by step.. lol!! :D

Castrol 01-01-2007 04:29 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by lolb (Post 1788295)
I've been noticing there is a neighbour of mine who is a lao chio and I always wanted to bonk her but just couldn't get any chance to talk to her...
use the old fashion way my friend, put on an apron and go to her house to borrow salt or cooking oil from her. then tell her you have forgotten how to cook a dish and invite her to your house to teach you.

once she's in your kitchen, let her take over the cooking. while she's busy with the wok or frying pan, go behind her and grab her boobs. then she will ask you... "you're a samster arent you?" :D

onion_rings 01-01-2007 04:34 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Castrol (Post 1788802)
"you're a samster arent you?" :D
Bro castrol TQ for yr past entertainment post in 2006. Hope to see more in 2007. Btw happy new year & TQ to spurs too for making liverpool fan feel happier on this day :D

anothersideofme 01-01-2007 05:37 PM
Re: How to hook up with a MILF ?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Castrol (Post 1788802)
once she's in your kitchen, let her take over the cooking. while she's busy with the wok or frying pan, go behind her and grab her boobs. then she will ask you... "you're a samster arent you?" :D
hahhahaha..... nice one, bro!


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