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I went for my cny haircut..i cried
Recenly my mama told me to go for a haircut. I said I don't want because I want to keep my hair long long and look like Takeshi. She kpkb say it is a CNY tradition to cut hair, and she hope if I do my new year won't continue to be a bui bui jiak liao bee.
I defiantly say, "I WANT LOOK LIKE TAKESHI!!!" She reply what, "Takeshi ah? Ok lor, no take allowance from mama and papa lor?" I just kept quiet and go and make appointment for haircut. Then last night I forgot my appointment is this morning sia... I still drank a lot of beers. It is only when the hair stylist message me I jitao woke up and rush down. Knn, never bath or what... I just put on the mask and rushed down. Reached liao, I only saw 1 chiobu hairstylist... I felt a bit of attraction... Like me and her in a Japanese garden with me looking like Takeshi and sakura flowers falling everywhere. Suddenly she exhale hard hard from my bui bui odour cos I never bathed... The memory just disappeared. Sat down then I really feel sleepy... So I just close my eyes as she cut my hair (and also to hide my teary eye because my romantic fantasy won't happen between us ) Then I heard someone enter the saloon. But my eyes still closed mah, so I assume maybe fellow hairstylist... Because if another customer or what, the girl cutting my hair will sure say hi or what mah, tio bo? Few minutes later, a female walked pass behind us and say, "哇,帅哥,这么早?" (wah, handsome, so early?) My heart jump with joy instantly sia... omg, someone called me HANDSOME! I was so happy I can't wait to faster go home log in EDMW and tell the rest of the BBFAs about my achievement. I no money take allowance from mama and papa; but being called handsome is an achievement similar to make 10K per month. I faster reply, "当然啊,没有其他时间可以预订了" (of course, no other time slot available) Suddenly WTF, another guy reply instead, "Ya,我要见 client later" I opened my eyes immediately... big big.. I look at the mirrow to see the reflection of the opposite. SMLJ, it is really another male customer... Worst is, they both looking at my reflection also and give a wtf face. Farking pai seh sia To hide my shame, I faster look down..... FARK MAN, my hairstylist using the shaver sia... "AIYA, why you move?!!!" I huh? I look up... Fark man, the shaver shaved until so high... Now everyone look at me... I just don't know what to do sia... So I just look down like an idiot. So she try to salvage my hair by doing high shave. When all done liao, I faster leave the saloon like in a daze and malu... I just walk around to calm down and to feel better. Then I notice like many people look at me, especially auntie. I feel happy again... I thought maybe this new haircut make me look more handsome. When I reached home liao, fark man... I realize all look at me because I wore my facial mask inside-out, wrong side... That, with my new high shave head, look like c*ckster. I don't feel like going out or show my face liao I'm crying as I'm typing this |
Re: I went for my cny haircut..i cried
Holiday is it?
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Please do not cry uncle me balding no go barber for years you still can go barber . No cry no cry takeshiiiiiii
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Oops! I mean blackkkj. Didn’t mean to interrupt your haircut. Anyway, you look nice with your new look. Cheers! |
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This is sibei funny. Thanks anyway for the entertainment.
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I thought got piak piak....:D
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"Ka kee kong, ka kee song" type of stories. |
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damn funny .. hahaaaaa
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Yup. Maybe the hairstylist cut off his his cock. But then again, it would take the hair stylist a long time to find it in the first place. |
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Correct brother! |
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Whether you cut your hair or your c*ck hair, you are a c*ckster! Why else would you come online, just to post your nonsense? https://64.media.tumblr.com/3bb83c67...Xmm1qz4rgp.gif So kesian la! Don't cry already, cos at the end of the day, you are still a c*ckster. |
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Saw all the “I Cried” series headers, I cried!!!!!
Is IMH doing extreme social distancing that they cannot provide another slot? |
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Hahaha nice story
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