how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

dear samsters..

am a newbie on this website and must say, am totally addicted to it!

need some tips on how to bonk a lovely waitress near my home...

me and my gf (who mostly lives at my house) frequent this little cafe near our house. one of the waitresses is a young girl..not beautiful but has that geekish loveliness about her..wears specs, and very skinny. But super quality soft white skin. really to die for...anyways..she usually wears a short t-shirt and a jeans shorts which barely comes upto the mid of her thighs..smallish ass, but i kind alike that given my gf's heavy bottom.

now after we started to frequent this cafe, this cute girl began to say hi to me when we would come in, would run to serve us and not allow any other waiter to serve us...whenever i pass by the cafe to the bus stop, she will say hi to me from inside the cafe......my gf kinda jealous about it but nothing serious...a few months back my gf fall sick and i went to buy food there...so as usual she was helping me...i was standing behind her and suddenly noticed that her shorts were really low and a huge gap between them and the t-shirt. and i could see her ass crack. she wore her undies really low because i could see a large distance of her ass crack..man, junior was so hard...

since then our frequency to the cafe went down due to various reasons...one day i went there alone for dinner..offered her old shoes of mine which she took...asked her name which she gave...dont remember though..

fellow brothers..want to bonk her...should i buy her a chocolate one day and then organise a date?

just want to fuck her...nothing more...dont think she is the cleanest of all....plus she is poor..dont mind giving her $50 for a quick screw...love to anal her small tight ass....and dont want to lose my gf who is a constant source of great sex (more posts on this later).....appreciate some ideas....

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

You frequent this cafe frequently with your gf, and you have ulterior motive on the waitress ?

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

Haha, TS will have alot of waitresses he wanna bonk ... so many chio waitresses around in SG :eek:

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

If you want to know these waitress, the very first thing you should not bring along your gf to the cafes.
Take opportunities to talk to them get their contacts and slowly move on :D

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

but some ppls like those attached.
rather those single they are not interested.
hmm..

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

Bro binbin81, in that case hosei liao .... most likely for fun nia .... mai tu liao , cheong ah

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

Bro TS, it seems like you already got it all planned out.

Why do you still need our advice?:confused: From how you described it, you definitely can succeed leh...

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

maybe those who are attached got something their other half fancy.
but that does not means they would accept u without spending any effort and time on them.haha

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

Whether she likes single or attached guys, it is impossible for us to tell. But most gals like guys who are willing to 'invest' time on them. The first thing is always try to get her hp nos which is not too difficult. Start of with a bit of regular smses before moving onto more sexual content type. If she plays along, then high chance of bonking her. If not, do not waste your time. Haha.

If you are drop dead handsome, can just pop the question straight.

Giving her money after that, IMO will hurt her pride. If she is willing to accept the money, then you can help us out by asking if she want to FL. :)

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

look like a show off for me....

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We r here to share and not here to get red eyes :D

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

ha ha...

or you can tell us with cafe and we can try our luck?

Just joking.

anyway.. good luck..

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

Bro,

Juz curious, 1st impression reading your thread make me think "are you a student"? Juz a chocolate Bar to date her or the $50 for a quick screw thingie make me feel disgusted about your personality, as in where is the respect for other individual. Frankly, you sound rather cheapo.

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

Boy oh boy, I despise u ... cheapo and no respect for the young girl who is making a decent living...I dun mind you wanting to bonk her but NOT the way you are looking down on her

Your $50 and old shoe or chocolate bar very BIG hoh... :mad:

Re: how to bonk waitress at cafe
 

TS,

dont bother about the chocolates la....you are only looking for a screw...no need so lomatic.

Just leave her nice tips after your meal and make chance to talk to her (which you seem to have achieved). Then ask her when she knock off and you will like to see her. Once you get her out, start testing lor...see how far you can go. But pls make sure you clarify this is a FB arrangement lar...dont bluff pple feelings ok?

Lesson over. Go back to school.

Cheers!