Confession of a LauSerLang, who almost dies before and after a superb bonk

[dirtyhairy]

Yo all,
It is been ages since DirtyHairy aka Lau Baby last wrote a juicy FR. But he felt like writing today because of last night's harrowing experience which almost caused this horny old fucker a heart attack but what a wonderfully delicious sperm-wrenching tryst with a MILF it turned out to be in the end.

It all started after LauSerLang DHairy received his "all clear" call to visit his MILF lover at her home because her business husband had gone to JB for the night, apparently for business but more likely to meet his mistress.

But who cares so long as there's a chance for DHairy to savour the exquisite caress of a snugged and milky pussy, and especially from a MILF who has a body to die for, pretty of face and a demeanor full of grace. Yes, it's almost like a God send.

So when the call came to meet her, this old horny fucker was already fully aroused. With his hardened pecker so painfully trying to contain itself from sticking its head out of the Y opening of his Jockey briefs, DHairy, who still trains his 69-year old pecker daily by hanging his wet towel on it in the bathroom, immediately ignored his dinner last night. Instead, he drove his roti van to the middle-class neighbourhood to meet the curvy and sexy Mdm MILF.

Driving a delivery van is always handy when it comes to illicit activities. This is because the van is most useful as it does not attract attention, good for a "quickie" when all hotel rooms are taken, or as a masquerade against nosey neighbours.


So when DHairy arrived at the quiet neighbourhood at 8pm last night, the street was well lighted but deserted except for a couple of Pinoy maids walking the dogs. When this old man stopped his van, it even attracted one of them to ask to buy a loaf. But DHairy's mind was focused on the piece of succulent meat pie awaiting him in one of the three-storey, semi-detached houses then to want to pack his meat loaf for Pinoy Miss Gonzales.

" Pa u manhin... Ubos na or sorry ...all sold out", DHairy told the maids who were surprised at oldman's linguistic prowess in Tagalog although that's almost all he could say which he uses for his daily sales of his roti.

With that, DHairy grabbed his paper bag of French loaves, curry puffs and Samosas for our lady in waiting, and walked to the house that was soon to be the place providing him with several hours of hot sex.

On arrival at the gate, this old man was pleased to find the gate unlatched.
"Hmm she's as horny as ever...cannot wait for me to enter," the salivating thoughts came to mind. And as DHairy closed the gate behind him, looking up to the front door of the house, he could not miss seeing the shapely silhouette of his prize catch behind the curtains.

She: "Wow, you are fast. How did you arrive so fast...I hope you did not beat any traffic lights. No point getting into accidents which would mean no screwing if you get hurt!"

DHairy, whose prick was now rock hard and he could feel a slight dampness in his Jockey Y, because of her tease and seeing her body, replied:"I happened to be nearby, so when I got your message I just drove faster...that's all. It's also the time when the cops are out at dinner...so ok...no probs."

She welcomed him into the house, with a warm embrace...followed by a slow, lingering french kiss...her lively tongue snaking around this horny old man. This is what I love about my Madam MILF who knows what love making is all about, thought DHairy as he hugged her close to his body, which is still in good shape thanks to his daily roti delivery rounds up and down flights of stairs and around hilly housing estates in the suburbs of Singapore.

Mdm MILF not only enjoys sex but she responds well too and knows how to tease until the recipient goes all goooeey, happy and most importantly sextified.

As DHairy had not seen her for the past 6months, he was like a mad dog in heat, only more!. After the long passionate kiss, during which DHairy could still taste the nice cumin seeds, which he enjoys munching before sex, he moves his head down to the deep cleavage where two heavenly mounts of feminine flesh wait softly before him. Steadily slipping the night dress off her shoulders, he devours the right one with his trained tongue, bringing a soft moan from the lady.

As DHairy inched to the left breast and suckled the hardened pink nipple, she pressed his head ho her chest, almost smothering LauSerLang. But with good sex on both their minds, nothing mattered but just sheer lustful gulps of action.

In a jiffy, her dress was on the floor, as DHairy rained more kisses on the two C cuppers and their succulent berry-like crown jewels. Her moans had by now become lounder...until DHairy had to smoether her mouth with a deep french kiss, whispering to her to tone down lest the neighbours would hear them.

She then signalled DHairy to follow her upstaitrs to the master bedroom. DHairy could see the nice dimmed glow of the peach-pink room as he was led by the hand up the narrow carpeted staircase.

But as he walked up, he looked down behind him and then he froze!

Tugged in one corner of the hall was a CCTV camera. Alamak, Oh my God, Tua Pek Kong, Allah Akbar, Ooom Sai Baba... this time so tua lumpar...our act earlier must have been caught on camera! Mati lah...DHairy's mind sounded the alarm.

"Hold on...Honey....there's CCTV..I think we are caught...your husband...
you will be in trouble!" I exclaimed as I felt my dick suddenly turned traitor by becoming soft as he went to hide among the pleats of the Y Jockey...

As DHairy's heart pounded faster as perspiration oozes from his head, she said: "Oh shit....I forgot.... :o"


(Sorry... roti delivery... will continue later...:D

[AvgJoe]

Good job, please continue fast!

[Loveboy30]

Hahaha...DH still driving van around to deliver roti ah ?
Must have up many horny MILF de lah.

Waiting for your further juicy sexploitation story.

[dirtyhairy]

(Continued from: "Hold on...Honey....there's CCTV…I think we are caught...your husband...
you will be in trouble!" I exclaimed as I felt my dick suddenly turned traitor by becoming soft as he went to hide among the pleats of the Y Jockey... As DHairy's heart pounded faster as perspiration oozes from his head, she said: "Oh shit....I forgot.... "

If Heaven hath no fury than a woman scorned, then fear dost reduce to jelly an earthling’s otherwise graphite-like solid john!

And that was what happened to DHairy when he found himself in full view before a CCTV camera as he sauntered up the staircase hand in hand with Mdm MILF towards his lover’s bedroom.

Not even Mdm MILF’s heaving and attractive bosom, which had been the source of joy and improved vision for DHairy over the past two years since both became lovers, was able to perk up LauSerLang’s little boy wonder. It went into deep slumber as fearful worries on the consequences of being caught started to register on our two lovers’ heads. But true to the goodness of a tertiary education, Mdm MILF was steadfastly calm and collected as she had been usually before a classroom full of boisterous college students as she led DH down the steps back to the hall.

She said: “Alamak …so le cheh (troublesome) but relax can?… Let us check the cam/recorder first ok and see if we can erase it?” As we went towards the store room next to the staircase when the recording machine was housed, we looked at the CCTV camera again, and I thought I saw no red dot flashing which could mean that the recording light was off. Could it be faulty, not switched on etc? I asked her. We certainly hoped so.

After checking the recording machine, both of us heaved a BIG sigh of relief. For some reason, the recorder was at the stop mode, and it was not recording. This meant that DHairy’s worries were unnecessary.

As a result, DH’s treacherous little didi immediately found a sudden new lease of life as he took notice of Mdm MILF’s exposed boobs which looked so beautiful like those which made men drool on Playboy mag’s center pages. Springy despite their size and her age, Mdm MILF, who is 38 years old, is at the zenith of her bonking prime. It was therefore beyond me why her business husband, a Taiwanese who’s more at home in Hokkien than English, would stray outside when he has such a prized trophy at home. I suppose we men are the same, never satisfied with what we have until it’s too late.

However, in DHairy’s case, it is different because he does not get it at home. This is because the missus has lost all appetite for sex after losing her leg in a freak road accident while abroad. Thus explains his external sexual forays to satiate his horny phallus which seems in need of a good penetration exercise every day. Because of this unexplained daily need, DH has to keep his body in good shape in order that both raw desire and flesh can work in sexual harmony together. And so far it has been more than so good. Because if a pussy is not available, the south paw in DH’s left hand does help to facilitate the trick to keep his didi happy.

Now back to the story. Once the fears of being caught on camera were erased, Mdm MILF was quick to notice the bulge in DH’s pants. As she grabbed hold of his “hum sup” dick, she murmured:”Quick get naked, I want it here.

As DH removed his clothes, Mdm MILF went on her knees as she kissed on the mushroom head of DH’s erection. As her expert tongue paid homage to the rigid column of flesh that has brought both lovers bountiful sexual joy for the past two years, DH could not help but gasped appreciatively in utter admiration for the lady who’s been giving him so much pleasure, now squatted before him.

He is indeed one lucky dude to land himself such a beautiful gem. Standing a head shorter than him, Mdm MILF was well stacked. She’s well endowed with a set of firm solid natural tits, capped by berry-like nipples which are still pinkish and not too big that can sometimes be a visual put off. Despite being a mother of two --- both kids are studying abroad --- Mdm MILF has managed to maintain her shape well. To the casual on-looker, she could be easily mistaken for a woman in her late 20s. The phrase an angel face on a devil’s body simply describes he perfectly. Sporting shoulder length hair, she looks years younger than her real age. But the most seductive must be her pussy, which looks so beautiful and small, with a slightly engorged clit that seems to confirm her love for sex.


As Mdm MILF passionately licked and nibbled on my hardened cock, I groaned as I felt the immense pleasure of a tireless mouth bringing sheer pleasure to my didi. Her mouth with the perfect set of pearl white teeth opened wide as she gobbled at my didi, teasing the underside of the corona, her tongue flicking at the folds of now taut redden foreskin. She moved up and down my stiff shaft as she playfully sucked hard at my testicles, alternating one ball to the other while gazing at my eyes. I am sure I would have cummed had I not had enough practice to withhold my orgasm as I brought my mind to the new Pope as I discreetly scolded myself for I had sinned.

But as sudden as she had dropped to the floor to suck at my cock, she stopped abruptly but only to shove her pussy against my rock hard prick. “oooh…the feeling was mind-bogglingly astounding as I felt the cuntal lips gingerly parted as my throbbing phallus slowly ploughed into her moist but tight vagina. Thus began yet another stupendous fuck for us as I found myself plunging hard and then slow but deep into Mdm MILF swollen red hot pussy…


“Ooooh….how nice: she moaned as she embraced me tightly. “Fuck me deeper…harder,” she shrieked. I planted my entire mouth over hers as I tried to smother her moans for fear of being heard by neighbors.:p



To be continued… (need to rest now to prepare for roti delivery this morning).:D

[simple2kee]

interesting story, support!

[alan0338]

camp for more... :D

[cabayasi]

Hi bro DHairy, give me a loaf, I'm camping here.:D

[luvuass]

Can DH deliver some roti to my campsite

[lasupkia]

Gardenia roti???
Men buy donut. Women buy french loaf. :D

[bigmannow]

Bro DH, need any help i am available.. jus let me know :)

[dirtyhairy]

Continued from previous segment 2….)


Although she is a mother of two, Mdm MILF’s sweet pussy never failed to amaze me with its tightness. Perhaps its infrequent use by her husband and her daily exercises on the stationary bike machine must have helped to tighten her cuntal muscles. This probably is the reason why her pussy looks so different and pretty since it is a well-known fact that those who exercise regularly not only feel better but they look better too,

For me, Mdm MILF has been a great screw because every fuck I scored with her had always seemed to be better than the previous one. This could probably explain why both of us were addicted to each other as we would fuck whenever we had a chance.

We would fuck during my roti delivery breaks in a hotel room, inside my roti van, or her Volvo SUV, even on a park bench (when she wears those long and loose skirts during which she would sit astride me, as I entered her under the canopy of the long cool skirt). DHairy reckons those of you horny bros/sis who had done this “skirt-canopy” bonking trick would know exactly what I mean….

For those who have yet to try this screwing stunt…I strongly recommend that you guys go try it the next time when the urge to fuck strikes, and no hotel room is available. Just go to any quiet beach/park and find a bench to do it….but do make sure your partner does not wear pants but a loose skirt long enough to act as a tent of the see-sawing beneath the both of you. And yes…your partner must not moan too loudly…otherwise you may attract not only curious onlookers but the cops as well…and making out in public is a criminal offence if indecency is proven.

But this is where I have an advantage because DHairy is fortunate to have easy access to a variety of bread which comes in handy whenever Mdm MILF gets too hot, and required a bun or a stick of short bread to bite when she gets too carried away by the nice thrusts of my cock, thrusting up and down from the bench into the deep folds of her vagina. The bread would help smother her otherwise loud moans.


Also, to prevent undue attention from other beach combers or visitors if you are doing it in the park, beach or a public garden, it is advisable to find a secluded spot, especially those which are not too popular with families. This means the Botanical Gardens, Gardens by the Bay and even Bishan Park are tricky due to the hordes of visitors. As such, if one must fuck there, the suitable times are late at night especially on week nights. But sometimes the thrill of screwing in public can prove too good to give it up…especially for Mdm MILF who has a cheeky side that sometimes can cause me instant cardiac seizure. Just like the scary but exciting fuck at her home…or doing it on a bench at the beach near the East Coast Park hawker centre. Imagine my fear of being discovered by members of the public who see a shapely woman sitting on a lau tiko on a bench looking at each other…with the woman munching a bun! But Mdm MILF is also one goodness gracious hell of an actress as she would pretend to be enjoying the view should our actions attract passers-by.

There was once when we were deep in heated passion, and I was too engrossed in pleasure enjoying the titillating sensation of her pussy doing wonders to my kukuchiau as I had my eyes closed, Mdm MILF was alert enough to notice a little girl approaching the bench where we were frolicking on. The little girl must have been curious to see a couple seated in such a strange position together, with the woman’s skirt over the man’s legs, and she had walked towards us to have a better look of what we were doing.

But Mdm MILF was really fast and wonderful. She said aloud: “Honey…look at the giant spiders near our bench…I think they are crawling towards us…let me sit on you.” She proceeded to embrace me tighter as if afraid by a bunch of crawlies near us. On hearing that, the little girl made a hasty retreat, running back to her parents nearby and told them to move away as there were spiders on the loose! It was hilarious actually when I heard what Mdm MILF did…but meanwhile her tarantula beneath her skirt continued to attack not with pain but rather with exquisite pleasure, as it clasped greedily onto DHairy’s prick as my cock continued without stopping its burrowing into her furry, soft sinewy grotto. “Oh fuck meeeeee….you’re so delicious….umphhhhhhh….. so good…yyyyyssssssshhhhh….” as I heard myself grunting in between sharp intakes of breathes among my clenched teeth as I tried to fend off the pangs of cumming too early since I always enjoyed prolonged bonks. And so did Mdm MILF who like me, could take me on as we would normally be at each other’s sexual organs for 60 minutes…..And oh how wonderful fucking gives…especially when you do it with someone you love, …and with excitement, good stamina and in total abandonment.


(Sorry will continue later….my 90-year-old mother is calling me to get her dinner):D

[oshkosh]

nice story ts!

[diputs1269]

Sexcellent writing style makes me hard :D keep cumming :)

[dirtyhairy]

Continues from Segment 3)

A good lover in LauSerLang aka DH’s opinion is one who does not only loves a good fuck but is also one who ensures his partner enjoys it as much as he does. This means a very considerate lover.

DH likes to think that he’s one such considerate fucker because he believes that a great screw can only be achieved if both lovers enjoy themselves to the hilt. This is because if fucking without orgasm is not good sex, this means good sex must culminate in both partners cumming together. While SBF bros may not agree with him, DHairy believes that if he should achieve orgasm before his partner, it means he has been selfish by leaving her behind.

As a horny fucker who has his fair share of fucks, DHairy must confess that his best screws have been those in which he and his partner cummed together at the same time. Imagine the sperm-wrenching sensation as your cock spews the torrents of cum as your partner achieves her orgasm as she grabs you tightly, her body heaving and shivering as if in a traumatic fit. Those of you who have enjoyed and witnessed such a fuck with your partners will know what I mean especially on the exquisite sensation transmitted to both your dick head and also your Big head. And achieving orgasm together is a must for Good Sex. And DHairy believes anyone who is horny enough can do so if they start to be more considerate when it comes to love making with their partners.

Meeting Mdm MILF was a gift from Heaven. Because like DHairy who enjoys sex, this horny heroine of his, is his equal in bed. Not only do they love a good fuck, they are meant for each other as their love making chemistry is so powerfully aligned that as far as DHairy can recall, they always cum together. Such was the strong sexual bond the couple enjoys together that they have become addicted to each other…which could explain DHairy’s retirement from the FL scene. To DH, why pay for Newater quality outside when he can get a Tiger (or Tigress) at home…with his sexy Mdm MILF?

Certainly, DHairy considers himself to be very lucky because how many men his age can still have the good fortune of having a good fuck even with paid sex? And then, your spirit may be eager but the flesh may be weak…and even should Viagra and the like come in handy, there’s no guarantee that the lady would enjoy doing it with Dhairy. So meeting Mdm MILF was DH’s best sex trophy.

I will talk about how he met this lady another time but now back to the Mdm MILF’s private semi-D where both were in heat copulating after the CCTV scare.

Mdm MILF, who had obviously missed our love making over the past six months when she was out station, was impatient to be impaled by DHairy’s hard rod. Even before the pants could drop, the fly was undone as our sex heroine dropped to her knees and fished out DHairy’s average-size Asian dick. Gasping like a fresh garouper caught out of the water, she opened her pretty mouth and started sucking at DHairy’s prick. But it did not require any nursing because like her, this old horny fucker, was already as hard as an old steel pipe except that it was not cold but very hot.

She murmured: “It’s so beautiful…look… I can see the veins along the sides….ooohhh my precious cock…” as she lavished kisses on my prick’s crimson head. Her tongue then flicked on the phallus’ under side…licking at the folds between the foreskin and corona. It was so good. I told her to tease me more there as this was the most sensitive part of my dick.

Mdm MILF gazed at me with her pretty double-lidded eyes, nodded her head as she continued to rain sweet licks and kisses on my didi. Twisting and turning her head as she tried to experiment for the best BBBJ position, she repeatedly sucked and nibbled on the shaft…and occasionally would gently use her pearly white teeth (it cost her $8,000 to have them whitened) to playfully bite on my column of maledom. In between sucking the dick, she would inch down slowly to my testicles …licking and blowing them, especially on hearing my groans, to enhance my pleasure. Oh what a wonderful woman!

On my part, I have been busy too. In between my ecstatic grunts from the joy of my cock being sucked, I have showered kisses on her C-sized tits…teasing their nipples with gentle suckles and soft chews. Years of practice have taught me to be gentle on them so as to prevent the nipples from been enlarged. Large nipples are always a put off for DHairy. As I know Mdm MILF’s weak spots, my tongue twirled and swirled at the nipples, going from left breast to the right. All the time, my hands were equally busy as I gingerly kneaded the bosomy flesh uncovered by my kisses.

The other hand was hard at work too, softly, softly stroking her succulent oyster of a pussy below as I fanned her heated passion to another blazing hot high. But as I have said, good sex demands a good work-out for our sexual organs. This means the cock must enjoy the pussy. The only to do so is to have the cock in the pussy, moving, thrusting, circulating, stirring…constantly servicing until both organs hit the climax. That’s the joy of sex for DHairy and his Mdm MILF.

So instead of cumming by a blow job, I stopped Mdm MILF in between her felatio on me and her thrusting of her pussy to engulf my cock…and I told her to lie on the bed for better comfort. After all, it had been six months of abstinence from sex for both of us….and I wanted to ensure her maximum comfort even in the throes of our passion when I pounded into her juicy pussy.

Despite his age, DHairy does not seem to have enough of sex. He could do it every day if there’s a willing partner. Although he came close to meeting his match in Mdm MILF ---- we had the best time when we screwed ourselves in 5 successive days within a week ---- she’s still after all another man’s wife. Which means there are limitations to her accessibility.

But having Mdm MILF as a lover is the best DHairy has enjoyed in his bonking experience. Not only beautiful and smart, she loves to fuck and be fucked as well, literally.

Following a six-month hiatus when she returned to Tai Chung, Taiwan with her hubby, DHairy was worse off sexually than a depraved gang rapist from the same country that does not respect women, which is also the birth place of Buddha, and where the iconic Mother Theresa had helped so prominently. So when Mdm MILF’s sms message came early this week inviting DHairy to her home, this horny fucker knew he was up for a good solid round of scintillating sex.

After a frightfully heart stopping start when he thought he was caught on CCTV camera that was later found to have been switched off, DHairy had resumed his much awaited love making with Mdm MILF with gusto. Like him, she was equally insatiable that night. As she had confessed to DH later, she had taken the risk of inviting him over for the thrill of fucking another man rather than her husband at home. As no one else save for DHairy and herself who were in the house, it was the perfect setting for sex between the two horny lovers.

Now lying on her king-sized Sealey bed, Mdm MILF immediately resumed to attack Dhairy’s cock again. As DHairy would prefer cumming inside her pussy instead of her oral orifice, he signaled her to stop so that he could screw into her wet throbbing cunt. She smiled and shifted her body for me to enter.

Seductively, Mdm MILF inched her moist pussy towards my cock as she poised for its entry into her vagina. My cock tip then grazed her cuntal lips which brought a loud moan from her mouth. Her half-dazed eyes, peering at me, pleaded when I suddenly stopped at the entrance without shoving fully inside her.

This is yet another trick I have learnt in love making…teasing and tantalizing your partner to the max before the point of no return! I then took out my cock and rubbed the entire length against her cuntal lips…bringing further moans from her as she loved the sensation of my dick gliding along her female gash. The feeling was so good as I could feel her vagina twitching as it became oozingly watery.

“Please don’t tease me…fuck me… fuck me…..” Mdm MILF pleaded. I smiled and without warning, I rammed home…as hard as I could…I shoved my cock all the way in…as deep as I could into her pussy ----- without fear of hurting her as I knew she was well prepared by the wetness of her cunt. In and out, I ploughed myself into her, without stopping a pace. As I screwed into her non stop below, I kissed her face, her mouth, her eyes, her nose and her neck while both hands were massing her full breasts.

I am sure my synchronized onslaught of pleasure-giving actions on her body must have given her immense pleasure because her moans were beginning to sound like screams as she surrendered to the total attacking “sex-combo” taking place outside and inside her body. I plastered my mouth to hers to stifle her screams as I quickened my pace, screwing deep and hard into her.

She reciprocated by embracing me tighter, legs now wider part to allow me even greater access to her love hole. I noticed too her hips gyrating beneath me as she tried to heighten her pleasure from the almost brutal pounding that I was giving her…except that our actions were bouts of joy!

“I can feel you deep inside…more…more… harder…don't stop…Honey I think I cannot make it…I think I gonna cum…..Aiiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” she shrieked as she grabbed my body, including a few strands of hair from my head (this is one of the hazards of love making for men with horny partners as my scalp had lost some more hair due to Mdm MILF's tugging/pulling of my hair at her height of passion).



(To be continued…..sorry dinner time):D

[SammyNewbie]

Nice Story... Lol I liked the part where you thought of the pope to stop yourself from coming. :D

[erkianpeng]

Very good writing. The English standard is superb. TS is an educated man. Cannot b a roti seller. Keep it up!

[bobbyk]

camp for more

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro SammieNewbie, thanks for the support
which serves to encourage my penning this a lot
I am glad you like the part on the Pope
why yes, because of him, my premature cumming I had learnt to cope
I know too I have gravely sinned by indulging in sex, so illicit :eek:
but then, if one's as horny as me, my poor pecker just must have it
in fact once a day may seem too many
so whether it's sinful or not , worry not poor DirtyHairy
as long as he continues to enjoy sexy Mdm MILF's heavenly pussy:D

[dirtyhairy]

Very good writing. The English standard is superb. TS is an educated man. Cannot b a roti seller. Keep it up!

As I take a breather from my roti delivery
Many thanks for your kind words, yo Bro EKP
Yes, DHairy had been to school, but educated he cannot claim to be
Life's always about learning, just as this forum's BOSS Mr Ah Sammy
who teaches & admonishes us for using the words "advise/advice" wrongly
While I am flattered by your suggestion that I am no seller of roti
But why not when even our taxi drivers now are holders of PhDs?:D

[dirtyhairy]

(Continues from Segment 4)

“I can feel you deep inside…more…more… harder…don't stop…Honey I think I cannot make it…I think I gonna cum…..Aiiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” she shrieked as she grabbed my body, including a few strands of hair from my head (this is one of the hazards of love making for men with horny partners as my scalp had lost hair due to Mdm MILF's tugging/pulling of my hair at her height of passion).

Oh what a feeling….which is so unbelievably shiok… if you could feel the sheer intense pleasure of your partner who’s about to explode her orgasm….and what a sight too …especially for the man…because you will notice that your woman’s otherwise perky nostrils have flared and her breathing has become somewhat irregular with a low bassy nasal tone;
Her face is by now reduced to a grimace as if in pain but actually more in joy, and her head and her chest all flushed in a lighter shade of pink. Such is the wonderful work of Mother Nature because this is the signal to us guys when the woman he’s fucking is on the throes of a stupendous cum.

And that was what’s happening that night as I found my precious Mdm MILF heaving, squirming and gyrating below me as I pumped repeatedly against her pelvic region. I suppose I would have surrendered had I been younger. Fortunately, God is fair because what we older guys lack in youthful exuberance, we get to square it off by being endowed with a grey matter that can relay from the Big head to the smaller one below to work in unison. By this, DHairy means his brain is able to signal to his cock to work together to achieve orgasm.

But of course, who can exercise so much self control without cumming especially when his responsive and shapely partner was writhing so passionately under him, while his cock is being massaged by a thousand nerves inside her vulva? Many times I almost caved in but DHairy’s grey matter somehow proved effective.

And then I remembered as I mentally shut the door of sexual paradise to find myself in the stately room of the Vatican where the Pope was poised to throttle me because DHairy had sinned! With raised eye brows and hands, the Pope was visibly pissed as he moved in to undo my erected state. Of course, I froze and momentarily deflated because I had the greatest respect for the new Papal whose acts of kindness had endeared him to many. With that, DHairy me, in a flash, signaled to his little didi below to halt its probes as he recomposed himself.

Meanwhile, the lust-filled Mdm MILF was on the verge of orgasm. Her beautiful body, now glistened in sweat as a result of her aggressive gyrations as she returned stroke after stroke of DHairy’s incessant pounding of her pussy, shrieked out her desire to cum.

But the admonition from the Vatican moments ago had already started. Also, it had been 6 long months before tonight’s screw….it would be a big waste to cum so soon. Devious DHairy immediately stopped his hips from grinding so deliciously onto the sweet soft body under him. Without even a groan, he next pulled out his prick from her now over-flowing reddened love hole.

“WHAT’S WRONG?....WHY DO YOU STOP?” protested Mdm MILF as she opened her lust-filled eyes to find what what’s happening. Her hand was meanwhile trying to grope for my penis to insert it into her almost satisfied vagina. I playfully slapped her hand away and kissed her lips before she would utter another protest.

“Sorry darling…I want to enjoy you more…I don’t want to end so soon…I want to fuck you longer…I explained. “I have to fuck you harder and longer because you made me take such a big risk by coming to your house…” I teased by talking dirty. “Yes, and I am going to fuck you slowly this time so that I can enjoy your pussy walls slowly, slowly rubbing against my cock…” I whispered.
Like a good navigator of a professional rally racing team, Mdm MILF knew exactly how to react in the same way as such top co-drivers do. “Shit you…I was about to cum…and you made me stop…but ok since you want to play..let’s play but you have to do the work” she said as she pulled down my head to her groin where the object of my sexual bliss lay in a layer of moist pre-cum.

I was more than willing to oblige…as I carefully parted her pussy with my fingers. Without hesitation, I licked at it….and then enveloping fully, her vulva with my mouth as my tongue laboured in frenzy as it swirled, curled and twirled on that oh so yummy succulent piece of morsel we men worship with joy. I kissed it, sucking the flesh slowly as I tasted the sweetness that came from a woman’s inner most juices.

“OOOOH……OOHH…IT’s SO GOOD….. PLEASE DONT STOP….FUCK MEEEEE,” as she writhed while I continued to lick, kiss and suck without stopping. When I felt that hand tugging at the hair on my scalp again, I had to stop lest DHairy become an instant but unwilling fan of Botak Jones, the new Yankee Heartlander celebrity cook. That got her to ease up on the hair pulling as I slithered north to pay homage to her twin mounts.

Despite their size and her age, her boobs, although slightly saggy which prove that they are naturally gifted and not artificially grafted, never fail to cause my prick to rise to attention. In fact, I get a hard-on looking at women’s breasts, even smaller ones but Mdm MILF’s pair are just too much to behold, and they never failed to make my pecker rise to full stiffness.

I showered my kisses on them, as I sucked, nibbled and teased her nipples, again always careful not too aggressively in case I cause undue stress to the crown jewels which do get enlarged and unsightly when they become darkish like spoilt avocadoes. Springy yet soft, smooth and milky, her boobs are erection-inducing specimens which explain why many great men had met their doom because beautiful shapely vixens!

And indeed Mdm MILF was more than a bitch in heat tonight as she responded to my passionate love making. As I mustered up all my might, I had her spread eagled with her legs high resting on my shoulders, I screwed deep into her as I try to spike her to the warm soft bed. “OOOHHHH…YOU ARE SO DEEP….MMMMMMPH….AARRGGGGHHHH....HARDER DARLING….YES…SO GOOD....OOOOOH OOOH MY GOD, “ she muttered as she fucked me back. Soon, the “ooish, ooish” sound of juices from the hard dueling of cock in pussy filled the room as we slaved to unleash maximum pleasure for the both of us.

Yes, I was too greedy because I refused to slow down as I held her even tighter, mashing my mouth to hers, as I tried to suck her breath away. I could feel her hands pounding at my back as she became breathless….I gave her a brief reprieve by stopping and turned her body around to fuck her doggy style, which is her favourite position.

As I pierced through the cuntal muscles, I could see my shaft being swallowed into her love hole. The feeling was so good as this position somehow made her vagina gripped my phallus even tighter as if it had a life on its own and it did not want to let go. From Mdm MILF’s back, you could see the cock sawing in and out of her cunt…and OOOOOhhhhh…it was so out of this world. As I continued pumping, I caressed at her swaying breast. She cried in pleasure….and when I felt the familiar tightening of her cuntal lips, I knew she could be yet on her way to orgasm… so I cheated and I stopped and turned her around with my prick still inside her to do her in the missionary position.

But I knew that this time, I would not hold out anymore because missionary was and still is my favourite position. Because in this position, not only I can screw with all my might at the juicy pussy, I could see, kiss, suck and caress her breasts as I frenched her till kingdom cum.

And this time we could not control ourselves. Mdm MILF was first to announce her arrival, when I felt her cuntal lips tightening around my cock below as she yelled….”Darling…I cannot make it…..I AM CUMMING…I AM CUMMING” as she pulled my face down to kiss me deeply, smothering her screams….”MMMMMPPPH” as her moans got subdued by our kises.

The exquisite sensation of my cock being milked by a responsively hard working pussy proved too much for me to last any longer…and I surrendered by embracing her gighter and I croaked out my orgasm….”HOLD ON…HERE….HERE…OH SHIT…” as I came gushing a stream of unborn DHairys deep in her. For a fleeting moment, I thought I saw the lights dimmed on me as I felt the sperm shooting non stop from my testicles all my six-month of sexual abstinence.

IAs we held each other like two epileptics in a frenzied fit, shivering and sweating, we continued kissing. It was so good …I thought I had died because I was in paradise…..



(To be continued…..unless you guys have had enough of this old man's real life sexual trysts):eek:

[LovePotion]

wow.. great pls continue thk

[SammyNewbie]

Wah :eek:

Roti man is a stud and poet indeed ;)

I think you got a lot of silent readers also. Just that they dun say much. I just here to support you:)

[diputs1269]

Please continue, l haven't cum:D

[simple2kee]

good story! :)

[tan-tan]

Sell roti one write story, sell kaya one here to support. :D

Your writing is SUPERB!

Finish send roti must come back continue hor!

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bros all, many thanks for your kind support
since LauSerLang aka DirtyHairy's story is not bored
I shall continue to share but later... because after scoring Mdm MILF last week
I am as horny as hell with a stiff pecker which just wont quit:o
because since that cock-wrenching tryst, DH has not been screwing:mad:
so he's now trying hard to get Mdm MILF out again for another deep bonking
Watch this space again...who knows may be tonight he'll be lucky
to get her into his roti van to enjoy oooh that MILF's heavenly pussy:p

[JimmyNeutron]

Bro TS,

You are an extremely engaging storyteller. Pls carry on with your detailed trysts and keep us posted! :D:D

[dirtyhairy]

I have just received word that Mdm MILF's husband is back
so kaput goes my hope for another good lay in the sack
It's been real bad these past few days to go on without her bodily contact
especially with her as I think of how my sweet lady would fuck me back
I hope her hubby will quickly return to JB where he has bought a new pad
which Mdm MILF suspects he keeps his mistress, their office's new hired hack
But with Mdm MILF now so unhappy with trouble in the family
I am not sure I could get a chance so soon to penetrate her pussy
Yet, looking at my phone now which shows her sexy naked body;)
I'm going bonkers if I don't get her in my next round of roti delivery:mad:

[SammyNewbie]

I thought got van action already :(

Oh well, I will continue to wait here for updates =D

[LowProfiler]

Whoooaaaa... ur England is superb.. Very nice, very nice.
Please keep it up 'ol tiger.. :)

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bros (and may be some Sistas?) all
I have just received from Mdm MILF a phone call
She told me she would return tonite to Tai Chung with her hubby
to sort out their marital problems especially their joint property
You can imagine how frustrated is my horny didi or dicky:(
I was hoping to score again this week, not one bonk but at least three
now I so freaking mad that I cant get my chance to up my sexy lady
two weeks she would be away, said she:mad:
until her return, I'll bake a special soft bun shaped like her pussy
then get her to video skype her naked body to me as I wank myself silly
meanwhile, I'll try to find time to write that story
of how I met Mdm MILF and how both us us became horny fuck buddies:D

[SammyNewbie]

I think you should change the title of the thread to 'The Exploits of a Roti man'. This is a marketing strategy to attract more viewers... but I think alot of people watching this thread already. :D

[simple2kee]

support again! :)

[dirtyhairy]

(Continued from Segment 5: …As we held each other like two epileptics in a frenzied fit, shivering and sweating, we continued kissing. It was so good …I thought I had died because I was in paradise…).



In my last episode on my illicit screws with Mdm MILF, I had mentioned about how I was almost scared to death because I thought I had been caught by the CCTV recorder in her house, which luckily for me, turned out to have been switched off. And then as I proceeded to bonk her in her bedroom, the fear of been discovered continued to linger in my head.

This was because imagine being caught with my pants down in Mdm MILF’s marital home should her husband or one of his siblings return unexpectedly. Although the anxiety had affected my mental state, the pleasure of holding Mdm MILF’s smooth, soft sexy body under me on her bed somehow overshadowed my apprehension. A sucker for clean, good looking women aged between 28 and 50 years, especially if they are well-endowed like Mdm MILF with her pretty face and C-cup sized tits, I could not blame myself for feeling so horny and eager to shove my kukuchiao deep inside her.

Even in the wake of imminent danger, I don’t think any man could resist wanting to fuck such a woman especially when you have her all naked, in your arms --- a wildly horny and a ultra responsive lover, who would match my poking her, stroke for stroke, and her uttering of words of encouragement plus her cries of joy each time I plunge my cock deep and slowly into her sweet pussy.

Oh Jeezzz, even thinking of that tight cunt with the pubic tendrils neatly trimmed surrounding the rosy moist pussy lips is already causing a rise to my little didi as I write this. I just hope no customer will walk into my bakery now or I will have a hard time, literally, standing up with a huge bulge infront of my trousers to serve them our freshly baked roti.

The family roti business, although a very modest one, has been a blessing for me. It not only keeps DHairy gainfully employed but also offers some opportunities for him to get near many ladies. For some reason, bread and cakes are seldom ignored by ladies, especially the OLs and MILFs whom DHairy finds sexually more stimulating that those SYTs. Perhaps such ladies are more “experienced” since they often turn out to be great fucks as they are always more responsive when you treat them with respect and not as sex objects.

Which brings me to my earlier musing when I said that the best sex is when both the fucker and the fuckee can cum together, and not leaving anyone on the lurch…left to be concluded with a BBBJ or a lick and flick job. Even if the lady should cum with such an administering, DHairy personally thinks it is still not a totally superb bonk, which ought to result in both parties climaxing together i---- the zenith of which must be when they cum together in each other’s sexual organs! Of course, different people have different preferences but as far as DHairy’s concerned, the joint cummings with his lovers have somehow endeared him to them to the extent that they remain friends even after their love trysts have long ended.

Back to Mdm MILF. It was during one of DHairy’s many mundane rounds of delivering roti to the schools, supermarkets and cafes when he met her. Although it was more than two years ago, DHairy could recall the meeting as if it had happened a day ago. It was that vivid. But who can blame this cheekopek when you come across a shapely and comely woman, who not only has a good sophisticated dress sense but a demeanor that can even make the new Pope Francis, who’s known for his easy manners and kindness, take notice should their paths cross.

Ours did that fateful day which was almost into the so-called “high tea” time at a suburban café (the locality shall not be revealed to protect her identity). But what I can say is that the café is quite popular with JC girls and their MILF mothers as they find the pastries and other dough condiments befitting for their after lunch deserts. DHairy has been a regular supplier of loafs and other baked fares to the café. As it had rained quite heavily that day, the café had no customer when DHairy made his roti dlivery. As he was helping the aged Eurasian lady boss to display the spread of bread and cakes on the café’s shelves, in walked Mdm MILF. She was alone, and was clad in a tight fitting light blue dress that accentuated her shapely 36-22-36 figure. With her pretty face showing a nice touch of SK II, she sauntered up to the counter and ordered a dozen blueberry cupcakes.

Just then, a schoolgirl from a neighborhood primary school had also arrived with her mother and asked for the same cupcakes, which were unfortunately sold out to Mdm MILF. The little girl was obviously very disappointed as she said she had wanted them – which were her granny’s favourites --- to celebrate her grandma’s birthday that day. On seeing the girl’s disappointment, Mdm MILF readily offered to let the young girl have hers, and even refused to accept payment from the girl’s mother.

Such generosity…and kind gesture to make others happy! I was not only impressed I was mesmerized! DHairy was quick in action, and volunteered to go get more cupcakes for Mdm MILF and would deliver them to her, If she wished.
She looked at DHairy, smiled and said ok, and proceeded to giver me her address.

“Please hurry because I am quite hungry and I want them to go with my afternoon tea,” she cooed as DHairy got ready to return to his bakery for the cakes to send to her.

As she bent to put her cellphone into her handbag that looked like Gucci or was it LV?, DHairy managed to catch a glimpse of the upper swells of her ample bosom, (Oh how beautifully large and creamy they look) as they caused his didi to swell. With some difficulty, and using the bread delivery trays to cover his rising bulge, DHairy said: “Don’t worry, I will be there in 30 minutes.”

Thinking of those tits and how if he could get a chance to lavish kisses on them, let alone fuck their owner, the sexy Mdm MILF, was on his mind as he rushed back to his bakery for his rendezvous with this sensuously-looking "die-die" must fuck (to me:p) lady.



(To be continued……..sorry bread baking time):D

[dirtyhairy]

(Continuing Segment 6… Thinking of those tits and how if he could get a chance to lavish kisses on them, let alone fuck their owner, the sexy Mdm MILF, was on his mind as he rushed back to his bakery for his rendezvous with this comely-looking lady.



It was to DirtyHairy’s good fortune that the expressway was pretty free flowing that afternoon as he sped the old jalopy of his roti van from the café to his bakery, collected the cupcakes from the oven and then zoomed down to meet Mdm MILF at her given address. To his surprise, he had three minutes to spare before his half hour promise to arrive at Mdm MILF’s place. As he scoured the surroundings, he noted that it was a 6-storey apartment building in an old and quiet estate.

Armed with his bagful of cupcakes (he had packed an extra half a dozen in the wishful thinking that he could get into Mdm MILF’s good books, and may be later her pants as well), he soon found himself at the door of the lady he’s been salivating for all afternoon…which is tucked at a far corner of the block. It was the perfect setting of a nest for lovers. DHairy pressed on the door bell, and he could hear the hurried footsteps behind it.

As it opened, he was greeted by one of the prettiest women he had ever set eyes on. Mdm MILF had now changed into a pair of denim shorts with a white sexy tight tube top that does seem to be a size smaller because it was not able to cover her ample set of beautiful breasts because they seem almost ready to spill out any time from the skimpy bustier. And I was hoping they would too, if only faster.

“Oh, good … you are on time, come in….how much do I owe you?” pretty Mdm MILF asked, showing a glorious set of pearly white teeth.

DHairy: “Er well…No charge…it’s free with my compliments to a very beautiful lady who is so kind to others…especially to the young school girl at the café this afternoon. And I’ve brought extras too in case you have guests.”

Mdm MILF: “Oh really? How sweet and nice of you. But I cannot accept them without paying. No one else is here at the moment because the last tenants vacated last week, and I am looking for new tenants to let out again,” she explained. “I live with my husband in another estate.

DHairy: “ Oh I see…but no I wont accept payment... we have more than enough…what we need are happy customers who will keep coming back and buying our bread and cakes….so don’t worry.”

She: “Ok, if you insist…perhaps I should get you a drink…what would you fancy? I am about to pour myself a glass of Taiwanese peach wine…very light yet very potent…the alcohol content is said to be 8%...can I give you the same?

Our teetotaler DHairy would be embarrassed to admit that he’s one, so he went along with the flow and said: “”Ok, peach wine is fine, I’ll have the same as you,” he replied as he sat on the pale-white sofa next to a rocking chair, all the while his LauSerLang DHairy eyes never left her quivering tits as she walked to the bar for the drinks.

Mdm MILF caught him leering, and smiled but pretended not to know as she returned with the glasses of Taiwanese peach wine. In between sips of the horny drinks, they engaged in small talk. DHairy soon learnt that Mdm MILF, a mother of two teenagers now studying overseas, was a Singaporean brought up in Taiwan where she met her business husband. They have moved to Singapore as part of her husband family business which is doing well, especially with Singapore’s pro-foreign talent policy. The family has been here for more than 10 years, and are considered more local than Singaporeans, as her husband is not only adept as a “flower hanger” in such joints of seedy pleasure but is also a sugar daddy to several SYTs. So while our wine was neat and smooth, their marriage was rocky and on tenterhooks, it seemed.

But Mdm MILF, whose alma mater is the NTU where she had obtained her Master’s, is now considering to go back to teaching as she tries to overlook her hubby’s indiscretion. But she admitted, it had not been easy. On DHairy, she said she was curious to notice that this lau uncle seemed different as he had an athletic body and was so energetic for a man who should be deemed to have lived past his prime. But what she had noticed most about DHairy was his easy, friendly style as he tried to make customers to the café feel at home through his fluent repertoire of languages including those of the region, such as her Taiwanese Minan dialect, which he would engage with the many Hokkien-speaking MILFs.

I asked her how did she know, and was pleasantly surprised when she told me that she had actually noticed me when I was helping out at the café, sometimes attending to the many foreign customers, mainly maids and OLs there. She said she especially liked my giving extra helpings from my own delivery trays for free to those in need, especially the school children when they sought for more.

As our chatter continued, so did more wine flowed. Given that I am no drinker, the 8% alcohol content was already taking its toll as I soon found my head in a horny spin as I kept staring unabashedly at those huge pairs of knockers that jiggled as if they were alive each time she moved. Of course, Mdm MILF had noticed my ogling her boobs yet she was prepared to ignore my lustful gaze as she poured me a third glass of that lethal wine, which had actually tasted good. As I had a very low threshold of anything involving spirits (did I hear the Pope again?), I was clearly not my upright self, as my breathing became heavier and my gaze on her bust became even more robust.

Suddenly, I lost control and spilled my glass of wine on the tube top, as the pinkish drink caught on the white apparel. I apologized profusely….As I took out my handkerchief to try to dry the mess…but in my haste to help (which I later confessed to Mdm MILF which was done on purpose), I had inadvertently yanked down part of the tube top, exposing one side of her big sized C cup tits.

I could hear myself sucking in my breath as I admired her beautiful breast. It was round, firm and creamy, topped by a cherry-like nipple. Seizing the opportunity, I planted my mouth onto it and sucked heartily. After all, I told myself, I either get a slap or I get a kiss and maybe a fuck.

To my utter happiness, there was no resistance except for a slight push and then I could feel her heart pounding as Mdm MILF succumbed to my tongue lashing as I kissed and licked in my utter homage to such a wonderful pair of cock stirring tits.

“OOOOOOHHHHHH......OOOOOHHHH….PLEASE STOP….NO,” she cried in mocked protest.

“YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL…I WANT YOU NOW”…as I plastered my mouth to hers, sucking her sweet tongue gingerly as I continued to caress and massage her large boobs which are now totally exposed, as I had moved the tube top down to her waist. :p


(To be continued…..):D

[SammyNewbie]

Roti man bro! I kinda totally forgot about this until I was looking at stories in the archive, but this one is good. Must subscribe the stories and bug the authors once in awhile liao!

Continue.... please?

[dirtyhairy]

Hullo Bro SammyNewbie
To you and the other readers, so very sorry
DirtyHairy has been very busy lately
so no time yet to continue with his story
But he'll try to post again as soon as he's free
as he waits impatiently to unleash his horniness on his MILF lady
she has indicated that she'll return this week apparently:D

[dirtyhairy]

(Continuing Segment 7: “OOOOOOHHHHHH......OOOOOHHHH….PLEASE STOP….NO,” she cried in mocked protest. “YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL…I WANT YOU NOW”…as I plastered my mouth to hers, sucking her sweet tongue gingerly as I continued to caress and massage her large boobs which are now totally exposed, as I had moved the tank top down to her waist.



Alcohol is often cited as the cause when an intoxicated person misbehaves. For a non-drinker like DirtyHairy, it was also just the perfect excuse for him to misbehave. Our old fucker roti peddler suddenly found himself with so much Dutch courage that he was brazened enough to take advantage of the gorgeous female seated next to him. Although he had consumed slightly more than a glass of the specially concocted “Ah Li San” peach wine, it was wicked enough to propel him with such a blast of artificial confidence to do something that he would otherwise not do.

So, as he became hornier, and more steamily charged by the heady homebrew, he threw all caution to the wind after seeing Mdm MILF’s beautiful breasts exposed before him. Like a sex fiend who had just been released from prison, he was so overwhelmed with lust on seeing those soft creamy orbs of flesh suddenly on display just inches before his eyes! Holy smoke…what a sight…which meant that no invitation was ever needed as he greedily feasted on them, devouring with gusto the twin pair of creamy flesh with kisses like a hungry infant would on his mommy’s inviting tits.

But then, who could blame DirtyHairy especially with such a delicious feminine morsel now lying semi naked at his disposal, all ready to be taken! For an old man (many say dirty too) but fortunately with a phallus that’s still as randy as old brandy. LauTiKo DHairy cant seem to have enough of sex, especially when the lady in waiting looks as good and as sexy as Mdm MILF. Also, due to the fact that this old man had to endure almost a full year without a good lay, you just cannot fault the veteran sex addict for his lusty actions that was to ensue.

Indeed, the past year of abstinence had been most excruciatingly hard for our dirty old chap. So, when Mdm MILF availed herself to him, she was like the proverbial sacrificial pussy awaiting to be savoured. Only here there would be no pain but pure, raw pleasure for both the receiver and the plunderer.

And the sex would be sizzling hot too since it’s such a prized catch in such pretty form as Mdm MILF, now lying half seated and half naked next to him, DirtyHairy became even wilder and hornier. He ignored her feeble protest, only to massage again and again her fleshy soft boobs. Using his fingers, he stroked at the tips of their hardened nipples, while the other hand kneaded the ample flesh, taking utmost care to exert only enough pressure to please and not to hurt. In between his cunt-wetting breast strokes, his opened mouth would swim across from one tit to the other, kissing, licking and sucking non stop, as he left a faint trail of that cool mint ala “Strepsil” coated saliva on her porcelain-smooth chest.

And yes, despite her weak struggles, DHairy had the upper hand because, like him, she was similarly on the “high” from the effect of the potent Taiwanese wine, having drunk more than 4 glasses herself earlier on.

As she whimpered in an agonized daze, our LauTiko scooped up her lithe body from the sofa to gently place her in a prostrate position as he kissed her full on the mouth and neck. There was more token resistance as she tried to push him away. But he had by now engulfed her body in a “Teddy bear hug” as he carefully prised open her lips with his tongue….sucking and licking those sweet lips. At the same time, LauTiko deftly removed her other remaining clothes. There were further struggles from Mdm MILF but to no avail as she succumbed to his relentless but warm and sensuous caresses and titillations.

Moments later, DirtyHairy was pleased to discover Mdm MILF kissing him back as both engaged in a fierce tongue fight. As their frenching dallied, he continued to massage and caress her globes of joy, bringing soft moans from her mouth.

“Wah…so big and creamy…” he gasped as he admired the two orbs of heavenly feminine flesh lying so enticingly before his eyes. For those of you who are boob lovers, you will understand what I mean….especially when the milky breasts are big (but not too gigantic until they flip and flop as you knead them), and solidly rounded yet, not saggy. DHairy also prefers light coloured nipples, which should not be too huge like dark preserved prunes when they should be succulent, juicy cherries! This preference stemmed from the fact that big nipples are often due to excessive play by their owners and their loved ones, i.e. partners or infants in the case of women with young children. But when a lady’s nipples remain small and rosy, they not only look appetizingly sexy, they somehow denote that they have not been overused, misused or even abused through kinky sex. The nipples are also excellent indicators of how their owner take care of her body.

In Mdm MILF’s case, her succulent twin peaks do confirm their infrequent use by her husband, who has a “morbid” fetish (which I learnt later) for dark and skinny SYTs. This explains his regular forays to the darker sides of Jakarta, Kampuchea, Haadyai and even Manila for his sexual fixes.
This is probably something I would never understand because no matter how one is used to bonking the same person, sparks could still fly with some sexual creative juices and efforts ….especially when one of the partners is as beautiful as Mdm MILF. But what is Mdm MILF’s hubby’s loss is certainly DirtyHairy’s gain because having sex with her is always so thrilling and cock wrenchingly shiok each time for DH as it has always been so responsive and explosive!

As a lover of the feminine form, I could spend an entire night just admiring, kissing and sucking on beautiful tits. But alas we often cave in as our “little brother’ would be too impatient as it tries to gain entry at the slightest opportunity. This explains why foreplays tend to be short as Big head gives in to Small head. And unlike today’s young “up studs” who could score with the ladies in ONS even at funerals (yes, it’s true…some I hear are so cool that immediately after the funeral, they hook up and return to continue at Lavender where bodies of the dead cold and blistering hot can be found. Of course, DHairy had no such luck nor such scoring prowess, which also explains why he enjoys a good, lingering but solid bonk.

This means, the full course of fore play before intercourse --- unless of course the time and place demand that he consummates the fuck fast --- or he could end up with no bonking like he once suffered when half way through his 30-minute of vagina worship involving kissing, licking and sucking until his former girlfriend was almost on the verge of cumming --- when they were interrupted suddenly by her brother who returned home unexpectedly.


Slowly but surely, DHairy inched lower from her bust to her navel, peppering the way with soft kisses. He licked her inner thighs and purposely left her pussy alone, while his knowing hands caressed one of her heaving breasts. Then as Mdm MILF savoured the sensuous treatment, the old man deftly slipped her knickers from her groin. There was no protest. In fact, she helped in the removal process by lifting her fair buttocks for DHairy to pull the last remaining clothes off her body.

“Good God, you’ are beautiful…your lips are red and nicely shaped,” exclaimed DHairy as he took a good look at her vagina, which was now glistened in her womanly juices. In his years of sexual encounters, our LauTiko has had his fair share of seeing naked pussies but Mdm MILF has indeed one of the prettiest if not the best looking cunt. Unlike some that can even frighten the daylight out of even the bravest SAF commando back into the foxhole, Mdm MILF’s small, dainty pussy with their neatly trimmed public hair and well shaped cuntal lips was enticingly welcoming.
It seemed to have a life of its own to beckon the onlooker to smother it with loving kisses.

Which was what DHairy was about to do…as he ntoiced her fresh abalone staring up at him oh...so seductively.

(To be continued….)

[SammyNewbie]

Welcome back Mr Roti!

I am still reading here =)

[studdyme]

camping for more!

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bros SammyNewbie and studdyme,
Thank you for reading my story
now that I have some spare time in between my selling roti
I will continue to share the sexy tales of DirtyHairy:D

[dirtyhairy]

(Continuing ….Segment 8: “Good God, you’ are beautiful…your lips are red and nicely shaped,” exclaimed DHairy as he took a good look at her vagina, which was now glistened in her womanly juices. …. It seemed to have a life of its own to beckon the onlooker to smother it with loving kisses. Which was what DHairy was about to do…as he sees a fresh abalone staring so seductively at him.


As many of us MILF fockers otherwise better described as “mother fuckers” should know, nothing beats a nice looking pussy when it comes to cunninglingus, which (in case those of you don’t know already) is actually derived from two Latin words, “cunnis” which means vagina, and “lingus” which means to lick. Put both words together, and viola, it means to lick pussy.

DirtyHairy believes giving cunninglingus to a woman is mandatory if great sex is to be enjoyed. Because not only will the vagina be well prepared for the eventual intercourse, the woman would have been sufficiently aroused to delirium without the guy worrying about coming too soon especially when he’s screwing a fantastic woman, who’s beautiful and responsive.

Although there are women who are perhaps shyful and declined to have their pussies licked, not all pussies are always suitable for cunninglingus though. In DHairy’s experience, a darkish vagina with a clitoris the size of a dehydrating banana leaf (ok, I exaggerate la) enveloped by large cuntal lips with forested tendrils of public hair, is a definite put off.

But there’s still hope for such vagina owners with some creativity. And should he encounter such “ugly cunts” (which thankfully was rare as most his ladies did take care of themselves) DHairy is innovative enough to ensure a good game. As it’s only natural for his roti business, the all-time local favourite kaya or even cherry jam is always available. So after trimming the overgrown pussy hair with his handy pair of mini scissors which he always carries in his key chain (now the younger reader know why the Ah Peks have such huge bunch of keys) DHairy would put a generous portion of kaya or cherry jam on his tongue before he proceeded to lick the otherwise not so pretty abalone. It is simple trick…if it does not look good, make it taste good, and nature would take over. To the uninitiated, this kaya stunt is even more enjoyable on good looking pussies…I suggest the reader go try it sometime….and help boost my kaya sales too!

Back to Mdm MILF… as DHairy gazed at her prized pussy which his dick has been dying to have a good entry, he found hers to be really good looking. Despite being a mother of two, she was blessed with a rather small sized vagina. The pussy lips are slim surrounded by neatly trimmed pubics. They still look pinkish while the slightly protruding “Mother of All Female organs” --- the clitoris --- looks like the mouth-watering flesh of a freshly harvested cockle, all reddened and juicy. Now who could resist such a sight?

With relish, DHairy plastered his greedy mouth full onmto her vulva, while he gently spread the handsome pussy lips apart. He kissed on the clitoris, slowly and licked on it, flicking it so carefully, and twirled his tongue around it. As he sucked at it and then over the entire pussy, he could hear Mdm MILF’s moans, which became louder and louder.

“Ahhh….ummmph…..ooooohhhhhh, “ she squealed as DHairy continued to slave over her juicy pussy. Next, he could feel her bottom gyrating as she tried to move in tandem with the old man’s hardworking tongue.
As DHairy sucked and tongue-fucked deeper into her by now engorged cunt, the juices flowed, flooding our man’s orally. As he took a snappy breather to wipe the heavenly liquid from his mouth, his other hand went to work by gently stroking her swollen pussy.

Unlike those who enjoyed fingering their women, DHairy prefers to get them high using his prick. He is also concerned that such fingering may cause untoward injury because at the height of ecstasy, vigorous digging may be hurtful ---- just as it happened once to a former old flame whom he had not only fingered but fisted. As both were in their heated passion, DHairy had managed to put his entire fist into her vagina while his index, middle and ring fingers, went to work inside her titillating her until she cummed. But a week later, she had to be treated for a slight tear in her grotto, which till today, DHairy has not forgiven himself for his carelessness. So thus no more fingering.

Sensing that Mdm MILF was almost cumming, DHairy stopped his massaging and resumed his licking of her vulva. More juices flowed. Here’s when fitness helped because in the throes of passion, unless one has a fairly good stamina, one could easily be breathless while performing cunninglingus especially when her two thighs are clamped on your face as her hands pressed your head harder onto her pussy. A near climaxing woman is at her strongest because she could muster enough strength to smother you as she reaches orgasm.

With his hair pulled by her two hands and his face almost smothered by her smooth thighs, DHairy knew she was about to cum …and decided to let her achieve it. He sucked and licked at her vagina, the lips and her clitoris non stop….twirling, swirling, flicking, nibbling …upwards downwards and even zig zags as he toiled feverishly to bring her to the hilt.

As DHairy felt several strands of hair uprooted from his scalp and as his breathing became even harder due to her clamping thighs, Mdm MILF burst out: “Aiyeeeeeeeeeeee….I am cumming, I am cumming….” As she thrashed about like a live prawn being grilled on open fire.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh” she shrieked out again and again her ecstasy as she reached her orgasm……


It was a wonderful sight….now it's time for DirtyHairy to let his little Brother enjoy that immaculate pussy.....;)

(To be continued)

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Glorious DirtyHairy ...... Applause, Sir! :D

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[dirtyhairy]

(Continuing… Segment 9: As DHairy felt several strands of hair being uprooted from his scalp and as his breathing became even harder due to her clamping thighs, Mdm MILF burst out: “Aiyeeeeeeeeeeee….I am cumming, I am cumming….” as she thrashed about like a live prawn being grilled on open fire. .. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh… ooooohhhhhh...” she shrieked out again and again her ecstasy as she reached her orgasm…It was a wonderful sight…now it's time for DirtyHairy to let his little Brother enjoy that immaculate pussy…)


Unless you are like Mother Teresa, the late selfless nun or today’s living Pope Francis who showed the world what an exemplary Catholic he is when he eschewed worldliness for holiness by discarding Papal protocol when he embraced ordinary people in the streets during his ascension as the new Pope, most if not all of us are egoistic because we want to feel good and enjoy that “feel important” factor.

This probably explains why the rich must have supercars (even when most are bad drivers…ok the sour grapes in my stomach just have to release some envious gas),or why hip charismatic priests sporting the latest hairdos cannot live in their mega church quarters but must instead choose to bask in expensive bungalows elsewhere, or Buddhist monks who ignore their vows by enriching themselves as they indulge in luxury instead of simplicity.

Since the early cave man first enjoyed his virgin fuck with a woman after knocking her out cold with a rock and not his cock, man’s ego had been further boosted after he realized that he was the smartest living creature on earth.

For ordinary fuckers like DirtyHairy, a simple yet great ego booster is already achieved if we can manage to make our lovers cum. Unlike other feel good activities, sex is by far the most convenient yet most satisfying. For those who have managed to make their partners achieve orgasm, you will agree that the joy of watching her/him cumming is as scintillating as it is superb when we have our own orgasm. And to cum together, wow it’s just too exquisite.

To DHairy, watching his partner grimacing, not in pain but in sheer pleasure, is a sight of lust to behold. First you will notice her flared nostrils as her breathing became heavier, then soft moans emitting from her mouth as crevices started to form on her forehead while her groin bucked up and down from the sheer titillating sensations which your prick is causing inside her wet pussy.

For ladies who are less shyful, they may even scream out their pleasure as they held onto their partners tightly in an almost forceful embrace. Apart from losing more strands of hair from the unconscious tugging as they climax, you will also experience your tongue being sucked so passionately until you can still feel the lingering tongue-ache days later. Such is the JOY of great sex. And what an ego booster too.

Although DHairy is fortunate to enjoy a few good lovers, none however came close to Mdm MILF. Blessed with natural good looks and a satanic body, she’s the epitome or God’s gift to sex addicts such as our horny old fucker DirtyHairy. Responsive and wild in bed, she gives as much as she receives.

Perhaps the special bonding of two lovers makes it so magnificent for both of us as we seem to know each other’s desires in our love-making so much so that we would enjoy each other’s bodies to the utmost until we end up climaxing together! In fact, as I type this, my mind meanders back to yet another “stolen” fucking session which I had with her only three nights go. Until her return from Tai Chung last week, both of us had missed our love making for several painful weeks, and when her call finally came, I had sneaked into her apartment for that much needed bonk. Although it was a quickie as we were afraid of nosey neighbours and family members who could return unexpectedly, it was another great bonking session for both of us….I could still smell the light perfume of her gorgeous body and her cunt juices on my pubic….Oh how I wish I could screw her again soon…well, may be I’ll write that story later…

Now back to my “virgin” fuck with Mdm MILF… After my unexpected success in stripping her naked, which led to my performing a most wonderful bout of cunninglingus on her, during which I had made her cummed, I was all poised to let little DHairy below taste that succulent pussy of hers. Fortunately for me, I was still able to control myself and had not succumbed prematurely in my eagerness to fuck her. This is something DHairy’s proud of because despite his horniness and “pent up” lust, he was able to will himself and to resist from screwing her immediately.

Yes, fuck her he must but it would have to be done at such a pace that both he and Mdm MILF would enjoy, something like a romantic sex movie instead of a “wham bam” porn flick. In our DirtyHairy’s own storyboard, his script will have two lovers getting ready to screw, slowly at first …then as the passion heats up, they begin to fuck faster and faster until both of them reach the zenith when they behave as if they have been transformed into two wild animals fucking each other hard and furious.

For the run up to his finale with Mdm MILF, DirtyHairy had as usual placed his cock strategically at the entrance of her vagina, which had by now become so juicily swollen in a pinkish glow after his cum-inducing titillations done moments ago. She had expected him to shove his prick inside her, but DHairy instead rubbed the entire length of his phallus up and down the entrance of her pussy. He used his dick’s head to slide on the vagina lips, which had become even more gooey and slippery from the DHairy’s continuous movements.

“Please…please put it in….I cannot stand it anymore…”Mdm MILF cried as she reached out for my cock.

I kissed her lips and whispered, “ Darling…let me play with them a little more because your pussy lips feel and look so good,” as I continued to torture her cuntal lips with the knob of my cock, sliding up and down again and again… Experience also told me that women loved to hear sexy words and superlatives about them during love making. Depending on your partner, some may even crave for obscenity but for DHairy, he preferred to lace his fuck speak with sexy praises and fucking phrases which have always helped to make his partners even hornier.

As Mdm MILF is a woman at her prime, the effects of both physical and verbal titillations always have a tremendous impact on her sexily. Under our lautiko’s endless cock teasing, her pouty pussy lips gaped even wider as the oyster of Man’s greatest pleasure seeks desperately for sexual fulfillment. Still, DHairy remained cool and calculative as he still would not penetrate her yet. Years of experience have taught him to be patient if he wants a stupendous fuck. The result would be so good that it’s certainly worthy of the wait.

Indeed, due to DirtyHairy’s continuous and relentless tortuous journey of cock tease on her pussy lips, Mdm MILF was reduced to almost nymphomaniac-like as she next used two hands instead of one to grab at his dick. “Please… put it in….ammmmmphhh… dont torture me …,” she pleaded.

It was time to enter her. And as she grabbed hold of my prick in both hands, I let her guided it in. I could feel the cuntal lips part as my cock entered her pussy, only to be clasped tightly again by her cuntal sinews. Those of you who have enjoyed fucking, you will know the so shiok sensation of entering a woman’s vagina. It’s so nice…you feel like dying yet you feel so much alive and good.


As I penetrated her, I looked into her pretty face, which is now almost contorted in sheer lust as she heaved her hips to meet my plunges. I sawed in slowly and deep, first in gentle strokes…only to alternate with powerful thrusts deeper into her bowels.

“Ooooh…Arggh…You are so deep…I can feel it in my guts,” she cooed and wailed as I again pounded her harder onto the sofa. After knowing that she can take more of deep fucking, I placed both her thighs on my shoulders as I screwed into her harder, as if my target was to reach the end of her cuntal walls. “Ooohhhh…mmmmmphhh” she shrieked louder, as she grabbed my face to kiss me deeper, sucking at my tongue.

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I quickened my pace as I continued to pound her mercilessly with my cock. The pleasure was building up even higher as I could feel her pussy tightening on my knob as she kissed me on my mouth and face in between her biting at my shoulder as she tried to stifle her screams. I knew she was about to cum.

But greedy DirtyHairy wanted to have a longer fuck…therefore cumming now would spoil the plot. So, he changed his pace, and instead of hard deep penetrations, he slowed down as he withdrew so ever teasingly his cock out of her wet pussy, only to shove it in again steadily to the hilt. The see-sawing sensation was also exquisitely delicious, and this time it was DHairy’s turn to plant kisses and nibbles on the great body under him. He ran his tongue on the nipples but only sucked at the fleshy lower part of the boobs because as a considerate lover, he realised that hard sucking of nipples are not fair to the ladies as such violent nipple actions would result in them growing darker and enlarged.

He peered into her pretty face and kissed her nose, eyes and ears, whispering sweet nothings as he ploughed into her pleasure giving pussy. The repeated sawing of cock into cunt was so heavenly delicious he could feel Mdm MILF’s cuntal muscles clamping up again as she murmured: “Darling, I think I cannot hold on anymore….I think I am cumming…”, as her gyrating hips heaved even wilder against mine. I knew she was on the verge…I felt it was time too….

Again, without letting off even a tempo of our thrustings into each other, we fucked like two wild animals, hugging so tightly and kissing each other forcefully, the climax was about to cum!

“Ooooohhhh….mmmmmmmmph…..faster, harder, fuck me,” Mdm MILF screamed as she screwed herself to be impaled even deeper by my cock. I reciprocated by accelerating my strokes as I pounded into her even more furiously.

Next, she yelled out her pleasure before she plastered her mouth to mine as she sucked at my tongue as she cummed….followed by my grunts as I came too shooting my months of unspent DH sperm deep into her bowels. As we continued kissing…I could feel her body shudder and quiver as the aftermath of a splendid orgasm took over.

Suddenly, her mobile phone on the coffee table next to us rang and we were both startled.
As she answered it, I could hear a man’s voice on the other end telling her that he was on the way up with a housing agent to the flat.

“It’s my husband, he’s here already…Quick, get dressed,” Mdm MILF said. DirtyHairy panicked as he hastily put on his clothes. There was no time to exit from the apartment without being spotted as it was the last corner unit.

It looks like the game’s up for DirtyHairy or…:eek:

(to be continued….)

[dirtyhairy]

(Continuing ….Segment 10: “It’s my husband, he’s here already…Quick, get dressed,” Mdm MILF said. DirtyHairy panicked as he hastily put on his clothes. There was no time to exit from the apartment without being spotted as it was the last corner unit….It looks like the game’s up for DirtyHairy or…


What I like about women with a tertiary education is that they not only can think faster on their feet, they are also capable of making quick decisions as well. Perhaps because of their extended learning opportunities, such women do control tricky situations well.

But this is not to say that those without formal education are incapable but it’s just my personal opinion of how smart such amply qualified women can be. Of course, there are clever ones who are schemers and also a huge pain in a good man’s hind especially when they are bossy and are “bitchy” too.

Finding such women who are angels in public and are devils in the pubic is like finding needles in haystacks. Thankfully for DirtyHairy, Mdm MILF comes close to being such a shining example of a good needle although it’s me who does the poking.

Perhaps due to DHairy’s belief in all things good, Mdm MILF is possibly a God sent as far as great sex and relationship go. Unlike all the women (alas but only a few) that DHairy’s little brother has had the joy of savouring, she’s different as she is honest, straight forward as she is unpretentious in her reciprocity to care and share as our relationship developed --- first as a ONS, then as fuck buddies.

Besides being sharp of mind and sexy, she exudes a sophisticated air of humility that some people have mistaken her to be a simpleton to be bullied. This is probably the reason why her husband does not take her seriously as he reckons she’s but only a beauty without brains, one who could be duped easily. This explains his often indiscriminate and wild flings with SYTs, even dating them out openly without the least of concern for her feelings.

Yet unknown to him, she had long planned her revenge with several of her own schemes. Luring DirtyHairy to her untenanted pad was however not part of schemes although it was much due to luck and sheer chance that DirtyHairy managed to score with our Mdm MILF. His chance meeting was also at a time when our lady was feeling at her worst due to her husband’s incessant sexploits with SYTs including his young office staff.

DirtyHairy must consider himself extremely lucky to have scored when she was at her horny worst. And his bonking spree with the lady should have expired long ago yet he has continued to be her only fuck buddy ---- thanks so much to his good manners and considerate behaviour which have somehow charmed her immensely.

So back to the situation at Mdm MILF’s flat….

As DirtyHairy panicked momentarily upon hearing that Mdm MILF’s husband was on his way to the apartment where they had just ended an insanely wild and passionate bout of love making, the lady had remained calm and collected as she thought of a way out of the volatile situation.

And in a flash, our quick-witted Lady led DHairy by the hand to the store-room. As she handed him back his own pair of shoes (which I had forgotten completely) so as to rid of any tell-tale signs that a man had been to the flat, Mdm MILF said: ”Stay inside and keep quiet…I will lock the door so that no one would enter... Once it is clear, I’ll return for you,” she said as she kissed him on the cheek and locked the door behind her as she went to answer the front door.

As DirtyHairy waited anxiously in apprehension inside the locked room, perspiring heavily from the closed premises and also from the possibility of being discovered for screwing another man’s wife, he heard the front door being opened.

A man’s voice rang out in a smattering of Minanghua and Mandarin, which DHairy presumed to be that of Mdm MILF's husband. “Why are you here? I thought you said you would be at the Club doing Karaoke with those boisterous friends of yours…..” DirtyHairy could hear him say as he continued in Hokkien but with a heavily accented Taiwanese twang.

“I have a bad throat and I did not feel like singing, so I came here instead,” Mdm MILF replied, adding, “Why are you having another property agent again? I thought we already have four which should be more than enough to market just one rental unit?” she asked.

“I think the more we have, the merrier since Suzy…here --- come, let me introduce you to her --- is a friend, I thought it would be good for her to help us find tenants too,” he said. Of course, as Mdm MILF confided in me later, Suzy, an Indonesian PR and housing agent is her husband’s latest SYT squeeze…who is the fourth in six months.

“In case you don’t know, Suzy has already found several tenants who are Indonesian students for us, and we need you to come with us to the airport to meet one of the students and her parents. They are on transit to London tonight, and wanted to meet the landlady before signing the contract,” he said so full of pride for Suzy.

With that, I could hear movements when suddenly, Mdm MILF’s husband spoke again, but this time, his voice raised several decibels higher : ”Why are there two empty wine glasses on the table? Has anyone been here? I heard him queried suspiciously.

On hearing this, my heart sank as my bloody old machine thumped so loudly that I had to use my palm to cover my chest just in case it became too loud until it could be heard! As my heart pounded wildly, my prick grounded until it became softer than jelly, retreating deep into the folds of my “Y” Jockey briefs as if in regret that my new-found lay in Mdm MILF would now be gone forever and with me likely to end in dire consequences too.

“Yes, Helen was here, and she left after several glasses of the peach wine you brought from Tai Chung” she answered, oh so confidently.

Indeed “Helen’s” lipstick marks are on the glasses. I supposed her husband must have seen the stains on both glasses to be convinced without probing further as he seemed pacified because he bought her story, and did not ask further. It illustrated Mdm MILF’s fast thinking because (as she told me later) it would have been too late to wash the two wine glasses, and it would have been disastrous for her to remove them without being discovered. Yet she had the presence of mind to add her own lipstick marks on both glasses to give the impression that the wine sippers were two women. How smart. And Phew what a close shave!

All of three of them then left the apartment, closing the front heavy wooden door behind them. I heaved a sigh of relief. But I was still stuck inside. There’s no way out for me without any outside help!!

As I began to worry, I heard the front door being opened again several minutes later which however felt like it was one full day. That was how tortuous it had felt then. I could see the lock to the store-room’s door being picked. Next, I saw Mdm MILF standing alone as it opened. She told me that she had returned on the pretext of collecting her second cell-phone, which she had left in the store-room. As her husband waited downstairs with his SYT, she returned to “release” me. Oh again how smart.

I was so appreciative of her and was so mesmerized that I hugged her and planted a full kiss on her mouth. She could sense the urge in my loins and cooed:” Naughty man, here…you take my keys, lock up and leave after our cars are out of the car park. I’ll call you to pick up the keys,” she said as she pecked me on the cheek before she walked to the lift to join her husband and the SYT property agent downstairs.

As I starred at the pair of sexy buttocks sashaying out of sight, “Wow…what a tight pair of butts…and how seductive they look…,” thought DH as his dirty old mind went back to those fucking moments when he had screwed that mouth-watering yet tight pussy of hers. Yes, it was such a wonderful fuck that our LauTiko was already salivating as he recalled how his cock was milked dry by an almost deprived cunt.

“I must fuck her again…and soon,” he muttered to himself as he walked out of the apartment to return to his roti van…:p

(To be continued...)