Confession of a LauSerLang, who almost dies before and after a superb bonk

[dirtyhairy]

Yo all,
It is been ages since DirtyHairy aka Lau Baby last wrote a juicy FR. But he felt like writing today because of last night's harrowing experience which almost caused this horny old fucker a heart attack but what a wonderfully delicious sperm-wrenching tryst with a MILF it turned out to be in the end.

It all started after LauSerLang DHairy received his "all clear" call to visit his MILF lover at her home because her business husband had gone to JB for the night, apparently for business but more likely to meet his mistress.

But who cares so long as there's a chance for DHairy to savour the exquisite caress of a snugged and milky pussy, and especially from a MILF who has a body to die for, pretty of face and a demeanor full of grace. Yes, it's almost like a God send.

So when the call came to meet her, this old horny fucker was already fully aroused. With his hardened pecker so painfully trying to contain itself from sticking its head out of the Y opening of his Jockey briefs, DHairy, who still trains his 69-year old pecker daily by hanging his wet towel on it in the bathroom, immediately ignored his dinner last night. Instead, he drove his roti van to the middle-class neighbourhood to meet the curvy and sexy Mdm MILF.

Driving a delivery van is always handy when it comes to illicit activities. This is because the van is most useful as it does not attract attention, good for a "quickie" when all hotel rooms are taken, or as a masquerade against nosey neighbours.


So when DHairy arrived at the quiet neighbourhood at 8pm last night, the street was well lighted but deserted except for a couple of Pinoy maids walking the dogs. When this old man stopped his van, it even attracted one of them to ask to buy a loaf. But DHairy's mind was focused on the piece of succulent meat pie awaiting him in one of the three-storey, semi-detached houses then to want to pack his meat loaf for Pinoy Miss Gonzales.

" Pa u manhin... Ubos na or sorry ...all sold out", DHairy told the maids who were surprised at oldman's linguistic prowess in Tagalog although that's almost all he could say which he uses for his daily sales of his roti.

With that, DHairy grabbed his paper bag of French loaves, curry puffs and Samosas for our lady in waiting, and walked to the house that was soon to be the place providing him with several hours of hot sex.

On arrival at the gate, this old man was pleased to find the gate unlatched.
"Hmm she's as horny as ever...cannot wait for me to enter," the salivating thoughts came to mind. And as DHairy closed the gate behind him, looking up to the front door of the house, he could not miss seeing the shapely silhouette of his prize catch behind the curtains.

She: "Wow, you are fast. How did you arrive so fast...I hope you did not beat any traffic lights. No point getting into accidents which would mean no screwing if you get hurt!"

DHairy, whose prick was now rock hard and he could feel a slight dampness in his Jockey Y, because of her tease and seeing her body, replied:"I happened to be nearby, so when I got your message I just drove faster...that's all. It's also the time when the cops are out at dinner...so ok...no probs."

She welcomed him into the house, with a warm embrace...followed by a slow, lingering french kiss...her lively tongue snaking around this horny old man. This is what I love about my Madam MILF who knows what love making is all about, thought DHairy as he hugged her close to his body, which is still in good shape thanks to his daily roti delivery rounds up and down flights of stairs and around hilly housing estates in the suburbs of Singapore.

Mdm MILF not only enjoys sex but she responds well too and knows how to tease until the recipient goes all goooeey, happy and most importantly sextified.

As DHairy had not seen her for the past 6months, he was like a mad dog in heat, only more!. After the long passionate kiss, during which DHairy could still taste the nice cumin seeds, which he enjoys munching before sex, he moves his head down to the deep cleavage where two heavenly mounts of feminine flesh wait softly before him. Steadily slipping the night dress off her shoulders, he devours the right one with his trained tongue, bringing a soft moan from the lady.

As DHairy inched to the left breast and suckled the hardened pink nipple, she pressed his head ho her chest, almost smothering LauSerLang. But with good sex on both their minds, nothing mattered but just sheer lustful gulps of action.

In a jiffy, her dress was on the floor, as DHairy rained more kisses on the two C cuppers and their succulent berry-like crown jewels. Her moans had by now become lounder...until DHairy had to smoether her mouth with a deep french kiss, whispering to her to tone down lest the neighbours would hear them.

She then signalled DHairy to follow her upstaitrs to the master bedroom. DHairy could see the nice dimmed glow of the peach-pink room as he was led by the hand up the narrow carpeted staircase.

But as he walked up, he looked down behind him and then he froze!

Tugged in one corner of the hall was a CCTV camera. Alamak, Oh my God, Tua Pek Kong, Allah Akbar, Ooom Sai Baba... this time so tua lumpar...our act earlier must have been caught on camera! Mati lah...DHairy's mind sounded the alarm.

"Hold on...Honey....there's CCTV..I think we are caught...your husband...
you will be in trouble!" I exclaimed as I felt my dick suddenly turned traitor by becoming soft as he went to hide among the pleats of the Y Jockey...

As DHairy's heart pounded faster as perspiration oozes from his head, she said: "Oh shit....I forgot.... "


(Sorry... roti delivery... will continue later...

[AvgJoe]

Good job, please continue fast!

[Loveboy30]

Hahaha...DH still driving van around to deliver roti ah ?
Must have up many horny MILF de lah.

Waiting for your further juicy sexploitation story.

[dirtyhairy]

(Continued from: "Hold on...Honey....there's CCTV…I think we are caught...your husband...
you will be in trouble!" I exclaimed as I felt my dick suddenly turned traitor by becoming soft as he went to hide among the pleats of the Y Jockey... As DHairy's heart pounded faster as perspiration oozes from his head, she said: "Oh shit....I forgot.... "

If Heaven hath no fury than a woman scorned, then fear dost reduce to jelly an earthling’s otherwise graphite-like solid john!

And that was what happened to DHairy when he found himself in full view before a CCTV camera as he sauntered up the staircase hand in hand with Mdm MILF towards his lover’s bedroom.

Not even Mdm MILF’s heaving and attractive bosom, which had been the source of joy and improved vision for DHairy over the past two years since both became lovers, was able to perk up LauSerLang’s little boy wonder. It went into deep slumber as fearful worries on the consequences of being caught started to register on our two lovers’ heads. But true to the goodness of a tertiary education, Mdm MILF was steadfastly calm and collected as she had been usually before a classroom full of boisterous college students as she led DH down the steps back to the hall.

She said: “Alamak …so le cheh (troublesome) but relax can?… Let us check the cam/recorder first ok and see if we can erase it?” As we went towards the store room next to the staircase when the recording machine was housed, we looked at the CCTV camera again, and I thought I saw no red dot flashing which could mean that the recording light was off. Could it be faulty, not switched on etc? I asked her. We certainly hoped so.

After checking the recording machine, both of us heaved a BIG sigh of relief. For some reason, the recorder was at the stop mode, and it was not recording. This meant that DHairy’s worries were unnecessary.

As a result, DH’s treacherous little didi immediately found a sudden new lease of life as he took notice of Mdm MILF’s exposed boobs which looked so beautiful like those which made men drool on Playboy mag’s center pages. Springy despite their size and her age, Mdm MILF, who is 38 years old, is at the zenith of her bonking prime. It was therefore beyond me why her business husband, a Taiwanese who’s more at home in Hokkien than English, would stray outside when he has such a prized trophy at home. I suppose we men are the same, never satisfied with what we have until it’s too late.

However, in DHairy’s case, it is different because he does not get it at home. This is because the missus has lost all appetite for sex after losing her leg in a freak road accident while abroad. Thus explains his external sexual forays to satiate his horny phallus which seems in need of a good penetration exercise every day. Because of this unexplained daily need, DH has to keep his body in good shape in order that both raw desire and flesh can work in sexual harmony together. And so far it has been more than so good. Because if a pussy is not available, the south paw in DH’s left hand does help to facilitate the trick to keep his didi happy.

Now back to the story. Once the fears of being caught on camera were erased, Mdm MILF was quick to notice the bulge in DH’s pants. As she grabbed hold of his “hum sup” dick, she murmured:”Quick get naked, I want it here.

As DH removed his clothes, Mdm MILF went on her knees as she kissed on the mushroom head of DH’s erection. As her expert tongue paid homage to the rigid column of flesh that has brought both lovers bountiful sexual joy for the past two years, DH could not help but gasped appreciatively in utter admiration for the lady who’s been giving him so much pleasure, now squatted before him.

He is indeed one lucky dude to land himself such a beautiful gem. Standing a head shorter than him, Mdm MILF was well stacked. She’s well endowed with a set of firm solid natural tits, capped by berry-like nipples which are still pinkish and not too big that can sometimes be a visual put off. Despite being a mother of two --- both kids are studying abroad --- Mdm MILF has managed to maintain her shape well. To the casual on-looker, she could be easily mistaken for a woman in her late 20s. The phrase an angel face on a devil’s body simply describes he perfectly. Sporting shoulder length hair, she looks years younger than her real age. But the most seductive must be her pussy, which looks so beautiful and small, with a slightly engorged clit that seems to confirm her love for sex.


As Mdm MILF passionately licked and nibbled on my hardened cock, I groaned as I felt the immense pleasure of a tireless mouth bringing sheer pleasure to my didi. Her mouth with the perfect set of pearl white teeth opened wide as she gobbled at my didi, teasing the underside of the corona, her tongue flicking at the folds of now taut redden foreskin. She moved up and down my stiff shaft as she playfully sucked hard at my testicles, alternating one ball to the other while gazing at my eyes. I am sure I would have cummed had I not had enough practice to withhold my orgasm as I brought my mind to the new Pope as I discreetly scolded myself for I had sinned.

But as sudden as she had dropped to the floor to suck at my cock, she stopped abruptly but only to shove her pussy against my rock hard prick. “oooh…the feeling was mind-bogglingly astounding as I felt the cuntal lips gingerly parted as my throbbing phallus slowly ploughed into her moist but tight vagina. Thus began yet another stupendous fuck for us as I found myself plunging hard and then slow but deep into Mdm MILF swollen red hot pussy…


“Ooooh….how nice: she moaned as she embraced me tightly. “Fuck me deeper…harder,” she shrieked. I planted my entire mouth over hers as I tried to smother her moans for fear of being heard by neighbors.



To be continued… (need to rest now to prepare for roti delivery this morning).

[simple2kee]

interesting story, support!

[alan0338]

camp for more...

[cabayasi]

Hi bro DHairy, give me a loaf, I'm camping here.

[luvuass]

Can DH deliver some roti to my campsite

[lasupkia]

Gardenia roti???
Men buy donut. Women buy french loaf.

[bigmannow]

Bro DH, need any help i am available.. jus let me know

[dirtyhairy]

Continued from previous segment 2….)


Although she is a mother of two, Mdm MILF’s sweet pussy never failed to amaze me with its tightness. Perhaps its infrequent use by her husband and her daily exercises on the stationary bike machine must have helped to tighten her cuntal muscles. This probably is the reason why her pussy looks so different and pretty since it is a well-known fact that those who exercise regularly not only feel better but they look better too,

For me, Mdm MILF has been a great screw because every fuck I scored with her had always seemed to be better than the previous one. This could probably explain why both of us were addicted to each other as we would fuck whenever we had a chance.

We would fuck during my roti delivery breaks in a hotel room, inside my roti van, or her Volvo SUV, even on a park bench (when she wears those long and loose skirts during which she would sit astride me, as I entered her under the canopy of the long cool skirt). DHairy reckons those of you horny bros/sis who had done this “skirt-canopy” bonking trick would know exactly what I mean….

For those who have yet to try this screwing stunt…I strongly recommend that you guys go try it the next time when the urge to fuck strikes, and no hotel room is available. Just go to any quiet beach/park and find a bench to do it….but do make sure your partner does not wear pants but a loose skirt long enough to act as a tent of the see-sawing beneath the both of you. And yes…your partner must not moan too loudly…otherwise you may attract not only curious onlookers but the cops as well…and making out in public is a criminal offence if indecency is proven.

But this is where I have an advantage because DHairy is fortunate to have easy access to a variety of bread which comes in handy whenever Mdm MILF gets too hot, and required a bun or a stick of short bread to bite when she gets too carried away by the nice thrusts of my cock, thrusting up and down from the bench into the deep folds of her vagina. The bread would help smother her otherwise loud moans.


Also, to prevent undue attention from other beach combers or visitors if you are doing it in the park, beach or a public garden, it is advisable to find a secluded spot, especially those which are not too popular with families. This means the Botanical Gardens, Gardens by the Bay and even Bishan Park are tricky due to the hordes of visitors. As such, if one must fuck there, the suitable times are late at night especially on week nights. But sometimes the thrill of screwing in public can prove too good to give it up…especially for Mdm MILF who has a cheeky side that sometimes can cause me instant cardiac seizure. Just like the scary but exciting fuck at her home…or doing it on a bench at the beach near the East Coast Park hawker centre. Imagine my fear of being discovered by members of the public who see a shapely woman sitting on a lau tiko on a bench looking at each other…with the woman munching a bun! But Mdm MILF is also one goodness gracious hell of an actress as she would pretend to be enjoying the view should our actions attract passers-by.

There was once when we were deep in heated passion, and I was too engrossed in pleasure enjoying the titillating sensation of her pussy doing wonders to my kukuchiau as I had my eyes closed, Mdm MILF was alert enough to notice a little girl approaching the bench where we were frolicking on. The little girl must have been curious to see a couple seated in such a strange position together, with the woman’s skirt over the man’s legs, and she had walked towards us to have a better look of what we were doing.

But Mdm MILF was really fast and wonderful. She said aloud: “Honey…look at the giant spiders near our bench…I think they are crawling towards us…let me sit on you.” She proceeded to embrace me tighter as if afraid by a bunch of crawlies near us. On hearing that, the little girl made a hasty retreat, running back to her parents nearby and told them to move away as there were spiders on the loose! It was hilarious actually when I heard what Mdm MILF did…but meanwhile her tarantula beneath her skirt continued to attack not with pain but rather with exquisite pleasure, as it clasped greedily onto DHairy’s prick as my cock continued without stopping its burrowing into her furry, soft sinewy grotto. “Oh fuck meeeeee….you’re so delicious….umphhhhhhh….. so good…yyyyyssssssshhhhh….” as I heard myself grunting in between sharp intakes of breathes among my clenched teeth as I tried to fend off the pangs of cumming too early since I always enjoyed prolonged bonks. And so did Mdm MILF who like me, could take me on as we would normally be at each other’s sexual organs for 60 minutes…..And oh how wonderful fucking gives…especially when you do it with someone you love, …and with excitement, good stamina and in total abandonment.


(Sorry will continue later….my 90-year-old mother is calling me to get her dinner)

[oshkosh]

nice story ts!

[diputs1269]

Sexcellent writing style makes me hard keep cumming

[dirtyhairy]

Continues from Segment 3)

A good lover in LauSerLang aka DH’s opinion is one who does not only loves a good fuck but is also one who ensures his partner enjoys it as much as he does. This means a very considerate lover.

DH likes to think that he’s one such considerate fucker because he believes that a great screw can only be achieved if both lovers enjoy themselves to the hilt. This is because if fucking without orgasm is not good sex, this means good sex must culminate in both partners cumming together. While SBF bros may not agree with him, DHairy believes that if he should achieve orgasm before his partner, it means he has been selfish by leaving her behind.

As a horny fucker who has his fair share of fucks, DHairy must confess that his best screws have been those in which he and his partner cummed together at the same time. Imagine the sperm-wrenching sensation as your cock spews the torrents of cum as your partner achieves her orgasm as she grabs you tightly, her body heaving and shivering as if in a traumatic fit. Those of you who have enjoyed and witnessed such a fuck with your partners will know what I mean especially on the exquisite sensation transmitted to both your dick head and also your Big head. And achieving orgasm together is a must for Good Sex. And DHairy believes anyone who is horny enough can do so if they start to be more considerate when it comes to love making with their partners.

Meeting Mdm MILF was a gift from Heaven. Because like DHairy who enjoys sex, this horny heroine of his, is his equal in bed. Not only do they love a good fuck, they are meant for each other as their love making chemistry is so powerfully aligned that as far as DHairy can recall, they always cum together. Such was the strong sexual bond the couple enjoys together that they have become addicted to each other…which could explain DHairy’s retirement from the FL scene. To DH, why pay for Newater quality outside when he can get a Tiger (or Tigress) at home…with his sexy Mdm MILF?

Certainly, DHairy considers himself to be very lucky because how many men his age can still have the good fortune of having a good fuck even with paid sex? And then, your spirit may be eager but the flesh may be weak…and even should Viagra and the like come in handy, there’s no guarantee that the lady would enjoy doing it with Dhairy. So meeting Mdm MILF was DH’s best sex trophy.

I will talk about how he met this lady another time but now back to the Mdm MILF’s private semi-D where both were in heat copulating after the CCTV scare.

Mdm MILF, who had obviously missed our love making over the past six months when she was out station, was impatient to be impaled by DHairy’s hard rod. Even before the pants could drop, the fly was undone as our sex heroine dropped to her knees and fished out DHairy’s average-size Asian dick. Gasping like a fresh garouper caught out of the water, she opened her pretty mouth and started sucking at DHairy’s prick. But it did not require any nursing because like her, this old horny fucker, was already as hard as an old steel pipe except that it was not cold but very hot.

She murmured: “It’s so beautiful…look… I can see the veins along the sides….ooohhh my precious cock…” as she lavished kisses on my prick’s crimson head. Her tongue then flicked on the phallus’ under side…licking at the folds between the foreskin and corona. It was so good. I told her to tease me more there as this was the most sensitive part of my dick.

Mdm MILF gazed at me with her pretty double-lidded eyes, nodded her head as she continued to rain sweet licks and kisses on my didi. Twisting and turning her head as she tried to experiment for the best BBBJ position, she repeatedly sucked and nibbled on the shaft…and occasionally would gently use her pearly white teeth (it cost her $8,000 to have them whitened) to playfully bite on my column of maledom. In between sucking the dick, she would inch down slowly to my testicles …licking and blowing them, especially on hearing my groans, to enhance my pleasure. Oh what a wonderful woman!

On my part, I have been busy too. In between my ecstatic grunts from the joy of my cock being sucked, I have showered kisses on her C-sized tits…teasing their nipples with gentle suckles and soft chews. Years of practice have taught me to be gentle on them so as to prevent the nipples from been enlarged. Large nipples are always a put off for DHairy. As I know Mdm MILF’s weak spots, my tongue twirled and swirled at the nipples, going from left breast to the right. All the time, my hands were equally busy as I gingerly kneaded the bosomy flesh uncovered by my kisses.

The other hand was hard at work too, softly, softly stroking her succulent oyster of a pussy below as I fanned her heated passion to another blazing hot high. But as I have said, good sex demands a good work-out for our sexual organs. This means the cock must enjoy the pussy. The only to do so is to have the cock in the pussy, moving, thrusting, circulating, stirring…constantly servicing until both organs hit the climax. That’s the joy of sex for DHairy and his Mdm MILF.

So instead of cumming by a blow job, I stopped Mdm MILF in between her felatio on me and her thrusting of her pussy to engulf my cock…and I told her to lie on the bed for better comfort. After all, it had been six months of abstinence from sex for both of us….and I wanted to ensure her maximum comfort even in the throes of our passion when I pounded into her juicy pussy.

Despite his age, DHairy does not seem to have enough of sex. He could do it every day if there’s a willing partner. Although he came close to meeting his match in Mdm MILF ---- we had the best time when we screwed ourselves in 5 successive days within a week ---- she’s still after all another man’s wife. Which means there are limitations to her accessibility.

But having Mdm MILF as a lover is the best DHairy has enjoyed in his bonking experience. Not only beautiful and smart, she loves to fuck and be fucked as well, literally.

Following a six-month hiatus when she returned to Tai Chung, Taiwan with her hubby, DHairy was worse off sexually than a depraved gang rapist from the same country that does not respect women, which is also the birth place of Buddha, and where the iconic Mother Theresa had helped so prominently. So when Mdm MILF’s sms message came early this week inviting DHairy to her home, this horny fucker knew he was up for a good solid round of scintillating sex.

After a frightfully heart stopping start when he thought he was caught on CCTV camera that was later found to have been switched off, DHairy had resumed his much awaited love making with Mdm MILF with gusto. Like him, she was equally insatiable that night. As she had confessed to DH later, she had taken the risk of inviting him over for the thrill of fucking another man rather than her husband at home. As no one else save for DHairy and herself who were in the house, it was the perfect setting for sex between the two horny lovers.

Now lying on her king-sized Sealey bed, Mdm MILF immediately resumed to attack Dhairy’s cock again. As DHairy would prefer cumming inside her pussy instead of her oral orifice, he signaled her to stop so that he could screw into her wet throbbing cunt. She smiled and shifted her body for me to enter.

Seductively, Mdm MILF inched her moist pussy towards my cock as she poised for its entry into her vagina. My cock tip then grazed her cuntal lips which brought a loud moan from her mouth. Her half-dazed eyes, peering at me, pleaded when I suddenly stopped at the entrance without shoving fully inside her.

This is yet another trick I have learnt in love making…teasing and tantalizing your partner to the max before the point of no return! I then took out my cock and rubbed the entire length against her cuntal lips…bringing further moans from her as she loved the sensation of my dick gliding along her female gash. The feeling was so good as I could feel her vagina twitching as it became oozingly watery.

“Please don’t tease me…fuck me… fuck me…..” Mdm MILF pleaded. I smiled and without warning, I rammed home…as hard as I could…I shoved my cock all the way in…as deep as I could into her pussy ----- without fear of hurting her as I knew she was well prepared by the wetness of her cunt. In and out, I ploughed myself into her, without stopping a pace. As I screwed into her non stop below, I kissed her face, her mouth, her eyes, her nose and her neck while both hands were massing her full breasts.

I am sure my synchronized onslaught of pleasure-giving actions on her body must have given her immense pleasure because her moans were beginning to sound like screams as she surrendered to the total attacking “sex-combo” taking place outside and inside her body. I plastered my mouth to hers to stifle her screams as I quickened my pace, screwing deep and hard into her.

She reciprocated by embracing me tighter, legs now wider part to allow me even greater access to her love hole. I noticed too her hips gyrating beneath me as she tried to heighten her pleasure from the almost brutal pounding that I was giving her…except that our actions were bouts of joy!

“I can feel you deep inside…more…more… harder…don't stop…Honey I think I cannot make it…I think I gonna cum…..Aiiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” she shrieked as she grabbed my body, including a few strands of hair from my head (this is one of the hazards of love making for men with horny partners as my scalp had lost some more hair due to Mdm MILF's tugging/pulling of my hair at her height of passion).



(To be continued…..sorry dinner time)

[SammyNewbie]

Nice Story... Lol I liked the part where you thought of the pope to stop yourself from coming.