The "SMELL" of a lifetime!

[scorpionnn]

Inspired by a bro in here after having shared my recent experience, and him sharing his, we came up with the idea of why not start this thread. It shoud be fun :D

We have put off the idea for a week or so already, but since am feeling damn horny in office today in this nice and rainy day, I need something to kill off the mood! Haha

Side tracking away from the usual wham, bam, smells and taste damn good thread, I’m sure bros and sis in here would/might have experienced literally a CCB (Chao Chee Bai) or CLJ (Chao Lan Jiao) once or maybe more in your pussy/cock conquest time. You may also include having slept with someone who may have strong body odor, Hong Kong feet, shit smell ass etc... Anything that smells or tastes so bad from your partner that made your cock shrink till your ass or juices totally seeped drier than the Sahara Desert in an instant!

Some samsters may find this thread sick and start taking out their laser guns! But oh well… Who cares! :D To me, this website is about sharing sexual experiences, good and bad. And this thread is by all means not a rant or fuck and complain thread. In fact, I think it will be good to let people know that taking care of your body will increase your sexual experience so much more! Since this is a turn-off thread, I’ll keep the story short and sweet in 1 post! hehe…



I met K, a divorced MILF in her early 30’s via wechat sometime back in June 2013. Started chatting and get to know each other better. Over time, though we have yet to meet up, naturally the chat slowly changed into sexting, up to the extent of exchanging photos and even videos and audios of us while we having our personal time with our privates. Later part, work took a toll and I sort of MIA sometime in January 2014. Back in June or July 2014, we started contacting each other again. It was only till sometime in October than we finally met up in a pub.

First meet up was of nothing much to talk about, had a tower of beer, chat and tease each other a little, that’s it. Time’s up, flagged a cab and headed home. While in cab, we did kiss and French with some light touches of her on my cock from outside my pants and me playing her breasts and nipples from outside her blouse. When stopped Frenching, hand on her thigh and I tickled her pussy once in a while with my pinkie (She was wearing mini-skirt).

Fast forward, second meet up in another local pub, this time round, more daring, did heavier petting and Frenching session, however she mentioned she’s having her menses, so did not go down on her, but just played with her privates from outside her jeans. Pulled down her spaghetti top and bra, licked and sucked her nipples. Her hand went into my pants to play with my cock. Finished our beer and headed home, with more light petting in cab.

Third meet up, that was last Friday! Went back to same pub as the lighting and strategic placing of furniture could offer us alot of privacy in the corner. This time, dressed in spag top, tight mini skirt and black stockings, my fave! After just the first glass of beer, we go into petting mode. One thing led to another, and my hand finally went down under. Started playing with her pubic hairs while necking her and tuning her nipples. She moaned and wanted me to finger her there and then. I obliged, and inserted my middle finger in while doing other necessaries, and she came quickly, in the pub.

Ok bros and sis, I have a habit of smelling my fingers after finger job, as I liked the smell of it (if it smells good), but also as a precaution as I did have bad experience previously.

Putting my finger to my nose… FUCK!!! THAT STENCH!!! If you guys have ever stepped into a toilet during a hot and humid day, that have not been washed for days and the air is filled with the mixed smell of shit and urine… that’s quite near to how it smells like! CCB! Ok, nvm… gives her benefit of doubt, might have been a long day for her, so the smell. Excused myself to the toilet to wash, no hand wash, but luckily, got a bottle of Jif (for washing toilet bowl), squeezed some and washed my hand. Waited for hands to dry and smell my finger again few minutes later, KNN! Smell still there! Bros who have had this experience before will know, that stench is not as easily washed off. It could linger for days. Smoked as much as I can to try cover up the smell. Kissed and petted again, but I avoided going in and down under this time, just outside. We both got super horny and off to hotel we go.

Stepped into room, closed the door and started Frenching. She unzipped me and gave me a blowjob. I didn’t last long (I usually don’t last long in first round… I can sprint many times a night, but not a marathon runner :P) and shot into her mouth. She quickly ran to toilet to spit it out with some soldiers escaping from the side of her mouth. Stripped ourselves bare naked and went off to shower each other.

During showering, things got hot again, with her giving me a quick BJ and me licking her breasts and fingering her abit. This time didn’t smell fingers as we’re in the shower. Turned her around and whacked her in doggie and unloaded another round on her ass. Continued showering, I remembered she smelled bad, in pretense of foreplaying her, I put some liquid soap on my finger and shove it into her pussy. A good 1 minute of “cleaning”, the soap should do the job by now.

Cleaned up, proceeded to bed where we chatted a little while sipping some beer we bought from 7-11. Started touching each other and tongues started fighting again. Kissing her down from ear to neck to breasts, while moving my body into the side 69 position. K gobbled my dick, while am still busy kissing and licking her from thighs up to her pubic area (she’s not shaven) smelled her abit… mmm… the soapy smell… nice… went further south towards hole.

THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!!!!! The moment my tongue went in, the shit and urine smell… no.. STENCH… starts rushing into my nose and throat! It literally hit me like a freight train! I had to turn my head away immediately! And FUCK!!! That CCB aftertaste stuck in my tongue!!! PU KI TIANG!!! I almost vomited right into her CB! (Thinking back, I should just have… Opened up her CB, take in a deep breath to build up the "kick", and vomited right in!!!) Ok… I am definitely not licking her! K asked me why I stopped, I just replied that her BJ made me feel damn good (it was really good) and I wanna fuck her now! Quickly turned myself over and flipped her on top, did cow girl for a while, flipped over to missionary and onto doggie. Wanting to give her a taste of her own medicine, or in this case, her CCB, just when I was about to shoot, I signaled her to BJ me, and shot all into her mouth again.

“Dear, why you taste and smell so funny this time, unlike just now?”
“No idea… maybe the mix smell of your ceebai and you not used to it?”
“Maybe”

(KNN!!!)

After that round, I pretended to check my messages, rushed her to shower and go home saying my wife is waiting and angry already.

Its been almost a week, but I still dare not let my wife BJ me for fear of the smell still there, nor did I dive my wife and each time I got near her privates, the thought of the stench starts coming back.

That was definitely a memorable bonk but of a different kind! And first time, I took 1 whole day to write a post! Having to "calm down" with alomst every paragraph! LOL

[jj_jj]

Not sure if this really works to remove smell, soak your fingers in vinegar for a while..

[eddtan1]

Bro Scorpionnn..

You did it, I was laughing and having that Nauseous building up of saliva feeling till the end of your post.


Will nominate this thread in the 2014 Sammy star award as -
Best Nauseous and Disgusting thread - The "SMELL" of a lifetime!

[scorpionnn]

Not sure if this really works to remove smell, soak your fingers in vinegar for a while..

then the smell on cock leh? soak my cock in vinegar also? hahaha! kidding bro

[scorpionnn]

Will nominate this thread in the 2014 Sammy star award as -
Best Nauseous and Disgusting thread - The "SMELL" of a lifetime!

LOLZ!!! that award sounds so wrong! hahaha

[ojit82]

Hahaha!! Bad experience bro.. !!

[blk437]

How long did that smell stay on yr finger despite using all sorts of soap or fruits or chemical? I remember the longest time that the smell stuck on my finger is 2 days. Even garlic cannot cover the smell.

[mr bond]

Hahaha! Can't stop laughing reading your post ... Up you !

[scorpionnn]

How long did that smell stay on yr finger despite using all sorts of soap or fruits or chemical? I remember the longest time that the smell stuck on my finger is 2 days. Even garlic cannot cover the smell.

I rem mine was 2-3 days too... and when showering, I even "stole" some of my wife's vaginal wash to wash my kuku jiao! haha

share your story leh bro... haha

[scorpionnn]

Hahaha! Can't stop laughing reading your post ... Up you !

haha! thx for support bro... share urs too if u had that 'memorable' experience :D

[bigbrudder]

Just upz you, bro. Bad smell is really a turn-off. :(

[tigerwoody74]

Couldn't stop laughing ....

Ohhh my goodness ....

:p

[eddtan1]

Couldn't stop laughing ....

Ohhh my goodness ....

:p

Did you have that kind of saliva build up in the mouth, Nauseous kind of feeling bro...keke

[Userlim]

OMG LoL I just luff LOL in the office and my administrator turned around and thought I was crazy LoL

Thanks Bro for making my day and coming weekend! Yeahhh!

[tigerwoody74]

Did you have that kind of saliva build up in the mouth, Nauseous kind of feeling bro...keke

Yes bro , I have been drinking yesterday at 1130am. Now hangover, after laughing .... The feel come Liao

Go toilet and throw out some more. !

[Indivisual]

OMG! Certainly brought back memories of the worst kind! Reckon if there is such a word 'derection' instead of erection, it would most certainly be able to describe what happened to me...

Once while chatting with my waxing therapist (another wham bam story which I will relate at a much later time), our conversation veered to e topic of personal hygiene and she was complimenting me on smelling nice (perfume I'm using la, don't let your thoughts wander...), she shared with me how some guys & gals reeked of sweat & urine below, amd the stench can be extremely nauseating, that's why sometimes they wear mask, more as a preventive measure.

Yeah, I agreed, I told her. I added that unsure about the ladies, but for guys, the last drop of urine certainly does not obey Newton's Law of Gravity, unless shaken... and even then, there is still that elusive drop at the tip which must be wiped or washed. Personally, I'm extremely anal about hygiene and whenever I go about doing my business, be it No.1 or No.2, I woild definitely wash, amd if devoid of water, use a wet tissue. I've been known to carry more tissue & wet tissue than my female friends, but have yet to use them to chope seats at the food centre...

Alrighty, back to subject proper, I once had an ons with a local flight attendant (friend of a friend) whilst I was staying overseas, but that's another story. I'll start a separate thread subsequently about the various crew meals I've had (apologies to fellow bros & sis if you're a crew & I offended you, but this is the term, isn't it). I'll relate in details in my other thread, but to cut the long story short, I'm always more of a giver than a taker & love the Aussie Kiss (Down Under), but when my fingers went southbound & lips followed suit, I almost gagged cos she reeked from combination of pee, sweat & the unmistakeble smellmof stinky feet. Suffered an immediate derection, gave an excuse that I accidently bit my tongue & left. Boy did my finger smell nice! Ended up going to Chinatown to buy packed frozen durian to eat & sure enough, the stench got covered.

[eddtan1]

Bro Scorpionnn..

You are damn good at the narration of your experience, am reading your post again..and YES!!!

Am having that saliva building up feeling again.



This will be most nauseous thread of the year.
Will be sharing mine as well...


Am feeling nauseous while writing the experience which I encounter about 10 years back..



Lots of saliva forming in my mouth and the nauseous feeling as I pen this down!!
Thinking about that day, am having that vomiting feeling as well..

O-M-G!!!




The smell seems to be back, filling my nostril with an overwhelming STENCH..

Only once..


And she leaves a deep impression..


So far, I had not encounter complains from my fling / FB / lovers about any unpleasant smell from me..be it body odor, or from my kuku..

I practiced personal hygiene no matter where I am, even if I am unable to have a decent wash of my dick or ass after a visit to the toilet or wherever..will make it a point of at least soak toilet paper or tissues with water to clean up..

I love to taste and smell pussy, be it after shower, with fresh scent or woke up in the morning scent. Even after workout scent, I love it.

Different in smell and taste from pussy to pussy,


But, that incident..

That faithful night, in my new car..
I had phobia to touch another pussy for a month!!!



Ladies, please do not get us wrong. Am not stating there is only CCB.

I have ladies friends complaining about smelly dick.. and hope some Sis would share their experience as well..




Will keep my post as short as possible..

This is the only post which I have to take numerous smoke breaks, the 'smell' keep coming back as I recalled it..


Here goes -

A client of our company, with looks which would send men wanting her.



To summarize, a body, men loves to love and women loves to hate.

Loves to love...
Till THAT STENCH hit me like an express train.. Gan Ni NA..


Cut all the how we met, how we end up in my car part..

I left the office late, met her at her apartment in katong area.
To hand her some document after a project job which was awarded by her..



She was stunning, fresh and radiant..
Dress in a one piece dress, which shows off her long beautiful legs..

There were no plans at all, I was expecting a hi and bye..but she hoped in once I pulled over at the gate.

"Let's drive further down.." She instructed..."I need to discuss another job"

"Orh", was my reply and drove off as she gave out directions..

"Turn left.."
"Turn right.."
"That far corner.."

KNN, must come to such dark place to discuss job mei..
As I park the car, she unbuckled the seat belt and climb over to the rear seat..

Ho Say liao, have to service her good good..

She might award big job, a big account...keke..
Climbed over, I went straight between her legs and starts kissing..pushing my nose deep into her neck, took a deep breath, smells soooo good..

She had her legs around my lower back, grinding her crotch against my hardness..

She was very wild, digging her nails deep into my back while screaming spine chilling moans...




I was worried, I might cum very fast..
Decide to give her some heads, pulling off her panties. I began fingering her clits slowly while pushing my body down slowly..



Kissing her cleavage, sucking her nipples...to be honest, she did smells very feminine and good around her neck and breast area..


But as I finger her..a kind of Stench began to fill up the confined space of my car..she was very wet...
I could feel that she had even wet my right palm...


Her hand went to grip on my dick tightly, sensually caressing the length of my shaft..


But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...


I threw up...away from her..
Not much thou, onto the seat on her left..covering my mouth to prevent anymore sudden burst...



She looked at me with shock..and shout.."What the FUCK!?!?"
Picked up her panties and stormed out of my car..


I was still in a half squat position, my soft dick hanging out of my jeans fly...
With my right hand covering my mouth as her foot steps muted down...



"What had I done"..
"Shit.."..


The worst part is...
I was fingering her with my index and middle fingers...






Of my right hand!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!


Not going into details of how long the Stench stayed in my car, on my face, my fingers..


Have to stop here, am salivate liao...

[tigerwoody74]

But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...



Hohoho....

My my .... I salute u bro !

:D

[FrOsTy-CoLd]

But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...



Hohoho....

My my .... I salute u bro !

:D


Once was more than enough bro.
I might share my experience of The smell from a smelly dick

[eddtan1]

But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...



Hohoho....

My my .... I salute u bro !

:D

Bro, vomiting curry mix with digestive acid can very unplasant de..
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..

[eddtan1]

OMG! Certainly brought back memories of the worst kind!

Were you having the saliva buildup in the mouth feeling, while write this post bro?

:D

[tigerwoody74]

My past experience actually taught me how to be more aware of personal hygiene.

Starting from hair. Must be wash and condition. Facial wash for face , include back of the ear , cleaning of ear and neck. Must be shave properly .if by noon the stub grow need to shave again.

Body shower like DETTOL for body. Armpits , in between fingers , in between toes, butt area , groin area . KU ku B

Wash off with plenty of water. After that apply good body wash like " boss" ...u know those expensive brand. Repeat the step above.

Brushing of teeth is also a must.

After dry up come out inspect finger nails. Cut if necessary, wash hands again.

All pass then Action than can start,

All the above just bcoz .... Lady is a OCD freak !

Haiz !

[tuikboo]

Bro edd great description as always.
Thanks for the laugh. Cheers.

[eddtan1]

Bro edd great description as always.
Thanks for the laugh. Cheers.

I laugh as well while writing and recalling
But on that night is a whole different story bro..

The thought of losing a customer and that KNN smell, gave excuses of unable to pick up my OC / kids / parent for a week..

[bigbrudder]

But as I finger her..a kind of Stench began to fill up the confined space of my car..she was very wet...I could feel that she had even wet my right palm...

But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...

...


Bro, this is really funny in a tragic sort of way. I presume no more big jobs from her after that. :D

[eddtan1]

Bro, this is really funny in a tragic sort of way. I presume no more big jobs from her after that. :D

Yes, we had..


Bigger jobs from her..
But I leave it to my Boss to entertain her..wahahahaha

I have left his company for a good 8 yrs liao, maybe I should ask him out for drinks..and kekekeke.. If he had encounter the 'smell of the third kind'

[scorpionnn]

Just upz you, bro. Bad smell is really a turn-off. :(

haha! thx for support bro!

OMG LoL I just luff LOL in the office and my administrator turned around and thought I was crazy LoL
Thanks Bro for making my day and coming weekend! Yeahhh!
Have a nice smelling weekend ahead too bro! :p

Yes bro , I have been drinking yesterday at 1130am. Now hangover, after laughing .... The feel come Liao
Go toilet and throw out some more. !
Hangover.. no good no good... Read and vomit few times more bro... works better than panadol! lol

OMG! Certainly brought back memories of the worst kind! Reckon if there is such a word 'derection' instead of erection, it would most certainly be able to describe what happened to me...
Thx for sharing bro... You eat durian or you immerse your finger in the durian to work? haha

Bro Scorpionnn..You are damn good at the narration of your experience, am reading your post again..and YES!!!
Bro... poor car... haha... come come.. i treat you somemore curry chicken!

Once was more than enough bro.
I might share my experience of The smell from a smelly dick
Yes sis... pls pls share! :D

[bigbrudder]

Yes, we had..


Bigger jobs from her..
But I leave it to my Boss to entertain her..wahahahaha

I have left his company for a good 8 yrs liao, maybe I should ask him out for drinks..and kekekeke.. If he had encounter the 'smell of the third kind'

Think you should! To stay at the top, sacrifices have to be made. Macam like mouldy cheese, the smell could be an acquired taste?

[eddtan1]

The winner in the 2014 Sammy star award for the..



Best Nauseous and Disgusting thread goes to......



The "SMELL" of a lifetime! By Scorpionnn
:D

[Indivisual]

Were you having the saliva buildup in the mouth feeling, while write this post bro?

:D
Saliva build up? More like stomach churning again lor... doesn't help that I happen to just have half boiled eggs and then snacking on cuttlefish from my JB stash prior to reading the initial post... Anyway, am sure going to keep my cuttlefish away for awhile or donate to my kopitiam or pub kakis...

[Beam]

Brilliantly funny ..

[Robinhood2910]

THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!!!!! The moment my tongue went in, the shit and urine smell… no.. STENCH… starts rushing into my nose and throat! It literally hit me like a freight train! I had to turn my head away immediately! And FUCK!!! That CCB aftertaste stuck in my tongue!!! PU KI TIANG!!! I almost vomited right into her CB!

Bro Scorpionnn, you made my weekend so much better after a whole week of shit pile of work...wahahahahaha

To summarize, a body, men loves to love and women loves to hate.

Loves to love...till THAT STENCH hit me like an express train.. Gan Ni NA..

But as I finger her..a kind of Stench began to fill up the confined space of my car..she was very wet...I could feel that she had even wet my right palm...

But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...


I throwed up...away from her..not much thou, onto the seat on her left..covering my mouth to prevent anymore sudden burst...


I was still in a half squat position, my soft dick hanging out of my jeans fly...with my right hand covering my mouth as her foot steps muted down...


The worst part is...
I was fingering her with my index and middle fingers...

Of my right hand!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!



Bro...keke...you topped up another high for me for the weekend...wahahahaha

Imagine putting Bro Edd with Bro Scorpionnn together...both of you would create havoc

:D

[scorpionnn]

bro robinhood... glad that our posts brighten up your day :D

looking at bro eddtan1's threads and your comments... hmm... i'm sure it should be fun fun fun in a 3p session... hehe

[scorpionnn]

K just text me saying she miss it, but I told her this weekend, my schedule is tight...

On second thought, maybe I should meet her and give her the toothbrush treatment, but with toothpaste this time... kekeke

[eddtan1]

K just text me saying she miss it, but I told her this weekend, my schedule is tight...

On second thought, maybe I should meet her and give her the toothbrush treatment, but with toothpaste this time... kekeke

Hmm..maybe you should bro..
But keep a distant ya...wahahaha



And..

Meet her at least 4 hours after dinner hor..






PS - And no spicy food hor. ;)

[Wilz9188]

Bro scorpionnn, funniest sexual story ever!!went down on my gf last night and this story came back to my mind. I burst out laughing while my gf stared at me confusely...:eek::D

[Indivisual]

K just text me saying she miss it, but I told her this weekend, my schedule is tight...

On second thought, maybe I should meet her and give her the toothbrush treatment, but with toothpaste this time... kekeke
Remember Listerine too!

[eddtan1]

Remember Listerine too!

Keke..just end a session with your Neighbour huh??:D

[Indivisual]

Keke..just end a session with your Neighbour huh??:D
Nope, but meeting her for brekkie later & we'll see how it goes. She's out clubbing & I'm pub hopping. Meeting her thereafter in town & share a cab back together as we're both in town. Will keep you all a-breast of the outcome in my thread...

[blk437]

Yes, we had..


Bigger jobs from her..
But I leave it to my Boss to entertain her..wahahahaha

I have left his company for a good 8 yrs liao, maybe I should ask him out for drinks..and kekekeke.. If he had encounter the 'smell of the third kind'

Sorry Bro, got sample? Wahahahahaha
How to have durian combine with hk feet?

[Summerhillt]

But as I finger her..a kind of Stench began to fill up the confined space of my car..she was very wet...I could feel that she had even wet my right palm...


Her hand went to grip on my dick tightly, sensually caressing the length of my shaft..


But all of a sudden, the combination of durain, smelly feet and machiam dead rat stench hit me hard, and I had the vomiting feeling, massive amount of saliva forming in my mouth, the curry chicken dinner traveled up into my mouth...


I throwed up...away from her..not much thou, onto the seat on her left..covering my mouth to prevent anymore sudden burst...



She looked at me with shock..and shout.."What the FUCK!?!?" Picked up her panties and stormed out of my car..




Hahahha. I know what you mean bro.. when the cb smell suddenly plus the car aircon.. walan jitao bo beh zao.. but didn't expect you to vomit..

HAHAHAHA. Cfm damn paiseh lah..

Anyway bro TS scoripon.. awesome thread you have started here and post.. really shiok shiok writing.. hahha.. you went in the ccb Raw? hahha.. the smell will diao your ku ku jiao quite some time de..

[JJJ8]

TS bro, after I've read ur story I would like to share mine with you.

I noe tis gal from tagged few years back, when we have the first fuck I tot bcoz we both meet up after work n no wash up for her tats y got smell. After tat fuck she becomes my fb. So when the 2nd meet up we when to Hotel n we shower together, then on the bed we , I head south wtf the smell again in my heart was nbccb. So I stop licking her n told her about tat smell.

And the best part is she ask me I tot the smell is normal, wtf I almost faint manz. So from tat day onwards I never lick her but oni finger her. Yes the smell might takes about a day to go away from ur finger.

But I found away to lick her after sometimes, tat is during shower time ask her sit on the toilet bowl cover n run the water down non stop at her pussy. I realize tat there is no smell at all n she feel so shoik too.

U may wish to try I can confirm no smell using tis method to lick her. Remember the water dun stop running till u finish licking.

[Indivisual]

TS bro, after I've read ur story I would like to share mine with you.

I noe tis gal from tagged few years back, when we have the first fuck I tot bcoz we both meet up after work n no wash up for her tats y got smell. After tat fuck she becomes my fb. So when the 2nd meet up we when to Hotel n we shower together, then on the bed we , I head south wtf the smell again in my heart was nbccb. So I stop licking her n told her about tat smell.

And the best part is she ask me I tot the smell is normal, wtf I almost faint manz. So from tat day onwards I never lick her but oni finger her. Yes the smell might takes about a day to go away from ur finger.

But I found away to lick her after sometimes, tat is during shower time ask her sit on the toilet bowl cover n run the water down non stop at her pussy. I realize tat there is no smell at all n she feel so shoik too.

U may wish to try I can confirm no smell using tis method to lick her. Remember the water dun stop running till u finish licking.
Some people uses whipped cream and/chocolate, so just to improvise - if you & her are not afraid of durian smell, apply durian before licking just to make it more kinky? It's a known fact that there is something called CCB but definite not chao liew lian, unless you both detest the fruit ;p

[eddtan1]

Sorry Bro, got sample? Wahahahahaha
How to have durian combine with hk feet?

Kekekeke..
Bro..I try to get sample hor :D


Or I get her contact and you try la..

But that was 10 years back, maybe she had medical help liao, no more CCB...



Or..


Maybe worst..well aged CCB

[eddtan1]

Bro Scorpionnn, you made my weekend so much better after a whole week of shit pile of work...wahahahahaha



Bro...keke...you topped up another high for me for the weekend...wahahahaha

Imagine putting Bro Edd with Bro Scorpionnn together...both of you would create havoc

:D

Bro Robin..did we manage to created the Nauseous and Disgusting feeling while you read our post?


If we did..
YES.. We had created some vomiting feeling havoc...kekekekekeke





But at the end of the day, glad this thread had brought smile or laugther to readers..




Or maybe even the saliva forming in the mouth feeling...:D

[eddtan1]

Let's vote this thread as the -

The Best Nauseous and Disgusting Thread in 2014


http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=495561

[scorpionnn]

Bro scorpionnn, funniest sexual story ever!!went down on my gf last night and this story came back to my mind. I burst out laughing while my gf stared at me confusely...:eek::D

oh no bro... did u explain to her? lol

[scorpionnn]

Sorry Bro, got sample? Wahahahahaha
How to have durian combine with hk feet?

brrooo... u seriously want a sample???

[scorpionnn]

Anyway bro TS scoripon.. awesome thread you have started here and post.. really shiok shiok writing.. hahha.. you went in the ccb Raw? hahha.. the smell will diao your ku ku jiao quite some time de..

it does seem hilarious now, but at that point of time its more like :eek:!!! haha

yea bro... did her raw... both of us were pretty "inactive" for whole year except me with CO, so didn't occur to me to get condom at that point... and i swear, i thought i caught a glimpse of the stench for next few days each time i unzip to pee!

[eddtan1]

and i swear, i thought i caught a glimpse of the stench for next few days each time i unzip to pee!

Bro, I feel you..hainz




Kekekkeekekekeke:D

[scorpionnn]

But I found away to lick her after sometimes, tat is during shower time ask her sit on the toilet bowl cover n run the water down non stop at her pussy. I realize tat there is no smell at all n she feel so shoik too.

U may wish to try I can confirm no smell using tis method to lick her. Remember the water dun stop running till u finish licking.

bro! u fierce lah... still can maintain her as fb... i can't leh... on side note, why not ask ur fb start using feminine wash? if still don't work, bring her see gynae...

thx for ur suggestion but i think i rather skip... lol

[scorpionnn]

Some people uses whipped cream and/chocolate, so just to improvise - if you & her are not afraid of durian smell, apply durian before licking just to make it more kinky? It's a known fact that there is something called CCB but definite not chao liew lian, unless you both detest the fruit ;p

bro... shove the whole fruit into her har? haha... cause i doubt whip cream and chocolate "power" enough...

[scorpionnn]

Kekekeke..
Bro..I try to get sample hor :D


Or I get her contact and you try la..

But that was 10 years back, maybe she had medical help liao, no more CCB...



Or..


Maybe worst..well aged CCB

bro... if u did get the sample, remember to put it in plastic bag and "tarik" - glue sniffing style!!! wahaahhaha

[hungryghost4]

I LOLed over the vomiting...must have been real bad...

On a more serious note, smelly cbs usually indicate a high bacteria count or possible STD.

Good to get your FBs to see a gynae and take a test.

Some references :

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Womens-Health/Vaginal-Odour/show/27370

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121014223258AAhNa4L

[scorpionnn]

I LOLed over the vomiting...must have been real bad...

On a more serious note, smelly cbs usually indicate a high bacteria count or possible STD.

Good to get your FBs to see a gynae and take a test.

Some references :

http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Womens-Health/Vaginal-Odour/show/27370

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121014223258AAhNa4L

You have no idea how bad it is bro, until you've been there done that! haha