The "SMELL" of a lifetime!

[scorpionnn]

Inspired by a bro in here after having shared my recent experience, and him sharing his, we came up with the idea of why not start this thread. It shoud be fun

We have put off the idea for a week or so already, but since am feeling damn horny in office today in this nice and rainy day, I need something to kill off the mood! Haha

Side tracking away from the usual wham, bam, smells and taste damn good thread, I’m sure bros and sis in here would/might have experienced literally a CCB (Chao Chee Bai) or CLJ (Chao Lan Jiao) once or maybe more in your pussy/cock conquest time. You may also include having slept with someone who may have strong body odor, Hong Kong feet, shit smell ass etc... Anything that smells or tastes so bad from your partner that made your cock shrink till your ass or juices totally seeped drier than the Sahara Desert in an instant!

Some samsters may find this thread sick and start taking out their laser guns! But oh well… Who cares! To me, this website is about sharing sexual experiences, good and bad. And this thread is by all means not a rant or fuck and complain thread. In fact, I think it will be good to let people know that taking care of your body will increase your sexual experience so much more! Since this is a turn-off thread, I’ll keep the story short and sweet in 1 post! hehe…



I met K, a divorced MILF in her early 30’s via wechat sometime back in June 2013. Started chatting and get to know each other better. Over time, though we have yet to meet up, naturally the chat slowly changed into sexting, up to the extent of exchanging photos and even videos and audios of us while we having our personal time with our privates. Later part, work took a toll and I sort of MIA sometime in January 2014. Back in June or July 2014, we started contacting each other again. It was only till sometime in October than we finally met up in a pub.

First meet up was of nothing much to talk about, had a tower of beer, chat and tease each other a little, that’s it. Time’s up, flagged a cab and headed home. While in cab, we did kiss and French with some light touches of her on my cock from outside my pants and me playing her breasts and nipples from outside her blouse. When stopped Frenching, hand on her thigh and I tickled her pussy once in a while with my pinkie (She was wearing mini-skirt).

Fast forward, second meet up in another local pub, this time round, more daring, did heavier petting and Frenching session, however she mentioned she’s having her menses, so did not go down on her, but just played with her privates from outside her jeans. Pulled down her spaghetti top and bra, licked and sucked her nipples. Her hand went into my pants to play with my cock. Finished our beer and headed home, with more light petting in cab.

Third meet up, that was last Friday! Went back to same pub as the lighting and strategic placing of furniture could offer us alot of privacy in the corner. This time, dressed in spag top, tight mini skirt and black stockings, my fave! After just the first glass of beer, we go into petting mode. One thing led to another, and my hand finally went down under. Started playing with her pubic hairs while necking her and tuning her nipples. She moaned and wanted me to finger her there and then. I obliged, and inserted my middle finger in while doing other necessaries, and she came quickly, in the pub.

Ok bros and sis, I have a habit of smelling my fingers after finger job, as I liked the smell of it (if it smells good), but also as a precaution as I did have bad experience previously.

Putting my finger to my nose… FUCK!!! THAT STENCH!!! If you guys have ever stepped into a toilet during a hot and humid day, that have not been washed for days and the air is filled with the mixed smell of shit and urine… that’s quite near to how it smells like! CCB! Ok, nvm… gives her benefit of doubt, might have been a long day for her, so the smell. Excused myself to the toilet to wash, no hand wash, but luckily, got a bottle of Jif (for washing toilet bowl), squeezed some and washed my hand. Waited for hands to dry and smell my finger again few minutes later, KNN! Smell still there! Bros who have had this experience before will know, that stench is not as easily washed off. It could linger for days. Smoked as much as I can to try cover up the smell. Kissed and petted again, but I avoided going in and down under this time, just outside. We both got super horny and off to hotel we go.

Stepped into room, closed the door and started Frenching. She unzipped me and gave me a blowjob. I didn’t last long (I usually don’t last long in first round… I can sprint many times a night, but not a marathon runner :P) and shot into her mouth. She quickly ran to toilet to spit it out with some soldiers escaping from the side of her mouth. Stripped ourselves bare naked and went off to shower each other.

During showering, things got hot again, with her giving me a quick BJ and me licking her breasts and fingering her abit. This time didn’t smell fingers as we’re in the shower. Turned her around and whacked her in doggie and unloaded another round on her ass. Continued showering, I remembered she smelled bad, in pretense of foreplaying her, I put some liquid soap on my finger and shove it into her pussy. A good 1 minute of “cleaning”, the soap should do the job by now.

Cleaned up, proceeded to bed where we chatted a little while sipping some beer we bought from 7-11. Started touching each other and tongues started fighting again. Kissing her down from ear to neck to breasts, while moving my body into the side 69 position. K gobbled my dick, while am still busy kissing and licking her from thighs up to her pubic area (she’s not shaven) smelled her abit… mmm… the soapy smell… nice… went further south towards hole.

THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!!!!! The moment my tongue went in, the shit and urine smell… no.. STENCH… starts rushing into my nose and throat! It literally hit me like a freight train! I had to turn my head away immediately! And FUCK!!! That CCB aftertaste stuck in my tongue!!! PU KI TIANG!!! I almost vomited right into her CB! (Thinking back, I should just have… Opened up her CB, take in a deep breath to build up the "kick", and vomited right in!!!) Ok… I am definitely not licking her! K asked me why I stopped, I just replied that her BJ made me feel damn good (it was really good) and I wanna fuck her now! Quickly turned myself over and flipped her on top, did cow girl for a while, flipped over to missionary and onto doggie. Wanting to give her a taste of her own medicine, or in this case, her CCB, just when I was about to shoot, I signaled her to BJ me, and shot all into her mouth again.

“Dear, why you taste and smell so funny this time, unlike just now?”
“No idea… maybe the mix smell of your ceebai and you not used to it?”
“Maybe”

(KNN!!!)

After that round, I pretended to check my messages, rushed her to shower and go home saying my wife is waiting and angry already.

Its been almost a week, but I still dare not let my wife BJ me for fear of the smell still there, nor did I dive my wife and each time I got near her privates, the thought of the stench starts coming back.

That was definitely a memorable bonk but of a different kind! And first time, I took 1 whole day to write a post! Having to "calm down" with alomst every paragraph! LOL

[jj_jj]

Not sure if this really works to remove smell, soak your fingers in vinegar for a while..

[eddtan1]

Bro Scorpionnn..

You did it, I was laughing and having that Nauseous building up of saliva feeling till the end of your post.


Will nominate this thread in the 2014 Sammy star award as -
Best Nauseous and Disgusting thread - The "SMELL" of a lifetime!

[scorpionnn]

Originally Posted by jj_jj

Not sure if this really works to remove smell, soak your fingers in vinegar for a while..

then the smell on cock leh? soak my cock in vinegar also? hahaha! kidding bro

[scorpionnn]

Originally Posted by eddtan1

Will nominate this thread in the 2014 Sammy star award as -
Best Nauseous and Disgusting thread - The "SMELL" of a lifetime!

LOLZ!!! that award sounds so wrong! hahaha

[ojit82]

Hahaha!! Bad experience bro.. !!

[blk437]

How long did that smell stay on yr finger despite using all sorts of soap or fruits or chemical? I remember the longest time that the smell stuck on my finger is 2 days. Even garlic cannot cover the smell.

[mr bond]

Hahaha! Can't stop laughing reading your post ... Up you !

[scorpionnn]

Originally Posted by blk437

How long did that smell stay on yr finger despite using all sorts of soap or fruits or chemical? I remember the longest time that the smell stuck on my finger is 2 days. Even garlic cannot cover the smell.

I rem mine was 2-3 days too... and when showering, I even "stole" some of my wife's vaginal wash to wash my kuku jiao! haha

share your story leh bro... haha

[scorpionnn]

Originally Posted by mr bond

Hahaha! Can't stop laughing reading your post ... Up you !

haha! thx for support bro... share urs too if u had that 'memorable' experience

[bigbrudder]

Just upz you, bro. Bad smell is really a turn-off.

[tigerwoody74]

Couldn't stop laughing ....

Ohhh my goodness ....

[eddtan1]

Originally Posted by tigerwoody74

Couldn't stop laughing ....

Ohhh my goodness ....

Did you have that kind of saliva build up in the mouth, Nauseous kind of feeling bro...keke

[Userlim]

OMG LoL I just luff LOL in the office and my administrator turned around and thought I was crazy LoL

Thanks Bro for making my day and coming weekend! Yeahhh!

[tigerwoody74]

Originally Posted by eddtan1

Did you have that kind of saliva build up in the mouth, Nauseous kind of feeling bro...keke

Yes bro , I have been drinking yesterday at 1130am. Now hangover, after laughing .... The feel come Liao

Go toilet and throw out some more. !