Lewd SMS'es

[Faidenk]

Today at around 4pm I received 2 identical SMSes at a go. It’s really a weird experience.


It read: <If you cock big. i want to list yr cock. can?>

Followed in a couple of minutes by another 3 SMSes.

<I want ice cream u>

Then a call came in from this number, I picked it up, no one on the other end. Must be some arseholes trying to score some brownie points so I called service provider and told the CRO about the SMSes and call. I was put on hold for a while. Told me she made a call to that number and confirmed the person on the other line was a guy and that I would have to make a police report to follow up. I said never mind and thanked her.

Then I sent an SMS to the arsehole.

Me: <Did M1 call you? Thank you for your messages. A police report will be filed. Good day>

He replied: <Sorry>

Me: <Tell that to the police>

He: <Sorry. I thought my fren no>

Me: <Ok then. Forget about it. Be careful with your SMS>

He: <Ok thanks>

He: <I want be fren, can?>

Me: <ASL?> *M1 could have been wrong about caller being a male*

He: <What is mean?>

Me: <Age sex location>

He: <Talk the true. what is mean. n can make fren?>

Me: <Your age. sex. If u r teenage girl, waste my time. Teenage boy worse>

He: <My age 22. I like lick cock.>

Me: <Male or female?>

He: <Male>

Me: <Sorry. Knocking on wrong door>

He: <I m girl. U don’t like. Male is girl right> *trying to mess around with me here*

He: <How old r u>

Me: <40+> *Actually older but lied because didn’t want to age myself out just in case ‘she’s’ really a 22 slut*

He: <Yr cock how many inches. Big or long>

Me: <Don’t lie about yr sex, M1 says you r a male>

He: <Girl>

Me: <OK, I m calling u now> *My call to him was cut off by him*

He: <Sorry I m boy. I like ice cream>

Me: <Sorry. Bye>

He: <Boy also can make u feelin.> After 20 minutes from the last SMS.


Any bros experienced this?

[Marlb0r0]

fuck there is so many gays on the prowl.

[colins]

I recall that when I was young, I liked to read this Singapore Ghost Stories series by Russell Lee. This story gave me the same exact feel, bro.

[Freman]

hahah,

I can imagine that this sms conversation happens when your little bro was taking over control of your brain...

logic already tell you that it's most likely a guy.... but but but...

your small brain is telling you "what if ? what if ? what if ?", so you persisted and ask and waste your own time.... heheheh......

brudder... peace be with you.....

[ekemono]

Sibei ho... can sms back and forth for so long. Beside hearing from desperate gals citing words like "wanna meet?, miss you, longing to see you...and blah blah.." I have not for the life of me been slap with a cock sucking direct yes/no question. :D
I guess gals dun work that way..

[STK01]

Bro,

This is similiar to what some gays do in IRC.

They say they are 'gal' with nicks such as 'tubegal', 'lian80', etc, etc.

U message them, they ask u directly how long yr cock, etc, etc.

Where got such good thing on Earth? :D

[colins]

IRC? I equate that as the same as toilet grafittis.

[uncle gg]

it's sexual harassment. :p

[Bangster]

....
He: <Sorry I m boy. I like ice cream>

Me: <Sorry. Bye>

He: <Boy also can make u feelin.> After 20 minutes from the last SMS.

Any bros experienced this?

I seriously think you should make a police report.
After this incident is over, he very probably will be making another random call. Imagine a primary school kid getting such sms'es.

What this gay shithead deserves is an extended police metal nightstick up his arse.

Fucking gays. Nothing but nuisance.

[darkafac]

i cnt believe tt TS actually wasted so much sms on this kind of person.. lol

[shadezz69]

i cnt believe tt TS actually wasted so much sms on this kind of person.. lol


Perhaps TS was adopting a 宁可杀错,不可放过 approach but juz tat things din turn out quite the way he would like to be... Kinda creepy but no choice, as there would always be people ou there with different and unusual sexual orientaion/perference/fetish from the norm here...

[Ronaldo]

Today at around 4pm I received 2 identical SMSes at a go. It’s really a weird experience.



Any bros experienced this?

Hello friend...I was expecting some Chinese SMS... when are you coming to China?:D

[Freman]

hi,

you know what, I have adopted same approach once and it turn out to be a real gal... so in the end... some times... really must try ka liow..... you never know the result...

when you are horny..... you willing to take a little risk.... at most waste time...

[Flintstone]

I suggest you make a police report, let this man go suck cock in the jail. :p

Last time i ever receive a sms from a male friend telling me he miss me very much, I never reply, haha but a few min later, he sms again to say sorry cos send wrongly.

[ParaParaSakura]

i cnt believe tt TS actually wasted so much sms on this kind of person.. lol
You took the words right out of my mouth :D
Chinese saying (loosely translated) "Where got such a big chicken hopping around"......harder than striking toto :rolleyes:

[covenn]

haha TS, to confirm with u the story ended aredy? or juz started? hahaha scaly still got part 2 part 3 u meetin him n stuff like the usual stories we read here...

[Thom07]

Hmm maybe school holiday just started (kid playing a prank which they think is funny) or there are more and more gays around here now?

[Faidenk]

hahah,

logic already tell you that it's most likely a guy.... but but but...

your small brain is telling you "what if ? what if ? what if ?", so you persisted and ask and waste your own time.... heheheh......

brudder... peace be with you.....



Hahaha! You're not wrong there. It was my PC housekeeping day, you know, backup the HDD, run anti-virus, spybot, rid all unwanted rubbish etc, so had plenty of time while waiting.

I am not biased towards gays, they're born like that although some may beg to differ, so I give them some slack. He's somebody's son, brother, maybe even father. It's impossible for them to change their orientation just like it's for me to change mine.

My last message to the asshole was <sorry, bye> and thought that would be the end.

2.30pm 2 identical incoming message - <Can help me. ice cream>

Me: <listen asshole. 1 more sms fm u i report police>

He: <sorry i thought. yr fuck yr wife no enoungh. if enough .ok lah.>

Me: <Ok u ask 4 it>

He: <sorry derlin>

And followed with another: <Oh derlin. yr ck long n big. oh slow slow my backside broken already.>



Let him stew in it. And I swear, one more squeak from him, I make my report.

I think my mistake was to call him an asshole. Probably turned him on.

[Faidenk]

Hello friend...I was expecting some Chinese SMS... when are you coming to China?:D

Yo bro,
A couple of projects keeping me here. Best I can do in the near future is spending a few days mongering. My days of being a bachelor in China are over.

Will be sending u a PM.

Cheers