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12-05-2008, 05:47 PM
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Lewd SMS'es
Today at around 4pm I received 2 identical SMSes at a go. It’s really a weird experience.
It read: <If you cock big. i want to list yr cock. can?> Followed in a couple of minutes by another 3 SMSes. <I want ice cream u> Then a call came in from this number, I picked it up, no one on the other end. Must be some arseholes trying to score some brownie points so I called service provider and told the CRO about the SMSes and call. I was put on hold for a while. Told me she made a call to that number and confirmed the person on the other line was a guy and that I would have to make a police report to follow up. I said never mind and thanked her. Then I sent an SMS to the arsehole. Me: <Did M1 call you? Thank you for your messages. A police report will be filed. Good day> He replied: <Sorry> Me: <Tell that to the police> He: <Sorry. I thought my fren no> Me: <Ok then. Forget about it. Be careful with your SMS> He: <Ok thanks> He: <I want be fren, can?> Me: <ASL?> *M1 could have been wrong about caller being a male* He: <What is mean?> Me: <Age sex location> He: <Talk the true. what is mean. n can make fren?> Me: <Your age. sex. If u r teenage girl, waste my time. Teenage boy worse> He: <My age 22. I like lick cock.> Me: <Male or female?> He: <Male> Me: <Sorry. Knocking on wrong door> He: <I m girl. U don’t like. Male is girl right> *trying to mess around with me here* He: <How old r u> Me: <40+> *Actually older but lied because didn’t want to age myself out just in case ‘she’s’ really a 22 slut* He: <Yr cock how many inches. Big or long> Me: <Don’t lie about yr sex, M1 says you r a male> He: <Girl> Me: <OK, I m calling u now> *My call to him was cut off by him* He: <Sorry I m boy. I like ice cream> Me: <Sorry. Bye> He: <Boy also can make u feelin.> After 20 minutes from the last SMS. Any bros experienced this? 
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#3
12-05-2008, 07:50 PM
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Re: Lewd SMS'es
I recall that when I was young, I liked to read this Singapore Ghost Stories series by Russell Lee. This story gave me the same exact feel, bro.
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#4
12-05-2008, 10:17 PM
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Re: Lewd SMS'es
hahah,
I can imagine that this sms conversation happens when your little bro was taking over control of your brain... logic already tell you that it's most likely a guy.... but but but... your small brain is telling you "what if ? what if ? what if ?", so you persisted and ask and waste your own time.... heheheh...... brudder... peace be with you.....
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#5
12-05-2008, 10:35 PM
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Re: Lewd SMS'es
Sibei ho... can sms back and forth for so long. Beside hearing from desperate gals citing words like "wanna meet?, miss you, longing to see you...and blah blah.." I have not for the life of me been slap with a cock sucking direct yes/no question.
 I guess gals dun work that way..
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#6
12-05-2008, 11:05 PM
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Bro,
This is similiar to what some gays do in IRC. They say they are 'gal' with nicks such as 'tubegal', 'lian80', etc, etc. U message them, they ask u directly how long yr cock, etc, etc. Where got such good thing on Earth?
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#9
13-05-2008, 06:14 AM
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After this incident is over, he very probably will be making another random call. Imagine a primary school kid getting such sms'es. What this gay shithead deserves is an extended police metal nightstick up his arse. Fucking gays. Nothing but nuisance.
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13-05-2008, 10:56 AM
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13-05-2008, 11:12 AM
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#13
13-05-2008, 11:17 AM
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hi,
you know what, I have adopted same approach once and it turn out to be a real gal... so in the end... some times... really must try ka liow..... you never know the result... when you are horny..... you willing to take a little risk.... at most waste time...
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#14
13-05-2008, 12:10 PM
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I suggest you make a police report, let this man go suck cock in the jail.
 Last time i ever receive a sms from a male friend telling me he miss me very much, I never reply, haha but a few min later, he sms again to say sorry cos send wrongly.
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13-05-2008, 12:51 PM
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Re: Lewd SMS'es
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Chinese saying (loosely translated) "Where got such a big chicken hopping around"......harder than striking toto 
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