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seven_of_clubs 30-07-2010 01:07 PM
Hilarious sex joke
 
A couple who recently just know each other was kissing passionately in the room and the man decided to ask the woman to blow for him for the first time...

Man: Darling, can u give me a good blow?
Woman: No!
Man: But why?
Woman: Because i'm a vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.
Man: .........

**Wonder if any Bros here are caught in a similiar situation :D

kuyabadung 30-07-2010 02:32 PM
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Good one bro ! have yet to meet 1 who will say this to me. :p

shark89 30-07-2010 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seven_of_clubs (Post 5068929)
Woman: Because i'm a vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.
Man: .........
Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian. :D

alan0338 30-07-2010 02:59 PM
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there are many vegetarian food nowadays, even meat balls,
hehehe,if i am the guy, i will tell her try the vegetarian MEAT ROD :D

sonny 30-07-2010 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by shark89 (Post 5069195)
Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian. :D
So it is okay for a vegetarian to such on a piece of succulent meat.

kuyabadung 30-07-2010 04:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shark89 (Post 5069195)
Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian. :D


That is also provided he don't CIM, sperm are living things !! haha

shark89 30-07-2010 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by kuyabadung (Post 5069477)
That is also provided he don't CIM, sperm are living things !! haha
Like I mentioned earlier, as long as she doesn't swallow, she's still a vegetarian. ;)

magicalspade 30-07-2010 06:02 PM
Re: Hilarious sex joke
 
technically if you put shit in your mouth, dun swollow, you are not eating shit???:D

sky_liner2 30-07-2010 06:07 PM
Re: Hilarious sex joke
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shark89 (Post 5069195)
Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian. :D
Make sure not cim, or else swallow by accident means killing millions of lives!

BJ with CD may solve the problem. :D

HyperV 30-07-2010 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sky_liner2 (Post 5069783)
BJ with CD may solve the problem. :D
Why with CD? with vege around the didi also solve the problem :p

TheGreatOne 30-07-2010 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by magicalspade (Post 5069771)
technically if you put shit in your mouth, dun swollow, you are not eating shit???:D
well said!

peanut123 30-07-2010 10:54 PM
Re: Hilarious sex joke
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by seven_of_clubs (Post 5068929)
A couple who recently just know each other was kissing passionately in the room and the man decided to ask the woman to blow for him for the first time...

Man: Darling, can u give me a good blow?
Woman: No!
Man: But why?
Woman: Because i'm a vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.
Man: .........

**Wonder if any Bros here are caught in a similiar situation :D
Man : but it's a banana ! Surely you can suck a banana.

peanut123 30-07-2010 10:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by magicalspade (Post 5069771)
technically if you put shit in your mouth, dun swollow, you are not eating shit???:D
Yes ! Although its still disgusting.

Just like if you gargle your mouth and spit out the water, are you drinking water ? No you are not.

Anyway, its arguable if semen counts as "meat". After all, many vegetarians eat eggs. What are eggs, if not the female equivalent of semen ?

Bangster 30-07-2010 11:23 PM
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"....she don't eat MEAT but she sure like the BONE!!!..."

magicalspade 01-08-2010 02:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peanut123 (Post 5070476)
Yes ! Although its still disgusting.

Just like if you gargle your mouth and spit out the water, are you drinking water ? No you are not.

Anyway, its arguable if semen counts as "meat". After all, many vegetarians eat eggs. What are eggs, if not the female equivalent of semen ?
yes...still drinking water..


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