Hilarious sex joke

seven_of_clubs · #1 30-07-2010, 01:07 PM

A couple who recently just know each other was kissing passionately in the room and the man decided to ask the woman to blow for him for the first time...

Man: Darling, can u give me a good blow?
Woman: No!
Man: But why?
Woman: Because i'm a vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.
Man: .........

**Wonder if any Bros here are caught in a similiar situation

kuyabadung · #2 30-07-2010, 02:32 PM

Good one bro ! have yet to meet 1 who will say this to me.

shark89 · #3 30-07-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by seven_of_clubs

Woman: Because i'm a vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.
Man: .........

Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian.

alan0338 · #4 30-07-2010, 02:59 PM

there are many vegetarian food nowadays, even meat balls,
hehehe,if i am the guy, i will tell her try the vegetarian MEAT ROD

sonny · #5 30-07-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shark89

Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian.

So it is okay for a vegetarian to such on a piece of succulent meat.

kuyabadung · #6 30-07-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shark89

Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian.

That is also provided he don't CIM, sperm are living things !! haha

shark89 · #7 30-07-2010, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kuyabadung

That is also provided he don't CIM, sperm are living things !! haha

Like I mentioned earlier, as long as she doesn't swallow, she's still a vegetarian.

magicalspade · #8 30-07-2010, 06:02 PM

technically if you put shit in your mouth, dun swollow, you are not eating shit???

sky_liner2 · #9 30-07-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shark89

Technically speaking, as long as she doesn't bite it off, chew and swallow, she shouldn't worry about the 'meat' in her mouth. She's still vegetarian.

Make sure not cim, or else swallow by accident means killing millions of lives!

BJ with CD may solve the problem.

HyperV · #10 30-07-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sky_liner2

BJ with CD may solve the problem.

Why with CD? with vege around the didi also solve the problem

TheGreatOne · #11 30-07-2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by magicalspade

technically if you put shit in your mouth, dun swollow, you are not eating shit???

well said!

peanut123 · #12 30-07-2010, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by seven_of_clubs

A couple who recently just know each other was kissing passionately in the room and the man decided to ask the woman to blow for him for the first time...

Man: Darling, can u give me a good blow?
Woman: No!
Man: But why?
Woman: Because i'm a vegetarian, so no meat in my mouth.
Man: .........

**Wonder if any Bros here are caught in a similiar situation

Man : but it's a banana ! Surely you can suck a banana.

peanut123 · #13 30-07-2010, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by magicalspade

technically if you put shit in your mouth, dun swollow, you are not eating shit???

Yes ! Although its still disgusting.

Just like if you gargle your mouth and spit out the water, are you drinking water ? No you are not.

Anyway, its arguable if semen counts as "meat". After all, many vegetarians eat eggs. What are eggs, if not the female equivalent of semen ?

Bangster · #14 30-07-2010, 11:23 PM

"....she don't eat MEAT but she sure like the BONE!!!..."

magicalspade · #15 01-08-2010, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by peanut123

Yes ! Although its still disgusting.

Just like if you gargle your mouth and spit out the water, are you drinking water ? No you are not.

Anyway, its arguable if semen counts as "meat". After all, many vegetarians eat eggs. What are eggs, if not the female equivalent of semen ?

yes...still drinking water..