Looking for a FWB

[ralliart]

Originally Posted by watssupp

Sis discordpiggy ts want buff/muscular guys but mine is Italy (一大粒)

ROFL!!! no horse run joke of the day!!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by watssupp

Sis discordpiggy ts want buff/muscular guys but mine is Italy (一大粒)

correct!!! rule the world = 同一天下! thats what they say right?

my drinking snrs teach me de.

[Jayyyy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

correct!!! rule the world = 同一天下! thats what they say right?

my drinking snrs teach me de.

Lol!! mine is 联合国 leh.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Jayyyy

Lol!! mine is 联合国 leh.

That's not too big lah! I believe bro watssupp de sure bigger n moar grand n ataz than yours. don't worry bro. Still got Statx. His is uber round also!!!

[xuanz]

Time to apply!!

[hugs]

wow i love those swords! reminds me of my rpg days.

ps. i wish my fb will apply too & pick up new excitement to entertain me

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

Originally Posted by ralliart

u tell me how to draw these swords lah...

[Babymonkey]

I also want to apply!!!

[Ricarde]

Seems like someone's gonna have a full inbox soon!

[xuanz]

Originally Posted by Babymonkey

I also want to apply!!!

Queue up bro. Lol.

[washere]

Ya, in life, gotta queue for everything..

[HappyOwl]

Originally Posted by MissVivi

as titled, i'm looking for a FWB as my bf will be overseas for the next few months (they say, when the cat is not around, the mouse comes out to play).

i'm a woman in my early 20s, singaporean chinese.
162/43 , 34C-24-30.

no pics will be exchanged as i'd prefer to be discreet.

conditions for the applicant:

- at least 21 years old (i dont have a thing for boys)
- singaporean
- know how to treat a woman right (on bed & in public)

it'd be a plus point if you are:

- buff/muscular
- attached/married(i believe such men are more experienced to a certain extent)
- chinese



if keen, please pm me here in the following format (:
(those that decide not to abide to this can expect zero replies from me)

- name
- age
- race and nationality
- buff/muscular (yes/no)
- attached/married (yes/no)
- link to a photo of yourself ( full body but you can cover your face )
- why i should pick you or why are you different from the rest of the applicants (one liners will be 100% ignored, impress me here!)

we will liaise via pm first and if i were to find you okay, we will then probably talk over the phone or meet up for a drink first (:

for the curious kittens, im doing this because i miss the fun (that's all).

xoxo

Application For The Post Of Friend With Benefits

Sammyboy Commercial Sex
Orgies/Swinging/Fuck-Buddies/Sugar-Daddies? It's all here!

Deer MissVivi,

I am writing in to express my interest for the position of friend with benefits. I am a samster since 28 July 2013. I have 9 months of experience samstering. I am well equipped with Microsoft skills as you can read while I am typing here. I am also well verse in communication skills which lead me to understand your desires at a deeper level. I would most likely look forward to hearing from you for a further discussion. I can be contacted via a quote button in blue at the bottom right corner of this posting or a left click on my registered nick, Send a private message to HappyOwl.

Re-conditioned by the applicant:

- Do you have a thing for an Owl bearing at the age above 21 years old
- I will have my pink identity card ready to be presented upon request
- A woman will always lie on the right side on bed so I am close to her heart. A woman will always stand or seat on the right side because I am right-handed, thus easily for me to reach out to her or holding her hand.

I am an up above the plus pointers:

- Ladies are envious of me claiming that even I did not hit the gym, I am still puffs up by so many round round lookalike packs on my body
- I am attached to married women(I am really experience in this aspect because I hit both your expectations by just one sniper shot)
- 你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让无尽的夜陪我度过 ♫
你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让握花的手在风中颤抖 ♫

I am abiding to all these so not only you, but everyone who read this posting will know I am really pm-ing you here. Yes YOU, samsters and samstress, care to vouch for me please?

- HappyOwl
- +21+
- 华人讲华语, Singapore-owl
- Already stated in CV
- Already stated in CV 2
- Have you ever seen an owl taking photograph for another owl?
- The reason why there is no other reason needed to choose others over me because there is really really a different and I am going to share with you now is... (PHEW! I have already exceeded the one liners' mark)

I Thank you for taking your precious time and considering towards confirmation to confirm me as the number one candidate. I hope you have a good time surfing Sammyboy Commercial Sex.

For the curious interviewer, I am doing this because I want to add in the fun that you missed (that's it).

Best regards,
HappyOwl

[washere]

Wa, power.

[NRider]

Originally Posted by HappyOwl

Application For The Post Of Friend With Benefits

Sammyboy Commercial Sex
Orgies/Swinging/Fuck-Buddies/Sugar-Daddies? It's all here!

Deer MissVivi,

I am writing in to express my interest for the position of friend with benefits. I am a samster since 28 July 2013. I have 9 months of experience samstering. I am well equipped with Microsoft skills as you can read while I am typing here. I am also well verse in communication skills which lead me to understand your desires at a deeper level. I would most likely look forward to hearing from you for a further discussion. I can be contacted via a quote button in blue at the bottom right corner of this posting or a left click on my registered nick, Send a private message to HappyOwl.

Re-conditioned by the applicant:

- Do you have a thing for an Owl bearing at the age above 21 years old
- I will have my pink identity card ready to be presented upon request
- A woman will always lie on the right side on bed so I am close to her heart. A woman will always stand or seat on the right side because I am right-handed, thus easily for me to reach out to her or holding her hand.

I am an up above the plus pointers:

- Ladies are envious of me claiming that even I did not hit the gym, I am still puffs up by so many round round lookalike packs on my body
- I am attached to married women(I am really experience in this aspect because I hit both your expectations by just one sniper shot)
- 你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让无尽的夜陪我度过 ♫
你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让握花的手在风中颤抖 ♫

I am abiding to all these so not only you, but everyone who read this posting will know I am really pm-ing you here. Yes YOU, samsters and samstress, care to vouch for me please?

- HappyOwl
- +21+
- 华人讲华语, Singapore-owl
- Already stated in CV
- Already stated in CV 2
- Have you ever seen an owl taking photograph for another owl?
- The reason why there is no other reason needed to choose others over me because there is really really a different and I am going to share with you now is... (PHEW! I have already exceeded the one liners' mark)

I Thank you for taking your precious time and considering towards confirmation to confirm me as the number one candidate. I hope you have a good time surfing Sammyboy Commercial Sex.

For the curious interviewer, I am doing this because I want to add in the fun that you missed (that's it).

Best regards,
HappyOwl

What a well written straight to the point application - Up you 9 points for your effort !!

[Cayden]

Originally Posted by HappyOwl

Application For The Post Of Friend With Benefits

Sammyboy Commercial Sex
Orgies/Swinging/Fuck-Buddies/Sugar-Daddies? It's all here!

Deer MissVivi,

I am writing in to express my interest for the position of friend with benefits. I am a samster since 28 July 2013. I have 9 months of experience samstering. I am well equipped with Microsoft skills as you can read while I am typing here. I am also well verse in communication skills which lead me to understand your desires at a deeper level. I would most likely look forward to hearing from you for a further discussion. I can be contacted via a quote button in blue at the bottom right corner of this posting or a left click on my registered nick, Send a private message to HappyOwl.

Re-conditioned by the applicant:

- Do you have a thing for an Owl bearing at the age above 21 years old
- I will have my pink identity card ready to be presented upon request
- A woman will always lie on the right side on bed so I am close to her heart. A woman will always stand or seat on the right side because I am right-handed, thus easily for me to reach out to her or holding her hand.

I am an up above the plus pointers:

- Ladies are envious of me claiming that even I did not hit the gym, I am still puffs up by so many round round lookalike packs on my body
- I am attached to married women(I am really experience in this aspect because I hit both your expectations by just one sniper shot)
- 你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让无尽的夜陪我度过 ♫
你知道我在等你吗? 你如果真的在乎我 ♪
又怎会让握花的手在风中颤抖 ♫

I am abiding to all these so not only you, but everyone who read this posting will know I am really pm-ing you here. Yes YOU, samsters and samstress, care to vouch for me please?

- HappyOwl
- +21+
- 华人讲华语, Singapore-owl
- Already stated in CV
- Already stated in CV 2
- Have you ever seen an owl taking photograph for another owl?
- The reason why there is no other reason needed to choose others over me because there is really really a different and I am going to share with you now is... (PHEW! I have already exceeded the one liners' mark)

I Thank you for taking your precious time and considering towards confirmation to confirm me as the number one candidate. I hope you have a good time surfing Sammyboy Commercial Sex.

For the curious interviewer, I am doing this because I want to add in the fun that you missed (that's it).

Best regards,
HappyOwl

Wa bro. Overkill sia. Macham resume applying for job interview.

Lose liao

[prettymannequin]

Originally Posted by Cayden

Wa bro. Overkill sia. Macham resume applying for job interview.

Lose liao

Eh bro believe me, that's not how it works hahahha.