Wah, good to know that there is still rm268 spa package around. Long time we never go to Bukit Indah liao just nice we can go sexplore again this month before my biz trip. Bro Ethan is 2 shots CIP addict, while Datuk is KC show addict and bro AL is a 舌吻 addict HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cannot lah, Mr Trainer. If I tarma them it will be WW3 in JB.
Bad news: NZ has increased price to rm308, same as 龙宫. Maybe under same boss now? Venus is the last standing rm268 spa but also wouldn't be for long, I'm sure. Ya, our Boleh guys are full of addicts... You are a Honeymoon addict, bro PGor is a Milf addict and I'm a KBKP addict. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Thanks, Mr Trainer. Tiagong the Johor election is Sat, ya? Today I read news about some BN politician saying that if they win the majority it will give Jib Gor a better chance to be released from jail. So I guess you could be right: Jib Gor could jolly well 重出江湖 to launch 2MDB and make my dream of 1:4 a foreseeable reality. Lol! That's why we need kind souls like Datuk to keep the simp economy alive. He is doing merit and accumulating good karma. Lol
Just as expected, BN enjoyed a super majority resounding win with the royal backing. Our dear Jib Gor likely gonna be given a royal pardon and you can smell your 1:4 rates soon. Yes, Datuk is kindhearted and generous chap... remember he even loan $$$ to that loser AZ and never expecting anything back. And he always belanjah us sashimi makan during our Austin sexcursions. I just hope his tiraks will not take advantage of his kindness as a weakness sucking him too dry. Bwahahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by tarma69
Walao. Simi credit line? 🙄🙄
That rm5k was just a one time cash gift for being such a good host during our CM triip mah. 😁😁
Bro Ethan has given his ex tirak alot of gifts... Add up the value way way more than what I gave 泰国老师 liao 🤭🤭
But he is rich, young and handsome, not like coolie me poor, old and ugly 😭😭
Zhun boh?? One time cash gift or recurring cash gift?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA So no more CM trip liao? Nvm, Mico is calling again: 老公，我要强奸你! Bro Ethan is different mah... he is literally born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Different SES. He may be younger than you by 2 decades but I don't think he is more handsome than you wor. That's why you still got more tiraks than him. Bwahahahahaha
Hey laojiaos, recently chanced upon and got very invested in this forum, really wanna look for especially thai girls for overnight session.
Would you all recommend to try 1 session before overnight or can jump straight?
And so far i’ve been browsing through and research but i found a lot of websites/tele having the same girls, so i really dk which is the legit one. Please help me out, thanks in advance bros.
Hi sirs I have found a 2hr window of opportunity ivo Mount Austin where my OC will be pre-occupied with gal duties. Any recommendations for spa/massage would be greatly appreciated! This JB thread rly booming but it's hard to find the info without being too distracted by the fun lol
Thanks, Mr FBB. Sadly, many JB commando chiongsters are also having the "it will never happen to me" attitude and there is even a STD thread here as a testimony that the alarming DSC stats shared by Datuk is accurate. Btw, tiagong NZ has finally reopened this week with the rm268 price unchanged but they have only 4 girls now, with 2 viets looking CMI. Lol Let's meet up again before you travel. Honey and Moon will miss you mak mak.
Haiz. Mr Trainer said NZ price increased to rm308 le. Datuk said they have about 10 girls now but mostly CMI. Think can skip for the time being and continue with our BI sexploration. Hahahahaha I think bro Ethan being a risk taking young gun is still in the 不见棺材不流泪 dreamland. Must let him kenna one time jialut jialut then the lesson will sink into his coconut head.
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Wah, US-Iran MOU jit bah boom! 🤣🤣
Oil going back to 100 bucks per barrel? 🤔🤔
Ya man, old uncle me also think the AI trades are too overcrowded 😉😉
Luckily I didn't sell off my SPGI and UNH 🙏🙏
New Fed Chair Kevin Warsh gonna raise rates this year? 🤔🤔
Alright Mr FBB, enjoy your sexciting brother-sisters fellowship 🤪🤪
Not surprising that the fragile MOU has collapsed and oil is definitely heading back to the moon! (No pun intended ) Besides SPGI, you can also consider ICE, which is looking very juicy lately after the huge drawdown. Yesterday's CPI report came in much softer than expected but it's still too early to tell as the MOU has collapsed sending inflation back up again. Hahahahaha My gut feel is that there will be no rate hike for the rest of the year as Kevin Warsh's appointment as the new Fed Chair is not as independent as it seems. NFA! Enough of my brother-sister fellowship le. Time to look for new sisters in our next JB fellowship gathering and sing Kumbaya HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Originally Posted by norigo77
Bad news: NZ has increased price to rm308, same as 龙宫. Maybe under same boss now? Venus is the last standing rm268 spa but also wouldn't be for long, I'm sure. Ya, our Boleh guys are full of addicts... You are a Honeymoon addict, bro PGor is a Milf addict and I'm a KBKP addict. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Believe it or not, I'm trying my best to kick my honeymoon addiction. That's why need to sexplore BI again to find new addiction to replace the old one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Venus? I think you meant Venice bah. Why Mr Trainer you missed the surround sound system so much ah? Or are you still harbouring the thrill of "accidentally" dropping your bath towel at the hallway for Cindy to admire your kkj?? Hahahahahaha!
Walao! Coolie me too poor to support the simp economy 😢😢
Anyway, that Malaysian uncle is her super regular customer nowadays 😉😉
Tiagong they are negotiating tirakship fees after she rejected another customer's offer 🤣🤣
Err, I think bro AL has been seduced into the dark side liao 👻👻
99.99% sure he wasn't asking about 无套吹 😝😝
Tiagong NZ has brought in 10 girls now 😉😉
And Happy spa has been renamed as Harmony spa 😂😂
That's pure BS. If Mr Army Boy can do it with his humble SAF salary, why can't a Datuk like you?? Lol That M'sian uncle CMI lah, can be her grandfather liao. Shit. Bro AL is a family man like me, better advise him to wake up his dark idea before he infects his OC one fateful day. Datuk, pls show him the DSC stats again Lol NZ has finally reopened but Happy spa is still not happy yet even after the Johor election. Guess they are still in the process of being in harmony with the mata before the green light can be given? LOL
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Originally Posted by norigo77
Just as expected, BN enjoyed a super majority resounding win with the royal backing. Our dear Jib Gor likely gonna be given a royal pardon and you can smell your 1:4 rates soon. Yes, Datuk is kindhearted and generous chap... remember he even loan $$$ to that loser AZ and never expecting anything back. And he always belanjah us sashimi makan during our Austin sexcursions. I just hope his tiraks will not take advantage of his kindness as a weakness sucking him too dry. Bwahahahahahaha
Ahh, looking forward to the day of 1:4! Jib Gor 万岁! Lol What? AZ still has not repaid the loan yet? Bloody hell. Everyone is taking Datuk's kindness as a weakness, including us. LOL (Sorry Datuk, next Sashimi makan my treat if I can join you guys). Obviously, his tiraks have been sucking him high and dry but I guess he can't help it being the Datuk who is addicted to KC shows. LOL!
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Originally Posted by HappeningBalls
Hey laojiaos, recently chanced upon and got very invested in this forum, really wanna look for especially thai girls for overnight session.
Would you all recommend to try 1 session before overnight or can jump straight?
And so far i’ve been browsing through and research but i found a lot of websites/tele having the same girls, so i really dk which is the legit one. Please help me out, thanks in advance bros.
You can jump straight to ON if you want though I find it a risky move... might as well try one ST session first to gauge the quality and chemistry before committing to a bigger damage, ya? Well, there are many agents and "resellers" marketing the same girls so all are "legit" in a sense, maybe except for some minor price difference. Enjoy!
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Originally Posted by Moony777
Hi sirs I have found a 2hr window of opportunity ivo Mount Austin where my OC will be pre-occupied with gal duties. Any recommendations for spa/massage would be greatly appreciated! This JB thread rly booming but it's hard to find the info without being too distracted by the fun lol
Distracted by all the fun? Looks like I should start collecting some entertainment fees. LOL Anyway back to your query - There are a few MPs in Austin. Sadly one of our favourite playground LA spa has been closed for good. Tiagong 中泰式 (both branches) and 美丽之约 are popular with SG chiongsters. Enjoy!
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Originally Posted by Harvest
Haiz. Mr Trainer said NZ price increased to rm308 le. Datuk said they have about 10 girls now but mostly CMI. Think can skip for the time being and continue with our BI sexploration. Hahahahaha I think bro Ethan being a risk taking young gun is still in the 不见棺材不流泪 dreamland. Must let him kenna one time jialut jialut then the lesson will sink into his coconut head.
Yea, I took a look at the girls available in NZ and I don't think the quality is worth the new pricing now. Lol Sure, we shall go ahead with BI as planned. Has Datuk issued SAF100 yet? I'm not so concerned for bro Ethan as he is still single. But now he has influenced bro AL and it will be bad karma if he infects his OC. Anyway CDs are so thin now even Durex launched their own 001 version. I just don't understand why bro Ethan always give the "no feeling" excuse. Lol
Zhun boh?? One time cash gift or recurring cash gift?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA So no more CM trip liao? Nvm, Mico is calling again: 老公，我要强奸你! Bro Ethan is different mah... he is literally born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Different SES. He may be younger than you by 2 decades but I don't think he is more handsome than you wor. That's why you still got more tiraks than him. Bwahahahahaha
Err... One time cash gift recurring for one time nia 😝😝
No more CM trip le. Save money for our JB trips better 😉😉
Mico is too aggressive for old uncle me 😅😅
Can get heart attack getting ambushed by her 😱😱
No lah, actually Mr Trainer is the most handsome among us all. 😁😁
The most eligible 钻石王老五 bachelor in the whole of SG, JB and some even say Batam 🤣🤣
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Originally Posted by Harvest
Not surprising that the fragile MOU has collapsed and oil is definitely heading back to the moon! (No pun intended ) Besides SPGI, you can also consider ICE, which is looking very juicy lately after the huge drawdown. Yesterday's CPI report came in much softer than expected but it's still too early to tell as the MOU has collapsed sending inflation back up again. Hahahahaha My gut feel is that there will be no rate hike for the rest of the year as Kevin Warsh's appointment as the new Fed Chair is not as independent as it seems. NFA! Enough of my brother-sister fellowship le. Time to look for new sisters in our next JB fellowship gathering and sing Kumbaya HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wah! Oil is mooning towards 90 bucks! 😱😱
Jialut. I think the Republicans are gonna lose the mid term elections le. 😂😂
Thanks for the tip, Mr FBB. Bought some ICE liao 🙏🙏
Reminds me of Ice from Aman. 🤪🤪
Warsh is a known dove, possibly another Trump's lapdog 🤣🤣
Tiagong Honey has balik kampung le 😢😢
But Moon will still be around till year end 😉😉
Sing Kumbaya? Not Count on me Singapore?? 🤭🤭
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Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW
That's pure BS. If Mr Army Boy can do it with his humble SAF salary, why can't a Datuk like you?? Lol That M'sian uncle CMI lah, can be her grandfather liao. Shit. Bro AL is a family man like me, better advise him to wake up his dark idea before he infects his OC one fateful day. Datuk, pls show him the DSC stats again Lol NZ has finally reopened but Happy spa is still not happy yet even after the Johor election. Guess they are still in the process of being in harmony with the mata before the green light can be given? LOL
Aiya. Tiagong Mr Army Boy is a weapons specialist holding some kind of military expert rank wor. 🫡🫡
Old uncle me is just a ZBL specialist holding a TCSS expert rank 🤣🤣
Don't like that say leh... I think I'm even older than the Malaysian uncle! 😥😥
Haiz. I told bro AL liao and even offered to give him one of my trusty Durex CDs but he doesn't want to use leh. 🤦🤦
Old uncle me thinks Happy spa's 风水 not good 🤔🤔
After name change start with 正中按摩 first also good lah. 👍👍
Maybe go visit one day see how's the spa facility 💆 💆
SAF100 issued! 😉😉
__________________ Mind & Body in SG, Heart & Soul in JB!
Believe it or not, I'm trying my best to kick my honeymoon addiction. That's why need to sexplore BI again to find new addiction to replace the old one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Venus? I think you meant Venice bah. Why Mr Trainer you missed the surround sound system so much ah? Or are you still harbouring the thrill of "accidentally" dropping your bath towel at the hallway for Cindy to admire your kkj?? Hahahahahaha!
You got me there, bro. I miss the "Venus symphony orchestra" when the girls moan in unison and fantasizing about a preggy Cindy giving me a mind-blowing standing bbbj at the hallway BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kicking the honeymoon addiction? Simple - Get married, and the honeymoon will be immediately over!
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Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW
Ahh, looking forward to the day of 1:4! Jib Gor 万岁! Lol What? AZ still has not repaid the loan yet? Bloody hell. Everyone is taking Datuk's kindness as a weakness, including us. LOL (Sorry Datuk, next Sashimi makan my treat if I can join you guys). Obviously, his tiraks have been sucking him high and dry but I guess he can't help it being the Datuk who is addicted to KC shows. LOL!
I'd be surprised if AZ ever repays the loan. Anyway the loan amount is no big deal to Datuk compared to all the sets of rm5k cash he has been giving to 泰国老师 Bwahahahahahaha Boh lah bro, we where got take Datuk's kindness as a weakness?? With all the KC shows we've been enjoying while his tiraks are sucking him high and dry, we take his kindness as entertainment! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Originally Posted by tarma69
Err... One time cash gift recurring for one time nia ����
No more CM trip le. Save money for our JB trips better ����
Mico is too aggressive for old uncle me ����
Can get heart attack getting ambushed by her ����
No lah, actually Mr Trainer is the most handsome among us all. ����
The most eligible 钻石王老五 bachelor in the whole of SG, JB and some even say Batam ����
...
Old uncle me thinks Happy spa's 风水 not good ����
After name change start with 正中按摩 first also good lah. ����
Maybe go visit one day see how's the spa facility �� ��
SAF100 issued! ����
Zhun boh?? More like one time cash gift recurring for one INFINITE time bah I thought you like aggressive girls taking the lead and raping you jialut jialut? Bwahahahahaha Zhun boh?? You see my face got so many pimple scars handsome meh? I'm a bachelor becuz I dun believe in romance. Every r/s is transactional. Married men pays in one way while bachelors like me pay in the other, which is more honest and clear cut: rmXXX per session. No more, no less, no hidden agenda, no mismatched expectations, no legal disputes. Tiagong you went to recce Harmony Spa liao wor... Awaiting for your sexciting FR
Yea, I took a look at the girls available in NZ and I don't think the quality is worth the new pricing now. Lol Sure, we shall go ahead with BI as planned. Has Datuk issued SAF100 yet? I'm not so concerned for bro Ethan as he is still single. But now he has influenced bro AL and it will be bad karma if he infects his OC. Anyway CDs are so thin now even Durex launched their own 001 version. I just don't understand why bro Ethan always give the "no feeling" excuse. Lol
Datuk issued SAF100 liao. BI here we cum! Aiya, we all know bro Ethan's "wear CD no feeling" is just a lame excuse lor. To him, CIP is the ultimate thrill and proof of "conquest". Hahahahaha Ya, I hope bro AL will not join him into the dark side, else one fine day he might just add onto the rising divorce rate in SG. Durex CDs are good. I like the Invisible version while Datuk likes the Real Feel version despite being much thicker. He claims that the thickness helps him last longer without losing feeling
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Originally Posted by tarma69
Wah! Oil is mooning towards 90 bucks! 😱😱
Jialut. I think the Republicans are gonna lose the mid term elections le. 😂😂
Thanks for the tip, Mr FBB. Bought some ICE liao 🙏🙏
Reminds me of Ice from Aman. 🤪🤪
Warsh is a known dove, possibly another Trump's lapdog 🤣🤣
Tiagong Honey has balik kampung le 😢😢
But Moon will still be around till year end 😉😉
Sing Kumbaya? Not Count on me Singapore?? 🤭🤭
Wah, Datuk you very fast hand fast leg. Now I hesitate to give you stock tips liao. HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sure very soon oil will breach USD100 while Iran will keep bluffing Trump into endless negotiations and ceasefire MOUs. I can almost smell how the AI bubble is going to jit bah boom when these 3 conditions are met...
1. Trump put in ground troops on Iran and oil breaches USD140
2. BOJ "surprised" markets with an aggressive rate hike, unwinding the yen carry trade
3. Fed Chair Warsh raises interest rate aggressively to combat inflation
Honey went back liao also good lah, help me kick 50% of my current addiction while I hunt for new addiction. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA My kkj will be singing Count on Me Singapore when I'm conducting my 21-gun salute during my upcoming biz trip.
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Originally Posted by norigo77
You got me there, bro. I miss the "Venus symphony orchestra" when the girls moan in unison and fantasizing about a preggy Cindy giving me a mind-blowing standing bbbj at the hallway BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kicking the honeymoon addiction? Simple - Get married, and the honeymoon will be immediately over!
Wah Mr Trainer, Cindy gave birth so long liao since Aman days you still fantasizing about her being preggy ah?? Hahahahahaha So looks like besides being a KBKP addict you are also a preggy addict. Get married?? To who?? I have no gf wor so probably I will also end up being a bachelor like you. Meanwhile, let me go hunt for another new addiction first Hahahahaha
Aiya. Tiagong Mr Army Boy is a weapons specialist holding some kind of military expert rank wor. 🫡🫡
Old uncle me is just a ZBL specialist holding a TCSS expert rank 🤣🤣
Don't like that say leh... I think I'm even older than the Malaysian uncle! 😥😥
Haiz. I told bro AL liao and even offered to give him one of my trusty Durex CDs but he doesn't want to use leh. 🤦🤦
Old uncle me thinks Happy spa's 风水 not good 🤔🤔
After name change start with 正中按摩 first also good lah. 👍👍
Maybe go visit one day see how's the spa facility 💆 💆
SAF100 issued! 😉😉
Ya right. He is some kind of weapon specialist whose own weapon often IA in the bedroom. LOL If I am the Minister for Defense I will give him a simp expert rank instead for feeding Ellen's village well. Lol That's why you are the Datuk... People working hard in SAF to defend the country from external threats while you just ZBL in JB enjoying your KC shows. Lol! I recalled bro AL said he finds your Real Feel CDs too thick for him. Next time I see him I will offer him my thinner Okamoto 003 see suits him or not. I just hope that he will not be giving lame excuses like bro Ethan. Sigh. Just read your recce FR on Harmony spa and am surprised that the ML didn't offer to harmonize your kkj to celebrate racial harmony day?? LOL!
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Originally Posted by norigo77
I'd be surprised if AZ ever repays the loan. Anyway the loan amount is no big deal to Datuk compared to all the sets of rm5k cash he has been giving to 泰国老师 Bwahahahahahaha Boh lah bro, we where got take Datuk's kindness as a weakness?? With all the KC shows we've been enjoying while his tiraks are sucking him high and dry, we take his kindness as entertainment! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's true, bro. I wonder how many of these bad loans have Datuk written off out of goodwill? But he takes it as doing charity *salute* while giving rm5k cash gifts to his tiraks is like making merit for a better afterlife. I think he is on his way to Nirvana. Lol Kindness as entertainment? I'm surprised that you have preggy fetish on Cindy! Would you be kind enough to entertain us with a live demo of your fetish by offering Cindy rm5k? LOL!
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Originally Posted by Harvest
Datuk issued SAF100 liao. BI here we cum! Aiya, we all know bro Ethan's "wear CD no feeling" is just a lame excuse lor. To him, CIP is the ultimate thrill and proof of "conquest". Hahahahaha Ya, I hope bro AL will not join him into the dark side, else one fine day he might just add onto the rising divorce rate in SG. Durex CDs are good. I like the Invisible version while Datuk likes the Real Feel version despite being much thicker. He claims that the thickness helps him last longer without losing feeling
Seems like you are very sexcited about the BI trip, Mr FBB. Honeymoon phase over liao? Lol Actually I'm still surprised that Honey is your type, tho I understand why you got hooked on Moon as she is so much like Joyce! Lol Yea, I suspected as much that it's all just a lame excuse for a much darker reason. Besides the rising divorce rate, STD infection rates are also rising. Not good. Personally I still think the Okamoto 003 is still thinner than Durex Invisible tho I've not tried their latest 001. Datuk needs the thickness of Real Feel to showcase his cocksmanship so that we can watch his KC shows later mah. LOL
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Originally Posted by Kahnj
Bros is Venus spa still operating? I drove past and saw a spa shop there - didn't really get a good look but the shop name seems to be venus?
Not anymore. Tiagong the 招牌 and all have been taken down... unless there is another Venus spa in JB that I'm not aware of. Lol
Natural Asia Health, Hanoi 9 and Osotto Health Care are 24hour spas.
__________________
I'm a Sampler!
Bonked at Petain, Rowell, Desker & Geylang (house + street walker), chat up girls at duxton. Along with fun at Pearl & Fortune Centre! And Now JB spa.
That's the kind of person I am, will try everything once.
Zhun boh?? More like one time cash gift recurring for one INFINITE time bah I thought you like aggressive girls taking the lead and raping you jialut jialut? Bwahahahahaha Zhun boh?? You see my face got so many pimple scars handsome meh? I'm a bachelor becuz I dun believe in romance. Every r/s is transactional. Married men pays in one way while bachelors like me pay in the other, which is more honest and clear cut: rmXXX per session. No more, no less, no hidden agenda, no mismatched expectations, no legal disputes. Tiagong you went to recce Harmony Spa liao wor... Awaiting for your sexciting FR
Walao. You think I'm Federal Reserve print INFINITE money meh? 🙄🙄
During my younger days I like aggressive and wild girls 🥰🥰
Now old uncle me prefers gentle and docile girls 🤪🤪
Aiya, your pimple scars not obvious mah. From a distance stills looks good 👍👍
Wah Mr Trainer, as a divorcee myself I must say you are speaking words of wisdom! 🫡🫡
Old uncle me's AI summarized FR on Harmony Spa:
Facilities: Super new and clean. Got comfy TV room, hot pool and suana ♨️ ♨️
Service: Suoer attentive. The bangla can predict my needs before I even try to get his attention in the canteen. Such a vast difference from the bangla at now defunct VIP spa! 🤣🤣
Food: Every day got different main dish. Soup and dessert same like HV spa 😋😋
Massage: No standard massage bed as the rooms were designed for bonking. 🤣🤣 ML's skills are ok but the face supporter not very comfy. 😑😑
Damage: rm138 💸💸
Overall: A nice cozy boutique spa with reasonable prices for old uncle me to harmonize my body, mind and spirit on Racial Harmony Day! 😇😇
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Originally Posted by Harvest
Wah, Datuk you very fast hand fast leg. Now I hesitate to give you stock tips liao. HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sure very soon oil will breach USD100 while Iran will keep bluffing Trump into endless negotiations and ceasefire MOUs. I can almost smell how the AI bubble is going to jit bah boom when these 3 conditions are met...
1. Trump put in ground troops on Iran and oil breaches USD140
2. BOJ "surprised" markets with an aggressive rate hike, unwinding the yen carry trade
3. Fed Chair Warsh raises interest rate aggressively to combat inflation
Honey went back liao also good lah, help me kick 50% of my current addiction while I hunt for new addiction. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA My kkj will be singing Count on Me Singapore when I'm conducting my 21-gun salute during my upcoming biz trip.
Walao. Your stock tips so zhun that's why old uncle me have to be fast hand fast leg mah 🤑🤑
Still remember your call on Nvidia and Micron was sibei zhun just before the massive bull run started 👍👍
Wah scary! AI bubble burst liao where to hide sia?? 😱😱
SPCX jit bah boom to fall below IPO price! 🤣🤣
Tiagong Trump has halted military escalation again as more negotiations to follow?? 🤔🤔
You kick your Honeymoon addiction, I also better kick my simp addiction 😝😝
Don't want to end up like Mr Army Boy feeding an entire village! 😂😂
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Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW
Ya right. He is some kind of weapon specialist whose own weapon often IA in the bedroom. LOL If I am the Minister for Defense I will give him a simp expert rank instead for feeding Ellen's village well. Lol That's why you are the Datuk... People working hard in SAF to defend the country from external threats while you just ZBL in JB enjoying your KC shows. Lol! I recalled bro AL said he finds your Real Feel CDs too thick for him. Next time I see him I will offer him my thinner Okamoto 003 see suits him or not. I just hope that he will not be giving lame excuses like bro Ethan. Sigh. Just read your recce FR on Harmony spa and am surprised that the ML didn't offer to harmonize your kkj to celebrate racial harmony day?? LOL!
Walao. Simi ZBL in JB? Coolie me still need to 做牛做马 in SG de wor 😭😭
Aiya. Feeding some poor girl's village is also part of our National Simping Defense strategy mah 🫡🫡
When Ellen's village is well fed she then can deliver high level KC that he needs for his weapon to function properly 🤣🤣
Happy tirak = happy soldier 😉😉
Walao. It's still a 正中 spa so the ML can't be so bold mah 🤭🤭
Anyway, a walk around the area can easily spot at least 3 fuck joints. 😍😍
No lack of option to harmonize kkj should the need arises 😜😜
__________________ Mind & Body in SG, Heart & Soul in JB!
Wah Mr Trainer, Cindy gave birth so long liao since Aman days you still fantasizing about her being preggy ah?? Hahahahahaha So looks like besides being a KBKP addict you are also a preggy addict. Get married?? To who?? I have no gf wor so probably I will also end up being a bachelor like you. Meanwhile, let me go hunt for another new addiction first Hahahahaha
Yup, I have fetish for preggies giving me BJ and tiagong bro PGor have a fetish for smelling the Dada's panties BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wah, you also don't wanna get married ah? Siow liao loh! Gahmen will hate me for being a bad anti social influence while they are fighting fire to arrest the disastrous 0.87 fertility rate. Bwahahahaha Tolong tolong better don't follow my example while you are hunting for new addiction.
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Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW
That's true, bro. I wonder how many of these bad loans have Datuk written off out of goodwill? But he takes it as doing charity *salute* while giving rm5k cash gifts to his tiraks is like making merit for a better afterlife. I think he is on his way to Nirvana. Lol Kindness as entertainment? I'm surprised that you have preggy fetish on Cindy! Would you be kind enough to entertain us with a live demo of your fetish by offering Cindy rm5k? LOL!
I think the amount of bad loans that Datuk has written off is prolly enough to buy 泰国老师 a nice house in CM. Rm5k for Cindy's kind of quality!?? Rm500 I also dun want! Maybe rm50 I can still consider... or she should give me rm50 instead to be her porn star BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Originally Posted by tarma69
Walao. You think I'm Federal Reserve print INFINITE money meh? 🙄🙄
During my younger days I like aggressive and wild girls 🥰🥰
Now old uncle me prefers gentle and docile girls 🤪🤪
Aiya, your pimple scars not obvious mah. From a distance stills looks good 👍👍
Wah Mr Trainer, as a divorcee myself I must say you are speaking words of wisdom! 🫡🫡
Old uncle me's AI summarized FR on Harmony Spa:
Facilities: Super new and clean. Got comfy TV room, hot pool and suana ♨️ ♨️
Service: Suoer attentive. The bangla can predict my needs before I even try to get his attention in the canteen. Such a vast difference from the bangla at now defunct VIP spa! 🤣🤣
Food: Every day got different main dish. Soup and dessert same like HV spa 😋😋
Massage: No standard massage bed as the rooms were designed for bonking. 🤣🤣 ML's skills are ok but the face supporter not very comfy. 😑😑
Damage: rm138 💸💸
Overall: A nice cozy boutique spa with reasonable prices for old uncle me to harmonize my body, mind and spirit on Racial Harmony Day! 😇😇
What? You prefer gentle and docile girls nowadays? But 泰国老师 is also not gentle nor docile wor! That's why you conveniently "broke up" with her? Bwahahahahaha I like your comparison "Such a vast difference from the bangla at now defunct VIP spa!" Then again, I dun think any other JB spas we went to have banglas whose service are worse than VIP spa's banglas. Bwahahahaha Rm138 seems reasonable considering the fact that they have hot pool to soak water. Can't wait for the day when the bonking rooms can be finally be used for its original intended purposes. Maybe by Xmas??
Seems like you are very sexcited about the BI trip, Mr FBB. Honeymoon phase over liao? Lol Actually I'm still surprised that Honey is your type, tho I understand why you got hooked on Moon as she is so much like Joyce! Lol Yea, I suspected as much that it's all just a lame excuse for a much darker reason. Besides the rising divorce rate, STD infection rates are also rising. Not good. Personally I still think the Okamoto 003 is still thinner than Durex Invisible tho I've not tried their latest 001. Datuk needs the thickness of Real Feel to showcase his cocksmanship so that we can watch his KC shows later mah. LOL
Honey and Joyce... er, I mean Moon, have different personalities. Honey is the gentle and docile type while Moon is the lively and wild type. A sexciting blend of yin and yang for me. Hahahahahaha But I admit it's getting too addictive so it's time to do an "addiction rotation" before I'm tempted into the dark side like bro Ethan! I find the Okamoto CDs not comfy for me though they are cheaper than Durex. For Datuk to maximize his cocksmanship, he might as well use Durex Performa
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Walao. Your stock tips so zhun that's why old uncle me have to be fast hand fast leg mah 🤑🤑
Still remember your call on Nvidia and Micron was sibei zhun just before the massive bull run started 👍👍
Wah scary! AI bubble burst liao where to hide sia?? 😱😱
SPCX jit bah boom to fall below IPO price! 🤣🤣
Tiagong Trump has halted military escalation again as more negotiations to follow?? 🤔🤔
You kick your Honeymoon addiction, I also better kick my simp addiction 😝😝
Don't want to end up like Mr Army Boy feeding an entire village! 😂😂
SKYN beat earnings also jit bah boom! HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope you didn't subscribe to the IPO. Where to hide? Should have diversified to non AI/tech stocks when I told you about the sector rotation happening. But if you still die die want to buy AI/tech stock, let me give you a hint... the one that Nvidia CEO Jenson Huang said will be the next trillion dollar company... price is looking attractive now and I might start to DCA in. NFA! Simp addiction? Take it as an investment like Mr Army Boy: he feed the entire village now then when he becomes village chief the entire village will feed him during his retirement. Hahahahaha
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Yup, I have fetish for preggies giving me BJ and tiagong bro PGor have a fetish for smelling the Dada's panties BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wah, you also don't wanna get married ah? Siow liao loh! Gahmen will hate me for being a bad anti social influence while they are fighting fire to arrest the disastrous 0.87 fertility rate. Bwahahahaha Tolong tolong better don't follow my example while you are hunting for new addiction.
Bro PGor only smell dada's panties meh? I think he told me before that he has been smelling FLs' panties since the day he started CS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wah, gahmen stats released said number of babies born last year dropped below 30k for the very first time since independence, then Chee Hong Tat said that HDB is seriously considering lowering the min age for singles to buy flats because more people are staying single! Conclusion: our pathetic TFR will just continue to spiral down for sure. Mr Trainer, you have foresight and didn't fall into the marriage trap! Power! HAHAHAHAHAHA
14-07-2026, 07:36 PM
Venus is the last standing rm268 spa but also wouldn't be for long, I'm sure. Ya, our Boleh guys are full of addicts... You are a Honeymoon addict, bro PGor is a Milf addict and I'm a KBKP addict. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
Datuk said they have about 10 girls now but mostly CMI. Think can skip for the time being and continue with our BI sexploration. Hahahahaha I think bro Ethan being a risk taking young gun is still in the 不见棺材不流泪 dreamland. Must let him kenna one time jialut jialut then the lesson will sink into his coconut head. 
Now I hesitate to give you stock tips liao. HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sure very soon oil will breach USD100 while Iran will keep bluffing Trump into endless negotiations and ceasefire MOUs. I can almost smell how the AI bubble is going to jit bah boom when these 3 conditions are met...
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