Soft Swing

velvetkiss · #1 12-12-2009, 05:39 PM

We are a 22 and 28 yr old couple looking for soft swing.

Criteria:
1. Age- below 30yr old
2. Slim
3. Chinese
4. Include a picture of you and your partner.

I would not entertain if you do not meet the criteria as stated.

ColourBlindx2 · #2 12-12-2009, 05:48 PM

At least state a description of yourselves, dont sound so cold and restrictive and be more open to the other races, other sizes and a wider age group, just specify that you dont want senior citizens la..... Just my humble opinions

Good luck in your search!

Colourblind f

Danvin · #3 12-12-2009, 07:45 PM

Take up a hobby, instead of having sex with random people in this forum. Be in harmony with the truth and in control of your mind.

block11 · #4 12-12-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Danvin

Take up a hobby, instead of having sex with random people in this forum. Be in harmony with the truth and in control of your mind.

nice quote

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

You guys feel lonely because you have no goals to work or look forward to. Take up a hobby, instead of having sex with random people in this forum. Be in harmony with the truth and in control of your mind.

here's another...

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

in a nut shell, all guys here are looking for free sex. Guys don't you denied that. You girls just open your legs to them, how are you different from those prostitutes.

maybe its easy to criticize others when you don't fully understand the circumstances... funny how things can be turned around

therefore...

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

ignorance of the issue.

ColourBlindx2 · #5 12-12-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by block11

nice quote

Wow you're helluva resourceful! Respect.

Colourblind f

ninefangs · #6 12-12-2009, 09:02 PM

owned lol.

velvetkiss · #7 13-12-2009, 12:53 AM

Dude, please open your eyes. I'm looking for SOFT SWING. Soft swing means you only have sex / make love with your OWN partner.

Hard swing means you fuck with each other partner.

velvetkiss · #8 13-12-2009, 01:21 AM

Variety is the spice of life

Danvin, don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Block11, you're a fast learner. You actually collected all my replies. Good one ! However, don't flog a dead horse.

My two cents worth, don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

ColourBlindx2 · #9 13-12-2009, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

Dude, please open your eyes. I'm looking for SOFT SWING. Soft swing means you only have sex / make love with your OWN partner.

Hard swing means you fuck with each other partner.

Methinks everybody with more than one brain cell knows that logic... And normally people asking for soft swing, tend to end up having full hard swings with the Colourblinds. And i wonder why eh??

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

Block11, you're a fast learner.
My two cents worth, don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

To me, Block bro isnt a fast learner. He just happens to be one of the precious few in the forum to have brains and is capable of doing logical thinking. I respect him

For those who dont know what the expression of grandmother-sucking-eggs, it means "offering advice to an expert"... And coming to this, can i ask a question??

Is velvetkiss bro in the swinging community or something? Cos from what i would define an expert in swinging, would be someone who has swung for a sufficient amount of time and gained lots of wisdom from it. So can you be deemed as an expert in the first place??

Pardon my bluntness. Cant help but to ask such an amateur-ish question.

Colourblind f

jon2000sg · #10 13-12-2009, 02:06 AM

it's the great Singapore Swing !!!

velvetkiss · #11 13-12-2009, 02:26 AM

Colourblind f- that's what you think. To each its own. I have my own preferences. I don't know why people people asking for soft swing, end up having hard swing with the Colourblinds.

Don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs means don't try to advise those who know better. Colourblind f, I did not say I am an expert. How do you define sufficient amount of time? Any precedents?

Colourblind f, when I said Don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs, without a shadow of doubt, I was referring to the definition of soft swing. I did not specifically name Block11. It was written in the following paragraph. Very clear, it was a different subject matter.

Your bluntness is acceptable.

kurosaki ichigo · #12 13-12-2009, 03:03 AM

Take up a hobby, instead of having swings (soft) with random people in this forum. Be in harmony with the truth and in control of your mind

kenhirai · #13 13-12-2009, 03:25 AM

cool down girls..... have a break, have a kit kat..

Danvin · #14 13-12-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

Danvin, don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
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You should relax and cool down.

ColourBlindx2 · #15 13-12-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by velvetkiss

Don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs means don't try to advise those who know better. Colourblind f, I did not say I am an expert. How do you define sufficient amount of time? Any precedents?

Colourblind f, when I said Don't try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs, without a shadow of doubt, I was referring to the definition of soft swing. I did not specifically name Block11. It was written in the following paragraph. Very clear, it was a different subject matter.

Your bluntness is acceptable.

IMHO, a sufficient amount of time is such that the person gains enough swinging experience from having swung more than once. Soft or hard, it's still a swing.. You still get butt-naked in a room with more than one homosapien and you make attempts to reach orgasm(s), right? Just a matter of how you reach them...

Btw i thought i separated my paragraphs such that it can be seen that i was not mixing Blocky's fast-learning issue with the swinging-expert issue.. Apparently it wasnt clear enough.

Colourblind f