The safest health centre

apache · #1 24-04-2009, 01:13 AM

These few weeks have been nothing but troubles for many health centres boss and also interrupted many cheongsters. But the turmoil should wind up soon. Hope the illegal joints are shut and do not disturb the legal joints.

A though came into my mine. How about the safest joint?

We meet at the ferry terminal. A boat brings us to a casino ship berthed in the international water. In this ship got one health centre call "The safe sillypore health centre".

The gals have excellent services, as pretty as the models in the AV movies, services as good as those in BHC, massage skills as good as those in sinseh shops.

No police will come and raid. The ship got anti pirate system. We can shout and scream all we want, and the gals can turn on their "stereo moans" as loud as they want.

We can also have the biggest nude parade of gals in the KTV in the ship. All the waitresses are in the nude, and the singers gyrate in the nude too. If you want coffee with milk, you can choose between cow's milk or human milk. If you choose human milk, a breast feeding lady will come. You can squeeze her neh neh and out come the milk into the coffee. If you want it raw, just suck the milk straight from the neh neh.

What a wonderful world. After 2 hours, the ferry will bring you back to mainland. Back a sextified person.

Well, this is just a dream.

johnn · #2 24-04-2009, 02:19 AM

very high rental cost,
Salary for gal?

Smeagol · #3 24-04-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by apache

Well, this is just a dream.

Are you on drugs or something

ha ha just yanking yur little pinkie toe

dGardener's · #4 24-04-2009, 10:05 AM

though funny, it is a good idea though

plop1 · #5 24-04-2009, 12:00 PM

Its always possible....

as long as you have the $$$$$$$$

Ass Lover · #6 24-04-2009, 12:05 PM

why dun you buy a ticket to macau and there u can get all the elements of your dream fulfilled there.

bigbum77 · #7 24-04-2009, 12:28 PM

haha that a good idea.
heard of this b4 but not massage centre, its a KTV on boat and the girls are expensive to pay for

nokia6i00 · #8 24-04-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbum77

haha that a good idea.
heard of this b4 but not massage centre, its a KTV on boat and the girls are expensive to pay for

if gal come to work in yr hc, on the boat, they command a veri high salary.

haahhahaha

Sex Junkie · #9 24-04-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by nokia6i00

if gal come to work in yr hc, on the boat, they command a veri high salary.

haahhahaha

why is that ? they must have swimming license or something

tiditoo · #10 24-04-2009, 12:40 PM

There are some cruise to nowhere that operates a mini-casino in International waters.

Once out there, many vice activities are conducted which includes gambling, commercial sex services and etc.

You may like to check it out yourself.

Aceofspades · #11 24-04-2009, 01:13 PM

Haha.. not a bad idea. Then again, wouldn't that be as good as going over to JB or KL or Balai or Batam?

OsamaBinLaden · #12 24-04-2009, 01:24 PM

dont let your imagination run too wild bro... hehee...

although i gotta say its not too bad an idea... full marks for your creative mind...

poonani · #13 24-04-2009, 02:47 PM

This is not a dream. All the casino ships (3?) at Batam have HC's, but they are run down, or only have curtain as door and no shower.

I haven't been for a few years, but I think you change $500 or $1,000 for chips, you get a free room (again run down, not Star Cruise standard).

You can call the girl to the room. All Thai girls - very, very good massge thrown in. Excellent service.

One day I won money, on purpose missed the last boat back. Stayed on board - fucked three girls until cock sore.

Lucky that day, big ship dock at Harborfront at 8:00 am. Bought a tie, went straight to work at Raffles. Wow, those were good days- if you didn't trade and make at least $1,000 in the morning, people say you are stupid cause they make $5,000.