Xiaxue has a VERY poor impression of all you guys.

[sammyboyfor]

Singaporean Men: An introspection, please

http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2010/06/s...on-please.html

Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with some Singaporean guys?? Nothing against ALL of them of course but there is a distinct bunch who are disturbingly crude, uncivilised, pervertic, horny, bitter, and worst of all, extremely opinionated.

Yes I am talking about those who contribute to disgusting forums by posting up all sorts of smut (girls' upskirts/their PRC girlfriend's vagina pics etc) and menstrating all over the internet with their perverse views.

If you have ever viewed Sammyboy forums or $$$$$$$$$$$$ or even Stomp, you'd know EXACTLY the sort of men I'm talking about.





Sammyboy forums... Just looking at it gives me gonorrhea.

I don't actually KNOW any guy who is this disgusting in real life, probably coz my friends are like, eligible, educated dudes, but I imagine that most of these men are either old - like 40-50 plus and just learnt to use the internet and realised that you can get porno!!!!!!111111... Or they are just like dumbshit crude blue-collared workers, the sort who will whistle at girls as they walk past.

I don't know if they are unhappy with their lives, not getting any, simply mei jia jiao (no parental guidance since young) or whatever, but they are constantly ANGRY and at the same time they think they are better than everyone else.

And one more common thing? They all treat girls like sex objects.

Seriously they are so similar that I can almost always know what they are going to respond given any situation.

For example right... Some dude will post up a photo of an escort he banged and ask "How much upon 10?"

...and some other dudes will be like "look like tranny but I'd still fuck her" or "Wonder if her cheesepie is as wet and soft as her mouth (insert creepy smiley like this is funny)" or (help me here I'm trying to be as crude as them) "How much ask her to call me 92757532 Ah keong . wants to piak piak! veri intrestd".


You know what I mean lah.

I don't know WHY but they all talk in the same 'language' and it's kinda like lolspeak except for horny shit. I hearby term it HLS - stands for Horny Loser Speak.

HLS is SEXUAL BABYTALK ("wah sarpork! Cheesepie [cheebye]! Raisin [nipple]!"). Mad gross and makes all my hairs stand!! Slang is mildly funny normally but just disturbing for sexual talk, ok?!

Test your boyfriend today to see if he knows what these mean:

- piakable (fuckable)
- fapfapfap (The sound of masturbation)
- PCC (pa chew cheng - to wank)
- GPGT (got picture got talk)
- BBBJ (bare back blow job)
- GL (Geylang?)
- FR (no fucking idea what this means but it's some kinda rating so I'd guess Fuck Review? Fuck rating? Fornication rank?)

And perhaps most disturbing of all:

- GFE (From urban dictionary: Girl Friend Experience. A professional that kisses and cuddles her client and gives him intimacy like a girlfriend. A prostitute that enjoys her clients and lets them know it with kisses and not rushing.)


OMG SORRY BUT PAYING FOR SEX DOES NOT MEAN A GIRL LOVES YOU, LOSER!


Wah I learnt a lot today just by researching for this article. If your bf knows any of these terms beware! He may be a forum-contributing loser!!



All men are horny and some are less... evolved than others. I get that. But why must they also have internet access?!

I FUCKING HATE READING THEIR SHIT!!!


And I can't even avoid them because some of them leave comments on my blog!!! Whatever it is I post they just like to say that I'm ugly/plastic and they'd never wanna fuck me. Yeah *scoff* like that's ever happening.

Thank god most readers are girls now phew.

There are 3 reasons why I am triggered to write this blog post despite already knowing about these men for a long, long time.

Reason 1)

Sammyboy's "Pictures of our Sexual Escapades" section.

I was just discussing with Jess the other day about how Singaporean men love to TALK about sex A LOT. They yak and yak about how prostitutes or flings or milfs lick their "little brother" until they buay tahan and shoot their semen on whatever object. Please! Can't they just enjoy their sex and SHUT UP ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS?!

And she told me about this section in the forum where the men post up photos of their naked wives/fuck buddies/girlfriends...





And maids...



That's all fine and dandy except...






It seems like most of these girls DO NOT KNOW OF THE PHOTOS TAKEN!

HOW IS IT THAT THE POLICE ARE NOT LIKE CATCHING THESE CRIMINALS?!?!?!?! Sick shit!

And this is the grossest of all I swear I gagged a little in my mouth:



PLEASE LAH THAT WOMAN IS THE FUTURE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD CAN'T YOU RESPECT HER A LITTLE AND NOT SNAP NAKED PHOTOS OF HER TO POST ON A SLEAZY FORUM?!

Btw you can't view the photos coz you have to have some sort of exclusive membership so yeah don't bother.

Also in the forum are prostitute reviews (never knew prostitutes had to do ass rimming and swallow cum somemore must pretend to enjoy it really FTLs), how it's like to have sex with ladyboys, and dirty ktv discussions etc. You know, all that classy shit.

[no_faith]

if base on wat she commented, boss you r the worst cuz u r the owner of the forum.

[Ardor]

Almost feels like a personal attack.......as if her opinions count

[ah rat]

She needs a dick to shut her mouth

[yepee]

Well Boss If she hate soooo much why she read soooo much.......?

Sigh....She post on the wrong thread should post on the mess OG maybe that will help her to reduce stress.

Just my though

[rob_onny]

May b she was trying 2 attract SBF bros 2 bonk her??

[TheGreatOne]

ha!

as if people give a shit to what she thinks.

attention seeking... AGAIN. But then... what's new for her?

[bochapsing]

Originally Posted by rob_onny

May b she was trying 2 attract SBF bros 2 bonk her??

errr....
i'll give her a miss....

can somebody pls give her a mirror....?!!
why is she so shamelessly trying to attract for attention....??!!

[G42.85]

someone forced her to read?


ask her dun act until like so innocent...

[maninsinsha]

Why would she be surfing SBF in the first place?? And if she's so disgusted by all the terms here, how on earth can she remember all the terms that's being used here?? Hmmmm.......

[TheGreatOne]

Originally Posted by bochapsing

errr....
i'll give her a miss....

can somebody pls give her a mirror....?!!
why is she so shamelessly trying to attract for attention....??!!

actually she quite ko-lian de ne.

during sch days, she had to use recess makan money to buy hotdogs and tie around her so that the strays dogs will crowd around her
- which she had sadly misinterpreted that she was well welcomed by them
- which again, those hounds were just after her hotdogs...

and now she is again, (old tricks, haiz...) tying hotdogs around her, AGAIN to garner attentions...

[BiRd13]

There's bound to have please, and displease among people...
Don't really need to care what others said...

First thing la, if this xiaxue don't surf sbf, will he/she know about it too? Doubt so... So if he/she is scolding ppl for surfing sbf, he/she is scolding himself/herself too =X

[G42.85]

Originally Posted by TheGreatOne

actually she quite ko-lian de ne.

during sch days, she had to use recess makan money to buy hotdogs and tie around her so that the strays dogs will crowd around her
- which she had sadly misinterpreted that she was well welcomed by them
- which again, those hounds were just after her hotdogs...

and now she is again, (old tricks, haiz...) tying hotdogs around her, AGAIN to garner attentions...

well said!

[walle]

maybe her angmoh bf ask her to come out and do FL cos angmoh need money as well as her cheeby need a dick

[oneheart]

Some ex bf of xiaxue pls post pictures of her up. Let her know she is as slutty as those whores.. not that I wanna see though. Just to make her welcummed. Someone pls post a fr as well..the prob with her is her high n mighty stance, compounded by her lack of self awareness. Don't think she is better than any sbf bro.