5 fucks in one day

maituleow · #1 19-10-2004, 02:46 PM

Was half working and half log on to sammyboy horny yesterday morning,read some threads making me horny..so told the boss Tea break (Actually oredi 10.30am) and go for a smoke.Drove to PB HC ,told the receptionist any new and young girl will do. The girl assigned CMI ,ask me want any tea or coffee,told her got no time have to rush can do fuck job or not,she tell me I very direct, i answered that today brother need servicing. Everthing SOP ..this is the 1st Fuck......changed pay her S$100 and left.
Call Boss in Office that going to meet customer and not coming back ..kanna FUCK (2 nd Fuck!!)left right and centre..why go tea break so long,customer waiting for quotation...neber mind ..tolerate....and feeling frustrated proceed to Pearl Centre on 3rd level...recce and found a prc quite goodlooking ,just wanted only to have massage and some sensual feeling...but today brother feel mighty powerful..can marikita again leh!!! She rode on me and that's the 3rd Fuck.Paid her S$80 (she neber say anything leh!!!)and left for work again.
Back at Office 2.45pm, Boss come to my table and Fuck (4th Fuck) me again complaining that the quotation still not sent out. KNNCB,lan lan work and work.....After work, went to Novena Square PUB for drink with friends and went home at 10.30pm....and fucked my wife...(5th Fuck)....waH brothers think I super Can or what!!!fuck 5 times in 1 day...no lah 2 times kanna Fucked lah .hehehehehehehe S$180 for 5 fucks..cheap or Not!!!!

nzkaki · #2 19-10-2004, 02:57 PM

hahaha
bro you are funny

what a nice fucking day

monster98 · #3 19-10-2004, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by maituleow

...no lah 2 times kanna Fucked lah .hehehehehehehe S$180 for 5 fucks..cheap or Not!!!!

KNN. U the joker. Very misleading title..........But i like your report....... Up your points for being a joker

mamamia · #4 19-10-2004, 03:02 PM

You really Ti Ko... see people mentioned so many fucks only you quickly rushed in to read....

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Originally Posted by monster98

KNN. U the joker. Very misleading title..........But i like your report....... Up your points for being a joker

MoonBlaze · #5 19-10-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mamamia

You really Ti Ko... see people mentioned so many fucks only you quickly rushed in to read....

Ok i own up. i also click on this thread due to its title...

7even · #6 19-10-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by maituleow

Was half working and half log on to sammyboy horny yesterday morning,read some threads making me horny..so told the boss Tea break (Actually oredi 10.30am) and go for a smoke.Drove to PB HC ,told the receptionist any new and young girl will do. The girl assigned CMI ,ask me want any tea or coffee,told her got no time have to rush can do fuck job or not,she tell me I very direct, i answered that today brother need servicing. Everthing SOP ..this is the 1st Fuck......changed pay her S$100 and left.
Call Boss in Office that going to meet customer and not coming back ..kanna FUCK (2 nd Fuck!!)left right and centre..why go tea break so long,customer waiting for quotation...neber mind ..tolerate....and feeling frustrated proceed to Pearl Centre on 3rd level...recce and found a prc quite goodlooking ,just wanted only to have massage and some sensual feeling...but today brother feel mighty powerful..can marikita again leh!!! She rode on me and that's the 3rd Fuck.Paid her S$80 (she neber say anything leh!!!)and left for work again.
Back at Office 2.45pm, Boss come to my table and Fuck (4th Fuck) me again complaining that the quotation still not sent out. KNNCB,lan lan work and work.....After work, went to Novena Square PUB for drink with friends and went home at 10.30pm....and fucked my wife...(5th Fuck)....waH brothers think I super Can or what!!!fuck 5 times in 1 day...no lah 2 times kanna Fucked lah .hehehehehehehe S$180 for 5 fucks..cheap or Not!!!!

your wife didnt noticed how come you got no cums?

#7 19-10-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maituleow

Was half working and half log on to sammyboy horny yesterday morning,read some threads making me horny..so told the boss Tea break (Actually oredi 10.30am) and go for a smoke.Drove to PB HC ,told the receptionist any new and young girl will do. The girl assigned CMI ,ask me want any tea or coffee,told her got no time have to rush can do fuck job or not,she tell me I very direct, i answered that today brother need servicing. Everthing SOP ..this is the 1st Fuck......changed pay her S$100 and left.
Call Boss in Office that going to meet customer and not coming back ..kanna FUCK (2 nd Fuck!!)left right and centre..why go tea break so long,customer waiting for !!!!

Well written bro... I was con by the title as well but at the end of reading, got a laugh on my face...

Cheerz Mate

maituleow · #8 19-10-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster98

KNN. U the joker. Very misleading title..........But i like your report....... Up your points for being a joker

hey brother,if you KNN me yesterday...will add up to 6 fucks total..hehehehe
anyway thanks for your points...really appreciated....

#9 19-10-2004, 03:58 PM

bro...that was a good 1, today i also fucked (actually kena fucked) 5 times by AM....now walk also leg open open...
but then got other bros kena fucked 6 times by AM; think they cant even walk liow......

5stars · #10 19-10-2004, 04:06 PM

You wrote a really hilarious and entertaining FR.
Should have made many samsters laugh till fall from their chair.
Can see the funny side of your FR.

We await you to break your record of 5 fuck a day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maituleow

(5th Fuck)....waH brothers think I super Can or what!!!fuck 5 times in 1 day...no lah 2 times kanna Fucked lah .hehehehehehehe S$180 for 5 fucks..cheap or Not!!!!

MoonBlaze · #11 19-10-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by robertking

bro...that was a good 1, today i also fucked (actually kena fucked) 5 times by AM....now walk also leg open open...
but then got other bros kena fucked 6 times by AM; think they cant even walk liow......

I only kenna 4 times...but think AM will zap more soon...hahaha... BTW Bro MG still alive? Already -7.

TheHappyMondays · #12 19-10-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by maituleow

Was half working and half log on to sammyboy horny yesterday morning,read some threads making me horny..so told the boss Tea break (Actually oredi 10.30am) and go for a smoke.Drove to PB HC ,told the receptionist any new and young girl will do. The girl assigned CMI ,ask me want any tea or coffee,told her got no time have to rush can do fuck job or not,she tell me I very direct, i answered that today brother need servicing. Everthing SOP ..this is the 1st Fuck......changed pay her S$100 and left.
Call Boss in Office that going to meet customer and not coming back ..kanna FUCK (2 nd Fuck!!)left right and centre..why go tea break so long,customer waiting for quotation...neber mind ..tolerate....and feeling frustrated proceed to Pearl Centre on 3rd level...recce and found a prc quite goodlooking ,just wanted only to have massage and some sensual feeling...but today brother feel mighty powerful..can marikita again leh!!! She rode on me and that's the 3rd Fuck.Paid her S$80 (she neber say anything leh!!!)and left for work again.
Back at Office 2.45pm, Boss come to my table and Fuck (4th Fuck) me again complaining that the quotation still not sent out. KNNCB,lan lan work and work.....After work, went to Novena Square PUB for drink with friends and went home at 10.30pm....and fucked my wife...(5th Fuck)....waH brothers think I super Can or what!!!fuck 5 times in 1 day...no lah 2 times kanna Fucked lah .hehehehehehehe S$180 for 5 fucks..cheap or Not!!!!

Very funny title. You made my day. Will up your points later.