My 1st FB

OilStir · #1 27-02-2013, 10:19 AM

Hi everyone, had been lurking sbf for awhile and finally decided to create an acc share my own story. So here it is.

Because my buddy flew my aeroplane at the last min, I was left wandering the streets alone. As I was walking around, I saw a sex toy shop. It was newly opened back then. Went in to see see look look. The moment I stepped inside, I heard a sweet voice asking "Hi, may I help you"(in chinese). I turned to the direction of the voice and saw a syt.

To be continued...

OilStir · #2 27-02-2013, 06:07 PM

There stood a girl in golden brown hair, a polo tee with a short jeans skirt. The moment I saw her was like, oh typical ah lian... Told her I would wanna look around. She quietly stood beside me as there were no other customer. When I turned and looked at her, she gave a very sweet smile.

Randomly I picked up a product and asked her...
Me: Whats this?
Her: Cock ring.
Me: Oh. And this?
Her: Its the same but this comes with a vibrator.
Me: Guys also need vibrator?(Evil smile)
Her: No.. The vibrator is for the girl when intercourse.
Me: I see. What about this then?(Picked up a big ring like thing)
Her: Another type of cock ring but you can put your balls in as well.

I picked up a rubber one to see and she told me I can pull to try the elasticity. So I did. Pulled a little. She asked me to pull harder. I asked if spoil how. She jokingly say if spoilt means sold. I teased her by saying you ask me pull harder but spoil means sold? She laughed...

OilStir · #3 27-02-2013, 06:08 PM

So I bought the ring with the vibrator. As she was returning me the change, the way she did it made me guessed that she is from malaysia because I dun see singaporean doing in such a manner.(Right hand with the change and left hand folded with palm near the elbow)

Because of her friendlyness, I wanted to ask for her name and number. Before I could do so, her lady boss came back. Left without a choice but to retreat and fight another day.

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OilStir · #4 28-02-2013, 08:15 AM

A week later, I went back the shop to try my luck. Went in, looked around, only saw the lady boss. So I asked.

Me: Erm, may I know if Alice(fake up) is around?
Lady boss: I dun have a staff by that name.
Me: That small small girl with golden brown hair one.
Lady boss: Orh, June ah. She today off. How can I help you?
Me: Last week she told me to look for her to intro me a new product.(Fake up again)
Lady boss: What product?
Me: I dunno. Can you give me her number so I can ask her?
Lady boss: Cannot. Why dun you leave your number and I get her to contact you?

Bo bian so left my number and left the shop.

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