what is the funniest thing when u are cumming?

fabiann · #1 14-05-2013, 01:19 PM

i shall tell mine first maybe? haha... i may get flame... but dont really care so much abt points... but juz a light-hearted thread for ppl who are having stress at work... including me

i was sleeping with my gf 1 night, and we got touchy here and there... so as per normal we had sex, and she popped the golden question which i have been dying to try it.. which is COF... woo hoo... so i decided to switch on the lights, in case my soldiers anyhow fly and kena my bedsheet...

so when i was abt to cum and took aim at her face and everything juz rushed out and she straight away turned her face away and make noise... saying i shoot directly into her nose

and cause her cant breathe... so instead of COF, i got the nose...

BiRd13 · #2 14-05-2013, 01:49 PM

Similar to your case TS...

Meet up with FB for normal bonking as usual... However, this time round, she agree to try CIM for me... But she said she will not swallow though...

Pump her till when almost cumming, removed and she opened her mouth for me to shoot in... But before she could open her mouth, I couldn't control much longer, and shoot my loads onto her face instead... She started to grumbling and was quite piss about it...

aldof.hilter · #3 14-05-2013, 02:02 PM

A slightly different one:

I like a waxed pussy very much, smooth and no pricking hair. Few years back I was happily painting this young ITE girl with a super smooth pussy. She laid on the bed spreading facing up, I painted her with my didi pressed on the bed.

Was super excited, rub my didi abit on the bed and prepared to f*** her. She hold and rub my didi when I went on top of her. Before it can go into her pussy, there goes my soldiers sprouting on the bed!

We laughed soo hard until mood lost, so no pussy for my didi that night

cheatingchris · #4 14-05-2013, 02:17 PM

Just when i was abt to cummmm, fire alarm in the hotel went on. nbcb

fabiann · #5 14-05-2013, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cheatingchris

Just when i was abt to cummmm, fire alarm in the hotel went on. nbcb

HAHA.. which means the fire alarm and ur didi fired at the same time...

georgemagnum · #6 14-05-2013, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cheatingchris

Just when i was abt to cummmm, fire alarm in the hotel went on. nbcb

Hahahaha .... Good one ..... Poor u ....

gm

kypdurron · #7 14-05-2013, 02:32 PM

was with my first serious gf, we didnt have sex yet but mostly oral and masturbating.
so one night were playing with each other face to face while standing up. my hand was around her backside and she was stroking me.
When I shot, the first shot was quite big, but we didnt see where did it go. Turns out it actually flew over her shoulder and onto her back. (she's much shorter than me)

fabiann · #8 14-05-2013, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kypdurron

was with my first serious gf, we didnt have sex yet but mostly oral and masturbating.
so one night were playing with each other face to face while standing up. my hand was around her backside and she was stroking me.
When I shot, the first shot was quite big, but we didnt see where did it go. Turns out it actually flew over her shoulder and onto her back. (she's much shorter than me)

like a spider web sia ur sperm... can fly over her shoulder and hit onto her back... making a U-turn... but blocked by her back... if her back is not there... ur cum will U-turn and hit back onto u... haha... nice legendary U-turn

FL seeker · #9 14-05-2013, 07:06 PM

Good spirit of sharing . Thank you sir

pendulum · #10 14-05-2013, 08:50 PM

When i about to cum i farted and we laugh non stop .

LateHunter · #11 14-05-2013, 08:54 PM

When i went for a massage plus hj, my cum shoot so high that it sticked all over her hair... she damn sian..

nicefriend · #12 14-05-2013, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fabiann

i shall tell mine first maybe? haha... i may get flame... but dont really care so much abt points... but juz a light-hearted thread for ppl who are having stress at work... including me

i was sleeping with my gf 1 onight, and we got touchy here and there... so as per normal we had sex, and she popped the golden question which i have been dying to try it.. which is COF... woo hoo... so i decided to switch on the lights, in case my soldiers anyhow fly and kena my bedsheet...

so when i was abt to cum and took aim at her face and everything juz rushed out and she straight away turned her face away and make noise... saying i shoot directly into her nose

and cause her cant breathe... so instead of COF, i got the nose...

Bro fabiann. Thanks for sharing.