tonite all hotel fully booked

[ykhuser]

knn...called many hotels..all fully booked.
looks like after clubbing tonite...lots of pretty babe will be banged by the ang mo...left the ugly ones for the local.

0.2% will kena hiv tonite.
there will be just 45900 sex acts locally just for tonite.
gals will be dead drunk and allows auto roam ny the guys.
9 ah nehs will take advantage

845 armpits will be licked.
45000 will cum in mouth/face.
900 will cum raw inside

[jazp]

Originally Posted by ykhuser

knn...called many hotels..all fully booked.
looks like after clubbing tonite...lots of pretty babe will be banged by the ang mo...left the ugly ones for the local.

0.2% will kena hiv tonite.
there will be just 45900 sex acts locally just for tonite.
gals will be dead drunk and allows auto roam ny the guys.
9 ah nehs will take advantage

845 armpits will be licked.
45000 will cum in mouth/face.
900 will cum raw inside

bro you working as mathematician ah...wah kao..

[Athens22]

Wow, that is some calculations u got there. I must agree that tonite lot of girls may get pregnant. That's how my first was made..

Anyway, wishing all a merry Christmas...

Cheers

[insomia]

alamak, a old bird cheongster will know christmas eve is a night where all lonely souls be laid. hahaha of course hotels fully booked lah.

not only lonely souls....all couples lovebirds will be busy at the room.


Merry Christmas

[AgentSmith]

Originally Posted by ykhuser

knn...called many hotels..all fully booked.
looks like after clubbing tonite...lots of pretty babe will be banged by the ang mo...left the ugly ones for the local.

0.2% will kena hiv tonite.
there will be just 45900 sex acts locally just for tonite.
gals will be dead drunk and allows auto roam ny the guys.
9 ah nehs will take advantage

845 armpits will be licked.
45000 will cum in mouth/face.
900 will cum raw inside

LOL ... Bro ... actually a lot of Ang Mo will be left high and dry.
They will most probably settle for those Langgar lorry Face Odd ball Ladies than local attractive types. (This is usually what they like... Odd taste)

Even if they managed to hook up those attractive local types, Merry Christmas it shall be cos more then often, those so called local attractive ones always carry 'Naive' as their middle name.
Suffering always follow after their celebration on Christmas (Too many live examples we have seen).
So let them Suffer. They need to learn. Good for them.

Merry Christmas .. Ho Ho Ho

[ykhuser]

Originally Posted by AgentSmith

LOL ... Bro ... actually a lot of Ang Mo will be left high and dry.
They will most probably settle for those Langgar lorry Face Odd ball Ladies than local attractive types. (This is usually what they like... Odd taste)

Even if they managed to hook up those attractive local types, Merry Christmas it shall be cos more then often, those so called local attractive ones always carry 'Naive' as their middle name.
Suffering always follow after their celebration on Christmas (Too many live examples we have seen).
So let them Suffer. They need to learn. Good for them.

Merry Christmas .. Ho Ho Ho

funny enough..if you alway bang the preety..1 day you will want to try bang the langgar face..maybe they even more fucking horny...will even lick your asshole and your toe

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by ykhuser

0.2% will kena hiv tonite.
there will be just 45900 sex acts locally just for tonite.
gals will be dead drunk and allows auto roam ny the guys.
9 ah nehs will take advantage

845 armpits will be licked.
45000 will cum in mouth/face.
900 will cum raw inside

You forgot the stats for gals losing their virginity. And how many regret it.

[Max77]

How come that stats seems so legit

[sky_liner2]

Well can't get the grapes and curse the grapes are sour!!!

[joncheong]

Originally Posted by ykhuser

knn...called many hotels..all fully booked.
looks like after clubbing tonite...lots of pretty babe will be banged by the ang mo...left the ugly ones for the local.

0.2% will kena hiv tonite.
there will be just 45900 sex acts locally just for tonite.
gals will be dead drunk and allows auto roam ny the guys.
9 ah nehs will take advantage

845 armpits will be licked.
45000 will cum in mouth/face.
900 will cum raw inside

Bro, sure so many cum in mouth or face ah?

And so many armpit lovers here? I know from many guys they don't like to smell or lick armpits one leh..

But well done for the stats! merry xmas bro

[adventured]

In 1 weeks time there will be a repeat again. Always love ushering in the new year.

[6Friendly9]

Originally Posted by ykhuser

knn...called many hotels..all fully booked.
looks like after clubbing tonite...lots of pretty babe will be banged by the ang mo...left the ugly ones for the local.

0.2% will kena hiv tonite.
there will be just 45900 sex acts locally just for tonite.
gals will be dead drunk and allows auto roam ny the guys.
9 ah nehs will take advantage

845 armpits will be licked.
45000 will cum in mouth/face.
900 will cum raw inside

==> hotel fully book nvm... still can bonk outdoor, in car, etc, yea?