Perfect Massage ( by Men )

[mlonewolf]

This is for those of the other inclination.

I was at golden landmark, when i saw across the road an ad "perfect massage" I thought it was your everyday PRC massage come HJ joint, then I saw below in smaller fonts " by men "

Intrigued I crossed the road and went up to see, wah really, its by men for men the messeuse is those feminine type of guy hehheh. $60 for 1 hour, not really my cup of tea, whether got fj or hj or bj I have noooo idea. I just said thank you and bye bye.

I have heard from many many people that these type of people
( my friend, like to call them shim's ) give the best BJ. better then any girl.
I will never know, but maybe some one who is more daring then myself can try.

PS: i have absolutely knothing against being gay, male or female, as long it does not involve me.

[doomday123]

There are so much man to man massage parlour nowadays.
If you wanted free bj, I think there are quite a number of pub / gyn you can visit in Singapore.

But I really can't imagine myself being bj by man. So disgusted.

[mlonewolf]

You mean they BJ you for free hah, just pay for massage issit.

[randyboy73]

Originally Posted by mlonewolf

You mean they BJ you for free hah, just pay for massage issit.

bro... heard from my friend who is gay that some places charge as much as $50 bucks for hand job... not sure about FJ.. he declined to tell me more... also i don wan him to think i interested... coz i like girls only ma!

I think yahoo classified has ads that say msg with hj included something like S$60.. not too sure

[laserbeam]

I too, heard that the transvestites at Changi Village perform very excellent BJ.
Much better than most ladies can do.
All because they are basically men and they know best how to give you the best orgasm!
I feel very weird too, to get close to men, let alone to be masturbated or BJ by them! Though many of the younger ones really look more gorgeous than real ladies!
By the way, do those masseurs dress like ladies?
Will they strip when you wanted specials from them?

Well, please excuse me for being too concerned about writing proper English.

A LADY who performs massage is a MASSEUSE whereas a man who performs massage is a MASSEUR.


Quote: “There are so much man to man massage parlour nowadays.” Unquote.
Should be written as: “There are so many man to man massage parlours nowadays

Sorry, I don’t mean brother mlonewolf and brother doomday123 are not good in writting proper English but that they just typed too fast and did not proof read before pressing the ENTER key.
Cheers!

[uzumaki_naruto]

Originally Posted by laserbeam

Sorry, I don’t mean brother mlonewolf and brother doomday123 are not good in writting proper English but that they just typed too fast and did not proof read before pressing the ENTER key.
Cheers!

Maybe you should take your own advice

[_jaDeD_]

Originally Posted by laserbeam

I, too, heard that the transvestites at Changi Village perform very excellent BJ.
Much better than most ladies can do.
All because they are basically men and they know best how to give you the best orgasm!
I feel very weird too, to get close to men, let alone to be masturbated or BJ by them! Though many of the younger ones really look more gorgeous than real ladies!
By the way, do those masseurs dress like ladies?
Will they strip when you wanted (it's actually WANT)specials from them?

Well, please excuse me for being too concerned about writing proper English.

A LADY who performs massage is a MASSEUSE whereas a man who performs massage is a MASSEUR.


Quote: “There are so much man to man massage parlour nowadays.” Unquote.
Should be written as: “There are so many man to man massage parlours nowadays

Sorry, I don’t mean brother mlonewolf and brother doomday123 are not good in writting proper English but that they just typed too fast and did not proof read before pressing the ENTER key.
Cheers!

You, sir, are a joke. Your post is not exactly mistake-free either. And also, the structure of your post is flawed as well. Have a nice day!

[doomday123]

Originally Posted by mlonewolf

You mean they BJ you for free hah, just pay for massage issit.

O.k.

What I mean is u will need to pay for special in man massage parlour.

But I know there are pub & gay club in Singapore doing special services for free.

I ever kena 1 time while I was walking around Geylang area asking 1 man ( quite well build, can see he is a body builder ) on direction for GL40 gal. While walking, we TC & the voice of this guy is like a gal.

He told me why visit GL40 & later going to touch my cock. Luckily I was fast enough to stop him.

He was from the National Stadium Gymnasium.

Another time, I was in Queenstown Mrt toilet urining & saw 1 stranger ( a very young & handsome guy ) peep at my cock & smile at me.

My friend told me he had experience in 1 pub with Ang Mo asking him wanted "free service" or not.

That's how I know.

[mlonewolf]

You must be very good looking for them to ask. I wonder is there a gay forum in Spore, it will be an intresting read.

I reiterate that I am not Gay, but just curous on how the other half get there needs attended to.

[laserbeam]

I am very surprised that brothers_jaDeD_ and uzumaki_naruto are so annoyed by my little advice on the correct use of the word masseur and masseuse.
Of course I know that I am not perfect in my English.
I am more than happy if someone cares to point out my mistakes so that I will not commit the same mistakes again and makes a laughing stalk of myself in future! So please don’t just comment that my sentence structure is not correct. Tell me more and how it should be written. I will admire your courage and unselfish effort to provide free education.

Read the thread “ Do women also request for specials in HC?”
The thread starter mentioned male masseur and the rest of the brothers follow blindly and further added female masseur. No one has bothered to correct them. If your kids read these and learn from it you will regret for not doing anything to rectify the errors before it become widely abused! Don’t you correct your kid if he says, “ I want to have a male bitch and a female bitch”?

[doomday123]

Originally Posted by laserbeam

I am very surprised that brothers_jaDeD_ and uzumaki_naruto are so annoyed by my little advice on the correct use of the word masseur and masseuse.

I think in any forum, there are different class of people. Some have high education qualification & some not even "O" level.

I feel that as long as anybody can understand what I mean is good enough.
Forum is a place for us to enjoy being there. No forum is freed of mistake.

Nobody is perfect. Let's not take thing so serious here & end up quarreling against each other.

[doomday123]

Originally Posted by laserbeam

I am very surprised that brothers_jaDeD_ and uzumaki_naruto are so annoyed by my little advice on the correct use of the word masseur and masseuse.

I think in any forum, there are different class of people. Some have high education qualification & some not even "O" level.

I feel that as long as anybody can understand what I mean is good enough.
Forum is a place for us to enjoy being there. No forum is freed of mistake.

Nobody is perfect. Let's not take thing so serious here & end up quarreling against each other.

[doomday123]

Deleted due to triple post.

[randyboy73]

fellas... for crying out loud.. it is not a matter of differing standards of education among the brothers in SBF...

This is afterall cyberspeak and I guess we can stop taking ourselves too seriously by proof-reading whatever we are about to post... I guess the usage of Singlish does add to the flavor of SBF. Am I alone on this thought?

Happy cheonging brudders!

[Archduke]

Gentlemen, let's remember we are all here to relax. Let's not get all heated up over grammar. Besides new knowledge should always be welcomed.

Cheers!