Share your funny FL/ML story

[Nitestalker7788]

I'm pretty sure with all the experiences fellow bro have with them, definitely will have one or two such stories to share.

I'll start the ball rolling..

Personal experience:
Went Thailand with friends, and decided that I want to get some action before heading for the club to drink and hook up.
Scrolled through wechat, and saw one that captures my eye, really pretty, and the pics are damn sexy. Asked for quite, and the within an hour, she's at my hotel doorstep.
Invited her in, so far so good...
Went to the room and washed up, but the moment she open her mouth and speak, walan.. the voice deeper than mine. Paiseh to push her out, but still she's very pretty and I always wanted to try a trans blowout, because heard from my friend that they give really good bj.
So chat with her abit, have me a hj and then move on to bj. Took me damn long to finish, thanked her and sent her away.

Now that I think of it, really is young and everything also want to try.


Another story is my friend one:
Same Thailand trip, he came back early from club, while I and a few others decided to hang around abit long and then headed to the fish tank.
End up he use wechat find FL for some good time in hotel, told us that they had fun and that after awhile he can feel the fl body tighten and start riding him harder while they doing it on the toilet bowl. With her on top, as she orgasm, she shouted out I LOVE SINGAPORE. What the heck.. Now Every time I see him, I'll think of this story that he told us. 😂



Feel free to share your weird or funny stories bro.

[trezor]

Camping here.

[strikeback4]

A couple of years ago, I book a session with a SYT from dome 1 stable

Everything was going as planned... went to the condo... she greeted me with a smile with a huge knockers almost bursting out of her tight tubes... enter the room and gave her the fee and engage in small chat

Things turn for the worst when she ask me "Ap Nam mai?" I tell her ok and i prepare to undress... next thing I know she was like wow what a big cock you have...

I was thinking ... aiya normal la.... FL like to bullshit to make customer ego song song, everything also want to praise customer.... but next thing I know, she took her phone and call someone and speak in thai.... afterwards she gave me back the money and say "booking cancel liao"

I was like wtf? but I don't want to waste time arguing with FL so I dress up and and left the condo and call the OKT what happen... End up the OKT say girl complain my cock big, scare pain... I argue with OKT for a while and hang up the phone....

Really a funny but sian moment for me, waste my time to go down, went back home with my gun still full

[makeyouhappy]

Feel sorry for you bro.. but how's that funny? :/

[strikeback4]

Originally Posted by makeyouhappy

Feel sorry for you bro.. but how's that funny? :/

Because i don't know if the FL is serious or just bull shiting, i have book with the OKT many different FL and none of them complain about my cock size.... and I also use normal condom so i don't think its also that big... if its big i have to use XL size condom....

[GinaCode]

Hope to read more.

[Nitestalker7788]

@strikeback

Wth... I'll be so confused and just head over to geylang to relief my little brother hahaha.
But at least you can take it as a compliment.


Comeon bros, don't be shy to share!

[strikeback4]

Originally Posted by Nitestalker7788

@strikeback

Wth... I'll be so confused and just head over to geylang to relief my little brother hahaha.
But at least you can take it as a compliment.


Comeon bros, don't be shy to share!

I think that time i suay la... maybe the FL too green...

[stanin]

Nice share TS

[Mitchrapp2000]

Share in another thread too.

Was in Thai alone for business. Scroll through WeChat. Sibei Chio Laos Chinese. Damn horny liao.

But omg when open the door...I dont know if it is a trans or he/she just got the worse draw for looks in her life. The voice also abit weird. 100% bait and switch.

She rushed in to my room and refused to leave. She kept asking ni yao wo mah. I jitao just say bu yao. Of course she asked me to pay full price but they dont have rejection fee over there. Bo bian I dont want to blow it up so just pay her full price and ask her to go off after making her talk to me for 1 hour hahaha.

[Nitestalker7788]

@mitch

Wah bro this one scary la sial, next time go bkk I better check the first then fully open door liao.

[hongasa]

Originally Posted by Nitestalker7788

@mitch

Wah bro this one scary la sial, next time go bkk I better check the first then fully open door liao.

True, better check first

[Nitestalker7788]

This one not fl story, but here is one:

Ytd went ladies night with friends to celebrate my friend WK birthday. As the night goes, he started hooking up with a girl, and eventually left the club. Not before I passed him a pack of condom tho. So proud of him, 22 yo virgin finally going to have his first taste of heaven.
So just now he called me sounding abit sian, asked him for story and he told me what happened.
My bro wk first time don't know how wear condom, so end up wasting that condom and also he kanchiong, little brother turned flaccid. End up finger the girl until she cum then talk cock awhile then she left.

Lesson learnt:
If your bro is a virgin, bring him go FL first and make sure he knows what to do...

[whiteswift]

Originally Posted by Nitestalker7788

This one not fl story, but here is one:

Ytd went ladies night with friends to celebrate my friend WK birthday. As the night goes, he started hooking up with a girl, and eventually left the club. Not before I passed him a pack of condom tho. So proud of him, 22 yo virgin finally going to have his first taste of heaven.
So just now he called me sounding abit sian, asked him for story and he told me what happened.
My bro wk first time don't know how wear condom, so end up wasting that condom and also he kanchiong, little brother turned flaccid. End up finger the girl until she cum then talk cock awhile then she left.

Lesson learnt:
If your bro is a virgin, bring him go FL first and make sure he knows what to do...

Should let him watch some porn first.

[Giansex]

Originally Posted by whiteswift

Should let him watch some porn first.

Shld raw liao