9 Words Women Use

[ah rat]

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means
something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Warning to the man about arguments and can be avoid if you remember the terminology.

[dressing]

hehe , women are contradictary creatures. True, often my OC will try to trap me with some of these.
txs for sharing!

[tryherout]

Add one more:

"Aiya......My shoe is worn out" = Time to go shopping

[risingeast]

Add one more:

" No" means "Yes"
"Yes" means "No"

[VandeSex]

Seems like all the words are not good when they say them

[Bangster]

Silence from a woman is also something like the calm before the storm, though it's not a word itself.

Man: "What did I do to make you so pissed off?"
Woman: " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "

To make her talk, always deploy the next trick -
Man: "Ok I'm sorry! My fault ok?"
Woman: "......... you #957)(J@#(%*&()U#)%(#_*)&(%+!! You ZZXFFOI":"{:#@%"

[HuiGe3387]

When OC says I want to talk to you for 5 mins, it could be 5 hours.

[Flavoured]

i got some to share

when she says

Dont worry - worry... always worry...

No - this is tricky... no only means no when the activity or subject is agaisnt her favour, else no will means yes...

I love you (followed by your pet name) - must always be strictly followed up by i love you too (her pet name) any other forms of non-chanlet answer will come back to bite you.

that girl looks so beautiful/sexy/cute..etc - the correct answer to that will be "hmm you think? but i think you're better" never ever agree with her, else, shit will happen.

i had a rough day or that bitch at work... - let her bitch, and the key to ending it quick will be to pretend to pay attention and NOT SIDE ANYONE. simple grunts like Umm.. Oh? ouch... hmm!? will get you through the next 45mins of bitching.

lastly, the one thing i hear the most from my Ex(s)

What were you doing with (some girls name) @ (some club or pub) - nothing reasonable you say can make it better. normally i would use reverse pychology and hope it works, else.. pack your bags and move on to the next better women.

[lightning]

Originally Posted by Bangster

Silence from a woman is also something like the calm before the storm, though it's not a word itself.

Man: "What did I do to make you so pissed off?"
Woman: " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "

To make her talk, always deploy the next trick -
Man: "Ok I'm sorry! My fault ok?"
Woman: "......... you #957)(J@#(%*&()U#)%(#_*)&(%+!! You ZZXFFOI":"{:#@%"

Now this nuke button is dangerous, pressed for explosion!

[belle20]

not all girls are like dis ok but remember when a girl sae no is ok is definitely not ok and u got to beware

[behemoth]

i like the WHATEVER explaination.. nicely done

[Ah he]

Woman like to play mind game with man. They like to make a big mess for guy to figure out what they want. I cannot tahan those mind games. I normally tell them straight forward. " Dear I work so hard is for u and family. I have no time for those games. I dont expect much from u. Just give me ur moral support while Im working hard for u and our family. " Ok She dio my gon tao already. It is very easy to please a man. Just few methods man will feel happy. BUt cb man need thousand ways to please a woman. The worst part is woman like to torture man even though u did the right thing also kena tekan by them. If u just play play for fun 1 ... ok lah fuck liao can hon gan. ... LOL