PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[Futaba]

Like that I sure die one lah, I am neither handsome nor rich...can't beat Bro Futaba who is handsome and rich and YOUNG :eek:

Woi brothers.... talk about me again....please la...as I know & confirmed after looking at the mirror again this morning:o, I don't think I'm qualified or has either any of this la...."handsome and rich and YOUNG" .:)
Maybe u guys have mistaken me for another person by the same nickname as me;)

[Futaba]

was thinking u r there, but unfortunatly wait until 2am in the morning still dont see another handsome aka rich aka yong master sengseng, boring then go home alone...

make sure next friday & saturday u stay with us until 3am also hor....:D

[dyelook]

now you guys know why i seldom visit OS or NPW, so many SUAI GEH how uncle like me can cari makan? :(

[sengseng]

Woi brothers.... talk about me again....please la...as I know & confirmed after looking at the mirror again this morning:o, I don't think I'm qualified or has either any of this la...."handsome and rich and YOUNG" .
Maybe u guys have mistaken me for another person by the same nickname as me;)

Dun be so humble lor. Your nick says it all . FU means Rich. Taba means Alot.
So Futaba means A lot of Riches lor. KEKEKE :D

**Your humvee 4 tyres gif to me also chiak beh liao.;)

[sengseng]

was thinking u r there, but unfortunatly wait until 2am in the morning still dont see another handsome aka rich aka yong master sengseng, boring then go home alone...

Me; where got so much freedom like you. Me must apply VISA from Mama b4 can go out one. :(

[Futaba]

Dun be so humble lor. Your nick says it all . FU means Rich. Taba means Alot.
So Futaba means A lot of Riches lor. KEKEKE :D

**Your humvee 4 tyres gif to me also chiak beh liao.;)

Wa lau eh sifu sengseng....my nick also u can figure out wats the meaning hor....phui fook phui fook.....
BTW really got tat meaning meh?

Halo my "humvee" is using cheaper tyres than proton or perodua cars ok....?

[shylook]

Me; where got so much freedom like you. Me must apply VISA from Mama b4 can go out one. :(
uncle liong shui also said you hard to get visa, really dont know when can yam cha together with you again. ^^

[sengseng]

Wa lau eh sifu sengseng....my nick also u can figure out wats the meaning hor....phui fook phui fook.....
BTW really got tat meaning meh?

Dun worry; your new professor brada will explain you shortly. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

uncle liong shui also said you hard to get visa, really dont know when can yam cha together with you again. ^^

If you found yummy dishes; I will sure get VISA N cum out one. KEKEKE:D

[shylook]

If you found yummy dishes; I will sure get VISA N cum out one. KEKEKE:D
got 2 new dish ya, both your taste, 1 is taste like tomyam and the other one taste like snow flake. :D

[AlanW]

Yummy dishes at OS.. look very white n huge papaya. :D

[sengseng]

Yummy dishes at OS.. look very white n huge papaya. :D
Huge Papaya juice contains antioxidants that scavenge free radicals, waste products produced during the metabolism of food and in reaction to environmental toxins like tobacco smoke. Free radicals cause cell damage that can lead to cancer and other health problems.
**Since you are there. While waiting for me; Will you be kind enuf to order a glass of Papaya Smoothie with a slice of lime for me please??.:D

[sengseng]

got 2 new dish ya, both your taste, 1 is taste like tomyam and the other one taste like snow flake. :D
I will distant myself from spicy food nowadays, doc's advise.
I wonder if cornflakes with milk blends well with snowflakes or not? You try and then let me know the Field Report(FR). ;)

[AlanW]

Huge Papaya juice contains antioxidants that scavenge free radicals, waste products produced during the metabolism of food and in reaction to environmental toxins like tobacco smoke. Free radicals cause cell damage that can lead to cancer and other health problems.
**Since you are there. While waiting for me; Will you be kind enuf to order a glass of Papaya Smoothie with a slice of lime for me please??.:D

No problem ;) , it's seem 1 of the girl there like me alr :D

[Futaba]

got 2 new dish ya, both your taste, 1 is taste like tomyam and the other one taste like snow flake. :D

So got any special taste for me to test this coming friday nite?:p
Hopefully I can find another 1 at Ace that can treat me as good as my GF.:D

[shylook]

So got any special taste for me to test this coming friday nite?:p
Hopefully I can find another 1 at Ace that can treat me as good as my GF.:D
Ace not my kingdom lei.... got to ask master seng2 or senior pomrakthai

[pomrakthai]

Ace not my kingdom lei.... got to ask master seng2 or senior pomrakthai

Let bro Futaba come to ACE, and he has a wide choice ...without restriction mah ..North (Hubei), South (Hunan), East (Shandong), West (Guangxi) all can be his choice.

[Futaba]

Let bro Futaba come to ACE, and he has a wide choice ...without restriction mah ..North (Hubei), South (Hunan), East (Shandong), West (Guangxi) all can be his choice.

Wah like tat looks like I'll be having the whole of china for 1 nite.
Wonder if I have so much army to dispatch for 1 nite....kekekeke
Come to think of it never tried 4 times in a row....:D
Already feeling horny now...

[AlanW]

Wah like tat looks like I'll be having the whole of china for 1 nite.
Wonder if I have so much army to dispatch for 1 nite....kekekeke
Come to think of it never tried 4 times in a row....:D
Already feeling horny now...

Futaba's bro sure bring enough of army to destroy all the hole :rolleyes::D

[shylook]

Wah like tat looks like I'll be having the whole of china for 1 nite.
Wonder if I have so much army to dispatch for 1 nite....kekekeke
Come to think of it never tried 4 times in a row....:D
Already feeling horny now...
beer on you, just prepare enough cash lah. hahahhaha :D

[Futaba]

beer on you, just prepare enough cash lah. hahahhaha :D

Beer for u all no problem but me coffee only..no beer or else all my soldiers will go to sleep.I prefer coffee with kuaci..:p

[Futaba]

Futaba's bro sure bring enough of army to destroy all the hole :rolleyes::D

Even though I will bring reserved army but after such long journey some might not be able to make it to independence day...kekekeke

[pomrakthai]

Even though I will bring reserved army but after such long journey some might not be able to make it to independence day...kekekeke

Ye Hua and me had killed more than 100 billion soldiers, must be decorated with hero and heroine medals :p

[pomrakthai]

Beer for u all no problem but me coffee only..no beer or else all my soldiers will go to sleep.I prefer coffee with kuaci..:p

Kopi-o and kuaci on you this Friday :D

[shylook]

Beer for u all no problem but me coffee only..no beer or else all my soldiers will go to sleep.I prefer coffee with kuaci..:p
according to exp from one of my senior member, coffee aka kopi O is very good for long lasting, once drink, tahan lama lama... brada u r really ready for whole union battleship recommend by pomrakthai kah? :D

[Futaba]

Kopi-o and kuaci on you this Friday :D

Sap Sap water bro....make sure they got enuf kuaci coz it's going to be a very long nite sitting there.;)

[Futaba]

according to exp from one of my senior member, coffee aka kopi O is very good for long lasting, once drink, tahan lama lama... brada u r really ready for whole union battleship recommend by pomrakthai kah? :D

No wonder la...
Now I know coz evrytime I'm there I only take kopi-o & thats y la I can sextify my gf even thought it's so late nite....kekekeke

[AlanW]

Even though I will bring reserved army but after such long journey some might not be able to make it to independence day...kekekeke
Haha , you can geh :)


beer on you, just prepare enough cash lah. hahahhaha :D
Coke on you :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[dyelook]

Beer for u all no problem but me coffee only..no beer or else all my soldiers will go to sleep.I prefer coffee with kuaci..:p

bro futaba... do this beer offer valid for balding uncle like me ah? :(

[pomrakthai]

Sap Sap water bro....make sure they got enuf kuaci coz it's going to be a very long nite sitting there.;)

As usual I will be late ;)

[Futaba]

bro futaba... do this beer offer valid for balding uncle like me ah? :(

Aiyoh....for u of coz no problem la...come la but I'll arrive a bit late hor coz my fucking boss still wants me go meet customer with him at 2pm eventhough I have taken half day leave...:mad:

[Futaba]

As usual I will be late ;)

Yah bro I'll be a bit late too coz still need to go meeting with customer in Penang at 2pm.I think earliest I can start my journey is at 3pm hopefully.

[shylook]

Haha , you can geh :)



Coke on you :rolleyes::rolleyes:
did i promised u anything? i dont even know you...

[shylook]

Yah bro I'll be a bit late too coz still need to go meeting with customer in Penang at 2pm.I think earliest I can start my journey is at 3pm hopefully.
so hopefully can see you at 7pm lah, dinner together.

[Futaba]

so hopefully can see you at 7pm lah, dinner together.

U belanja izzit?....
Don't think can make it for dinner at 7pm la...i'm not driving ferrari leh

[AlanW]

did i promised u anything? i dont even know you...

I quote wrong. I am sorry.

[pomrakthai]

U belanja izzit?....
Don't think can make it for dinner at 7pm la...i'm not driving ferrari leh

You are driving a hummer :p
BTW, that ACE's Ferrari had gone home to PRC, you have to take others.

[shylook]

U belanja izzit?....
Don't think can make it for dinner at 7pm la...i'm not driving ferrari leh
just drive your Porsche and come lah, no prob, dinner on me. ^^

[sengseng]

Ace not my kingdom lei.... got to ask senior pomrakthai

Few days ago Xiao Min called. Said She is coming down from Penang and drop by to see me on her way home back to Shenzhen.
So I sent a SOS out and one of my fren came and fetch me to meet them.
Xiao Min was wearing a yellow dress that evening. Her fren wore black.
After some greetings and friendly hugs we sat down and ordered our drinks.
(Speaking in Bai Hua)
I look at Xiao Min and said “ You look grown up today”.
Xiao Min then reply “ What do you mean I look grown up today. All this while , do I look like a little gal to you.
Me: “ No. Let me put it this way. Among colors do you know which color grows the fastest.
XM: No.
Me : Cos in Cantonese, they always say “ WONG TAI SIN” Yellow grows Bigger First ma. KEKEKE.
XM: Giggling: What a lan Gag. You never change, will you.
WE continue to blow water then we b4 we part, she said her next trip back will be marrying a Penang guy.
So I Kongsi kongsi her and ask “ Does he drive a Humvee?
No . He drives a Beatle . ;)
I see. Maybe it’s the trend nowadays that Pandarinas marrying guys from Malaysia’s Pearl of Orient.Or could be they are more romantic,handsome n richer than many of us. KEKEKE :D

[eugene_wong]

so hopefully can see you at 7pm lah, dinner together.

Can I join dinner too?

[AlanW]

Wonderfull :D

[shylook]

just drive your Porsche and come lah, no prob, dinner on me. ^^
thanks bro futaba for the beer. and today i am so lucky to find my lotus. pure and purifying...

[Futaba]

thanks bro futaba for the beer. and today i am so lucky to find my lotus. pure and purifying...

U r welcome & tq for the dinner.
Sorry to left u alone while i went up to enjoy..
Since my GF was not around It was not easy for me to choose the dishes....:(
My apology for letting u & bro pomrakthai accompany me until so late....& u both kept making me horny with the licking & bj thing.:o
At last i took Rainbow since it quite late & i hv to release....
Her service was not bad but only thing she did CBJ which for me is a bit turn off.
Other than that she was willing to please me with many positions & we spend almost 1hr in heaven.
Somehow she still could not give me the same feel that i had with my GF when 1st time i met her.
Maybe my expectation was too high....
Anyway will try at ACE or maybe OS to look for others again tonite after my company dinner.

[shylook]

U r welcome & tq for the dinner.
Sorry to left u alone while i went up to enjoy..
Since my GF was not around It was not easy for me to choose the dishes....:(
My apology for letting u & bro pomrakthai accompany me until so late....& u both kept making me horny with the licking & bj thing.:o
At last i took Rainbow since it quite late & i hv to release....
Her service was not bad but only thing she did CBJ which for me is a bit turn off.
Other than that she was willing to please me with many positions & we spend almost 1hr in heaven.
Somehow she still could not give me the same feel that i had with my GF when 1st time i met her.
Maybe my expectation was too high....
Anyway will try at ACE or maybe OS to look for others again tonite after my company dinner.
call me when u r there.... 富大爸， as you said, thats your gf mar, how to compare. unless you willing to turn commando into your next gf. kekeke.

[pomrakthai]

Bro Futaba 富大爸, my GF (Ye Hua) said that you are too choosy worse than choosing your life partner :p Ye Hua said she is not attracted to you, so one off your list

Myself is different, choose first based on certain criteria, then if flip car, never take again. If have chemistry, log on and throw the keys away :D

BTW, I like shylook's Chinese translation of your nick:富大爸 (walaueh 富FU = riches; 大爸 TABA = Cantonese means "plenty and unlimited" ) ...to know friends rich like that...HUAT lah

[pomrakthai]

call me when u r there.... 富大爸， as you said, thats your gf mar, how to compare. unless you willing to turn commando into your next gf. kekeke.

Bro shylook, I am not able to come over tonight ...make sure you do the bottle simulation tactic again to excite bro of bro Futaba 富大爸, sure he will positively search around for one ;)

[shylook]

Bro shylook, I am not able to come over tonight ...make sure you do the bottle simulation tactic again to excite bro of bro Futaba 富大爸, sure he will positively search around for one ;)
today i am not sure, might not be too early.

[Futaba]

Bro shylook, I am not able to come over tonight ...make sure you do the bottle simulation tactic again to excite bro of bro Futaba 富大爸, sure he will positively search around for one ;)

today i am not sure, might not be too early.

Guys please la don't torture me like tat just bcoz my GF not around.
Drinks on me for u 2 ok?
But i would love to try the pussy cat licking if she would allow BBBJ.
Tonite I wont be early also coz dinner will only finish abt 11pm.
So i should be there abt 12midnite.
Will u still b there by tat time bro shylook?

[shylook]

Guys please la don't torture me like tat just bcoz my GF not around.
Drinks on me for u 2 ok?
But i would love to try the pussy cat licking if she would allow BBBJ.
Tonite I wont be early also coz dinner will only finish abt 11pm.
So i should be there abt 12midnite.
Will u still b there by tat time bro shylook?
i dont think will make it today, tomorrow got something need to do early.... poor me...
will very temped to teman you, yes, that little pussy cat lick fish without wearing helmet. :D

[pomrakthai]

i dont think will make it today, tomorrow got something need to do early.... poor me...
will very temped to teman you, yes, that little pussy cat lick fish without wearing helmet. :D

My GF is preparing to go back to PRC tomorrow morning, so not working tonight. Thus I am confirmed that I won't be coming .....bro Futaba will be sitting cold plank chair sendiri lim kopi :o

[Futaba]

i dont think will make it today, tomorrow got something need to do early.... poor me...
will very temped to teman you, yes, that little pussy cat lick fish without wearing helmet. :D

Sure u cannot come? I'm getting ready to go there now woh..
Then r u able to arrange tat pussy cat to meet me there?

[Futaba]

My GF is preparing to go back to PRC tomorrow morning, so not working tonight. Thus I am confirmed that I won't be coming .....bro Futaba will be sitting cold plank chair sendiri lim kopi :o

It's ok la bro i know u normally dun go on saturday.
Well i'm used to sitting alone lim kopi there.no problem.

[shylook]

Sure u cannot come? I'm getting ready to go there now woh..
Then r u able to arrange tat pussy cat to meet me there?
she is the new girl belong to the dog keeper, try at your luck.

[Futaba]

she is the new girl belong to the dog keeper, try at your luck.

Don't understand la...wat dog keeper? How to find her?
Can sms me her charges & details?

[sengseng]

Don't understand la...wat dog keeper? How to find her?
Can sms me her charges & details?

TuiBuChi.Brada. Only saw your SMS just now cos I left this Yellow phone in my fren's house on SAT. My fren just brought back the hp to me just now. By now,I think you must be back in PNG oredi.
Friday evening ; wanted to meet up with you but one of my Kailooi came back after the absence of 7 moons, so blow water for some time with her in NPW. When I met Shyloke downstairs , he said you oredi found a pot of gold in Ms.Rainbow's haven. So I din wanna kacau you lor. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

today i am not sure, might not be too early.

Found a new MP tat you might like to try. KEKEKE :D:D
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/07/snake-massage-spa-in-israel.html

[Futaba]

TuiBuChi.Brada. Only saw your SMS just now cos I left this Yellow phone in my fren's house on SAT. My fren just brought back the hp to me just now. By now,I think you must be back in PNG oredi.
Friday evening ; wanted to meet up with you but one of my Kailooi came back after the absence of 7 moons, so blow water for some time with her in NPW. When I met Shyloke downstairs , he said you oredi found a pot of gold in Ms.Rainbow's haven. So I din wanna kacau you lor. KEKEKE :D

It's ok bro.there's always a next time.
Anyway I tot u might be there so just sms u lo coz I was alone mah...hehehe

[shylook]

It's ok bro.there's always a next time.
Anyway I tot u might be there so just sms u lo coz I was alone mah...hehehe
when is your next time coming?

[pomrakthai]

when is your next time coming?

Bro Futaba will be here when his GF is in KL :D

[sengseng]

Bro Futaba will be here when his GF is in KL :D

Among the 10 HK2012 kailai. Which 5 are your top favorites. KEKEKE:D

http://i49.tinypic.com/qs8mtc.jpg

[eugene_wong]

1, 3, 4, 5, 7

[pomrakthai]

Among the 10 HK2012 kailai. Which 5 are your top favorites. KEKEKE:D

http://i49.tinypic.com/qs8mtc.jpg

My favourites:

Top row L to R : no. 2, 4 and 5
Bottom row L to R : no. 2 and 3

[Scorpioking87]

My favourites:

Top row L to R : no. 2, 4 and 5
Bottom row L to R : no. 2 and 3


General election oredi hah? How come I dunno one...

[sengseng]

1, 3, 4, 5, 7

From your picking. You must be a YMCA :{ Young Man Cheong Alone.} KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

My favourites:

Top row L to R : no. 2, 4 and 5
Bottom row L to R : no. 2 and 3
One number does have some similiarity. Isn't It? KEKEKE :D

[shylook]

One number does have some similiarity. Isn't It? KEKEKE :D
i pick no one.... poor me... :(

[AppleMint]

1, 5, 8
Bro sengseng what type of cheongster am I? :p

[funflick]

Bro SengSeng, are these girls from HK? Oredi in town?

hahaha 1,3,4,6,8 for this newcomer's choice

If oredi in town, then must ask brothers for help wor :D

[pomrakthai]

From your picking. You must be a YMCA :{ Young Man Cheong Alone.} KEKEKE:D

Ya...$$$$$ row no. 4 looks more like Ye Hua :D Good observation bro sengseng

[sengseng]

1, 5, 8
Bro sengseng what type of cheongster am I? :p

158: Yat NG Fatt : Daily no Prosperity. Like tat where got money to cheong. KEKEKE;):D

[sengseng]

Bro SengSeng, are these girls from HK? Oredi in town?

hahaha 1,3,4,6,8 for this newcomer's choice

If oredi in town, then must ask brothers for help wor :D
Choices are a plenty here. KEKEKE :D

http://sex141.com/en/

[funflick]

aiyahhh bro sengseng, like that must login air asia oredi wor. i thought can take taxi to pudu oredi can eat :p

[funflick]

just read a FR on 141.com (http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/viewthread.php?tid=40190&extra=page%3D1) - anyone want to go for HK hunting trip? :cool:

[sosr0]

Anyone know a good one spa cum BJ/HJ in KL near Le meridien hotel? Prefer clean, don't mind to pay more.

Btw. I'm new here so not sure If there something already posted elsewhere

[AppleMint]

158: Yat NG Fatt : Daily no Prosperity. Like tat where got money to cheong. KEKEKE;):D

Haha no wonder i never success cheong la :eek: Need to change my taste then :D

[sengseng]

Recently a man from An Hui in China was reprimanded by his father for saving his wife first before rescuing his mother when both fell into a river.

The man, Guo, was with his mother and wife at a river to fish.

His wife, Xiao Qing, walked towards the edge of the boat and lost her balance, causing the boat to capsize, and all three were thrown into the river.

Guo, who was the only one who knew how to swim, saved his wife first.

His father later scolded him for being disrespectful to his mother by not saving her first.

It was reported that Guo had saved his wife first as she was nearer to him. His mother, however, was understanding and asked her husband to stop scolding their son.

Should he be a filial son or a loving hubby??. What would you do in this Catch 22 situation if this do occurs on you one day. KEKEKE:D

[shylook]

Recently a man from An Hui in China was reprimanded by his father for saving his wife first before rescuing his mother when both fell into a river.

The man, Guo, was with his mother and wife at a river to fish.

His wife, Xiao Qing, walked towards the edge of the boat and lost her balance, causing the boat to capsize, and all three were thrown into the river.

Guo, who was the only one who knew how to swim, saved his wife first.

His father later scolded him for being disrespectful to his mother by not saving her first.

It was reported that Guo had saved his wife first as she was nearer to him. His mother, however, was understanding and asked her husband to stop scolding their son.

Should he be a filial son or a loving hubby??. What would you do in this Catch 22 situation if this do occurs on you one day. KEKEKE:D
both are important, but i will save my mother first for sure, as i will definately ask my future wify to learn how to swim before went on boat. hahaha.

[pomrakthai]

Recently a man from An Hui in China was reprimanded by his father for saving his wife first before rescuing his mother when both fell into a river.

The man, Guo, was with his mother and wife at a river to fish.

His wife, Xiao Qing, walked towards the edge of the boat and lost her balance, causing the boat to capsize, and all three were thrown into the river.

Guo, who was the only one who knew how to swim, saved his wife first.

His father later scolded him for being disrespectful to his mother by not saving her first.

It was reported that Guo had saved his wife first as she was nearer to him. His mother, however, was understanding and asked her husband to stop scolding their son.

Should he be a filial son or a loving hubby??. What would you do in this Catch 22 situation if this do occurs on you one day. KEKEKE:D

There is no Catch 22 situation for me, I will save my wife first cos my mum could swim and my wife could not! Why no one mention "save the boat as an option" ??

[eugene_wong]

yesterday 4 gal was caught by police in ACE around 11 pm

OS was safe...

[Harmsapzai]

Hello brothers.. I am new here.. nice to meet all of you guys..:)

[eugene_wong]

These two days i saw so many youngsters there and last night a group of very young malays.......i even saw one about 12 years old.......wah.....so small go for ACE already.....puasa some more....

[Redsn0w]

Just a FR. Was reading this and CityXGuide for a few days. Visited the place today after visiting Ocean Hotel a few days ago in JB.

Arrived about 715 pm, and then it was crowded. Managed to find an empty table and just sat around like some uncles. It wasn't long before some WLs approached, but when I asked the price, it always started at RM 80. When I said RM 60, they said, "cannot" or said "RM 70". Still wasn't satisfied, so didn't take any.

Just before it hit 11pm, one PRC named Ah Qing approached, and I asked if kissing, DATY and GFE included? And she said, yea, of course. And said, "come, let's go" and it was RM 80.

She was a looker, easily 8/10. There was also an Apple, not sure if the same one as in May 2012's report. Thought, wow, it's pay dirt!

The moment we reached the room, she undressed and asked me to undress, and I asked if she could do it for me, when she answered, "you don't know how to undress yourself ah?"

Was stunned. Then showering, she said, shower yourself. And I was even more surprised. Asked if I could shower her for GFE and she said cannot. Wow.

When we got to the room, she did a bit of licking and wanted to do a CBJ. I then asked if I could lick a bit, when she said, cannot. Pay more. And I was like, "didn't we agree the price just now?"

Then she spread herself and said, "do you wanna do me and go?" and when I insisted that we stick to the promise, where she said, "too bad. Didn't you know we always promise something downstairs but never fulfill them up here?"

Wow. Did her and left. Even at the lift she chastised me for sighing. And said, "I'm sure you haven't seen someone as pretty as me before right?"

Stats
Name : Ah Qing
Race : CKT
Height : 5 2"
Face : 8/10
Body : 6/10 - stretch marks, sagging boobs
CBJ : not done
FJ : 2/10 - she just laid down like a mannequin and asked me to do it. Sigh. Did bang her good and long because of her behavior.
GFE : 0/10 - was good on the way up when other cheongsters and taikors were around. In the room though.... It was hell :(

Damage : 80 - wanted 20 to touch her boobs. For licking, even more. Can't do anything else.

WIR : no

On the lift down, met a NL uncle and he and his WL seemed happy, so we started chatting in Malay. And then after hearing my story, he said it's the first time he heard of a CKT guy like me who was treated so badly.

Said it was better if I sat with the uncles on the opposite side from the toilets as they will tell which is bad and which is good. Also said the good ones are all back in PRC for holiday, the catch was kinda old and bad :(

Just some questions (been reading the forums, but.....)

1) how do we know who'll do a good GFE and who won't, other than tips from regulars?

2) the Uncles told me that the younger ones are by luck. Some will treat you well, some..well, consider it a lesson :( is it true?

3) When's the next Cheong session? Will help if I buy you guys drinks for tips.

4) do they always treat newbies with such bad behavior? (Ocean hotel was like heaven compared to this)


Btw, am Malaysian, thus cannot register for PM here :( sigh. Appreciate all help sifts, pakciks, taikors and Heng tais. Really sad lah.

[Redsn0w]

Oops, she's not CKT but PRC

Just a FR. Was reading this and CityXGuide for a few days. Visited the place today after visiting Ocean Hotel a few days ago in JB.

Arrived about 715 pm, and then it was crowded. Managed to find an empty table and just sat around like some uncles. It wasn't long before some WLs approached, but when I asked the price, it always started at RM 80. When I said RM 60, they said, "cannot" or said "RM 70". Still wasn't satisfied, so didn't take any.

Just before it hit 11pm, one PRC named Ah Qing approached, and I asked if kissing, DATY and GFE included? And she said, yea, of course. And said, "come, let's go" and it was RM 80.

She was a looker, easily 8/10. There was also an Apple, not sure if the same one as in May 2012's report. Thought, wow, it's pay dirt!

The moment we reached the room, she undressed and asked me to undress, and I asked if she could do it for me, when she answered, "you don't know how to undress yourself ah?"

Was stunned. Then showering, she said, shower yourself. And I was even more surprised. Asked if I could shower her for GFE and she said cannot. Wow.

When we got to the room, she did a bit of licking and wanted to do a CBJ. I then asked if I could lick a bit, when she said, cannot. Pay more. And I was like, "didn't we agree the price just now?"

Then she spread herself and said, "do you wanna do me and go?" and when I insisted that we stick to the promise, where she said, "too bad. Didn't you know we always promise something downstairs but never fulfill them up here?"

Wow. Did her and left. Even at the lift she chastised me for sighing. And said, "I'm sure you haven't seen someone as pretty as me before right?"

Stats
Name : Ah Qing
Race : CKT
Height : 5 2"
Face : 8/10
Body : 6/10 - stretch marks, sagging boobs
CBJ : not done
FJ : 2/10 - she just laid down like a mannequin and asked me to do it. Sigh. Did bang her good and long because of her behavior.
GFE : 0/10 - was good on the way up when other cheongsters and taikors were around. In the room though.... It was hell :(

Damage : 80 - wanted 20 to touch her boobs. For licking, even more. Can't do anything else.

WIR : no

On the lift down, met a NL uncle and he and his WL seemed happy, so we started chatting in Malay. And then after hearing my story, he said it's the first time he heard of a CKT guy like me who was treated so badly.

Said it was better if I sat with the uncles on the opposite side from the toilets as they will tell which is bad and which is good. Also said the good ones are all back in PRC for holiday, the catch was kinda old and bad :(

Just some questions (been reading the forums, but.....)

1) how do we know who'll do a good GFE and who won't, other than tips from regulars?

2) the Uncles told me that the younger ones are by luck. Some will treat you well, some..well, consider it a lesson :( is it true?

3) When's the next Cheong session? Will help if I buy you guys drinks for tips.

4) do they always treat newbies with such bad behavior? (Ocean hotel was like heaven compared to this)


Btw, am Malaysian, thus cannot register for PM here :( sigh. Appreciate all help sifts, pakciks, taikors and Heng tais. Really sad lah.

[sengseng]

Just a FR. Was reading this and CityXGuide for a few days. Visited the place today after visiting Ocean Hotel a few days ago in JB.

Arrived about 715 pm, and then it was crowded. Managed to find an empty table and just sat around like some uncles. It wasn't long before some WLs approached, but when I asked the price, it always started at RM 80. When I said RM 60, they said, "cannot" or said "RM 70". Still wasn't satisfied, so didn't take any.

Just before it hit 11pm, one PRC named Ah Qing approached, and I asked if kissing, DATY and GFE included? And she said, yea, of course. And said, "come, let's go" and it was RM 80.

She was a looker, easily 8/10. There was also an Apple, not sure if the same one as in May 2012's report. Thought, wow, it's pay dirt!

The moment we reached the room, she undressed and asked me to undress, and I asked if she could do it for me, when she answered, "you don't know how to undress yourself ah?"

Was stunned. Then showering, she said, shower yourself. And I was even more surprised. Asked if I could shower her for GFE and she said cannot. Wow.

When we got to the room, she did a bit of licking and wanted to do a CBJ. I then asked if I could lick a bit, when she said, cannot. Pay more. And I was like, "didn't we agree the price just now?"

Then she spread herself and said, "do you wanna do me and go?" and when I insisted that we stick to the promise, where she said, "too bad. Didn't you know we always promise something downstairs but never fulfill them up here?"

Wow. Did her and left. Even at the lift she chastised me for sighing. And said, "I'm sure you haven't seen someone as pretty as me before right?"

Stats
Name : Ah Qing
Race : CKT
Height : 5 2"
Face : 8/10
Body : 6/10 - stretch marks, sagging boobs
CBJ : not done
FJ : 2/10 - she just laid down like a mannequin and asked me to do it. Sigh. Did bang her good and long because of her behavior.
GFE : 0/10 - was good on the way up when other cheongsters and taikors were around. In the room though.... It was hell

Damage : 80 - wanted 20 to touch her boobs. For licking, even more. Can't do anything else.

WIR : no

On the lift down, met a NL uncle and he and his WL seemed happy, so we started chatting in Malay. And then after hearing my story, he said it's the first time he heard of a CKT guy like me who was treated so badly.

Said it was better if I sat with the uncles on the opposite side from the toilets as they will tell which is bad and which is good. Also said the good ones are all back in PRC for holiday, the catch was kinda old and bad

Just some questions (been reading the forums, but.....)

1) how do we know who'll do a good GFE and who won't, other than tips from regulars?

2) the Uncles told me that the younger ones are by luck. Some will treat you well, some..well, consider it a lesson :( is it true?

3) When's the next Cheong session? Will help if I buy you guys drinks for tips.

4) do they always treat newbies with such bad behavior? (Ocean hotel was like heaven compared to this)


Btw, am Malaysian, thus cannot register for PM here :( sigh. Appreciate all help sifts, pakciks, taikors and Heng tais. Really sad lah.

Nice FR there. Remember if you pay peanuts; out of 10 times , 2 times you might get lucky, the rest you will get monkies. KEKEKE ;)
Just treat it like enrolment fee lor. :D

[Redsn0w]

Thanks sifu SengSeng! What's the going rate then?

[sengseng]

Thanks sifu SengSeng! What's the going rate then?

Me no Sifu lah. Me; just half bucket full only. (Pun Tong Sui Only). If my bucket is full, someone will kick it oredi. KEKEKE:p
From what I heard is ; the damage is 80 to a 100 should be normal. Anything lower should be like playing the game of Roulette. A few moons back I had a special discounted game play.Introducer is a regular there. Its cost me 50sen only.Its a real bargain. Its Includes ancient PRC massage + Dry Swimming.
Age : 31. Face about 7.5. Body : I would say is Wind Full (Fung Mun).
Thats the most value for money game play I ever try there. Din see her nowadays; think should be back at mainland.:D

[AlanW]

SengSeng , my time to look around again. :cool::cool: ~

That day a girl you mentioned can kiss , got the look but I don't know la :D

Let me survey somemore tin at moon time :p

[Redsn0w]

SengSeng , my time to look around again. :cool::cool: ~

That day a girl you mentioned can kiss , got the look but I don't know la :D

Let me survey somemore tin at moon time :p

Hey AlanW! Going tonight?

[sengseng]

SengSeng , my time to look around again. :cool::cool: ~
That day a girl you mentioned can kiss , got the look but I don't know la

Let me survey somemore tin at moon time

Dun worry ma,tat also one of my G/D ma, just mentioned my password will do. KEKEKE :D

[pomrakthai]

Me no Sifu lah. Me; just half bucket full only. (Pun Tong Sui Only). If my bucket is full, someone will kick it oredi. KEKEKE:p
From what I heard is ; the damage is 80 to a 100 should be normal. Anything lower should be like playing the game of Roulette. A few moons back I had a special discounted game play.Introducer is a regular there. Its cost me 50sen only.Its a real bargain. Its Includes ancient PRC massage + Dry Swimming.
Age : 31. Face about 7.5. Body : I would say is Wind Full (Fung Mun).
Thats the most value for money game play I ever try there. Din see her nowadays; think should be back at mainland.:D

If anyone (newbies and oldies alike) care to sit down and belanja taikor seng kopi-o min tim, you will find that he has a lot of water to blow and very detailed analysis on each passing-by PRC, take his advice, sure no flip car one ! So far, miao miao still no hew me wor...gone back to sugar mountain oledi !

[pomrakthai]

Dun worry ma,tat also one of my G/D ma, just mentioned my password will do. KEKEKE :D

Listen to seng seng recommendation, so no die one:D

[Redsn0w]

If anyone (newbies and oldies alike) care to sit down and belanja taikor seng kopi-o min tim, you will find that he has a lot of water to blow and very detailed analysis on each passing-by PRC, take his advice, sure no flip car one ! So far, miao miao still no hew me wor...gone back to sugar mountain oledi !

Ah, anytime Taikor Pomrak :) Just let me know when do you guys wanna go :) will try to make it if work permits

[AlanW]

Dun worry ma,tat also one of my G/D ma, just mentioned my password will do. KEKEKE :D

Ohh ... G/D :D:D ~ if go there again,miss call me once. I immediatly at there :rolleyes:

[sengseng]

Ohh ... G/D. if go there again,miss call me once. I immediatly at there :rolleyes:

Did you see Xiao Lanlan these few days. (In K9 Place). Waterman and Fatboy said she is looking for me. You better take care of this G/D for me.KEKEKE :D
If I go there sure kena melted one.So me better keep my distance.:p

[sengseng]

Listen to seng seng recommendation, so no die one:D
Big Sifu, please dun put me on the table lah. ME setengah masak only.
Next time I C U; I belanja u minum Kopi O Kau Kau. OK>.
*Last week b4 you and Futaba went up,I saw the Catwomen wearing a red dress what. BTW, the Mongolia Zuchi is back,its time for you to do bareback horse riding. :D

[AlanW]

Did you see Xiao Lanlan these few days. (In K9 Place). Waterman and Fatboy said she is looking for me. You better take care of this G/D for me.KEKEKE :D
If I go there sure kena melted one.So me better keep my distance.:p

I pernah naik xiao lan and lan lan but xiao lan lan i never heard before. You need to at here and tell me which one is her so that i can take good care of her. :D:D

[xiaomax]

hey bro, im going to peng hwa food court tomorrow , let me take care of her 1st :D

[sengseng]

hey bro, im going to peng hwa food court tomorrow , let me take care of her 1st :D

How cum gif you so many ctcs , until today also never see you write FR one.

[sengseng]

I pernah naik xiao lan and lan lan but xiao lan lan i never heard before. You need to at here and tell me which one is her so that i can take good care of her. :D:D

Xiao Lan lan says dun look at her spotlights, look at her phone. KEKEKE

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7113/7443861444_2767be2c75.jpg

[Redsn0w]

How cum gif you so many ctcs , until today also never see you write FR one.

ah, sifu Seng Seng, gimme some ctcs too :) already did 2 FRs :)


oops, somebody zapped my points. down to 19. What happened ya? :)

[eugene_wong]

Are you a chinese?

What is her age?

If you are not foreigner and she is pretty (meaning not old) she won't offer RM80 to you on first call.

Most gals don't kiss in ACE......

anyway, 3 out of 4 gals did that with me

Just a FR. Was reading this and CityXGuide for a few days. Visited the place today after visiting Ocean Hotel a few days ago in JB.

Arrived about 715 pm, and then it was crowded. Managed to find an empty table and just sat around like some uncles. It wasn't long before some WLs approached, but when I asked the price, it always started at RM 80. When I said RM 60, they said, "cannot" or said "RM 70". Still wasn't satisfied, so didn't take any.

Just before it hit 11pm, one PRC named Ah Qing approached, and I asked if kissing, DATY and GFE included? And she said, yea, of course. And said, "come, let's go" and it was RM 80.

She was a looker, easily 8/10. There was also an Apple, not sure if the same one as in May 2012's report. Thought, wow, it's pay dirt!

The moment we reached the room, she undressed and asked me to undress, and I asked if she could do it for me, when she answered, "you don't know how to undress yourself ah?"

Was stunned. Then showering, she said, shower yourself. And I was even more surprised. Asked if I could shower her for GFE and she said cannot. Wow.

When we got to the room, she did a bit of licking and wanted to do a CBJ. I then asked if I could lick a bit, when she said, cannot. Pay more. And I was like, "didn't we agree the price just now?"

Then she spread herself and said, "do you wanna do me and go?" and when I insisted that we stick to the promise, where she said, "too bad. Didn't you know we always promise something downstairs but never fulfill them up here?"

Wow. Did her and left. Even at the lift she chastised me for sighing. And said, "I'm sure you haven't seen someone as pretty as me before right?"

Stats
Name : Ah Qing
Race : CKT
Height : 5 2"
Face : 8/10
Body : 6/10 - stretch marks, sagging boobs
CBJ : not done
FJ : 2/10 - she just laid down like a mannequin and asked me to do it. Sigh. Did bang her good and long because of her behavior.
GFE : 0/10 - was good on the way up when other cheongsters and taikors were around. In the room though.... It was hell :(

Damage : 80 - wanted 20 to touch her boobs. For licking, even more. Can't do anything else.

WIR : no

On the lift down, met a NL uncle and he and his WL seemed happy, so we started chatting in Malay. And then after hearing my story, he said it's the first time he heard of a CKT guy like me who was treated so badly.

Said it was better if I sat with the uncles on the opposite side from the toilets as they will tell which is bad and which is good. Also said the good ones are all back in PRC for holiday, the catch was kinda old and bad :(

Just some questions (been reading the forums, but.....)

1) how do we know who'll do a good GFE and who won't, other than tips from regulars?

2) the Uncles told me that the younger ones are by luck. Some will treat you well, some..well, consider it a lesson :( is it true?

3) When's the next Cheong session? Will help if I buy you guys drinks for tips.

4) do they always treat newbies with such bad behavior? (Ocean hotel was like heaven compared to this)


Btw, am Malaysian, thus cannot register for PM here :( sigh. Appreciate all help sifts, pakciks, taikors and Heng tais. Really sad lah.

[AlanW]

Xiao Lan lan says dun look at her spotlights, look at her phone. KEKEKE

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7113/7443861444_2767be2c75.jpg

Nice knocker.:D

[Redsn0w]

Ah, Penang born banana, with some smattering mandarin :)

Hmm, she's 23-25. Said she's 23 though.

Ah, did what bro? :)

Are you a chinese?

What is her age?

If you are not foreigner and she is pretty (meaning not old) she won't offer RM80 to you on first call.

Most gals don't kiss in ACE......

anyway, 3 out of 4 gals did that with me

[eugene_wong]

Ah, Penang born banana, with some smattering mandarin :)

Hmm, she's 23-25. Said she's 23 though.

Ah, did what bro? :)

see prev sentence...:)

Anyway, I have been to ACE many times but never had the chance to meet the King of Ace complex, Sengseng

[Redsn0w]

see prev sentence...:)

Anyway, I have been to ACE many times but never had the chance to meet the King of Ace complex, Sengseng

wow, you must be another one of the kings too. hehe. must learn to blow water like you all lah :p

[Futaba]

see prev sentence...:)

Anyway, I have been to ACE many times but never had the chance to meet the King of Ace complex, Sengseng

Meeting the King is never easy....u hv to got thru many procedures & fill in many forms...:p

[Futaba]

Listen to seng seng recommendation, so no die one:D

I agreed....it's a very good advise

[dyelook]

all you sifus blowing water without pitying this big belly old uncle ah?

[Futaba]

all you sifus blowing water without pitying this big belly old uncle ah?

Hhhmmmm....beginning to miss home:rolleyes:

[sengseng]

Seng Seng, gimme some ctcs too :) already did 2 FRs :)
oops, somebody zapped my points. down to 19. What happened ya?

Go to the corner and stand near the bamboo trees (PW). There are 3 new butterflies flapping there. 1.) Lily aka Ah Siew always wear white dress,2.) Nana always wear blue(Very playful) and No 3.) Jia Jia. Knitted Blouse with Black Short Pants. You can always take her UPhill cos her nick is Genting Gal.:p
They belanja me eat durian last night. Durians are sponsor by a NL customer. Dun ask me for the ctcs cos I forgot to ask. KEKEKE :D
So bring your net and see which one you would like to catch.
Waiting for your FR.

[sengseng]

Quote:
Originally Posted by pomrakthai
Listen to seng seng recommendation, so no die one
I agreed....it's a very good advise
Like tat no one die, I die lor. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

all you sifus blowing water without pitying this big belly old uncle ah?
Your lamb chop is back. Face looks radiant this time. She ask me got see you or not. I said NO. Then she said " Must be chasing new guniang. I just smile back and said You know him better than me. :D
Here is one for you.
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be lamb chop and sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not.":p

[eugene_wong]

Go to the corner and stand near the bamboo trees (PW). There are 3 new butterflies flapping there. 1.) Lily aka Ah Siew always wear white dress,2.) Nana always wear blue(Very playful) and No 3.) Jia Jia. Knitted Blouse with Black Short Pants. You can always take her UPhill cos her nick is Genting Gal.:p
They belanja me eat durian last night. Durians are sponsor by a NL customer. Dun ask me for the ctcs cos I forgot to ask. KEKEKE :D
So bring your net and see which one you would like to catch.
Waiting for your FR.

Nana has the most business.......as early as the 2nd day coming there she has customer almost every 10 mins interval.......yes she was in blue but on her 3rd day she was wearing while with shorts

[eugene_wong]

wow, you must be another one of the kings too. hehe. must learn to blow water like you all lah :p

sengseng is the king.....until now I still does not have the privilege to meet him

[FuckerBB]

I never try FL there . Any good recommendation ?

[sengseng]

Meeting the King is never easy....u hv to got thru many procedures & fill in many forms...:p
Very simple only. Buy a deck of triumph card and you can see the King of Ace, King of Heart, King of Spade and so forth. See! very easy leh. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Nana has the most business.......as early as the 2nd day coming there she has customer almost every 10 mins interval.......yes she was in blue but on her 3rd day she was wearing while with shorts

Looks like the real hidden Dragon finally shows up and can provide more details and precise info. Salute! Got a lot to learn from expert like you. KEKEKE :D

[xiaomax]

last night is my second day go to PW food court , after learn so many times lesson from PRC (step to sinking boat , so i steady wait and slowly eyes scan all those potential " seller " at level 1 ACE
i take some times to chit chat with uncle at there ,sharing expriance is caring :p
on this moment , got alot Prc pass by and they act like hunger wolf into rob my little money
after scan for awhile, one cute Vietnamese come to me and this gal know speak mandarin and cantonis that quiet make me surprise .
Here is my FR (master of prc : sengseng pls give me more hint for my better hunting experiance:D )

Name : Lele
Race: Vietnam
Age : 24
BJ : 7/10
F/J : 10/10 ( not rush for time )
GFE : 10/10
Damage : 100
This is my second times for second day at kl,i have a good fun ,muahahaha
Thank you for viewing:D

[pomrakthai]

last night is my second day go to PW food court , after learn so many times lesson from PRC (step to sinking boat , so i steady wait and slowly eyes scan all those potential " seller " at level 1 ACE
i take some times to chit chat with uncle at there ,sharing expriance is caring :p
on this moment , got alot Prc pass by and they act like hunger wolf into rob my little money
after scan for awhile, one cute Vietnamese come to me and this gal know speak mandarin and cantonis that quiet make me surprise .
Here is my FR (master of prc : sengseng pls give me more hint for my better hunting experiance:D )

Name : Lele
Race: Vietnam
Age : 24
BJ : 7/10
F/J : 10/10 ( not rush for time )
GFE : 10/10
Damage : 100
This is my second times for second day at kl,i have a good fun ,muahahaha
Thank you for viewing:D

Normally, those Vietnam Boat People tend to sink boat one! You are lucky or because you paid more money??

Anyway, listen to sengseng, the undisputed KING OF ACE, sure no sink boat or flip car one.

[sengseng]

Normally, those Vietnam Boat People tend to sink boat one! You are lucky or because you paid more money??

Anyway, listen to sengseng, sure no sink boat or flip car one.

I dun agree with you and sengseng either. My 3 cents is One man's meat is always another man's poison. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

last night is my second day go to PW food court , after learn so many times lesson from PRC (step to sinking boat , so i steady wait and slowly eyes scan all those potential " seller " at level 1 ACE
i take some times to chit chat with uncle at there ,sharing expriance is caring
on this moment , got alot Prc pass by and they act like hunger wolf into rob my little money
after scan for awhile, one cute Vietnamese come to me and this gal know speak mandarin and cantonis that quiet make me surprise .
Here is my FR (master of prc : sengseng pls give me more hint for my better hunting experience.

Name : Lele
Race: Vietnam
Age : 24
BJ : 7/10
F/J : 10/10 ( not rush for time )
GFE : 10/10
Damage : 100
This is my second times for second day at kl,i have a good fun ,muahahaha
Thank you for viewing:D

Nice FR there. Ytd wind velocity so high you also go there argh. Wah! You must be a member of D'Kamikaze club then. ;)Anyway my sifu told me; according to the recent (FSJR) Fowls Service Journal Report, overall the Popiah team's rating is higher than the Big Green Team.
From my own artless perspective is " Luv at first sight is another thing and finding the right chemistry is another thing".Sometimes Chicken and Duck talks also can find the right chemistry. Me just blowing water.:D

[sengseng]

I never try FL there . Any good recommendation ?

I would say it all depends on your own preference. Since they cum in all sizes and shapes. In this Gallus Gallus Farm. You may find species like Young Gallus Gallus, bantan ,dorking, cochin China, cornish, gallinacean, turkey and etc. You can also find prehistoric dino fowls breeding there too. Happy Hunting. KEKEKE :D

[pomrakthai]

I dun agree with you and sengseng either. My 3 cents is One man's meat is always another man's poison. KEKEKE :D

Hahaha....you added another cent (normally 2 cents' worth) ...so the KING has spoken. Sometimes, kiwi like me (used to eat leaves) can also die fast if eats cats (miao-miao) or drink Mongolian horse milk :D

Stick to one if she is very good, but if you want to risk "flip car" or "sink boat" pay and test cars or boat, one day you will find your preference.

[sengseng]

Hahaha....you added another cent (normally 2 cents' worth) ...so the KING has spoken. Sometimes, kiwi like me (used to eat leaves) can also die fast if eats cats (miao-miao) or drink Mongolian horse milk :D

Stick to one if she is very good, but if you want to risk "flip car" or "sink boat" pay and test cars or boat, one day you will find your preference.

I knew you will say tat. Sifu, Inflation ma, now 3 cents is only worth last time's 2 cent ma. Apa pun naik. You can say tat I am King of Dire Straits now.:p
Now tat your Highness the King of Kings have spoken. We will definitely follow your royal advise and stick to one and play monogamy instead of polygamy.
Maybe I have used the wrong Big Elephant Glue all this while, nothing seems to stick. Maybe its becos I am a Bald Stick or maybe I should try the UHU glue for a change.:D

[pomrakthai]

I knew you will say tat. Sifu, Inflation ma, now 3 cents is only worth last time's 2 cent ma. Apa pun naik. You can say tat I am King of Dire Straits now.
Now tat your Highness the King of Kings have spoken. We will definitely follow your royal advise and stick to one and play monogamy instead of polygamy.
Maybe I have used the wrong Big Elephant Glue all this while, nothing seems to stick. Maybe its becos I am a Bald Stick or maybe I should try the UHU glue for a change.

I am just like Futaba now....got stuck:eek: by China-made super glue called 502 Super Glue........made from leaf extracts!

Last time I used to apply the 3F principles (Find, Fuck and Forget)...but now, it is still 3F (Find, Fuck and Forget to go home!) :D

[Redsn0w]

Nice FR there. Ytd wind velocity so high you also go there argh. Wah! You must be a member of D'Kamikaze club then. ;)Anyway my sifu told me; according to the recent (FSJR) Fowls Service Journal Report, overall the Popiah team's rating is higher than the Big Green Team.
From my own artless perspective is " Luv at first sight is another thing and finding the right chemistry is another thing".Sometimes Chicken and Duck talks also can find the right chemistry. Me just blowing water.:D

Ah, serious? Then like dat hard to FR, otherwise FR from behind Roti car :p

[Futaba]

I am just like Futaba now....got stuck:eek: by China-made super glue called 502 Super Glue........made from leaf extracts!

Last time I used to apply the 3F principles (Find, Fuck and Forget)...but now, it is still 3F (Find, Fuck and Forget to go home!) :D

Woi Woi Woi....u guys there having fun & left me alone.
Now pull me in the water also ar.....
Btw I didn't know nowadays China made super glue are so effective...kekeke

[pomrakthai]

Woi Woi Woi....u guys there having fun & left me alone.
Now pull me in the water also ar.....
Btw I didn't know nowadays China made super glue are so effective...kekeke

The most sticky glue manufactured in a place in China called Heart Shake :D

BTW, when are you coming over to KL again? By Dec 2102, world ending oledi, make full use of the time before that day :eek:

[Futaba]

The most sticky glue manufactured in a place in China called Heart Shake :D

BTW, when are you coming over to KL again? By Dec 2102, world ending oledi, make full use of the time before that day :eek:

Is it true the paradise is ending?
So where r we to go?:eek:

[xiaomax]

Normally, those Vietnam Boat People tend to sink boat one! You are lucky or because you paid more money??

Anyway, listen to sengseng, the undisputed KING OF ACE, sure no sink boat or flip car one.

RM 100 is normal charges la :p out of 100 shit u will found 1 is diamond :D

[xiaomax]

Nice FR there. Ytd wind velocity so high you also go there argh. Wah! You must be a member of D'Kamikaze club then. ;)Anyway my sifu told me; according to the recent (FSJR) Fowls Service Journal Report, overall the Popiah team's rating is higher than the Big Green Team.
From my own artless perspective is " Luv at first sight is another thing and finding the right chemistry is another thing".Sometimes Chicken and Duck talks also can find the right chemistry. Me just blowing water.:D

yeah that is on 1 august .... yesterday i go second times on afternoon and today is 3 rd times again , i get infection of popiah poison on my history , master seng seng pls pull me out :p well tomorrow is time to go back and stop my craziness..
btw i saw a very pretty prc sit under bamboo tree , yesterday she wear a yellow skirt , master of prc seng seng can u tell me what is her name and how many % step into sinking boat for this prc :D

[AlanW]

After bedminton for 3 hours , now is my time to say hello to sengseng G/D :D~ scout around first and aim for new arrived mui mui :cool:

Let me check :-

Money = Ready
Condom = Ready
Car = Ready

Time to move :p

[pomrakthai]

After bedminton for 3 hours , now is my time to say hello to sengseng G/D :D~ scout around first and aim for new arrived mui mui :cool:

Let me check :-

Money = Ready
Condom = Ready
Car = Ready

Time to move :p

I am going there tonight....one added check for me

.........
Sperm = Enough and ready
(No need to check condom, they provide)

[Scorpioking87]

The most sticky glue manufactured in a place in China called Heart Shake :D

BTW, when are you coming over to KL again? By Dec 2102, world ending oledi, make full use of the time before that day :eek:

Bro,

End of the world 2012 deferred.. After general elections first...:D

[Futaba]

I am going there tonight....one added check for me

.........
Sperm = Enough and ready
(No need to check condom, they provide)

HHmmm...I tot Ye Hua gone back Sugar Mountain?
Looking for pussy cat izzit?:p

[Futaba]

The most sticky glue manufactured in a place in China called Heart Shake :D

BTW, when are you coming over to KL again? By Dec 2102, world ending oledi, make full use of the time before that day :eek:

Most likely in September coz I need to hand over my Hummer back to the company.

[pomrakthai]

HHmmm...I tot Ye Hua gone back Sugar Mountain?
Looking for pussy cat izzit?:p

Nolah, since Ye Hua back to Sugar Mountain, where got fun anymore...just accompanied my friend there but I didn't mount any....did n't see miao miao there wor:o

[pomrakthai]

Most likely in September coz I need to hand over my Hummer back to the company.

What...you resigning or getting a newer hummer? Call me when you are over in KL........we need to watch Amy singing leh :D

[Futaba]

What...you resigning or getting a newer hummer? Call me when you are over in KL........we need to watch Amy singing leh :D

Not resign but due to change of new company policy that no company van or vehicle will be provided to technical staff anymore.
I would prefer watching Amy holding my mic singing....:D

[AlanW]

I am going there tonight....one added check for me

.........
Sperm = Enough and ready
(No need to check condom, they provide)

I prefer my own condom. Feather lite ultima :D

[pomrakthai]

I would prefer watching Amy holding my mic singing....:D

I missed that opportunity when she was a WL at ACE....never have a chance again :o

[AlanW]

Pomrakthai just reach home ? :rolleyes:

[sengseng]

I missed that opportunity when she was a WL at ACE....never have a chance again :o
Btw her service is SOP only.We used to call her Tomboy. Stand there like a piece of log and will not approach customer one. Its Wang Xing tat ask her to try her luck to sing.Anyway the group Dai ka J (Wang Chun) , is floating head again.:D

[pomrakthai]

Btw her service is SOP only.We used to call her Tomboy. Stand there like a piece of log and will not approach customer one. Its Wang Xing tat ask her to try her luck to sing.Anyway the group Dai ka J (Wang Chun) , is floating head again.:D

Hahaha...that was the cause why I have not even see-can-up [tai duck siong] her but now...she is getting attractive by the day wor...ask Futaba, he also up phlegm seeing her singing.

So, wang Chun is back leh...many to try out loh.

[sengseng]

Hahaha...that was the cause why I have not even see-can-up [tai duck siong] her but now...she is getting attractive by the day wor...ask Futaba, he also up phlegm seeing her singing.

I think if you still wanna try this merchandise you still can. Hang more flowers and offer a higher commodity price lor. KEKEKE:D

I heard The winner have earn about 65,000 a month. The Runner up 45,000 and 1st. runner up 40,000 . So tats why some of them change from the oldest profession to stage entertainer.:p

[pomrakthai]

I think if you still wanna try this merchandise you still can. Hang more flowers and offer a higher commodity price lor. KEKEKE

I heard The winner have earn about 65,000 a month. The Runner up 45,000 and 1st. runner up 40,000 . So tats why some of them change from the oldest profession to stage entertainer.

walaueh, Amy became an auction item liao:o

Where I can challenge those rich ah peks in decorating her (more like Miss China winner)

Have to confess life....the have-not's will continue to eat leaves from Hubei :rolleyes:

[AlanW]

These few days really quiet :D:D

[sengseng]

These few days really quiet :D:D
Last evening very happening what. Everybody shouting DLCW ; DLCW; DLCW : Datuk Li Chong Wey / Dun Let Chinese Win / Dan Lin Cannot Win. KEKEKE :D

[AlanW]

Last evening very happening what. Everybody shouting DLCW ; DLCW; DLCW : Datuk Li Chong Wey / Dun Let Chinese Win / Dan Lin Cannot Win. KEKEKE :D

Ya wo ... tonight I go see 2 papaya sin ;);)

[sengseng]

Ya wo ... tonight I go see 2 papaya sin ;);)
The Cow Brothers
Once upon a time, there lived two brothers - elder one named "Da Niu" (Big Cow), younger one called "Xiao Niu" (Little Cow). They were both English educated. Da Niu could not understand Chinese at all while Xiao Niu managed to write some simple sentences.
There lived one lady - a very very pretty and sexy Chinese lady opposite their flat. Both brothers were hungry to "eat" this lady, but they kept their desire to themselves.
Finally, Da Niu disclosed to Xiao Niu his lustful desire for this lady and requested Xiao Niu to write this lady a loveletter on behalf of himself. Definitely, Xiao Niu was upset and tried to sabotage his brother. So Xiao Niu wrote a note and pass it over to the lady: "Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Da Niu is lazier).
To Xiao Niu surprise, this did not make the lady disappointed about Da Niu but instead she so delighted when she saw this note and immediately hooked herself to Da Niu.
Guess why? The lady has read the sentence from right to left. ( Lan Jiao Bi Niu Da.) KEKEKE :D

[AlanW]

Day by day , seng seng king is very good in poem :o:o

[shylook]

The Cow Brothers
Once upon a time, there lived two brothers - elder one named "Da Niu" (Big Cow), younger one called "Xiao Niu" (Little Cow). They were both English educated. Da Niu could not understand Chinese at all while Xiao Niu managed to write some simple sentences.
There lived one lady - a very very pretty and sexy Chinese lady opposite their flat. Both brothers were hungry to "eat" this lady, but they kept their desire to themselves.
Finally, Da Niu disclosed to Xiao Niu his lustful desire for this lady and requested Xiao Niu to write this lady a loveletter on behalf of himself. Definitely, Xiao Niu was upset and tried to sabotage his brother. So Xiao Niu wrote a note and pass it over to the lady: "Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Da Niu is lazier).
To Xiao Niu surprise, this did not make the lady disappointed about Da Niu but instead she so delighted when she saw this note and immediately hooked herself to Da Niu.
Guess why? The lady has read the sentence from right to left. ( Lan Jiao Bi Niu Da.) KEKEKE :D
da seng seng bi jiao lan :D

BTW, i managed to get 2 candidate, can organize a 10 days local trip for me?

[pomrakthai]

da seng seng bi jiao lan :D

BTW, i managed to get 2 candidate, can organize a 10 days local trip for me?

Wa...you all planning an orgy with PRC's....issit? Don't chio me and Futaba ah? :D

[sengseng]

da seng seng bi jiao lan :D

BTW, i managed to get 2 candidate, can organize a 10 days local trip for me?

Wat type of Bamboo Leaves do you feed them with ; in order to make them so obedient to you one. :D
Walen nowadays play 1 dragon VS 2 phoenixes game oredi. Salute man! ;)


http://img5.cache.netease.com/photo/0003/2012-08-06/8887GHTI00AJ0003.jpg

http://img3.cache.netease.com/photo/0003/2012-08-06/8887GN9200AJ0003.jpg

http://bcove.me/9ibpqo33

[sengseng]

Wa...you all planning an orgy with PRC's....issit? Don't chio me and Futaba ah? :D

Now I know why you like northen mushroom.:D
http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/06/20/sex-toy-mistaken-as-strange-plant-on-chinese-news/

[shylook]

Now I know why you like northen mushroom.:D
http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/06/20/sex-toy-mistaken-as-strange-plant-on-chinese-news/
terrible joke, master sengseng must had eaten plenty.

[strawhatcrewz]

anyone know where is lambo? miss her so much.. nowaday girl at ace all dino =.=.. damn

[pomrakthai]

anyone know where is lambo? miss her so much.. nowaday girl at ace all dino =.=.. damn

Different flowers enter different eyes :D

[pomrakthai]

Now I know why you like northen mushroom.:D
http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/06/20/sex-toy-mistaken-as-strange-plant-on-chinese-news/

Frankly speaking, many rural Chinese are ignorant and stupid too. It is nothing strange that a sex toy has been mistaken for a type of mushroom.

Now when I test Northern Mushrooms, I need to check whether any is made of silicone :D

[Futaba]

Now I know why you like northen mushroom.:D
http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/06/20/sex-toy-mistaken-as-strange-plant-on-chinese-news/

Master SengSeng u r terrible lah...
I almost fell of my chair laughing......
I'm going to share this link on my Facebook....hahahahahaha

[sengseng]

Master SengSeng u r terrible lah...
I almost fell of my chair laughing......
I'm going to share this link on my Facebook....hahahahahaha

I am not terrible ; just being artless and naive only. If I am an 80 yr old Apek I might be like him too if I find alien objects in my backyard. Listen again to what the female reporter says. :p

BTW , if you have an extra RM3500 to spend, what would you do with it??
Let see what this women can do with this amount.:D

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/8/8/nation/11814837&sec=nation

[Scorpioking87]

The Cow Brothers
Once upon a time, there lived two brothers - elder one named "Da Niu" (Big Cow), younger one called "Xiao Niu" (Little Cow). They were both English educated. Da Niu could not understand Chinese at all while Xiao Niu managed to write some simple sentences.
There lived one lady - a very very pretty and sexy Chinese lady opposite their flat. Both brothers were hungry to "eat" this lady, but they kept their desire to themselves.
Finally, Da Niu disclosed to Xiao Niu his lustful desire for this lady and requested Xiao Niu to write this lady a loveletter on behalf of himself. Definitely, Xiao Niu was upset and tried to sabotage his brother. So Xiao Niu wrote a note and pass it over to the lady: "Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Da Niu is lazier).
To Xiao Niu surprise, this did not make the lady disappointed about Da Niu but instead she so delighted when she saw this note and immediately hooked herself to Da Niu.
Guess why? The lady has read the sentence from right to left. ( Lan Jiao Bi Niu Da.) KEKEKE :D

Niu you Lan Jiao meh?? must go n check now:D

[Scorpioking87]

Master SengSeng u r terrible lah...
I almost fell of my chair laughing......
I'm going to share this link on my Facebook....hahahahahaha

Bro Futaba,

thanks on your info in the penang thread... our intelligence officer has gathered more intel.. u guys r welcomed to come for study visit anytime here..bring bro pomrakthai along as tour leader...

[Futaba]

Bro Futaba,

thanks on your info in the penang thread... our intelligence officer has gathered more intel.. u guys r welcomed to come for study visit anytime here..bring bro pomrakthai along as tour leader...

Hahaha...no problem bro....
Anyway I don't need bro Pomrakthai to be tour leader lah...maybe I can be his instead:D....I'm Penang lang still staying & working in Penang la...

[Futaba]

I am not terrible ; just being artless and naive only. If I am an 80 yr old Apek I might be like him too if I find alien objects in my backyard. Listen again to what the female reporter says. :p

BTW , if you have an extra RM3500 to spend, what would you do with it??
Let see what this women can do with this amount.:D

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/8/8/nation/11814837&sec=nation

Hahahahaa...this is even more ridiculous...:D

[Scorpioking87]

Hahaha...no problem bro....
Anyway I don't need bro Pomrakthai to be tour leader lah...maybe I can be his instead:D....I'm Penang lang still staying & working in Penang la...

haha bro... sorry lah .. u can become tour leader n bro pom become bus driver??i worry ur tour bus overshoot penang and end up in hatyai or betong lo..

wah bey tahan... penang lang go to KL so far to cheong hah.. interesting...looks like i hv to be ur tourist then..:D

[Raytan]

Going to xin bing Hua tomorrow to cc66

[Futaba]

haha bro... sorry lah .. u can become tour leader n bro pom become bus driver??i worry ur tour bus overshoot penang and end up in hatyai or betong lo..

wah bey tahan... penang lang go to KL so far to cheong hah.. interesting...looks like i hv to be ur tourist then..:D

What to do...Penang don't have such paradise.
The travelling is part of the excitement know u r going to meet yr GF...:p
In KL I'm also the tourist leh....maybe u should get bro Pomrakthai or bro Sengseng to be yr tour leader

[AlanW]

Testing new car again :D:D:D

[Scorpioking87]

What to do...Penang don't have such paradise.
The travelling is part of the excitement know u r going to meet yr GF...:p
In KL I'm also the tourist leh....maybe u should get bro Pomrakthai or bro Sengseng to be yr tour leader

ok...i will bring a bus load of penang tourists to visit the infamous market there.. penang people very good at bargaining one... if singaporeans are kiasu, penang people are one step better cos they KIASI... some more when buy things, want tua tey and pi...big piece and cheap..got that kind of stock meh? :eek:

[Futaba]

ok...i will bring a bus load of penang tourists to visit the infamous market there.. penang people very good at bargaining one... if singaporeans are kiasu, penang people are one step better cos they KIASI... some more when buy things, want tua tey and pi...big piece and cheap..got that kind of stock meh? :eek:

Bro ur mailbox full liao...:D

[sengseng]

What to do...Penang don't have such paradise.
The travelling is part of the excitement know u r going to meet yr GF...:p
In KL I'm also the tourist leh....maybe u should get bro Pomrakthai or bro Sengseng to be yr tour leader
Ask Sifu Pomrakthai to take you to Setiawan to eat flower Crabs (Fa Hai ) lor. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Testing new car again :D

I saw one new Popiah car with Celebrity looks and slender body with big spotlights.Forgot to ask her name.:D
Tonight maybe I can get VISA.;)

[xiaomax]

I saw one new Popiah car with Celebrity looks and slender body with big spotlights.Forgot to ask her name.:D
Tonight maybe I can get VISA.;)

Sharing is caring , put some name on here :D

[sengseng]

Sharing is caring , put some name on here :D

Here goes Xiao Miao, Xiao Min, Xiao Mung, XiaoMan, Xiaomi and XiaoMax. KEKEKE:D

[AlanW]

I saw one new Popiah car with Celebrity looks and slender body with big spotlights.Forgot to ask her name.:D
Tonight maybe I can get VISA.;)

Aw. So got visa ? :D

[shylook]

Here goes Xiao Miao, Xiao Min, Xiao Mung, XiaoMan, Xiaomi and XiaoMax. KEKEKE:D
OMG /@\, i just went back..... :(

[Scorpioking87]

Bro ur mailbox full liao...:D

Sorry bro... Clearing my mail box... Got too many pms from penang tourists eager to sign up for pasar road excursion...:D

Thanks again.

[Scorpioking87]

Ask Sifu Pomrakthai to take you to Setiawan to eat flower Crabs (Fa Hai ) lor. KEKEKE :D

Master seng seng,

I hv got blessings from taikor futaba to ask u to become our tour guide in KL tour.. Sitiawan tour also would be added bonus..kampung Koh got serve flower crabs meh?

[xiaomax]

Here goes Xiao Miao, Xiao Min, Xiao Mung, XiaoMan, Xiaomi and XiaoMax. KEKEKE:D

why got xiaomax :confused: and xiao only for prc not vietnam :eek: share some fr on here as im going on this saturday , is the wind blow strong ?

[xiaomax]

OMG /@\, i just went back..... :(

yeah , you try a PRC look like jolin :D

[sengseng]

Master seng seng,

I hv got blessings from taikor futaba to ask u to become our tour guide in KL tour.. Sitiawan tour also would be added bonus..kampung Koh got serve flower crabs meh?
Flower Crabs serve with Kg. Koh chilli sauce very yummy oh.:D
So When is your entourage cumming to Half Hill Bush (PunSan Ba)? :D

[sengseng]

why got xiaomax :confused: and xiao only for prc not vietnam :eek: share some fr on here as im going on this saturday , is the wind blow strong ?
Dun worry; just bring or wear a windbreaker jacket will do.:D

[Scorpioking87]

Flower Crabs serve with Kg. Koh chilli sauce very yummy oh.:D
So When is your entourage cumming to Kay-EL? :D

Kampung Koh chilli sauce got so much garlic inside lah bro..

Need to fill up my bus persiaran first bro..I m the bus driver so should be able to eat for free lor, right or not? Bro futaba oredi promised to give me directions cos my gps always misleading one..

[jconnor]

Wow, what is thislah guys? Nowadays, all the fun and excitement only seems to happen once I've left the table.

[Scorpioking87]

Flower Crabs serve with Kg. Koh chilli sauce very yummy oh.:D
So When is your entourage cumming to Half Hill Bush (PunSan Ba)? :D

Aik bro? Kay el now become half hill bush? What happened? I tot they stopped all development works at bukit kiara oredi?:D

[sengseng]

Aik bro? Kay el now become half hill bush? What happened? I tot they stopped all development works at bukit kiara oredi?:D

HHB is part of K&L and K&L is part of Klang Valley. Just being specific, so that your GPS can point to the correct coordinates lor. KEKEKE :D

[Futaba]

Kampung Koh chilli sauce got so much garlic inside lah bro..

Need to fill up my bus persiaran first bro..I m the bus driver so should be able to eat for free lor, right or not? Bro futaba oredi promised to give me directions cos my gps always misleading one..

Tentatively my next trip will be on the 8th September..so if u guys can make it then we can hv a TCSS at NPW/ACE.

[jconnor]

Btw guys, correct me if I am wrong. There are also lots of Filipino FLs staying in Jalan Pudu right? There used to be a few who even stayed long term at S**** G***** Hotel, the one near the Magnum Building, opposite the Hospital. Used to be a a few real young hotties, fantastic service. Best part is that they can speak English well and always high GFE.

[Scorpioking87]

HHB is part of K&L and K&L is part of Klang Valley. Just being specific, so that your GPS can point to the correct coordinates lor. KEKEKE :D

Master Seng Seng,

Thank you for your specific directions..will key in coordinates later into my gps..dun want to end up in Pudu Jail instead of Pudu road...:D

[Scorpioking87]

Tentatively my next trip will be on the 8th September..so if u guys can make it then we can hv a TCSS at NPW/ACE.

Bro,

Where do we rendezvous? NPW/ACE? If u r coming down from north, my bus persiaran will stop by sungai buluh fly over for sate kajang first:D

[Futaba]

Bro,

Where do we rendezvous? NPW/ACE? If u r coming down from north, my bus persiaran will stop by sungai buluh fly over for sate kajang first:D

Of coz I'm coming down fr north la...Penang lang ma
Will PM u my H/p & we keep contact when the day come...

[Scorpioking87]

Of coz I'm coming down fr north la...Penang lang ma
Will PM u my H/p & we keep contact when the day come...

Roger tat bro.. Oredi replied ur pm..

[shylook]

Tentatively my next trip will be on the 8th September..so if u guys can make it then we can hv a TCSS at NPW/ACE.
ok, beer on you again :D

[sengseng]

ok, beer on you again :D
As life twists us into knots; so I came out from hibernation to unwind a little.
Last night met a few past tenses that came back to FL. Present tense not so enticing nowadays.Hope the future tense will be having better choices. ;) :D

[Scorpioking87]

As life twists us into knots; so I came out from hibernation to unwind a little.
Last night met a few past tenses that came back to FL. Present tense not so enticing nowadays.Hope the future tense will be having better choices. ;) :D

Mr Brown,

Thousand apologies..how bout past perfect tense? Need to improve my English in order to understand u better..:D

[sengseng]

Mr Brown,

Thousand apologies..how bout past perfect tense? Need to improve my English in order to understand u better..:D
Due to no perfect one is found in the past tense so no past perfect tense lor. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Are you against same sex marriage? :p
What have the men done or not done enuf?

http://www.maplescope.com/node/56433/%E5%AF%A6%E6%8B%8D%EF%BC%9A%E8%87%BA%E7%81%A3%E5%A 5%B3%E5%90%8C%E6%80%A7%E6%88%80%E9%A6%96%E6%AC%A1% E8%88%89%E8%A1%8C%E4%BD%9B%E6%95%99%E5%A9%9A%E7%A6 %AE/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186983/Lesbian-couple-celebrate-Taiwans-Buddhist-sex-wedding.html

[shylook]

Are you against same sex marriage? :p
What have the men done or not done enuf?

http://www.maplescope.com/node/56433/%E5%AF%A6%E6%8B%8D%EF%BC%9A%E8%87%BA%E7%81%A3%E5%A 5%B3%E5%90%8C%E6%80%A7%E6%88%80%E9%A6%96%E6%AC%A1% E8%88%89%E8%A1%8C%E4%BD%9B%E6%95%99%E5%A9%9A%E7%A6 %AE/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186983/Lesbian-couple-celebrate-Taiwans-Buddhist-sex-wedding.html
kind of wasted, nothing better to do.

[Scorpioking87]

Due to no perfect one is found in the past tense so no past perfect tense lor. KEKEKE :D

Jolly good professori..

[sengseng]

Jolly good professori..

It all depends on one owns perspective.
A female lecturer is telling a group of students how to teach
maths to small children.
“It’s always a good idea for them to visualise the question.
For instance, if I said there were three cats on a wall and one
was shot dead – how many were left? – the children would
answer 2. They would be able to see the cats in their mind’s
eye.”
At that point she was interrupted by one of the students.
“Excuse me, but I would have answered none to that
question.”
The lecturer looked puzzled, repeated the problem but
again the student shook his head.
“My answer would be none,” he said. “If one of the cats had
been shot then the other two would have been out of there
in a flash.”
She replied, “Well, in theory that wouldn’t be correct,
however I like the way you think.”
The student continued, “May I ask you a question now? If
there were three women walking down the street, one
licking an ice lolly, one biting an ice lolly and one sucking an
ice lolly – which one would you think was married?”
The teacher blushed profusely and stuttered a reply.
“Well … er … the one sucking the ice lolly.”
“No,” replied the student, smiling, “it would be the one
wearing a wedding ring … still, I like the way you think!”:D

[shylook]

It all depends on one owns perspective.
A female lecturer is telling a group of students how to teach
maths to small children.
“It’s always a good idea for them to visualise the question.
For instance, if I said there were three cats on a wall and one
was shot dead – how many were left? – the children would
answer 2. They would be able to see the cats in their mind’s
eye.”
At that point she was interrupted by one of the students.
“Excuse me, but I would have answered none to that
question.”
The lecturer looked puzzled, repeated the problem but
again the student shook his head.
“My answer would be none,” he said. “If one of the cats had
been shot then the other two would have been out of there
in a flash.”
She replied, “Well, in theory that wouldn’t be correct,
however I like the way you think.”
The student continued, “May I ask you a question now? If
there were three women walking down the street, one
licking an ice lolly, one biting an ice lolly and one sucking an
ice lolly – which one would you think was married?”
The teacher blushed profusely and stuttered a reply.
“Well … er … the one sucking the ice lolly.”
“No,” replied the student, smiling, “it would be the one
wearing a wedding ring … still, I like the way you think!”:D
master sengseng lecture us again. wink~

[Scorpioking87]

It all depends on one owns perspective.
A female lecturer is telling a group of students how to teach
maths to small children.
“It’s always a good idea for them to visualise the question.
For instance, if I said there were three cats on a wall and one
was shot dead – how many were left? – the children would
answer 2. They would be able to see the cats in their mind’s
eye.”
At that point she was interrupted by one of the students.
“Excuse me, but I would have answered none to that
question.”
The lecturer looked puzzled, repeated the problem but
again the student shook his head.
“My answer would be none,” he said. “If one of the cats had
been shot then the other two would have been out of there
in a flash.”
She replied, “Well, in theory that wouldn’t be correct,
however I like the way you think.”
The student continued, “May I ask you a question now? If
there were three women walking down the street, one
licking an ice lolly, one biting an ice lolly and one sucking an
ice lolly – which one would you think was married?”
The teacher blushed profusely and stuttered a reply.
“Well … er … the one sucking the ice lolly.”
“No,” replied the student, smiling, “it would be the one
wearing a wedding ring … still, I like the way you think!”:D


Wah, Mr Brown now teaching sex education oso...cool!

[Futaba]

It all depends on one owns perspective.
A female lecturer is telling a group of students how to teach
maths to small children.
“It’s always a good idea for them to visualise the question.
For instance, if I said there were three cats on a wall and one
was shot dead – how many were left? – the children would
answer 2. They would be able to see the cats in their mind’s
eye.”
At that point she was interrupted by one of the students.
“Excuse me, but I would have answered none to that
question.”
The lecturer looked puzzled, repeated the problem but
again the student shook his head.
“My answer would be none,” he said. “If one of the cats had
been shot then the other two would have been out of there
in a flash.”
She replied, “Well, in theory that wouldn’t be correct,
however I like the way you think.”
The student continued, “May I ask you a question now? If
there were three women walking down the street, one
licking an ice lolly, one biting an ice lolly and one sucking an
ice lolly – which one would you think was married?”
The teacher blushed profusely and stuttered a reply.
“Well … er … the one sucking the ice lolly.”
“No,” replied the student, smiling, “it would be the one
wearing a wedding ring … still, I like the way you think!”:D

Again I fell off my chair...Master Sengseng u should write a dirty joke book

[xiaomax]

Hi bro and wolf , yesterday i visit to ACE and spot 2 young prc appear , both of them look like student , i found one gal call " xiao chun chun "and her service really good than other old salt fish prc may be due to still new to this industry
:D

[sengseng]

Bro,
Where do we rendezvous? NPW/ACE? If u r coming down from north, my bus persiaran will stop by sungai buluh fly over for sate kajang first:D

《女人王国》 The only Kingdom that practice walking marriages.
I think you should take your tour group to Big Green’s Kingdom of Women and also known as the Kingdom of Daughters.
Mosuo Tribe have been in existence for the past two thousand years in the Lugu Lake region of Southern China.In the Mosuo tribe, women rule. To such an extent that their language doesn’t even have a word for ‘father’.
High above the mountains in South Western China, where Yunnan and Sichuan (of panda fame) border each other, lies the seldom-visited Lugu Lake. Along its banks, you will find the Mosuo people who have continuously practiced the matriarchal systems for centuries. Whether out of volition, or of necessity, the Mosuo women have taken on leader ship in their society for the past two thousand years.
If I save enuf $$$ and health permits; I have plans to go there to 6C6c next year march. :D

http://yunnan.chinadaily.com.cn/luguhu/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20110701/0023ae9e15670f779c3815.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pOlqCn8OPU

[Scorpioking87]

《女人王国》 The only Kingdom that practice walking marriages.
I think you should take your tour group to Big Green’s Kingdom of Women and also known as the Kingdom of Daughters.
Mosuo Tribe have been in existence for the past two thousand years in the Lugu Lake region of Southern China.In the Mosuo tribe, women rule. To such an extent that their language doesn’t even have a word for ‘father’.
High above the mountains in South Western China, where Yunnan and Sichuan (of panda fame) border each other, lies the seldom-visited Lugu Lake. Along its banks, you will find the Mosuo people who have continuously practiced the matriarchal systems for centuries. Whether out of volition, or of necessity, the Mosuo women have taken on leader ship in their society for the past two thousand years.
If I save enuf $$$ and health permits; I have plans to go there to 6C6c next year march. :D


http://yunnan.chinadaily.com.cn/luguhu/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20110701/0023ae9e15670f779c3815.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pOlqCn8OPU


Bro,

Pls remember to wear your chastity belt there..dun want our Master get screwed by horny old ladies..

[sengseng]

Saw a PRC with 4 eyes with a sexy outfit walking towards my table. She gave me a courtesy gesture and ask me whether I would like to have fun. I just smile back. She then ask me why am I not saying anything. I then told her I am a Banana that speak a little bit of Putong Hua only . She then sat down and spoke slowly and told me she used to be a teacher back home. I then try to speak to her in broken Putong Hua with my best ability and ask her. Since you are a teacher 'Will you be my Putong Hua teacher. I like to learn PRC lingo so that I can communicate better cos I currently have a crush on another PRC. She looked at me with her pair of soul catching eyes and said “Why not ? Dell you what , follow me to my classroom upstair and I can then start teaching you. Classroom upstairs???
How much do you charge May I ask? Not to worry , we talk heart not talk gold one she answered me.
Hearing an answer like that makes my heartbeats starts beating faster and things starts to cloud my mind.
1.) Does she have a tuition centre upstairs?
2. Will I be taken for a ride?
3.) Is this for real?
4.) What will happen next?
Being an artless person , I still cannot decide should I be a Follow Me man.;)
OMG. Now what should I do?
Wonder should I continue or To be contnue.:confused:

[Scorpioking87]

Saw a PRC with 4 eyes with a sexy outfit walking towards my table. She gave me a courtesy gesture and ask me whether I would like to have fun. I just smile back. She then ask me why am I not saying anything. I then told her I am a Banana that speak a little bit of Putong Hua only . She then sat down and spoke slowly and told me she used to be a teacher back home. I then try to speak to her in broken Putong Hua with my best ability and ask her. Since you are a teacher 'Will you be my Putong Hua teacher. I like to learn PRC lingo so that I can communicate better cos I currently have a crush on another PRC. She looked at me with her pair of soul catching eyes and said “Why not ? Dell you what , follow me to my classroom upstair and I can then start teaching you. Classroom upstairs???
How much do you charge May I ask? Not to worry , we talk heart not talk gold one she answered me.
Hearing an answer like that makes my heartbeats starts beating faster and things starts to cloud my mind.
1.) Does she have a tuition centre upstairs?
2. Will I be taken for a ride?
3.) Is this for real?
4.) What will happen next?
Being an artless person , I still cannot decide should I be a Follow Me man.;)
OMG. Now what should I do?
Wonder should I continue or To be contnue.:confused:


Bro,

B4 u enter to the tuition centre, pls check first what courses r offered apart from putong hua language course..maybe got banggali or Tamil language courses or inter-course which is very popular nowadays.

Also, pls check the tuition rates first cos nowadays tuition teachers r hard to come by..

[sengseng]

Bro,

B4 u enter to the tuition centre, pls check first what courses r offered apart from putong hua language course..maybe got banggali or Tamil language courses or inter-course which is very popular nowadays.

Also, pls check the tuition rates first cos nowadays tuition teachers r hard to come by..

I like your mentioning about the Inter-(National )Course.KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

Again I fell off my chair...Master Sengseng u should write a dirty joke book

Bro,Those jokes are not written by me leh, I just copyKat only.:p
Found a green Apple for you. Imported from Chongqing. Outlook might look green but inside is juicy and yummy leh. KEKEKE:D

[AlanW]

Just back again , meet up some brothers n do " Simon blow sui " at least few hours. :rolleyes:
End up back that time, kena 4 road block . Sien dou. All mata-mata asked got drink colour water or not. :p

[Futaba]

Bro,Those jokes are not written by me leh, I just copyKat only.:p
Found a green Apple for you. Imported from Chongqing. Outlook might look green but inside is juicy and yummy leh. KEKEKE:D

Oh really??
I love green apple. Please keep it fresh for me.TQVM:D

[pomrakthai]

Oh really??
I love green apple. Please keep it fresh for me.TQVM:D

I love green leaves...why all of a sudden so many like green things one:confused:

Going green ka?

[pomrakthai]

Just back again , meet up some brothers n do " Simon blow sui " at least few hours. :rolleyes:
End up back that time, kena 4 road block . Sien dou. All mata-mata asked got drink colour water or not. :p

I thought it was supposed to be 西门吹雪[Simon blows snow] and not 西门吹水[Simon blows water] to match with 北菇吹箫 [Northern mushroom blows flute] :D

[shylook]

Just back again , meet up some brothers n do " Simon blow sui " at least few hours. :rolleyes:
End up back that time, kena 4 road block . Sien dou. All mata-mata asked got drink colour water or not. :p
perhaps u look like drink color water kaki kah? when is your promised activities? or you are just another simon blow water but self enjoy only. :D

[shylook]

Bro,Those jokes are not written by me leh, I just copyKat only.:p
Found a green Apple for you. Imported from Chongqing. Outlook might look green but inside is juicy and yummy leh. KEKEKE:D
master sengseng, i want green pulp, got ah?

[pomrakthai]

My Ye Hua just SMS me that she is back to ACE......hehehe....back to eating leaves liao :p

[Futaba]

My Ye Hua just SMS me that she is back to ACE......hehehe....back to eating leaves liao :p

Hmmm...so fast...shiok lo...

[shylook]

Hmmm...so fast...shiok lo...
bro, when is your turn?

[jamescheong]

Hi guys im new here, nice to meet u all

so syok seeing u all having fun

[pomrakthai]

Hmmm...so fast...shiok lo...

Just now, I was eating "Hubei leaf" :D....and all of a sudden, I thought of how "jar doe" would be Futaba missing his Shenzen kwa chi :p

Anyway, this leaf is still greean as ever and juicy somemore....and she would like me to follow her to Macau and Zhuhai to sight see with her as my companion. Shiok loh. I think Futaba lagi jar doe

[Futaba]

Just now, I was eating "Hubei leaf" :D....and all of a sudden, I thought of how "jar doe" would be Futaba missing his Shenzen kwa chi :p

Anyway, this leaf is still greean as ever and juicy somemore....and she would like me to follow her to Macau and Zhuhai to sight see with her as my companion. Shiok loh. I think Futaba lagi jar doe

Tiu Nia Seng.....make drool only....

[Scorpioking87]

Tiu Nia Seng.....make drool only....

U guys r talking in what language? Green apple, green leave, Hubei leave,Simon blow water?looks like I hv to sign up with master seng seng's tuition class first..

[sengseng]

master sengseng, i want green pulp, got ah?

Got one Green Durian (Xiao Liu Lian). You want argh. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Oh really??
I love green apple. Please keep it fresh for me.TQVM:D
There is one young water lily too. Fresh and radiant with a long stem. KEKEKE ;)

[pomrakthai]

Wa....yesterday..that All-China College of Ecology (ACE) has its 500 rooms booked for ecology lessons, where students from Malaysia, Myanmar, Bangladesh, Nepal and Vietnam came to study ecology (like how to plant carrots, catch snakes, squeeze lily pods, water the leaves, brushing willow twigs, feed crabs, blow water......etc) what fantastic intakes they got with many ecology teachers waiting for classrooms. I saw many students were happy that they were able to be in the course. :D

[Scorpioking87]

Wa....yesterday..that All-China College of Ecology (ACE) has its 500 rooms booked for ecology lessons, where students from Malaysia, Myanmar, Bangladesh, Nepal and Vietnam came to study ecology (like how to plant carrots, catch snakes, squeeze lily pods, water the leaves, brushing willow twigs, feed crabs, blow water......etc) what fantastic intakes they got with many ecology teachers waiting for classrooms. I saw many students were happy that they were able to be in the course. :D

I give up..I m quitting the ecology course...too many terminology I dun understand..the papers r very tough...some more lecturers always change...go from classroom to classroom..takut also see bangla, Myanmar classmates lining up to choose their favorite lecturers, they want to score high marks in the exams I hear...

[sengseng]

Wa....yesterday..that All-China College of Ecology (ACE) has its 500 rooms booked for ecology lessons, where students from Malaysia, Myanmar, Bangladesh, Nepal and Vietnam came to study ecology (like how to plant carrots, catch snakes, squeeze lily pods, water the leaves, brushing willow twigs, feed crabs, blow water......etc) what fantastic intakes they got with many ecology teachers waiting for classrooms. I saw many students were happy that they were able to be in the course. :D

Looks like I am losing touch with this venue oredi. When did this Adult Centre of Entertainment turns into a College , I really dunno man??? :confused:

[pomrakthai]

Looks like I am losing touch with this venue oredi. When did this Adult Centre of Entertainment turns into a College , I really dunno man??? :confused:

When we all talk about "water lilies, green leaves, long legged crabs, etc." it gets our minds tuned to "ecology" loh....sorry I have forgotten that ACE stands for a noble game called "ENTER-tainment" :D

[jspanky]

It all depends on one owns perspective.
A female lecturer is telling a group of students how to teach
maths to small children.
“It’s always a good idea for them to visualise the question.
For instance, if I said there were three cats on a wall and one
was shot dead – how many were left? – the children would
answer 2. They would be able to see the cats in their mind’s
eye.”
At that point she was interrupted by one of the students.
“Excuse me, but I would have answered none to that
question.”
The lecturer looked puzzled, repeated the problem but
again the student shook his head.
“My answer would be none,” he said. “If one of the cats had
been shot then the other two would have been out of there
in a flash.”
She replied, “Well, in theory that wouldn’t be correct,
however I like the way you think.”
The student continued, “May I ask you a question now? If
there were three women walking down the street, one
licking an ice lolly, one biting an ice lolly and one sucking an
ice lolly – which one would you think was married?”
The teacher blushed profusely and stuttered a reply.
“Well … er … the one sucking the ice lolly.”
“No,” replied the student, smiling, “it would be the one
wearing a wedding ring … still, I like the way you think!”:D

LMAO! Nice one! :D

[sengseng]

When we all talk about "water lilies, green leaves, long legged crabs, etc." it gets our minds tuned to "ecology" loh....sorry I have forgotten that ACE stands for a noble game called "ENTER-tainment" :D

Heard tat these 2 days fullhouse. All funfun tickets are sold out.;):D

[xiaomax]

Heard tat these 2 days fullhouse. All funfun tickets are sold out.;):D

Master Seng Seng are big supporter of fun fun ticket :D

[sengseng]

Master Seng Seng are big supporter of fun fun ticket :D
Me got heartburn ; doktor said must refrain from heavy exercise so no fun for me this raya. Just can see but no touch. Heard that you went dry swimming in Kuantan. How cum no FR one. KEKEKE:D

[xiaomax]

Me got heartburn ; doktor said must refrain from heavy exercise so no fun for me this raya. Just can see but no touch. Heard that you went dry swimming in Kuantan. How cum no FR one. KEKEKE:D


aiyoyo ,very sianz if can see no touch somemore those hunger money prc will harass you all the time , i dun write FR if i dun meet my good meat :D master seng seng got what good vietnam car lately at ACE? share some la for next month i go kl for chionging , i cant drive same car all the times ma:D kekeke:D

[davidlion126]

aiyoyo ,very sianz if can see no touch somemore those hunger money prc will harass you all the time , i dun write FR if i dun meet my good meat :D master seng seng got what good vietnam car lately at ACE? share some la for next month i go kl for chionging , i cant drive same car all the times ma:D kekeke:D

yaaaa, plz share some vietamins. Yoday full house, international student day :p

[pomrakthai]

Just got back from shiok shiok with Ye Hua. It seems that business is down today as many Malaichai were absent and as usual Chinese were choosy lot, preferred drinking rather than dieu-ing :D

One important thing: Ye Hua told me that many Chinese customers wanted "french kisses" with PRC WL's....she told me that it was not a practice (one that many, if not all PRC ladies like to do) to kiss and to be kiss on the lips. So please refrain from doing so or insisting on getting kisses.

Futaba is the privilege one who can get kisses from PRC, maybe handsome leh...as for me they don't even kiss my botak head ! :o

[Scorpioking87]

Just got back from shiok shiok with Ye Hua. It seems that business is down today as many Malaichai were absent and as usual Chinese were choosy lot, preferred drinking rather than dieu-ing :D

One important thing: Ye Hua told me that many Chinese customers wanted "french kisses" with PRC WL's....she told me that it was not a practice (one that many, if not all PRC ladies like to do) to kiss and to be kiss on the lips. So please refrain from doing so or insisting on getting kisses.

Futaba is the privilege one who can get kisses from PRC, maybe handsome leh...as for me they don't even kiss my botak head ! :o

Bro,

May be u should start dressing up like Kojak or Yul Brynner... not only the PRC WLs will kiss ur hairless head, i think they will also polish it after kissing...:D

[sengseng]

aiyoyo ,very sianz if can see no touch somemore those hunger money prc will harass you all the time , i dun write FR if i dun meet my good meat :D master seng seng got what good vietnam car lately at ACE? share some la for next month i go kl for chionging , i cant drive same car all the times ma: kekeke
Tats one new TY call Fanta who give good head and skillful in pollination but must be careful cos she wear braces. KEKEKE :D
If you dun drive the same car all the time, you must be very rich and have many cars . KEKEKE:p:p

[sengseng]

Bro,

May be u should start dressing up like Kojak or Yul Brynner... not only the PRC WLs will kiss ur hairless head, i think they will also polish it after kissing...:D
I think no matter what he does, they will still pamper his small head more. KEKEKE:D:D

[AlanW]

Wear brace look pretty too hor ;):D

[sengseng]

Wear brace look pretty too hor

Looks pretty though but braces can be a dangerous weapon if not too careful.;)

BTW, Do you know what is Leftover woman??? Here are some for you. KEKEKE :D

http://offbeatchina.com/infographic-who-are-chinas-leftover-women-how-are-they-doing-and-why-are-they-left#comment-12167

[Futaba]

Futaba is the privilege one who can get kisses from PRC, maybe handsome leh...as for me they don't even kiss my botak head !

Kena again....
Bro I where got privilege & handsome leh....:o
Aiyo if they insist I can't resist also right?:p
Actually I prefer CIM rather than french kiss.....kekekeke
Still training my GF to accept that....;)

[AlanW]

[QUOTE=sengseng;7659689]Looks pretty though but braces can be a dangerous weapon if not too careful

BTW, Do you know what is Leftover woman??? Here are some for you. KEKEKE

Yes,can bite off your small head if not careful :D:D;)

Some of my regular girl just came back on yesterday :rolleyes:

[Futaba]

Bro,

May be u should start dressing up like Kojak or Yul Brynner... not only the PRC WLs will kiss ur hairless head, i think they will also polish it after kissing...:D

Wah bro y nowadays camping here liao....
No take care of Penang thread meh...:D

[AlanW]

Handsome futaba :rolleyes::D:D

[sengseng]

Kena again....
Bro I where got privilege & handsome leh....:o
Aiyo if they insist I can't resist also right?:p
Actually I prefer CIM rather than french kiss.....kekekeke
Still training my GF to accept that....;)
You two handsome fellow shining life lah, always have all the lady luck and privileges.Me went there Lalat satu pun tak boleh dapat oh. :p

[Scorpioking87]

Wah bro y nowadays camping here liao....
No take care of Penang thread meh...:D

Bro Futaba,

The penang thread is on auto-pilot now.. will fly in once in a while for refilling...:D

[Scorpioking87]

Kena again....
Bro I where got privilege & handsome leh....:o
Aiyo if they insist I can't resist also right?:p
Actually I prefer CIM rather than french kiss.....kekekeke
Still training my GF to accept that....;)

Bro,

Maybe ur gf thinks CIM is kissing in hokkien..so she thought u want to french kiss only..u got buy proper dictionary for her or not?:rolleyes:

[AlanW]

You two handsome fellow shining life lah, always have all the lady luck and privileges.Me went there Lalat satu pun tak boleh dapat oh. :p

Who else is the another handsome ? :eek: