PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[Scorpioking87]

She was once a Scorpion Princess.:D
Now and Then The famous AMY YIP CHI MEI. (BO BA)
18 years ago and now.

http://space.wenxuecity.com/_gallery/201209/news/ori_504ed59ec9a9b.jpeg

U sure that's Amy Yip on the right? Looks like her grandma lah...

[Scorpioking87]

Last time someone said they found Bigfoot there also. :eek: Later heard was kill by Scorpion's incurable stings.
Can you enlighten us more so tat visiting your second home is worth the trip.
Any Student Exchange Program or Homestay Package.
I am sure the Scorp-King, your highness can arrange something memorable yet exciting for travel student like us.
Everytime also stay in hotels , very sian liao. Like to have home cooking with home comfort. So tat we exchange knowledge and learn their culture more.
Do dell us more what are the attractions there. I can't remember where I read this ; written somewhere ; was saying once in a bLue Moon, the moon in Betong is blue and in oval shape. If there is a blue moon, we smurfs from Kayel sure will cum one. :D
I have left some footprints in Betong b4. But not this Betong. The one I went was Betong Sarawak. Nothing much to shout about.

You heard abt the story of Bigfoot killed by scorpion sting too?

If that is the case, let me brief u on the itinerary which I hv gathered for travel students..a 3D 2N package.


DAY 01
ARRIVAL IN BETONG (L/D)
Welcome by our representative at Betong Immigration, take breakfast (own).
Pray to the biggest brass sitting Buddha in Thailand (14.4 m). Visit Phra Mahathat Chedi Phra Buddha Dhama Prakat. It’s one of the finest and largest stupa in Southern Thailand (39.9 m.).
At view point tounch view Betong Town. To pray Lim Ko Neong Goddess Shrine. The world biggest Post Box 10.30 meters high take photo memories. Visit the famous local herbal medicine shop (which discovered by PCM).
After lunch visit Payamit Tunnel, it is an old camp of the Communist Party of Malaysia built in 1976. Flower Garden touch the blooming with temperature 14-28˚C all the year round.
Have dinner in Flower Garden, history menus of PCM clean food non-toxic from their farm. At night enjoy show and enjoy karaoke.Overnight at Winter Flower Garden Resort recreation.
DAY 02
BETONG ( HOT SPRING ) (B/L/D)
Breakfast Winter Flower Garden Resort Restaurant.
Hot Spring take a hot mineral bath for curing skin disease and muscular pain.
After lunch enjoy rafting experience exciting. Visit famous bird’s nest and local products shop.
After dinner enjoy nightlife of Betong.
DAY 03
BETONG- OUT (B)
Last minute free at your leisure until pick up time for departure.

[Scorpioking87]

For those interested to join this once in a lifetime special tour, please register at www.scorpioking87.com. If u can't log in, u can always put ur name here..:D first come first serve basis only...

[CuntMan]

knn (korean nuts needer) cuntman has become a Con Man now, just went for a korean look alike for 100 damage but cant affort our drinks... :eek: Mo Seng Yi lor..... :(

Bro for you 1 break my piggy bank and offer 1 bottle carlsberg. I saved up whole 10 days for the korean look alike, so now must save up few weeks to afford more. So guess I will be in hibernate mode for awhile till I can afford at least 4-5 bottle of carlsberg to convince u guys.

Please understand bro, I'm just one of those old apek at npw/ace which only can afford a cup of kopi o ice and hopefully it doesn't finish b4 I go back. I go there to wash eye only, only when I save enough from my daily RM 10 I can go up once. Now to show my sincerity I will hibernate awhile till i can afford 5 bottles of carlsberg at least. Enuf sincerity bo bro ? :D

[pomrakthai]

Please understand bro, I'm just one of those old apek at npw/ace which only can afford a cup of kopi o ice and hopefully it doesn't finish b4 I go back. I go there to wash eye only................

I also an old apek that can only afford kopi-o and I don't even smoke (but smoke 2nd hand smoke :o) cos can not afford mah.....:D

[pomrakthai]

Another link on the present day Amy Yip

http://news.67.com/hongse/2012/09/13/661252.html

[CuntMan]

I also an old apek that can only afford kopi-o and I don't even smoke (but smoke 2nd hand smoke :o) cos can not afford mah.....:D

Lol but bro u got freebies there, and u dun even need to bring any money there juz ur self, and if not mistaken those WL there even treat u fried rice + telu mata lembu. And if u happen to go near the npw or ace area everyone will offer you their seat and instantly treat u beer or any drinks of ur preference. This special treatment only for you lord pomrakthai and emperor sengseng if not mistaken.

:D

[pomrakthai]

I also an old apek that can only afford kopi-o and I don't even smoke (but smoke 2nd hand smoke :o) cos can not afford mah.....:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDb3VVp7w20

[Scorpioking87]

Another link on the present day Amy Yip

http://news.67.com/hongse/2012/09/13/661252.html

The aging process takes no prisoners...

[sengseng]

Lol but bro u got freebies there, and u dun even need to bring any money there juz ur self, and if not mistaken those WL there even treat u fried rice + telu mata lembu. And if u happen to go near the npw or ace area everyone will offer you their seat and instantly treat u beer or any drinks of ur preference. This special treatment only for you lord pomrakthai and sengseng if not mistaken.
:D

Looks like you are the one who get so many freebies and yet put us on the table, dun be so cruel to us lah. The way you wrote ,you must be a XP smooth operator. Me and Ah POM Kor are just simple silver hair laymen bachelors with little incum. Ah Pom kor like to drink Kopi O and tat day spend me drink 100 plus summore and I forgot to thank him. (TQ POM KOR).
Phisssh.(Whispering). Normally I BMO(Bring My Own) one. I bring the empty RO bottle home and fill it up and bring it for my next visit. When I reach there I will quietly put it on the table, when waiter cum and ask.Apek, Apa mahu minum? I show him my BMO bottle . Sudah ada ma. Then he will walk away. Sometimes when got Samaritans around like Dyeloke ,Shyloke, Futaba , Pom Kor around then only I can get FOC drinks. Okay! this is a secret between you and me only. Dun dell anyone you know. So MUM is the word.
The PUDU News said nowadays you are cooking up a storm with those Popiah girls.Got ppl saw you chaperoning them home summore. http://sinisini.com/laughicon/laugh2.gif

[sengseng]

You heard abt the story of Bigfoot killed by scorpion sting too?

If that is the case, let me brief u on the itinerary which I hv gathered for travel students..a 3D 2N package.


DAY 01
ARRIVAL IN BETONG (L/D)
Welcome by our representative at Betong Immigration, take breakfast (own).
Pray to the biggest brass sitting Buddha in Thailand (14.4 m). Visit Phra Mahathat Chedi Phra Buddha Dhama Prakat. It’s one of the finest and largest stupa in Southern Thailand (39.9 m.).
At view point tounch view Betong Town. To pray Lim Ko Neong Goddess Shrine. The world biggest Post Box 10.30 meters high take photo memories. Visit the famous local herbal medicine shop (which discovered by PCM).
After lunch visit Payamit Tunnel, it is an old camp of the Communist Party of Malaysia built in 1976. Flower Garden touch the blooming with temperature 14-28˚C all the year round.
Have dinner in Flower Garden, history menus of PCM clean food non-toxic from their farm. At night enjoy show and enjoy karaoke.Overnight at Winter Flower Garden Resort recreation.
DAY 02
BETONG ( HOT SPRING ) (B/L/D)
Breakfast Winter Flower Garden Resort Restaurant.
Hot Spring take a hot mineral bath for curing skin disease and muscular pain.
After lunch enjoy rafting experience exciting. Visit famous bird’s nest and local products shop.
After dinner enjoy nightlife of Betong.
DAY 03
BETONG- OUT (B)
Last minute free at your leisure until pick up time for departure.

Travel Expert, How muchi is the trip? I must kira how long must I save b4 can join your tour.:D;)

[Scorpioking87]

Travel Expert, How muchi is the trip? I must kira how long must I save b4 can join your tour.:D;)

Master,

For u, there's special rate of course...normally I charge abt RM400 per pax but in ur case, since u travel student, I give u 50% discount...tour guide FutAba and bus driver Scorpioking must eat free wat...so that's the best rate I can offer...

On a more serious note, these places do exist in betong..it is only people like me who never bothered to visit them as there r too many things to do in betong other than visiting places...unless of course u r on family trips...:D

[sengseng]

Bro sengseng.. playing with fire ah? this species is more dangerous than kena kc from prc mei mei lah..
I see! Any tame (N) safe species tat you can recommend to me.:D
Last night the OS Linesman raises his hand. One of the OS referee saw the signal and blow the whistle and said REd Light. All the players look at him. EH????
I told him you are holding a red card lah. Red light means STOP. Ooops Sori. Then he shout again : RED CARDDDD. Then all the players disappear within 5 seconds.
WHat a hilarious scene. KEKEKE :D Later found out AlanW and Shyloke are Offside.

[sengseng]

Master,

For u, there's special rate of course...normally I charge abt RM400 per pax but in ur case, since u travel student, I give u 50% discount...tour guide FutAba and bus driver Scorpioking must eat free wat...so that's the best rate I can offer...

On a more serious note, these places do exist in betong..it is only people like me who never bothered to visit them as there r too many things to do in betong other than visiting places...unless of course u r on family trips...:D

Hokey dokey. Lets see what the Tour Guide Futaba says. No tour guide, how can? :D
I think you miss out the famous Mermaid Lake tat ppl go for night fishing one leh.;)

[sengseng]

wish Rich Man Futaba will come to KL next time during weekend, aka friday or saturday.
so i can tcss with him longer. ^_^

After you left your Apprentice BRIAN came and spend me Green Bean Tea.
He told me he just finiz 5 bottles of Whiskey with his gang.
Wanted to show me her G-Strings GF but looks like she is no where to be seen.:D

[Scorpioking87]

Hokey dokey. Lets see what the Tour Guide Futaba says. No tour guide, how can? :D
I think you miss out the famous Mermaid Lake tat ppl go for night fishing one leh.;)

The mermaids lake part is not part of tour itinerary..tat part u pandai2 lah... My tour itineray tailored more towards travel students like u mah...:D

[sengseng]

The mermaids lake part is not part of tour itinerary..tat part u pandai2 lah... My tour itineray tailored more towards travel students like u mah...:D

These aquatic creatures ("Ngang Ngurk")are hard to find. So since we are there why dun we pay them a visit. Sometimes its fated. Heard They only cum out once in a BLU moon.In some folklore books is written "You must not eat seafood more than 49 days in order to have a chance to see them." Their kisses are told to have magical healing properties. Like mending broken hearts, cure mati pucuk, antidotes for scorpion stings and many more. :)

[sengseng]

Lol....long2 time no go jor.....coz me always touch n go....don't ask 4 name de....depend on luck.....u more experts what...must wait ur suggest....hahaha.....

Did you happen to see her around these days.;)

http://img1.photojobes.com/ddowns2/20/9.jpg

[Futaba]

Hokey dokey. Lets see what the Tour Guide Futaba says. No tour guide, how can? :D
I think you miss out the famous Mermaid Lake tat ppl go for night fishing one leh.;)

Like I said earlier....this place is & never was in my tour guide handbook.
So how to be the tour guide leh.....hmmmm:o:o

[sengseng]

Like I said earlier....this place is & never was in my tour guide handbook.
So how to be the tour guide leh.....hmmmm:o:o

I dunno, he keep on recommending you. I tot you both must have known each other for a long long time liao. KEKEKE :D

[pomrakthai]

I dunno, he keep on recommending you. I tot you both must have known each other for a long long time liao. KEKEKE :D

If our suay gor Futaba were to be our Betong tour guide, habis lah for us....all puyings will be with him and no puying will hew us :D

[Scorpioking87]

These aquatic creatures ("Ngang Ngurk")are hard to find. So since we are there why dun we pay them a visit. Sometimes its fated. Heard They only cum out once in a BLU moon.In some folklore books is written "You must not eat seafood more than 49 days in order to have a chance to see them." Their kisses are told to have magical healing properties. Like mending broken hearts, cure mati pucuk, antidotes for scorpion stings and many more. :)

Are u sure that the ikan duyung kisses are so 'powderful'? the last one the scorpion stung ended up in Russia... the one swimming around like dugong in this forum..

anyway, terribly sorry to hv put u in a rather difficult position bro futaba.. it is kinda difficult for the designated bus driver to be the tour guide as well..if the thai authorities find out, the driver together with all passengers will spend the night in a 5-moon jail cell eating nothing but left over tomyams and fireball kangkungs...:eek:

[sengseng]

If our suay gor Futaba were to be our Betong tour guide, habis lah for us....all puyings will be with him and no puying will hew us :D

Yalor! Never tot of this factor in the first place.;) No worries you can speak Thai better than him ma. Or we can always hope he will bring his P.A. AQJ along then we are safe lor. KEKEKE :D

[CuntMan]

Looks like you are the one who get so many freebies and yet put us on the table, dun be so cruel to us lah. The way you wrote ,you must be a XP smooth operator. Me and Ah POM Kor are just simple silver hair laymen bachelors with little incum. Ah Pom kor like to drink Kopi O and tat day spend me drink 100 plus summore and I forgot to thank him. (TQ POM KOR).
Phisssh.(Whispering). Normally I BMO(Bring My Own) one. I bring the empty RO bottle home and fill it up and bring it for my next visit. When I reach there I will quietly put it on the table, when waiter cum and ask.Apek, Apa mahu minum? I show him my BMO bottle . Sudah ada ma. Then he will walk away. Sometimes when got Samaritans around like Dyeloke ,Shyloke, Futaba , Pom Kor around then only I can get FOC drinks. Okay! this is a secret between you and me only. Dun dell anyone you know. So MUM is the word.
The PUDU News said nowadays you are cooking up a storm with those Popiah girls.Got ppl saw you chaperoning them home summore. http://sinisini.com/laughicon/laugh2.gif

I never been lucky wif popiah bro especially at ace, the one I been tryin to find is never to be seen again. Btw the "skill" u use by using own supplied bottle, I actually used it a few times, but actually went over to another table and took their empty bottles. Sometimes I even grab those left over drinks with around half or 1/4 left and put it on the table I plan to sit at so I don't need to pay for the drinks. But if people are watching me then I had to take a sip or two, sigh that's the life or poor beggar like me, can't afford anything there juz wanna wash eye with the lowest budget I can get. :(

Btw reports bout windy and stormy las nite, then weather improve and many familiar faces pop out. Got a few new faces as well but my source didn't get much info as he is actually hunting for sumthing different.

N btw emperor seng seng if I get to chaperoning any popiah ur the 1st one to know bout it.

[sengseng]

Are u sure that the ikan duyung kisses are so 'powderful'? the last one the scorpion stung ended up in Russia... the one swimming around like dugong in this forum..

anyway, terribly sorry to hv put u in a rather difficult position bro futaba.. it is kinda difficult for the designated bus driver to be the tour guide as well..if the thai authorities find out, the driver together with all passengers will spend the night in a 5-moon jail cell eating nothing but left over tomyams and fireball kangkungs...:eek:

You mean you are driving your bus persiaran into Betong yourself?
If tats the case, if Bro Futaba decline your offer, we can always engage a puying tour guide in Betong ma.:D

[Scorpioking87]

You mean you are driving your bus persiaran into Betong yourself?
If tats the case, if Bro Futaba decline your offer, we can always engage a puying tour guide in Betong ma.:D


Why Master, tat is a good idea after all..of course we still hv to pay homage to bro futaba as we need to cross his territory b4 reaching Pengkalan Hulu unless u guys decide to come via Ipoh-gerik...I can also call up the Governor of Betong to shortlist some candidates as our tour guide if u so desire..

[wre7426]

Did you happen to see her around these days.;)

http://img1.photojobes.com/ddowns2/20/9.jpg

Fuiyoh....who she?????.....Ace keh sayur????? Quality improve jor slot hahahahahahaha....

[Scorpioking87]

Did you happen to see her around these days.;)

http://img1.photojobes.com/ddowns2/20/9.jpg

With this kind of stock in ACE/OS , I understand why all the taikors here flock the place..

[Futaba]

You mean you are driving your bus persiaran into Betong yourself?
If tats the case, if Bro Futaba decline your offer, we can always engage a puying tour guide in Betong ma.:D

I may decline to tour guide offer but I did not decline to be the tourist..:D

[Futaba]

If our suay gor Futaba were to be our Betong tour guide, habis lah for us....all puyings will be with him and no puying will hew us :D

Aiyo...u think I'm really that meh....

Yalor! Never tot of this factor in the first place.;) No worries you can speak Thai better than him ma. Or we can always hope he will bring his P.A. AQJ along then we are safe lor. KEKEKE :D

Wah bro....let me join the fun also la...

[shylook]

After you left your Apprentice BRIAN came and spend me Green Bean Tea.
He told me he just finiz 5 bottles of Whiskey with his gang.
Wanted to show me her G-Strings GF but looks like she is no where to be seen.:D
i heard brian is follow his gang went cheras for side-seeing. was told got UFO. LoL :eek:

[shylook]

Did you happen to see her around these days.;)

http://img1.photojobes.com/ddowns2/20/9.jpg
walao, master seng2 are really resourceful, is that who in your fubu list as well? :p

[sengseng]

Aiyo...u think I'm really that handsome meh....

Wah bro....let me join the fun also la...

Latuk ; You cannot said you wanna join cos your are De VIP ma . If you dun go nobody else dare to go. You go we go, you no go we no go.:D

[Futaba]

Latuk ; You cannot said you wanna join cos your are De VIP ma . If you dun go nobody else dare to go. You go we go, you no go we no go.:D

Ok Ok...but no bring my PA can boh...??

[shylook]

Ok Ok...but no bring my PA can boh...??
when?!!! can little shy look boy like me join the forest hunt?

[Futaba]

when?!!! can little shy look boy like me join the forest hunt?

Sorry cannot...children not allowed...:D
little handsome boy cannot join....later puying all stick to young boy only;)

[pomrakthai]

Ok Ok...but no bring my PA can boh...??

You can go meh?

Must get permission from HQ in Penang and AQ in Shenzhen woh :D

[Futaba]

You can go meh?

Must get permission from HQ in Penang and AQ in Shenzhen woh :D

No need la...got my VVIP friend coming from KL is already a good excuse.;)

[pomrakthai]

No need la...got my VVIP friend coming from KL is already a good excuse.;)

Can ah? This Very Very Itchy Person must be the KL Grand master leh :rolleyes:

[pomrakthai]

Strong wind (immigration typhoon) blowing through ACE from 7 pm till the wee hours of this morning. I only could test Ye Hua car (last call before she goes off to PRC) at around 3.15 am :eek:

Saw many PRC mei-mei checking out with luggage to airport and many arriving ...wa....like hotel lobby...some registering check-in, some waiting for transport and many waiting for the lifts to go up to the rooms :rolleyes:

What a view!

[Futaba]

Strong wind (immigration typhoon) blowing through ACE from 7 pm till the wee hours of this morning. I only could test Ye Hua car (last call before she goes off to PRC) at around 3.15 am :eek:

Saw many PRC mei-mei checking out with luggage to airport and many arriving ...wa....like hotel lobby...some registering check-in, some waiting for transport and many waiting for the lifts to go up to the rooms :rolleyes:

What a view!

Wah so is every1 safe??
So did u get to spot any new flower?

[pomrakthai]

Wah so is every1 safe??
So did u get to spot any new flower?

After she left (departed at 4 pm flight to Macao) I will lie low and become a kuai-kuai boy :o

Just go there to lim kopi-o and if meet up with Grand Master Sengseng or Liang Chai Shylook, can blow water a lot and do on paper reviews of those mei-mei :D

[sengseng]

After she left (departed at 4 pm flight to Macao) I will lie low and become a kuai-kuai boy :o

Just go there to lim kopi-o and if meet up with Sengseng or Liang Chai Shylook, can blow water a lot and do on paper reviews of those mei-mei :D

You wanna eat Hakka Mee? This dish is now available. Today no Ayer la.
Have to eat Kon LoH MEE. No water to make soup. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

Can ah? This Very Very Itchy Person must be the KL Grand master leh :rolleyes:

Dear Grandmaster PomPom ;If Mopika cannot cure your ichiness, ;)use Mushroom cream lor. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

No need la...got my VVIP friend coming from KL is already a good excuse.;)

If you said your G-master Pom Kor is visiting , sure can get VISA one. :D

[sengseng]

i heard brian is follow his gang went cheras for side-seeing. was told got UFO. LoL :eek:

WOW! Got UFO summore. From which planet one. KEKKEKE:D

[sengseng]

Bro for you 1 break my piggy bank and offer 1 bottle carlsberg. I saved up whole 10 days for the korean look alike, so now must save up few weeks to afford more. So guess I will be in hibernate mode for awhile till I can afford at least 4-5 bottle of carlsberg to convince u guys.

Sifu, Tot you said you were hibernating. Din know you go there so early to punch card. Will be dropping by at Dog time afterward ; any chun recommendation. :D

[shylook]

Sorry cannot...children not allowed...:D
little handsome boy cannot join....later puying all stick to young boy only;)
shuai ge futaba, i am begging you to teach on forest hunt, because i am little child, need to learn before grow up. Ofcoz u need no worry, all puying will still stick to you, because you are suai ge mar.

[shylook]

WOW! Got UFO summore. From which planet one. KEKKEKE:D
heard it is from northern mushroom planet and popiah planet. :eek:

[Futaba]

After she left (departed at 4 pm flight to Macao) I will lie low and become a kuai-kuai boy :o

Just go there to lim kopi-o and if meet up with Grand Master Sengseng or Liang Chai Shylook, can blow water a lot and do on paper reviews of those mei-mei :D

U sure boh....hmmm...:rolleyes:
Nevermind, meanwhile u can please help me take good care of GF....;)

[Futaba]

shuai ge futaba, i am begging you to teach on forest hunt, because i am little child, need to learn before grow up. Ofcoz u need no worry, all puying will still stick to you, because you are suai ge mar.

No need beg me 1...
Show us what u can do or provide, then I'm sure all the taikor will approve your application.;)

[CuntMan]

Sifu, Tot you said you were hibernating. Din know you go there so early to punch card. Will be dropping by at Dog time afterward ; any chun recommendation. :D

Got pulled out by a bro for sightseeing. Saw many new faces b4 wind blew. Had to go once knowin it wont end soon. Got a few long leg crab juz arrive :D

Will have to wait till wind better since blowin quite strong lately or visit damn late.

I will try to find a time convenient 4 you boss.

[sengseng]

heard it is from northern mushroom planet and popiah planet. :eek:

Was sitting alone sipping my 100+. Heard a sweet voice like Teresa Teng from behind. Hallo! Wanna go happy with me. I turn around and smile.
Since it takes 2 to Tango, so I play along lor.
"How do you know I am not happy" I said."Well! I notice you looking so gloomy sitting alone whole evening.she said.
Wah! You can read mind. Actually is like this: ( with a sad tone)
I have broken a plate and bowl while washing dishes after dinner.My mummy was so angry and scolded me for being so careless. I then had an altercation with my mum so I ran away from home.Tats why I am so sad. I have no place to go so I came here.
Oh poor boy ! Pity you .Never mind ;Follow JJ to JJ's place and I will pamper you and make you happy she said.
With her soul catching eyes and sweet voice, she is trying to captivate my soul.
I then accidentally brushes my hand across her thigh. OMG, it is as smooth as satin cloth. Gives me a tingling feel:eek:. Should I add this gem to my collection., I wonder. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Got pulled out by a bro for sightseeing. Saw many new faces b4 wind blew. Had to go once knowin it wont end soon. Got a few long leg crab juz arrive :D

Will have to wait till wind better since blowin quite strong lately or visit damn late.

I will try to find a time convenient 4 you boss.

The new Tomyam Long leg Crab is not bad looking too, always walking around with a cheesey smile.:D;)
BTW, they are starting to repair the stairways to heaven today due to too many ppl descending and ascending everyday.:D
You may also notice the popiah corner is brightly lit with Tanglong nowadays.

[shylook]

Was sitting alone sipping my 100+. Heard a sweet voice like Teresa Teng from behind. Hallo! Wanna go happy with me. I turn around and smile.
Since it takes 2 to Tango, so I play along lor.
"How do you know I am not happy" I said."Well! I notice you looking so gloomy sitting alone whole evening.she said.
Wah! You can read mind. Actually is like this: ( with a sad tone)
I have broken a plate and bowl while washing dishes after dinner.My mummy was so angry and scolded me for being so careless. I then had an altercation with my mum so I ran away from home.Tats why I am so sad. I have no place to go so I came here.
Oh poor boy ! Pity you .Never mind ;Follow JJ to JJ's place and I will pamper you and make you happy she said.
With her soul catching eyes and sweet voice, she is trying to captivate my soul.
I then accidentally brushes my hand across her thigh. OMG, it is as smooth as satin cloth. Gives me a tingling feel:eek:. Should I add this gem to my collection., I wonder. KEKEKE :D
eeee.... might to tell me which planet you went kah?

[Scorpioking87]

eeee.... might to tell me which planet you went kah?

Our Master went to Planet Sad-turn...he is no longer sad now:D

[eugene_wong]

Got pulled out by a bro for sightseeing. Saw many new faces b4 wind blew. Had to go once knowin it wont end soon. Got a few long leg crab juz arrive :D

Will have to wait till wind better since blowin quite strong lately or visit damn late.

I will try to find a time convenient 4 you boss.

So you went today? I arrived later than 5 am but didn't see any new long legged crab.......I wish I was 2 hours earlier.....

[Scorpioking87]

So you went today? I arrived later than 5 am but didn't see any new long legged crab.......I wish I was 2 hours earlier.....

Dunno whether it's true but and old fisherman friend of mine used to tell me that hairy crabs only come out in the middle of the night or very early morning before sunrise to avoid detection and also to mate..MAster Seng Seng, with your wise knowledge, could you enlighten us on this matter?

[sengseng]

Our Master went to Planet Sad-turn...he is no longer sad now:D

Wah! Yabai man! Where I go nowadays, you also know.:eek:

[sengseng]

Dunno whether it's true but and old fisherman friend of mine used to tell me that hairy crabs only come out in the middle of the night or very early morning before sunrise to avoid detection and also to mate..MAster Seng Seng, with your wise knowledge, could you enlighten us on this matter?

Eating Long Leg Crabs is Sifu Cuntman's expertise. Better ask the expert himself if not afterward I say wrong oredi kena makan (Your Mum Fried Crabs)NMCH #@$!^%$$#. KEKEKE:D
I preferred HAKKA MEE more cos HAKKA DELL ma. KAKAKA

[sengseng]

eeee.... might to tell me which planet you went kah?

Some call it Planet of the National Treasure. :D If you wanna find treasure, dun go on weekends or Cuti Am days.:p

[eugene_wong]

Dunno whether it's true but and old fisherman friend of mine used to tell me that hairy crabs only come out in the middle of the night or very early morning before sunrise to avoid detection and also to mate..MAster Seng Seng, with your wise knowledge, could you enlighten us on this matter?

I heard of a story that crabs want to mate most during full moon..:)

[Scorpioking87]

Wah! Yabai man! Where I go nowadays, you also know.:eek:

yes, bro...that's why they always say:

"Berhati-hati di jalan raya"...in ur case: "Berhati-hati di jalan Pudu Raya...":D

[Scorpioking87]

Eating Long Leg Crabs is Sifu Cuntman's expertise. Better ask the expert himself if not afterward I say wrong oredi kena makan (Your Mum Fried Crabs)NMCH #@$!^%$$#. KEKEKE:D
I preferred HAKKA MEE more cos HAKKA DELL ma. KAKAKA

Yes, must ask Bro Cuntman and see... i oso no expert in crab...myself ketam batu n ketam biasa oso dun know how to differentiate...

I prefer Hokkien mee cos my english speaking brader always order "Wo yao ni de XIA Mian" when speaking to the old aunty selling hokkien mee near my place... the aunty after that give free sam chan bak to my brader cos she so shiok oredi...i oso follow my brader speak like tat but only get extra tau-geh from the aunty...:(

[Scorpioking87]

I heard of a story that crabs want to mate most during full moon..:)

May be tat's why everything seems to steam up when there is full moon..not only crabs, maybe werewolves n vampires too...

[eugene_wong]

May be tat's why everything seems to steam up when there is full moon..not only crabs, maybe werewolves n vampires too...

yea....i do hope some pretty long legged crabs will make-up like a 'kiong see' on that day and see if can attract customers......

[sengseng]

May be tat's why everything seems to steam up when there is full moon..not only crabs, maybe werewolves n vampires too...

Two long legs crab came face to face in the Japan Sea.
Where are you from ask the Hokkaido crab. The other crab answers " I am from ALASKA."
The Hokkaido Crab with a sigh of relief says " I am so scare that you were from CHINA. KEKEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

yes, bro...that's why they always say:

"Berhati-hati di jalan raya"...in ur case: "Berhati-hati di jalan Pudu Raya...":D

An American Chimpanzee went to China to visit his uncle. Somehow rather he got himself lost in the Sichuan woods. A group of pandas were enjoying their bamboo leaves lunch. Seeing this strange creature in their territories . The leader stood up and asked : Who are you?
I am Chimpanzee (JAPAN SEA). What ! you are from Japan Sea. Then you must be a Japanese.
Hey! Gang ! Let’s show this Japan Sea our KUNG FU Panda. Hearing these, the American Chimpanzee ran for his life. KEKEKE :D

[pomrakthai]

Eating Long Leg Crabs is Sifu Cuntman's expertise. Better ask the expert himself if not afterward I say wrong oredi kena makan (Your Mum Fried Crabs)NMCH #@$!^%$$#. KEKEKE:D
I preferred HAKKA MEE more cos HAKKA DELL ma. KAKAKA

The Hakkas are more terror, they screw 2 times for every session.
They used to say: "DELL YA NGAI DELL" (Fuck you I Fuck).......so DELL (screwing) 2 times at one go, whereas most of the other dialects only mention one screwing at a time : (Cantonese: NGO DIU LEI; Mandarin: WO CAO NI; Hokkien: WA GAN LU....and English: I FUCK YOU) :)

[pomrakthai]

An American Chimpanzee went to China to visit his uncle. Somehow rather he got himself lost in the Sichuan woods. A group of pandas were enjoying their bamboo leaves lunch. Seeing this strange creature in their territories . The leader stood up and asked : Who are you?
I am Chimpanzee (JAPAN SEA). What ! you are from Japan Sea. Then you must be a Japanese.
Hey! Gang ! Let’s show this Japan Sea our KUNG FU Panda. Hearing these, the American Chimpanzee ran for his life. KEKEKE :D

An English oriented Chinese (Hakka) went to see a doctor to cure his STD, but when the doctor mentioned: "I jab penis" The Hakka quickly jumped up and shouted "No Jap-penis, Ngai want DELL you" (No Japanese, I want Diaoyu Islands) :D

[sengseng]

The Hakkas are more terror, they screw 2 times for every session.
They used to say: "DELL YA NGAI DELL" (Fuck you I Fuck).......so DELL (screwing) 2 times at one go, whereas most of the other dialects only mention one screwing at a time : (Cantonese: NGO DIU LEI; Mandarin: WO CAO NI; Hokkien: WA GAN LU....and English: I FUCK YOU) :)

HAHAHA. Looks like our GRAND MASTER AH POM KOR is in a good mood today and very horny indeed and is looking for a big screw. :D;)

[sengseng]

Yes, must ask Bro Cuntman and see... i oso no expert in crab...myself ketam batu n ketam biasa oso dun know how to differentiate...

I prefer Hokkien mee cos my english speaking brader always order "Wo yao ni de XIA Mian" when speaking to the old aunty selling hokkien mee near my place... the aunty after that give free sam chan bak to my brader cos she so shiok oredi...i oso follow my brader speak like tat but only get extra tau-geh from the aunty...:(

SO you are hinting us you got a Taukeh face, thats why she give you extra taugeh lah. Anyway we longtime oredi know your are a big boss, so no surprise tat you get more taugeh than the rest. KEKEKE :D

[Scorpioking87]

yea....i do hope some pretty long legged crabs will make-up like a 'kiong see' on that day and see if can attract customers......

Apa itu 'kiong see' bro??:confused:

[sengseng]

Anyone want to pee in a transparent toilet. KEKEKE :D

http://www.maplescope.com/node/59319/%E5%9C%8B%E5%A4%96%E9%85%92%E5%BA%97%E8%A3%9D%E9%8 0%8F%E6%98%8E%E7%8E%BB%E7%92%83-%E5%AE%A2%E4%BA%BA%E5%A6%82%E5%BB%81%E8%B7%AF%E4%B A%BA%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%BD%E7%84%A1%E4%BD%99/

[Scorpioking87]

SO you are hinting us you got a Taukeh face, thats why she give you extra taugeh lah. Anyway we longtime oredi know your are a big boss, so no surprise tat you get more taugeh than the rest. KEKEKE :D

Haiyoh bro... when people eat penang hokkien mee, they always ask for extra pai kut or bah kut or sam chan bak, not extra taugeh one... if want extra taugeh, i can go to market to buy for aunty also lor...but luckily, the aunty never ask my brader and me for DATY...scared later i oso start to wanna sell hokkien mee...:D

[sengseng]

Apa itu 'kiong see' bro??:confused:

6C6C you know lah Kiong See you dunno. You no eat YeeSang b4 meh?
KIONG = GINGER / See = Shredded so becum Shredded Ginger. :D
http://c69282.r82.cf3.rackcdn.com/100_6.jpg

[Scorpioking87]

Anyone want to pee in a transparent toilet. KEKEKE :D

http://www.maplescope.com/node/59319/%E5%9C%8B%E5%A4%96%E9%85%92%E5%BA%97%E8%A3%9D%E9%8 0%8F%E6%98%8E%E7%8E%BB%E7%92%83-%E5%AE%A2%E4%BA%BA%E5%A6%82%E5%BB%81%E8%B7%AF%E4%B A%BA%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%BD%E7%84%A1%E4%BD%99/

this one marketing gimmick or not? Looks like something of your dream ACE/OS building in the future, right?:D

[Scorpioking87]

6C6C you know lah Kiong See you dunno. You no eat YeeSang b4 meh?
KIONG = GINGER / See = Shredded so becum Shredded Ginger. :D
http://c69282.r82.cf3.rackcdn.com/100_6.jpg

Oh like tat hah bro...many thanks for imparting further wisdom on me...

btw, the only KIONG i know is Ah Keong from Penang Road, my favourite but quite lansi OKT...My typical phone conversation is like this:-

Me: Arlo..Ah Keong hah?
Ah Keong: Kan Nee Neh, Si Mi Tai Chi hah?Am Meh balu pak hor wa?? Bei Khun si oh?
Me: Keong hah, sin hoey u boh?
Ah Keong: Kan Nee Neh, lu si peh hiau hor? Tiam Tiam mui wo u char bor bo?
Me: Tai lo, wo bo pian..bo home minister tua chu mah...
Ah Keong: Kau Sai lu, bo lang ti chu, balu kol wo, si bo??!! Tiu nia meh!!
Me: Sorry Tai lo, min si ani guan eh..
Ah Keong: Mai xeng ka wo..nim pek si penang lan si okt...best in penang n some oso say in betong!

[pomrakthai]

Hahaha...this is the actual 'KIONG SEE" (hardened corpse) :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApAUpmd4WNM&feature=related

Folklore: In olden days China, many believe that to die one must die and buried in one's home town (Hubei lang must go back to Hubei to die) but some died while traveling to other parts of China. It is a practice to embalm those dead bodies (hardened when rigor mortis set in) and place them fully dressed up in not nailed down coffins. The bodies are allowed to wear "Manchu mandarin official robes", thus all looked like Mandarin officials form the imperial courts.

many bodies will remain in such a state while waiting for a "tour operator" to collect enough pax to go on a return journey to their kampongs.

Grand masters like sengseng will chant to the bodies like a pre-flight safety briefing and each will be stuck with a yellow paper (called FU) on their foreheads. The FU will be like a warrant that allowed the tour guide to command them at any time to move along. The dead bodies will jump along due to embalmed hardened body and limbs and will only have night safari tours. Daytime they rest in special budget hotels (15 in a room,as they just need standing space is enough).

If the FU is blown away, the kiong see will be ACTIVATED and can roam (jumping) around on their own and attack anyone for blood sucking. Strength will increase with each suck:D and it will reach a stage when it becomes UNCONTROLLABLE. Then you will have an free roaming vampire that requires powerful Grand masters like sengseng (he has switched to and can tame many PEE-R-SEE not kiong see anymore) to tame them and even destroy them. The bells and ropes are effective weapons to deal with them. For modern version of kiong see, that is Pee-R-See, one needs a good and long lan-chiao to DEAL (cantonese) them

There were no lady kiong see thosee days, as ladies were not allowed to travel far far away (eg. from Hubei to Macao and then to KL Pudu and then
to ACE). They were also not important to be buried anywhere they died, no need to bring back to hometown.

So, Chinese kiong see are like the zombies of south america, but kiong see are cosmetically made up to look their very best...so the phrase "she looks like a kiong see" is actually making fun of her make up (over done) ;)

[eugene_wong]

Hahaha...this is the actual 'KIONG SEE" (hardened corpse) :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApAUpmd4WNM&feature=related

Folklore: In olden days China, many believe that to die one must die and buried in one's home town (Hubei lang must go back to Hubei to die) but some died while traveling to other parts of China. It is a practice to embalm those dead bodies (hardened when rigor mortis set in) and place them fully dressed up in not nailed down coffins. The bodies are allowed to wear "Manchu mandarin official robes", thus all looked like Mandarin officials form the imperial courts.

many bodies will remain in such a state while waiting for a "tour operator" to collect enough pax to go on a return journey to their kampongs.

Grand masters like sengseng will chant to the bodies like a pre-flight safety briefing and each will be stuck with a yellow paper (called FU) on their foreheads. The FU will be like a warrant that allowed the tour guide to command them at any time to move along. The dead bodies will jump along due to embalmed hardened body and limbs and will only have night safari tours. Daytime they rest in special budget hotels (15 in a room,as they just need standing space is enough).

If the FU is blown away, the kiong see will be ACTIVATED and can roam (jumping) around on their own and attack anyone for blood sucking. Strength will increase with each suck:D and it will reach a stage when it becomes UNCONTROLLABLE. Then you will have an free roaming vampire that requires powerful Grand masters like sengseng (he has switched to and can tame many PEE-R-SEE not kiong see anymore) to tame them and even destroy them. The bells and ropes are effective weapons to deal with them. For modern version of kiong see, that is Pee-R-See, one needs a good and long lan-chiao to DEAL (cantonese) them

There were no lady kiong see thosee days, as ladies were not allowed to travel far far away (eg. from Hubei to Macao and then to KL Pudu and then
to ACE). They were also not important to be buried anywhere they died, no need to bring back to hometown.

So, Chinese kiong see are like the zombies of south america, but kiong see are cosmetically made up to look their very best...so the phrase "she looks like a kiong see" is actually making fun of her make up (over done) ;)

Nevermind. There are female ghosts. Actresses knows how to make-up to look like a ghost before making the movies....hopefully some long legged crabs have the ideas too.....do something new and see....

[sengseng]

Hahaha...this is the actual 'KIONG SEE" (hardened corpse) :D
So, Chinese kiong see are like the zombies of south america, but kiong see are cosmetically made up to look their very best...so the phrase "she looks like a kiong see" is actually making fun of her make up (over done) ;)

Aiyah! Grand Master , why you so fast let the cat out of the bag.
Last week only the royal cat from Middleton had oredi been let out of the bag.
Now you so fast release another cat arh. KEKEKE :D

I think I prefer Shredded Ginger more, can blow wind away. ;)

[sengseng]

Nevermind. There are female ghosts. Actresses knows how to make-up to look like a ghost before making the movies....hopefully some long legged crabs have the ideas too.....do something new and see....

I was wondering why you becum so deviant when we talk about long leg crabs.KEKEKE;):D

[eugene_wong]

I was wondering why you becum so deviant when we talk about long leg crabs.KEKEKE;):D

I don't really fancy long legged crab.....i just learned from you sifus only......so i suppose they are the elite group in Ace.

i just try to be imaginative.....they do various make-up....i wish to suggest them something new, nobody has tried....

[wre7426]

Hahaha...this is the actual 'KIONG SEE" (hardened corpse) :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApAUpmd4WNM&feature=related

Folklore: In olden days China, many believe that to die one must die and buried in one's home town (Hubei lang must go back to Hubei to die) but some died while traveling to other parts of China. It is a practice to embalm those dead bodies (hardened when rigor mortis set in) and place them fully dressed up in not nailed down coffins. The bodies are allowed to wear "Manchu mandarin official robes", thus all looked like Mandarin officials form the imperial courts.

many bodies will remain in such a state while waiting for a "tour operator" to collect enough pax to go on a return journey to their kampongs.

Grand masters like sengseng will chant to the bodies like a pre-flight safety briefing and each will be stuck with a yellow paper (called FU) on their foreheads. The FU will be like a warrant that allowed the tour guide to command them at any time to move along. The dead bodies will jump along due to embalmed hardened body and limbs and will only have night safari tours. Daytime they rest in special budget hotels (15 in a room,as they just need standing space is enough).

If the FU is blown away, the kiong see will be ACTIVATED and can roam (jumping) around on their own and attack anyone for blood sucking. Strength will increase with each suck:D and it will reach a stage when it becomes UNCONTROLLABLE. Then you will have an free roaming vampire that requires powerful Grand masters like sengseng (he has switched to and can tame many PEE-R-SEE not kiong see anymore) to tame them and even destroy them. The bells and ropes are effective weapons to deal with them. For modern version of kiong see, that is Pee-R-See, one needs a good and long lan-chiao to DEAL (cantonese) them

There were no lady kiong see thosee days, as ladies were not allowed to travel far far away (eg. from Hubei to Macao and then to KL Pudu and then
to ACE). They were also not important to be buried anywhere they died, no need to bring back to hometown.

So, Chinese kiong see are like the zombies of south america, but kiong see are cosmetically made up to look their very best...so the phrase "she looks like a kiong see" is actually making fun of her make up (over done) ;)
master pom kor....miss up some important weapon....the sword (make from coin/tong chie)....hahaha.....or the wood sword the 1 always broken de....

[wre7426]

Any1 in ace now....today wind okie boh?....thinking to go shopping later ..see got any vege or seafood to yams2..

[Scorpioking87]

Aiyah! Grand Master , why you so fast let the cat out of the bag.
Last week only the royal cat from Middleton had oredi been let out of the bag.
Now you so fast release another cat arh. KEKEKE :D

I think I prefer Shredded Ginger more, can blow wind away. ;)

Wah bro! U pulled a fast one on me...never mind, I call Ah Keong to deal with u later:D

[Futaba]

Aiyah! Grand Master , why you so fast let the cat out of the bag.
Last week only the royal cat from Middleton had oredi been let out of the bag.
Now you so fast release another cat arh. KEKEKE :D

I think I prefer Shredded Ginger more, can blow wind away. ;)

Hmmm...enjoying life hor....

[sengseng]

I don't really fancy long legged crab.....i just learned from you sifus only......so i suppose they are the elite group in Ace.

i just try to be imaginative.....they do various make-up....i wish to suggest them something new, nobody has tried....

If you dun like long leg crab, you can always choose Meaty Crab, Flower Crab, Fry Crab, soft shell crab and etc.
Different ppl like to eat different crab ma. :D

[sengseng]

Wah bro! U pulled a fast one on me...never mind, I call Ah Keong to deal with u later:D

Why nowadays you play with Xiao Kiong argh?. Can spread disease one leh.Lipas can be dangerous sometime. Better be alert all the time.

Still dun believe me, click on the link below.:D

http://www.planetcockroach.com/cockroach-disease.html

[Scorpioking87]

Why nowadays you play with Xiao Kiong argh?. Can spread disease one leh.Lipas can be dangerous sometime. Better be alert all the time.

Still dun believe me, click on the link below.:D

http://www.planetcockroach.com/cockroach-disease.html

Yikes..takutnya saya...yes, will stay away from him from now on:D

[sengseng]

Her profession is chasing FL / wL out.:D
http://www.divaasia.com/article/15801

[pomrakthai]

Aiyah! Grand Master , why you so fast let the cat out of the bag.
Last week only the royal cat from Middleton had oredi been let out of the bag.
Now you so fast release another cat arh. KEKEKE

I think I prefer Shredded Ginger more, can blow wind away.

はい、かしこまりました。先生の命令に従うように僕がこれから黙っております:o

[Scorpioking87]

Her profession is chasing FL / wL out.:D
http://www.divaasia.com/article/15801

Bro,
Do they hv such a lady monitoring the crabs in ACE?:D

[sengseng]

Bro,
Do they hv such a lady monitoring the crabs in ACE?:D

Dun worry,we know your profession. if we did find one, the first to call is you. You will be then have to cum here to Kaotim her. KEKEKE:D

http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/2012/0906-crab-uv-light/13674992-1-eng-US/0906-crab-UV-light_full_600.jpg

[sengseng]

はい、かしこまりました。先生の命令に従うように僕がこれから黙っております:o

そのようなことがありません. 我々は壮大を尊重しなければならない.;) 映画を見てください.:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he1vV2uF-7o

[sengseng]

Hmmm...enjoying life hor....
Same like our handsome Futaba gor. KEKEKE :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGYsY-EsFg

[Scorpioking87]

[QUOTE=sengseng;7805948]Dun worry,we know your profession. if we did find one, the first to call is you. You will be then have to cum here to Kaotim her. KEKEKE:D

I tengokl the hairy crab/spider, i oso scared oredi bro... why lah..no char bor or leng lui photos wan?

[sengseng]

[QUOTE=sengseng;7805948]Dun worry,we know your profession. if we did find one, the first to call is you. You will be then have to cum here to Kaotim her. KEKEKE:D

I tengokl the hairy crab/spider, i oso scared oredi bro... why lah..no char bor or leng lui photos wan?

Look at her pair of touchlight eyes you will know she is the monitor crab. KEKEKE:D:D

[Scorpioking87]

[QUOTE=Scorpioking87;7807160]

Look at her pair of touchlight eyes you will know she is the monitor crab. KEKEKE:D:D


Scary lor bro...if this is the type of crab one can find in ACE, I surrender..angkat kaki n cabut lari...:D

[sengseng]

[QUOTE=sengseng;7807627]


Scary lor bro...if this is the type of crab one can find in ACE, I surrender..angkat kaki n cabut lari...:D

You ask for it .Monitor crabs and Long legged crabs species are different.:D

[Scorpioking87]

[QUOTE=Scorpioking87;7807647]

You ask for it .Monitor crabs and Long legged crabs species are different.:D

Haha bro, may I trouble u to post some pics of the log legged crabs? Suddenly feel the urge to have one for supper..:D

[Scorpioking87]

Same like our handsome Futaba gor. KEKEKE :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGYsY-EsFg

The director in this clip is such a pervert...all he seems to know is to shout "man thi, action..." bro Futaba sure will kick his arse..

[Futaba]

Same like our handsome Futaba gor. KEKEKE :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGYsY-EsFg

Haloo brother....what is so same like me leh...

[Scorpioking87]

YB Seng Seng,

Sila jawab soalan YB Futaba...YB ada 30 saat untuk jawab...(transcript from the latest round of debate between the political secretary of CSL and political secretary of LGE)

[alstonloong]

Hey Guys,

Recently i just got this girl from another forum. Just to share FR with you guys.
She going to be here until the end of this month or early Oct. If any of us interested can send me email ..please do not PM me. IN the email please mention your username in this forum.

Of course is great to exchange contacts... i will not give out the contact to newbie sorry..i scare of 25 .

This girl is located around BU.


NAme: 佳佳
Age: 22 (she said)
Country: Great wall
Body：7/10 ( i prefer bigger boobs)
Face：9/10 young looking girl
Skin ：8/10 Young girl skin are tasty !
Boobs: 4/10 i think is B cup .. or A
Abalone : 10 /10 fresh can eat no smell
B2B: 6 /10 Ok la since she is still new
Service: 10/10 You can do watever you want accept no Ass FU
CIM: no
Price: 180

[sengseng]

Haloo brother....what is so same like me leh...

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome man like you is irresistible says AQ. KEKEKE :D

[AlanW]

Look great. BTW bedminton time now. :D

[sengseng]

Look great. BTW bedminton time now. :D

Today cancel 2 orders. Last minute changes. Only 8 popiah was sent by DHL by 2pm. KNN I dun even manage to see the sample yet.:eek::o
Hope the DHL driver will give me some snapshots to see when he cums back. KEKEKE:D

[Scorpioking87]

Today cancel 2 orders. Only 8 popiah was sent by DHL by 2pm. KNN I dun even manage to see the sample yet.:eek::o


Halo brader...I confirm DHL send more than 8 popiahs..I got consignment note...maybe my DHL colleague curi makan one popiah roll...

[sengseng]

YB Seng Seng,

Sila jawab soalan YB Futaba...YB ada 30 saat untuk jawab...(transcript from the latest round of debate between the political secretary of CSL and political secretary of LGE)
'Handsome' means many things to many people. If people consider me handsome, I feel flattered - and have my parents to thank for it. Realistically, it doesn't hurt to be good-looking like FUTABA , no matter in what business. :D;)

[sengseng]

Halo brader...I confirm DHL send more than 8 popiahs..I got consignment note...maybe my DHL colleague curi makan one popiah roll...

Like tat how to trust your DHL: Due High Law .;):p
http://www.southernthailand-all.com/Phang%20Nga%20Bay/nightlife/Phuket%20Girls.jpg

[xiaomax]

Like tat how to trust your DHL: Due High Law
http://www.southernthailand-all.com/Phang%20Nga%20Bay/nightlife/Phuket%20Girls.jpg

Ah woooooooooooow ( Wolf ) , Im popiah lover:D Bro Seng Seng , Is ACE come alot new popiah ???:D

[AlanW]

My bedminton racket just broken. Too much power on smash..

[sengseng]

Ah woooooooooooow ( Wolf ) , Im popiah lover:D Bro Seng Seng , Is ACE come alot new popiah ???:D

Not only popiah, chou Dao Fu and rojak also got. KEKEKE:D

[shylook]

Not only popiah, chou Dao Fu and rojak also got. KEKEKE:D
will us sakit perut?!!

[sengseng]

will us sakit perut?!!

If you eat 3 different dishes on the same day, anything can happen.:D
SO do not be greedy and eat 01 at a time.:D

[sengseng]

No Wonderlah! they always say a sucker is born everyday. KEKEKE:D

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/9/20/nation/20120920172554&sec=nation

[sengseng]

What's 9 and 1/2 inches long and satisfies most men and women?

An Ipad. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

The short clip shows a beautiful woman.
She put the long hard shaft into her hot waiting mouth, she play with it round her tongue, in and out, in and out. She can feel it building up inside. She go faster and faster, until the white creamy liquid fills her mouth, she spit it out and then its all over. Now she stare at you with a satisfied face.

Colgate: Please take care of your teeth KEKEKE:D

[shylook]

The short clip shows a beautiful woman.
She put the long hard shaft into her hot waiting mouth, she play with it round her tongue, in and out, in and out. She can feel it building up inside. She go faster and faster, until the white creamy liquid fills her mouth, she spit it out and then its all over. Now she stare at you with a satisfied face.

Colgate: Please take care of your teeth KEKEKE:D
hahaha :D
learn another lesson from master sengseng.

[xiaomax]

Not only popiah, chou Dao Fu and rojak also got. KEKEKE:D

Ughhh , my favorite popiah are leaving on tomorrow , now my mood very down because i'm suffer to think who i gonna choose on next month :D kekekekeke

[Scorpioking87]

Like tat how to trust your DHL: Due High Law .;):p
http://www.southernthailand-all.com/Phang%20Nga%20Bay/nightlife/Phuket%20Girls.jpg

When I was with my ex in Ho Chi Minh, she always brought me to try out their famous beef noodle soup n of course vegetable popiah rolls.. U can find them in hotels, restaurants n also hawker stalls..but when I decided to break off with her, I joined DHL cos Don't Have Love anymore...::D

[AlanW]

19 years old so naughty when go up. She rape me instead I rape her :D , moan so loud I like ;)
Somemore ask me got girlfriend or not :rolleyes:

[wre7426]

The short clip shows a beautiful woman.
She put the long hard shaft into her hot waiting mouth, she play with it round her tongue, in and out, in and out. She can feel it building up inside. She go faster and faster, until the white creamy liquid fills her mouth, she spit it out and then its all over. Now she stare at you with a satisfied face.

Colgate: Please take care of your teeth KEKEKE:D

Kekeke.....great joke master seng2

[Scorpioking87]

No Wonderlah! they always say a sucker is born everyday. KEKEKE:D

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2012/9/20/nation/20120920172554&sec=nation

For your info bro, they left out the part where the male assistant was actually trying to allevIate the victim's chest pains by performing an unorthodox method of treatment...u won't hear him complaining had the assistant been a female stunner...I m sure he won't mind then...am I right YB?

[sengseng]

Ughhh , my favorite popiah are leaving on tomorrow , now my mood very down because i'm suffer to think who i gonna choose on next month :D kekekekeke

Today got many new popiah in OS, got one SYT Long leg crab summore. Looks like the invasion of Ao Dai is cumming.KEKEKE :D
When are you cumming down to teach me Vetvet lingo leh.:D

[sengseng]

19 years old so naughty when go up. She rape me instead I rape her :D , moan so loud I like ;)
Somemore ask me got girlfriend or not :rolleyes:

After you left Little Fragrance cum over and offer me 20% discount said I am a poor & good man wor. She said must not dell you wor.KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

Kekeke.....great joke master seng2

Tommorrow you should survey TaiSeng, many new faces and SYT.;)

[sengseng]

When I was with my ex in Ho Chi Minh, she always brought me to try out their famous beef noodle soup n of course vegetable popiah rolls.. U can find them in hotels, restaurants n also hawker stalls..but when I decided to break off with her, I joined DHL cos Don't Have Love anymore...::D
Looks more like you are a flowery heart carrot. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

This guy was walking down the street and this WL says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to her nest.

She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says,

"Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into.":eek::D

[xiaomax]

Today got many new popiah in OS, got one SYT Long leg crab summore. Looks like the invasion of Ao Dai is cumming.KEKEKE :D
When are you cumming down to teach me Vetvet lingo leh.:D

I will coming on next month , my boss dun let me take leaves on this month since i take too much leaves for cheong on kl .:D kekeke

[wre7426]

Tommorrow you should survey TaiSeng, many new faces and SYT.;)

Master seng2 Taiseng for what ooo???? Place?????

[sengseng]

Master seng2 Taiseng for what ooo???? Place?????

You just google map bangunan Tai seng pudu and you will find it. KEKEKE:D

[wre7426]

You just google map bangunan Tai seng pudu and you will find it. KEKEKE:D

Master u living there ar????? Walau like super worm ....building name also noe at....geng....me sure donoe mostly go at night cant see it lah....that place call 10chien rite....??????? Got some nitemare there n some amran keh kor2.....hahaha.....what type of food??? Master vege/fruit/popiah/nasilemak....hahaha

[AlanW]

After you left Little Fragrance cum over and offer me 20% discount said I am a poor & good man wor. She said must not dell you wor.KEKEKE:D
20% discount :rolleyes: , tonight I go ambush her n betray you. Haha.. :p

[Futaba]

'Handsome' means many things to many people. If people consider me handsome, I feel flattered - and have my parents to thank for it. Realistically, it doesn't hurt to be good-looking like FUTABA , no matter in what business. :D;)

Somebody mention me again.....?????:D
Already feel boring here & u guys r having fun with all kinds of food etc... Long leg crab la, popiah la....hmmmmm

[sengseng]

20% discount :rolleyes: , tonight I go ambush her n betray you. Haha.. :p

Me have no fear. If you do tat, it will hurt her feelings only. Your can ask the witness Mister Waterman. Cum to think of it, I get discount maybe I am more Lengchai than you leh. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

Somebody mention me again.....?????:D
Already feel boring here & u guys r having fun with all kinds of food etc... Long leg crab la, popiah la....hmmmmm

According to the Stinger, there are 8 types of flowers blooming in the North sea.
More happening than KL, summore can have an excursion to Danuk, Hatyai, Satun, Padang Besar or Betong. So many choices. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Master u living there ar????? Walau like super worm ....building name also noe at....geng....me sure donoe mostly go at night cant see it lah....that place call 10chien rite....??????? Got some nitemare there n some amran keh kor2.....hahaha.....what type of food??? Master vege/fruit/popiah/nasilemak....hahaha

I have ask the owner b4 to change to Wisma Sengseng. Nope! He said I am bigger than you. So it must be call TAISENG. :D

[Scorpioking87]

According to the Stinger, there are 8 types of flowers blooming in the North sea.
More happening than KL, summore can have an excursion to Danuk, Hatyai, Satun, Padang Besar or Betong. So many choices. KEKEKE :D

But need to use travel documents like border pass and passport lo...in KL have to use meh?if need to, i think u need to apply for new border pass n passport every week lor cos no space to stamp ur documents oredi...:D

[AlanW]

Me have no fear. If you do tat, it will hurt her feelings only. Your can ask the witness Mister Waterman. Cum to think of it, I get discount maybe I am more Lengchai than you leh. KEKEKE:D

I see that I can ask somemore discount or not :rolleyes:

[sengseng]

But need to use travel documents like border pass and passport lo...in KL have to use meh?if need to, i think u need to apply for new border pass n passport every week lor cos no space to stamp ur documents oredi...:D

I tot you used the trunk road with no interference; whereby others have to use the jalan besar. KEKEKE :D

[Scorpioking87]

I tot you used the trunk road with no interference; whereby others have to use the jalan besar. KEKEKE :D

Trunk road not always accessible, in fact quite dangerous cos sometimes u can find elephants, cows and Bigfoot crossing the road...:D

[sengseng]

This is a recent radio conversation of a US naval ship with Chinese authorities off the coast of East China Sea near to Diaoyu Islands

CHINESE: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CHINESE: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CHINESE: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS MIDWAY, the second largest ship in the United States Pacific Fleet.
We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CHINESE: This is a lighthouse. You are on the course to collide with a Japanese fishing boat filled with hundreds of Hokkaido Long Leg Crabs! :D


http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2012-09/21/content_15772310.htm

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2012-09/20/content_15769850.htm

[sengseng]

Trunk road not always accessible, in fact quite dangerous cos sometimes u can find elephants, cows and Bigfoot crossing the road...:D
Tats why you should learn from Bro Futaba, drive a Hummer ,all problems are solved and who dares to cum near you anymore.:D

[eugene_wong]

Trunk road not always accessible, in fact quite dangerous cos sometimes u can find elephants, cows and Bigfoot crossing the road...:D

Wah, you witness bigfoot??
The one that was stronger even than six million dollar man??

[sengseng]

Wah, you witness bigfoot??
The one that was stronger even than six million dollar man??
To him; see bigfoot wet wet water only. Even See MYFOOT! also he saw b4. KEKEKE ;) :D

[FreenEasy888]

Hey Guys,

Recently i just got this girl from another forum. Just to share FR with you guys.
She going to be here until the end of this month or early Oct. If any of us interested can send me email ..please do not PM me. IN the email please mention your username in this forum.

Of course is great to exchange contacts... i will not give out the contact to newbie sorry..i scare of 25 .

This girl is located around BU.


NAme: 佳佳
Age: 22 (she said)
Country: Great wall
Body：7/10 ( i prefer bigger boobs)
Face：9/10 young looking girl
Skin ：8/10 Young girl skin are tasty !
Boobs: 4/10 i think is B cup .. or A
Abalone : 10 /10 fresh can eat no smell
B2B: 6 /10 Ok la since she is still new
Service: 10/10 You can do watever you want accept no Ass FU
CIM: no
Price: 180

Hi Bro, Going to KL for a week and hope to have some action, Can provide contact, Thank youvery much!

[eugene_wong]

wah bigfoot also go to the border to cheong ah? pity the gals there...

[Scorpioking87]

Tats why you should learn from Bro Futaba, drive a Hummer ,all problems are solved and who dares to cum near you anymore.:D

Does bro Futaba REALLY drive a hummer?? Like tat no need trunk road, use highway even faster n better!

[Scorpioking87]

Wah, you witness bigfoot??
The one that was stronger even than six million dollar man??

Bro Eugene,

Now no longer six million dollar man but six trillion dollar man...and yes, Bigfoot was spotted near the border of Betong by an ex helicopter pilot in tis forum. Do u know who he is?:D

[sengseng]

Does bro Futaba REALLY drive a hummer?? Like tat no need trunk road, use highway even faster n better!

VIP dun want to carry too many documents when crossing border, trunk road better. :D

I dun have the image of his vehicle so i use similar one.

http://uncrate.com/p/2007/10/hummer-h2-safari.jpg

[sengseng]

Any KOPI'O lovers here.:D

While it's not as dangerous as the name might seem, Death Wish Coffee (RM65.00) is serious stuff. Two times as powerful as your typical coffe shop cup, it's made from beans with an especially strong amount on caffeine, roasted to a medium-dark level for a strong flavor, and then ground to a specific level for maximum potency.

http://uncrate.com/p/2012/07/death-wish-coffee.jpg

[sengseng]

Bro Eugene,

Now no longer six million dollar man but six trillion dollar man...and yes, Bigfoot was spotted near the border of Betong by an ex helicopter pilot in tis forum. Do u know who he is?:D

Wow! If he knows about Sit Meehon doko meen (Hakka) means (Eat Meehon more than mee.) he is either close to half a century old or more than half a century old. Lao Chiao SIFU man.:D

[shylook]

19 years old so naughty when go up. She rape me instead I rape her :D , moan so loud I like ;)
Somemore ask me got girlfriend or not :rolleyes:
who the hack are you talking about? your school girl again?

[shylook]

This guy was walking down the street and this WL says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure," he says and they were off to her nest.

She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says,

"Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into.":eek::D
Walaoeh :eek:

[Futaba]

VIP dun want to carry too many documents when crossing border, trunk road better. :D

I dun have the image of his vehicle so i use similar one.

http://uncrate.com/p/2007/10/hummer-h2-safari.jpg

Hahahaha...very funny....

[eugene_wong]

Bro Eugene,

Now no longer six million dollar man but six trillion dollar man...and yes, Bigfoot was spotted near the border of Betong by an ex helicopter pilot in tis forum. Do u know who he is?:D

Tell me....

[eugene_wong]

Wow! If he knows about Sit Meehon doko meen (Hakka) means (Eat Meehon more than mee.) he is either close to half a century old or more than half a century old. Lao Chiao SIFU man.:D

that was my favourite tv series long ago......i saw how he fought bigfoot.....bionic woman was later involved too.......later bigfoot became their friends..........

sifu seng2, hope I didn't went off topic....:o

[Scorpioking87]

Wow! If he knows about Sit Meehon doko meen (Hakka) means (Eat Meehon more than mee.) he is either close to half a century old or more than half a century old. Lao Chiao SIFU man.:D

Hakka yan? Nyi hare hakka nyin? Chor ma Kai mo khong pun ngai Thi? Haha..

Sometimes I can't catch your words of wisdom Master but damn pai seh to ask for meaning...hope dun get zapped!:D

[Scorpioking87]

Any KOPI'O lovers here.:D

While it's not as dangerous as the name might seem, Death Wish Coffee (RM65.00) is serious stuff. Two times as powerful as your typical coffe shop cup, it's made from beans with an especially strong amount on caffeine, roasted to a medium-dark level for a strong flavor, and then ground to a specific level for maximum potency.

http://uncrate.com/p/2012/07/death-wish-coffee.jpg

I went to the shopping complex n specifically asked for Death Wish Coffees after spending hours looking for it at the food n beverage area...then it hit me that is this coffee for consumption? Or may be to be applied to our little bro for maximum effect?

The promoter called her supervisor who chastised me for asking for something which is not readily available..but I even quoted the price of RM65.00 so as to act as if I had bought it before..but they were adamant not to sell the coffee to me..what should I do master? My sources at SIRIM(Sexual Impotence Research Institute of Malaysia) say that tests on the said coffee have revealed mixed results..:D

[wre7426]

I have ask the owner b4 to change to Wisma Sengseng. Nope! He said I am bigger than you. So it must be call TAISENG. :D

No need to chg just add to TaiSengSeng......hahaha....

[wre7426]

VIP dun want to carry too many documents when crossing border, trunk road better. :D

I dun have the image of his vehicle so i use similar one.

http://uncrate.com/p/2007/10/hummer-h2-safari.jpg

Lol....geng cross border need use hummer meh....wahlau.....like jurrasic park jor....use hummer to 6c6c......then no need to book hotel jor....just sleep in hummer....hahaha......

[Scorpioking87]

Lol....geng cross border need use hummer meh....wahlau.....like jurrasic park jor....use hummer to 6c6c......then no need to book hotel jor....just sleep in hummer....hahaha......

Cannot like tat la bro...Hummer is not for Humping one!! otherwise must change name to Humpper...:D

[sengseng]

No need to chg just add to TaiSengSeng......hahaha....

Like tat scary lah. If Taisengseng then becum Gorilla liao . KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

Lol....geng cross border need use hummer meh....wahlau.....like jurrasic park jor....use hummer to 6c6c......then no need to book hotel jor....just sleep in hummer....hahaha......

Save on moonlighting and accommodation cost and can then use for other expenses like for clubbing, fishing , fuel and F&B.:D

[sengseng]

who the hack are you talking about? your school girl again?

This one a newly enrrol student. Have high grades in biology class in Sekolah Menengah Uncle Doggie. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Hakka yan? Nyi hare hakka nyin? Chor ma Kai mo khong pun ngai Thi? Haha..
Sometimes I can't catch your words of wisdom Master but damn pai seh to ask for meaning...hope dun get zapped!:D

Stinger went to a old music shop near Betong to buy CD. Ahem! I meant Music CD.
Seeing a(Hakka)old man manning the shop; he ask him for the CD with the song Macarena.
Stinger : Do you have Macarena?
Old Apek : MA KAI LIN Arh?
Stinger : Yes , Macarena.
Old Ah Pek : Sini Ma kai lin pun mao. :D;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzzNp8HlVQ

[sengseng]

Hahahaha...very funny....

Not very funny what. Only Tyre type and colour abit different only mar.
No same model meh? Maybe at night I no see properly.:D

[sengseng]

Tell me....

Six Trillion Dollar Man. OH!
Scorpioking is the new Sit Durian Doko Man (Hakka
: Eat Durian more than mee):D

[sengseng]

that was my favourite tv series long ago......i saw how he fought bigfoot.....bionic woman was later involved too.......later bigfoot became their friends..........

sifu seng2, hope I didn't went off topic....:o

Wah! The Fall Guy Lee Majors aka Steve Austin and Bigfoot becum good friend you also know.
You very geng lah.
So you also mentioned about Bionic Women, which part of her is bionic one, can you enlighten us more abit. :D

[Scorpioking87]

Six Trillion Dollar Man. OH!
Scorpioking is the new Sit Durian Doko Man (Hakka
: Eat Durian more than mee):D

Now no more MAcarena lo... Gangnam Style got lah..Btw, do u know how this PSY guy came out with the dance?? anybody?

I love Balik Pulau ang hare and also pai kut hokkien mee...how u know hah bro? u got PSY-chic powers is it? :D

[sengseng]

Now no more MAcarena lo... Gangnam Style got lah..Btw, do u know how this PSY guy came out with the dance?? anybody?

I love Balik Pulau ang hare and also pai kut hokkien mee...how u know hah bro? u got PSY-chic powers is it? :D

Jumping around like a wild horse is not my style. Maybe I am still artless, naive and conservative.:D

[eugene_wong]

Wah! The Fall Guy Lee Majors aka Steve Austin and Bigfoot becum good friend you also know.
You very geng lah.
So you also mentioned about Bionic Women, which part of her is bionic one, can you enlighten us more abit. :D

you are even better...u know Steve Austin name....i only know the face......

Bionic woman has bionic eye, ears, body...including the part we love to go in, i guess.........careful of the muscles there.....hahahaha

[Scorpioking87]

Jumping around like a wild horse is not my style. Maybe I am still artless, naive and conservative.:D

I oso honestly dun understand what's so great abt the dance.. Yes, it's catchy but for beautiful ladies in night clubs to perform it every night is a turn off...:D

[Scorpioking87]

you are even better...u know Steve Austin name....i only know the face......

Bionic woman has bionic eye, ears, body...including the part we love to go in, i guess.........careful of the muscles there.....hahahaha

Bro,

I know of a Steve Austin, the WWF wrestler...n of course the cool Austin "Fook mi" Powers... My favourite super spy...

[sengseng]

Bro,

I know of a Steve Austin, the WWF wrestler...n of course the cool Austin "Fook mi" Powers... My favourite super spy...

If I am not mistaken, he is oredi Stone Cold. KEKEKE:D

[sengseng]

you are even better...u know Steve Austin name....i only know the face......

Bionic woman has bionic eye, ears, body...including the part we love to go in, i guess.........careful of the muscles there.....hahahaha

Wah! You are very pro but a bit cheeky leh. KEKEKE :D
Here is the new one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqi5q7rK5_Y

[dyelook]

bro sengseng.. school holiday ah? seems like you very active leh nowadays.. planning to host any orgy parties? count me in if you do.. :D

[shylook]

bro sengseng.. school holiday ah? seems like you very active leh nowadays.. planning to host any orgy parties? count me in if you do.. :D
aiks.... also count me in... i need to back to the school.

[wre7426]

Cannot like tat la bro...Hummer is not for Humping one!! otherwise must change name to Humpper...:D

Bro.....chg to HUNTER better.......haha.....in here a lot hunter....prc hunter popiah hunter border hunter ......

[wre7426]

Like tat scary lah. If Taisengseng then becum Gorilla liao . KEKEKE:D

Haha.....yalor mostly taiseng2 catch leng Lui keep in his building mah...hahaha.......then that taiseng2 ask me go there checkstock....rite master?????kekeke......

[sengseng]

aiks.... also count me in... i need to back to the school.
Aiya! Why you absent from night class today, teacher was very angry that you din cum.
Got many new classmates today.
4 from popiahland : Ah Lang, Mimi, Ah Yen and Ah Tao.
4 from Pandaland: Lingzhi, Zizi, Huan2 and Feifei.(4 also LLCrab)
Teacher taught us about bees and flowers today. Very interesting leh.
Here is your homework, memorised all the parts of the bee and teacher will test you next week.:D;)

http://buzzwiththebee.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/042-internal-anatomy-of-a-bee.jpg

[sengseng]

bro sengseng.. school holiday ah? seems like you very active leh nowadays.. planning to host any orgy parties? count me in if you do.. :D

Our skool very strict one. Got Borgy Parties but no orgy parties.
Must get permission from headmaster Dailoke first .:D:D

[sengseng]

Haha.....yalor mostly taiseng2 catch leng Lui keep in his building mah...hahaha.......then that taiseng2 ask me go there checkstock....rite master?????kekeke......

Imprisonment without lawful cause is a tort called false imprisonment.
Anytime can bring heavy penalty. Dun play play oh.;):D

** A little American boy ask her father. "Dad, my Batman toy comes from where?"
Well! Son! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... now the rest was made in China.:D

[Futaba]

Not very funny what. Only Tyre type and colour abit different only mar.
No same model meh? Maybe at night I no see properly.:D

Yah not same coz my hummer don't hv open roof top & has the engine below my seat.;):D

[AlanW]

Which teacher was angry yesterday ? :cool:

[sengseng]

Yah not same coz my hummer don't hv open roof top & has the engine below my seat.;):D

Oh! I see, so its an older model without sun deck. Its okay ma , you are still humming in it wherever you go.:D

[xiaomax]

Wah, so many new car arrive at ACE :D
I need have more patient .......... 1 Week to go , Bro Seng Seng , dun forget our yum cha session :D i probably will come on first weekend on October. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Wah, so many new car arrive at ACE .I need have more patient .......... 1 Week to go , Bro Seng Seng , dun forget our yum cha session :D i probably will come on first weekend on October. KEKEKE

Okey Dokey! So you are cumming after the Mooncake Festivals.:D
http://en.cnci.gov.cn/PicLib/201208031452063198.jpg]

[Scorpioking87]

Imprisonment without lawful cause is a tort called false imprisonment.
Anytime can bring heavy penalty. Dun play play oh.;):D

** A little American boy ask her father. "Dad, my Batman toy comes from where?"
Well! Son! In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... now the rest was made in China.:D

Bro,

I need a lawyer..judging from ur comments, I think u will make a very good criminal lawyer..:D

[Scorpioking87]

Bro.....chg to HUNTER better.......haha.....in here a lot hunter....prc hunter popiah hunter border hunter ......

Bro,

I only like one type of hunter, i.e Rachel Hunter...when i was in primary school, I never understood why she married old man Rod Stewart...still boggles me till tis very day...

[Scorpioking87]

Aiya! Why you absent from night class today, teacher was very angry that you din cum.
Got many new classmates today.
4 from popiahland : Ah Lang, Mimi, Ah Yen and Ah Tao.
4 from Pandaland: Lingzhi, Zizi, Huan2 and Feifei.(4 also LLCrab)
Teacher taught us about bees and flowers today. Very interesting leh.
Here is your homework, memorised all the parts of the bee and teacher will test you next week.:D;)

http://buzzwiththebee.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/042-internal-anatomy-of-a-bee.jpg

Master,

How come the diagram never show the bee's penis? :D

I think the teacher purposely left it out..

[sengseng]

Master,

How come the diagram never show the bee's penis? :D

I think the teacher purposely left it out..

Teacher said The male bee (drone) has an endophallus, not a penis.:D Apparently, these are quite large (in relation to the size of a bee). After mating, the bee pulls away from the Queen, ripping off the endophallus, which remains stuck inside her.

1.) http://www.extension.org/pages/28331/eversion-of-the-honey-bee-drone-endophallus-for-insemination

2.) http://www.orkin.com/stinging-pests/bees/mechanics-of-honey-bee-mating/

[Scorpioking87]

Teacher said The male bee (drone) has an endophallus, not a penis.:D Apparently, these are quite large (in relation to the size of a bee). After mating, the bee pulls away from the Queen, ripping off the endophallus, which remains stuck inside her.

1.) http://www.extension.org/pages/28331/eversion-of-the-honey-bee-drone-endophallus-for-insemination

2.) http://www.orkin.com/stinging-pests/bees/mechanics-of-honey-bee-mating/

It's like leaving ur little bro in the hole after cheonging..can tat be possible? Interesting...:D

[dyelook]

Was eating air around pudu area yesterday.. notice that standard of the flower more beautiful nowadays but petite in size.. any comment ah, bro sengseng?

[sengseng]

Was eating air around pudu area yesterday.. notice that standard of the flower more beautiful nowadays but petite in size.. any comment ah, bro sengseng?

Go there ronda-ronda also no bring me arh. Different months different type of crabs.
Did you see any of these ; small and petite . :D

BOXING CRABS
http://image.dili360.com/news//upload/images/2009/0427/143910/14_9777_2f01603ca64b141801127a63f436d134.jpg

[sengseng]

It's like leaving ur little bro in the hole after cheonging..can tat be possible? Interesting...:D

There will cum a day where big and small bro say goodbye. Tats why is call a endophallus, and not a penis. Are yours also detachable. KEKEKE :D

[sengseng]

Ughhh , my favorite popiah are leaving on tomorrow , now my mood very down because i'm suffer to think who i gonna choose on next month :D kekekekeke

Ole one dun go new ones won't cum. KEKEKE:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpoSvxmVis

[sengseng]

Bro.....chg to HUNTER better.......haha.....in here a lot hunter....prc hunter popiah hunter border hunter ......

What weapon do you use for hunting? Your water pistol or something else. :D:cool:

[dyelook]

Go there ronda-ronda also no bring me arh. Different months different type of crabs.
Did you see any of these ; small and petite . :D

BOXING CRABS
http://image.dili360.com/news//upload/images/2009/0427/143910/14_9777_2f01603ca64b141801127a63f436d134.jpg

ooooooh mighty wise master sengseng.. those i saw yesterday is different crab, they carry two big balls on their chest de... :p

[xiaomax]

Okey Dokey! So you are cumming after the Mooncake Festivals.:D
http://en.cnci.gov.cn/PicLib/201208031452063198.jpg]

I like another type of " Moon cake ",kekeke:D

[xiaomax]

Ole one dun go new ones won't cum. KEKEKE:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpoSvxmVis

Good 1, i will learn and speak to my choose one , kekeke:D

[sengseng]

ooooooh mighty wise master sengseng.. those i saw yesterday is different crab, they carry two big balls on their chest de... :p

Is this the one? :D
http://s17.postimage.org/7am06a8rz/bobocrab.jpg

[Scorpioking87]

There will cum a day where big and small bro say goodbye. Tats why is call a endophallus, and not a penis. Are yours also detachable. KEKEKE :D

So far mine I hope is not detachable.. Can't imagine if it comes off?.unless it is like the cicak's tail which can grow back..:D

[sengseng]

So far mine I hope is not detachable.. Can't imagine if it comes off?.unless it is like the cicak's tail which can grow back..:D

Why dun you give a it try and see whether it will grow back or not. If you dun try; you won't know you are a genuine cicak man. :D
Anyway you are also the six trillion dollar man and have nothing to fear. ;)

[sengseng]

A son and father went to see a doctor since the father
was getting very ill. The doctor told the father and son
that the father was dying from cancer.
The father who was an Irishman, turned to his son and
said, "Son, even on this gloomy day, its our tradition
to drink to health as it is in death, so let's go to the
pub and celebrate my demise."
Reluctantly, the son follows his father to the local pub.
There, while enjoying their ale, the father sees some old
friends and tells them he is dying from AIDS.
Shocked, the son turns to his father and says, "Father,
it is not AIDS you are dying from, it is cancer, why did
you lie to those men?"
The father replies, "Aye, my son, you are right; but I
don't want those guys sleeping with your mom when I'm gone.":D

[Scorpioking87]

Why dun you give a it try and see whether it will grow back or not. If you dun try; you won't know you are a genuine cicak man. :D
Anyway you are also the six trillion dollar man and have nothing to fear. ;)

Even 6 trillion dollar man is worried if his little bro goes missing...how is he going to copulate with Bionic Woman? And how to pleasure Bionic Woman who is known to hv insatiable sex appetite? As much as I would like to be a Cicakman, I hv to be honest with you. Unless there is some form of industrial defect guarantee, I m not going to put my little bro to the test..
Pity the poor fella...:D

[wre7426]

What weapon do you use for hunting? Your water pistol or something else. :D:cool:

Master seng2....I'm really donoe what weapon wo......u are master mah....any suggest weapon to bring????? Hehehe.....

[xiaomax]

Take a viagra and ur little bro will becomes ultra machine gun and last long 1 hour ,kekekeke:D

[sengseng]

Master seng2....I'm really donoe what weapon wo......u are master mah....any suggest weapon to bring????? Hehehe.....

Bring yourself and $$$$$ weapon will do.:D

[sengseng]

aiks.... also count me in... i need to back to the school.

Tomorrow wanna see the showdown of power, buy your ticket to tengok wayang. :D;)

[sengseng]

Take a viagra and ur little bro will becomes ultra machine gun and last long 1 hour ,kekekeke:D

Viagra is not good for health.
I got herbal remedy can last for 24hours. You cum I show you.:D

[Scorpioking87]

Burning the mid night oil hah bro? Or keeping a watch of ur prized ACE building?:D

[sengseng]

Burning the mid night oil hah bro? Or keeping a watch of ur prized ACE building?:D

Nope just finiz watching chapter 3 of the Showdown of Power in OS.
Just now one newbee came over and ask. DaGe , I have a stiff neck. Can you rub rub a bit for me. Do I know you? I ask.
Dage! Now we are strangers later we will be frens. Wah! Like tat also can.
As a gentlemen, how to refuse a lenglooi's request like tat.
So time to show my Massage skill.:D
Within minutes, she let out a soft moan and said " How So fu arh"
Seeing her elder sis says is good. The younger one also said she want.
Like tat mati lah saya. :D
This morning I wake up on the wrong side of the bed; wonder who is going to cure my stiff neck.:p

[sengseng]

Good 1, i will learn and speak to my choose one , kekeke:D

Last night I went to tease a new popiah. Whispering in her ear I said " Anh You Em". She starts to giggle and said' Oh! I Luv You" loudly.
So many ppl was looking at me and make me blushing only.http://s8.postimage.org/yabmrrqs1/blush.jpg

[Scorpioking87]

Nope just finiz watching chapter 3 of the Showdown of Power in OS.
Just now one newbee came over and ask. DaGe , I have a stiff neck. Can you rub rub a bit for me. Do I know you? I ask.
Dage! Now we are strangers later we will be frens. Wah! Like tat also can.
As a gentlemen, how to refuse a lenglooi's request like tat.
So time to show my Massage skill.:D
Within minutes, she let out a soft moan and said " How So fu arh"
Seeing her elder sis says is good. The younger one also said she want.
Like tat mati lah saya. :D
This morning I wake up on the wrong side of the bed; wonder who is going to cure my stiff neck.:p

what showdown of power? Like Ken vs Balrog? or Chun Li vs Ryu?:D

[Scorpioking87]

Last night I went to tease a new popiah. Whispering in her ear I said " Anh You Em". She starts to giggle and said' Oh! I Luv You" loudly.
So many ppl was looking at me and make me blushing only.http://s8.postimage.org/yabmrrqs1/blush.jpg

Wah! You never asked her An Kem or Em Koya Khong first hah? straight to Anh You Em?? So happening?? How many popiah rolls u ate last night? fried or raw type one...i like the fried type one cos tastier and crunchier.. last night in Danok, can't find any...but tomyam still a good alternative..:D

[xiaomax]

Last night I went to tease a new popiah. Whispering in her ear I said " Anh You Em". She starts to giggle and said' Oh! I Luv You" loudly.
So many ppl was looking at me and make me blushing only.http://s8.postimage.org/yabmrrqs1/blush.jpg

lol , leave a good popiah to me pls , kekekeke :D

[sengseng]

what showdown of power? Like Ken vs Balrog? or Chun Li vs Ryu?:D
Somting similar to Diaoyu Islands . KEKEKE:D;)

[wre7426]

Bring yourself and $$$$$ weapon will do.:D

Lol.....I'm think master got any weapon suggest to bring...tat can get discount 1......if $$$$ normally prc look 4....hhahahahah.....

[wre7426]

Wah! You never asked her An Kem or Em Koya Khong first hah? straight to Anh You Em?? So happening?? How many popiah rolls u ate last night? fried or raw type one...i like the fried type one cos tastier and crunchier.. last night in Danok, can't find any...but tomyam still a good alternative..:D

Bro....Nowdays cheong in danok ok mah???....any nice farm or club dancers tat really work.....long time no go jor.....

[wre7426]

Take a viagra and ur little bro will becomes ultra machine gun and last long 1 hour ,kekekeke:D

Then the ace prc sure kick u to the ground floor.......@#$$%&*??&%$#@@$%&??//&%#@@hahahahahahAHA.....

[wre7426]

Nope just finiz watching chapter 3 of the Showdown of Power in OS.
Just now one newbee came over and ask. DaGe , I have a stiff neck. Can you rub rub a bit for me. Do I know you? I ask.
Dage! Now we are strangers later we will be frens. Wah! Like tat also can.
As a gentlemen, how to refuse a lenglooi's request like tat.
So time to show my Massage skill.:D
Within minutes, she let out a soft moan and said " How So fu arh"
Seeing her elder sis says is good. The younger one also said she want.
Like tat mati lah saya. :D
This morning I wake up on the wrong side of the bed; wonder who is going to cure my stiff neck.:p

This is what we call (Lau ti kor) hahaha...jkjk....

[Scorpioking87]

Bro....Nowdays cheong in danok ok mah???....any nice farm or club dancers tat really work.....long time no go jor.....

Still not too bad...got some improvements.. New hotels, discotheques...if only they could do some planning rather than just build here n there, everything would be like hadyai..btw, bro...in the middle of the town, there is tis nice McD outlet..also a new discotheque named Yes, if I not wrong... Food is excellent as usual..

Ladies are in abundance..so long u r nice to them n a bit generous, they will flock to u like honey...I m nice but not really generous heh heh..:D

[Scorpioking87]

Somting similar to Diaoyu Islands . KEKEKE:D;)

The dispute on this Diaoyu islands is really over rated..after all it's just a fishing island right? Diao= catch, yu=fish...with my lousy mandarin, still correct translation right bro?:D

[wre7426]

Still not too bad...got some improvements.. New hotels, discotheques...if only they could do some planning rather than just build here n there, everything would be like hadyai..btw, bro...in the middle of the town, there is tis nice McD outlet..also a new discotheque named Yes, if I not wrong... Food is excellent as usual..

Ladies are in abundance..so long u r nice to them n a bit generous, they will flock to u like honey...I m nice but not really generous heh heh..:D

Ya...improve better then invest 99 in danok....if say bout girl danok really the heaven 4 guy....hahaha....but compare food I'm prefer hatyai....really good.
Bro better not so generous to them...otherwise.....their suck ur $$$ 99...bout yes club ..ya really work....mostly the dancers...wahlau angel.....hahahahahahaha.......

[Scorpioking87]

Ya...improve better then invest 99 in danok....if say bout girl danok really the heaven 4 guy....hahaha....but compare food I'm prefer hatyai....really good.
Bro better not so generous to them...otherwise.....their suck ur $$$ 99...bout yes club ..ya really work....mostly the dancers...wahlau angel.....hahahahahahaha.......

Bro,

U from KL, right? Still not bad ur info on Danok..must be a regular there n Hatyai too heh heh...

[sengseng]

The dispute on this Diaoyu islands is really over rated..after all it's just a fishing island right? Diao= catch, yu=fish...with my lousy mandarin, still correct translation right bro?:D

Wow! You translation very good oredi. Someone bluff me and said is means
FXxkFish Platform.:D

[sengseng]

Ya...improve better then invest 99 in danok....if say bout girl danok really the heaven 4 guy....hahaha....but compare food I'm prefer hatyai....really good.
Bro better not so generous to them...otherwise.....their suck ur $$$ 99...bout yes club ..ya really work....mostly the dancers...wahlau angel.....hahahahahahaha.......

All the while I tot Danok gurls make Danukpillow, so silly of me.:D

[sengseng]

Ya...improve better then invest 99 in danok....if say bout girl danok really the heaven 4 guy....hahaha....but compare food I'm prefer hatyai....really good.
Bro better not so generous to them...otherwise.....their suck ur $$$ 99...bout yes club ..ya really work....mostly the dancers...wahlau angel.....hahahahahahaha.......

BTW, who is right you said Danuk is heaven and the other sifu said Bentong is Xanadu. Dun play play me. Actually whats the difference between the 2 cos me have no knowledge of these 2 places. Pls enlighten us more.:D

[Scorpioking87]

BTW, who is right you said Danuk is heaven and the other sifu said Bentong is Xanadu. Dun play play me. Actually whats the difference between the 2 cos me have no knowledge of these 2 places. Pls enlighten us more.:D

Dun lah like tat bro... Danok, Betong all the same lah...Heaven, Xanadu, Candu etc.. still in essence a place for us to have some relaxation of the mind..:D

[Futaba]

BTW, who is right you said Danuk is heaven and the other sifu said Bentong is Xanadu. Dun play play me. Actually whats the difference between the 2 cos me have no knowledge of these 2 places. Pls enlighten us more.:D

Bro my GF has gone back & I'll be in KL next week.
Can find 1 of yr god-daughter nice accomodating to temporary backup for me ar?
Kamsia....hehehe

[Scorpioking87]

Wow! You translation very good oredi. Someone bluff me and said is means
FXxkFish Platform.:D

Bro,

When i did the translation, my family filter was set "MODERATE".. I guess yours no need setting one lor..:D

[Scorpioking87]

Bro my GF has gone back & I'll be in KL next week.
Can find 1 of yr god-daughter nice accomodating to temporary backup for me ar?
Kamsia....hehehe

Bro Futaba,

Where hv u been? Dun see ur head anymore in Pearl of the Orient thread? CM LGE oredi told me to tell u that since u hv been spending a large portion of your time in KL, he might consider revoking your Penang citizenship.. I pleaded your case but to no avail..time for u to hv another Pandarina here in Penang so tat u can maintain ur citizenship..:D

[sengseng]

Bro my GF has gone back & I'll be in KL next week.
Can find 1 of yr god-daughter nice accomodating to temporary backup for me ar?
Kamsia....hehehe

You so many times handsome than me sure can find replacement very fast one.
Dun forget our handsome grandmaster Pom Kor Kor is ever ready to lend us his helping hands to find goodies.Anyway Xiao Max is joining us from Kuantan next week.We can always go for a steamboat TCSS.
Wanna try steamboat only or Steamboat BBQ?

[Futaba]

You so many times handsome than me sure can find replacement very fast one.
Dun forget our handsome grandmaster Pom Kor Kor is ever ready to lend us his helping hands to find goodies.Anyway Xiao Max is joining us from Kuantan next week.We can always go for a steamboat TCSS.
Wanna try steamboat only or Steamboat BBQ?

Aiyo dun say like dat la.....
This is the only time I can curi makan b4 she comes back leh.
Sometimes must try others mah....especially master seng2's goddaughter or any of your recomendation mah....sure no flip car 1.

[Futaba]

Bro Futaba,

Where hv u been? Dun see ur head anymore in Pearl of the Orient thread? CM LGE oredi told me to tell u that since u hv been spending a large portion of your time in KL, he might consider revoking your Penang citizenship.. I pleaded your case but to no avail..time for u to hv another Pandarina here in Penang so tat u can maintain ur citizenship..:D

Been busy lately with to shifting new office.
PO thread dun need me to take care mah....afterall got tailo like u & tailo jconnor there to monitor ok d.
Nonetheless Pg now so quiet d...almost nothing happening.
Damn boring liao....

[sengseng]

Aiyo dun say like dat la.....
This is the only time I can curi makan b4 she comes back leh.
Sometimes must try others mah....especially master seng2's goddaughter or any of your recomendation mah....sure no flip car 1.
Faint heart never win fair ladies. Last time I dun understand, now I do.;)
My doc always says "Seng, You got a faint heart, be careful or you will get a heart attack." No wonder lah, till now also cannot get GF like you but only Kailooi.:(
If you wanna buy insurance on NO FLip Cars, you must seek Ah Pom Gor advise.
Cos he have been testing cars since the show room was open
Rich people entertain with money. Poor people like me entertain with the heart.:)

[sengseng]

Bro,

When i did the translation, my family filter was set "MODERATE".. I guess yours no need setting one lor..:D

A man will sacrifice his head to conquer a heart.But what about an island? I wonder?:D

[sengseng]

lol , leave a good popiah to me pls , kekekeke :D

Last night got 01 Ao Dai cum and urut urut my shoulder.Then she said" Gip me Lucky Money. " I said " No Money" So I gave her some Kuachi instead.
She took the Kuachi and then wallop me from behind. Now still feel the pain from her punches. Poor Me; always tot have Kuachi will travel, I was wrong.:D
Xiaomax, you must come over fast to protect me, if not sooner or later I will be melted by the Ao Dai gang.:eek:

http://s7.postimage.org/oi454wc4r/aodai1.jpg

[Scorpioking87]

Last night got 01 Ao Dai cum and urut urut my shoulder.Then she said" Gip me Lucky Money. " I said " No Money" So I gave her some Kuachi instead.
She took the Kuachi and then wallop me from behind. Now still feel the pain from her punches. Poor Me; always tot have Kuachi will travel, I was wrong.:D
Xiaomax, you must come over fast to protect me, if not sooner or later I will be melted by the Ao Dai gang.:eek:

http://s7.postimage.org/oi454wc4r/aodai1.jpg

My first foreign gurlfren was a popiah roll..young uninhabited one..bought so many books n tapes to learn Vietnamese just to impress her..drank so much Vietnamese coffee until my face looked like a Vietcong...chuck Norris tried to shoot me once cos he mistakenly thought I was one of the VCs but a daring helicopter pilot staged a rescue mission.heard that the retired pilot now residing in KL..

[Scorpioking87]

Talking abt kuachis, I remembered when I was in Danok the other day, the hostess in the KTV served me kuachis n wine...I wanted to ask for Teh Tarik but she laughed at me only..

[xiaomax]

Last night got 01 Ao Dai cum and urut urut my shoulder.Then she said" Gip me Lucky Money. " I said " No Money" So I gave her some Kuachi instead.
She took the Kuachi and then wallop me from behind. Now still feel the pain from her punches. Poor Me; always tot have Kuachi will travel, I was wrong.:D
Xiaomax, you must come over fast to protect me, if not sooner or later I will be melted by the Ao Dai gang.:eek:

Just 1 more weeks to go , before i come ,help me to do "car testing":D so i have lesser chance to drive wrong car ,kekeke:D

[wre7426]

Bro,

U from KL, right? Still not bad ur info on Danok..must be a regular there n Hatyai too heh heh...

Abit nia bro.....Bcoz I'm got customer stay at pattalong there....so every year will go 2or3 time.....normally my customer show me most the place in hatyai.......Nowdays avoid from the tourists place .....he bring to their local ppl place for food, shopping n pub.....really different.....especially $$$....cheap n nice....

[wre7426]

All the while I tot Danok gurls make Danukpillow, so silly of me.:D

Master....this time u wrong jor...danuk is make moto tayar de....Dunlop TT100......hahahahahahaha

[wre7426]

Dun lah like tat bro... Danok, Betong all the same lah...Heaven, Xanadu, Candu etc.. still in essence a place for us to have some relaxation of the mind..:D

Bro....relaxation for what kind of mind ar?????? Hahahaha.........cbcb fkfk bjbj

[wre7426]

BTW, who is right you said Danuk is heaven and the other sifu said Bentong is Xanadu. Dun play play me. Actually whats the difference between the 2 cos me have no knowledge of these 2 places. Pls enlighten us more.:D

Master seng2....u aldy say the different jor in ur question....danuk heaven....bentong Xanadu...hatyai yamyam.......hahahaha.....

[wre7426]

You so many times handsome than me sure can find replacement very fast one.
Dun forget our handsome grandmaster Pom Kor Kor is ever ready to lend us his helping hands to find goodies.Anyway Xiao Max is joining us from Kuantan next week.We can always go for a steamboat TCSS.
Wanna try steamboat only or Steamboat BBQ?

Master ur steamboat not yet fullhouse rite....can join ar????

[Scorpioking87]

Bro....relaxation for what kind of mind ar?????? Hahahaha.........cbcb fkfk bjbj

Sorry bro...forgot to add...relaxation of the mind n body too..:D