Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

TGIF jokes...:)

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[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

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TGIF jokes...:)


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Wonder what the kids doing? Hope this is not a joke?

Anyway thanks for sharing.

[nonce]

Very good jokes thread, tks bros :)

[callousness]

TGIF jokes...:)

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Very nice joke.

Thank you so much.

[unobtanium]

Great picture joke. Thanks you so much to bro.

TGIF jokes...:)

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[Steventan]

TGIF jokes...:)

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Good abbreviations to remember by.

[35cents]

thanks.... another nice one bro..!


An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers...

The last one is ultimate!!

😂😂😂😂

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's
city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.

ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!

16. Urology: the study of european people

😂😂😂😂😂
I died laughing!

[roughispalm]

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Very nice share bro, thanx :D

[songtao]

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So kaypoh LMAO, good share bro :D

[EmpressQ]

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No wonder Covid19 infections in Vietnam is so low :)

[DirtyFella]

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:D:D:D

Wow I love it :p

[watrathinat]

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

😂😂😂😂😂
I died laughing!

These two, die laugh me too hahahaa :D :D

[Hurricane88]

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....

[SBMEDSUP]

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

Very good joke. Cannot stop laughing.

Thanks bro H88. Bring on more jokes.

[Hurricane88]

It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The proffessor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor asked the students : This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction, do you agree?

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

*"Sir, why don't you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!"*

😀😛😜😂😂😂😂

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said "You got an A."

[malaysiapig]

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

Hahaha :D:D:D
Thanks for the nice joke :p

[diputs1269]

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*



Haha, I like the little boy's thinking, cheers!

[SBMEDSUP]

Classic jokes and thanks.

[Hurricane88]

Not sure a joke but makes sense...:)

Corvette

A man named Tom Nicholson posted on his Facebook account the sports car that he
had just bought and how a man approached and told him that the money used to buy
this car could've fed thousands of less fortunate people.
His response to this man made him famous on the internet.

READ his story as stated on Facebook below:

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said,
"I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost?

I replied I'm not sure;
it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it,
it fed the people who make the tires,
it fed the people who made the components that went into it,
it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires,
it fed people in at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore.
It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer
and fed the people working at the dealership and their families.

BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don’t know how many people it fed
That is the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality.

*When you buy something, you put money in people’s pockets and give them*dignity for their skills.*

*When you give someone something for nothing, you*
*rob them of their* *dignity and self-worth.*

*Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value.*

*Socialism is having the government take your money against your will and*
*give it to someone else for doing nothing.*

Well written and thought out.

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[WankJanice]

Sorry, wrong post

[dyelook]

*Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value.*

thats what i've always been telling my friends when i go pub drinking or visiting whore house...
you guys really dont know how many charity i have done by helping to put up meals for their families...
i get what i wants and they get what they needs...:p

[ah rat]

thats what i've always been telling my friends when i go pub drinking or visiting whore house...
you guys really dont know how many charity i have done by helping to put up meals for their families...
i get what i wants and they get what they needs...:p
Bro , what you get from them. Can elaborate more :)

[Hurricane88]

thats what i've always been telling my friends when i go pub drinking or visiting whore house...
you guys really dont know how many charity i have done by helping to put up meals for their families...
i get what i wants and they get what they needs...:p

Agreed with you...spent money on whores really helped the local communities...she spent on rental, food, transport, clothings, cosmetics, umbrella etc...:)

Bro , what you get from them. Can elaborate more :)

sexual entertainment....j, aj, bj, xj...:)

[malaysiapig]

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:D:D:D

[dyelook]

Bro , what you get from them. Can elaborate more :)

fresh luke milk...:p

Agreed with you...spent money on whores really helped the local communities...she spent on rental, food, transport, clothings, cosmetics, umbrella etc...:)



sexual entertainment....j, aj, bj, xj...:)

sometimes got free foods too...;):D

[35cents]

nice one bro...!

Here a joke to lighten your day...

Nice joke !!!😂

A little Boy wanted 500 ringgit so he prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting for the 500 ringgit. When the post office staff received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward the letter to the Prime Minister's Office.

The PM was so amused, so he instructed his secretary to send the little boy 100 ringgit as he thought 500 ringgit would be a lot of money for him.The little boy was delighted with 100 ringgit he received and decided to write a thank you note to God.

Again the post office sent the letter to the PM Office.

PM reads the letter, which says:
*Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime Minister's Office and it appears that the corrupted PM has pocketed the 400 ringgit....*

[ah rat]

fresh luke milk...:p

Wow! Now you target neh neh :p

sometimes got free foods too...;):D
Not free juice :p

[dyelook]

Wow! Now you target neh neh :p


Not free juice :p

you change target to abalone juice mah so i no choice needs to target teh nehneh loh..:p

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[Hurricane88]

TGIF jokes...:)

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[SBMEDSUP]

TGIF jokes...:)

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Love kukujiao. Thanks

[Stinkyfly]

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Scary sia hahaha :D

[Hurricane88]

The world is wondering if it is the blonde men, not women, who are actually a bit dumber. They collected these true stories of Blonde men:

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've already wet mine."
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A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND."
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her First Child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I Couldn't breathe."
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "Duh, If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on "ALL OF YOU" because I wasn't even at home yesterday !

[JackpotGold]

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Thanks for sharing

[35cents]

nice share....

you change target to abalone juice mah so i no choice needs to target teh nehneh loh..:p

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[yongzhong]

A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on "ALL OF YOU" because I wasn't even at home yesterday !

Hahahaa this is funny :D :D

[SBMEDSUP]

Pls share more jokes.

[Hurricane88]

Jokes pict more...:)

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[Hurricane88]

*WARNING*!!!
Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket,

It erases your memory!! !. I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread 🍞🍶but came home with a case of beer🍺 and a bottle of wine!🍾🍷
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

More jokes pict..:)

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[etsys]

From Philippines

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[dyelook]

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[acemanfred55]

*WARNING*!!!
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Good jokes.
Thanks.

[Steventan]

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Good advice

[JustANewbie]

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this is a good one.

[wuxing]

*WARNING*!!!
Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket,

It erases your memory!! !. I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread 🍞🍶but came home with a case of beer🍺 and a bottle of wine!🍾🍷
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More jokes pict..:)


Nice and thank you for jokes.

[Mexico1986]

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Nice one and thanks for sharing. :)

[billkate]

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Maybe the mechanics are females :D

[malaysiapig]

Jokes pict more...:)

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Haha this is so funny :D

[35cents]

nice ones bro...

Jokes pict more...:)

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[danny888]

nice ones bro...

Thanks bro for the points.
Returning favour.
Cheers
:):)

[Hurricane88]

Long weekend jokes...:)

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[Hurricane88]

From Salim Awan: Some British humor.....

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space...

Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones
was a *Proctologist* (related to colon, anus)

They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed
it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
- no go.

Next, they tried...
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
- thumbs down again.

Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
- still no good.

Another attempt resulted in...
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!

So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
- not a chance

*Nuts and Butts*
- no way

*Freaks and Cheeks*
- still no good

*Loons and Moons*
- forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*

Everyone loved it.

[SexyTalking]

Thanks for the jokes. Have a nice day :)

[etsys]

Maybe the mechanics are females :D

No luck. All Male mechanic �� took my car for repair.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...:p

[diputs1269]

Long weekend jokes...:)



Thanks for the long weekend laughter, cheers!

[35cents]

Thanks for sharing dis & dat it doesn't work, I was about to try it ....:o

Long weekend jokes...:)

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[Hurricane88]

Morning jokes...:)

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[Hurricane88]

Life without money is PUAH SEE😫

Money without life is SEE SUAK🤔

No money no life is SEE KEOW KEOW😧

Got money got life is EMM KAM SEE🙄

No life for all is PEH PEH SEE😮

Facing a corrupt government is TAN SEE😲
:o
Facing a pandemic is EMM CHAI AUN CHUA EH SEE😑

Facing a poor economy is BUN BUN SEE🤫

Surviving Covid is BOH SEE HOCK KHEE😶

Węll węll węll,,,,!!!Lifę without all is, we come with nothing, we leave with nothing.
Life can earn you money BUT money can't buy you life.
So live a healthy, meaningful & happy life! 🙏♥️

[circuitbreaker]

Very nice jokes. Thanks for sharing.

[apmex]

Morning jokes...:)

320293

Not sure what is this joke?
Thanks.

[apmex]

Life without money is PUAH SEE😫

Money without life is SEE SUAK🤔

No money no life is SEE KEOW KEOW😧

Got money got life is EMM KAM SEE🙄

No life for all is PEH PEH SEE😮

Facing a corrupt government is TAN SEE😲
:o
Facing a pandemic is EMM CHAI AUN CHUA EH SEE😑

Facing a poor economy is BUN BUN SEE🤫

Surviving Covid is BOH SEE HOCK KHEE😶

Węll węll węll,,,,!!!Lifę without all is, we come with nothing, we leave with nothing.
Life can earn you money BUT money can't buy you life.
So live a healthy, meaningful & happy life! 🙏♥️

Nice joke and only if understand hokkien.

[insensitive]

Long weekend jokes...:)

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Why must buy gold bar for marriage?

[insensitive]

Thanks for sharing all the nice jokes.

[VofVof]

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Very nice share bro, thanks.

[PogbaPaula]

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Like this one, thanks bro!

[jurassicfark]

Excellent joke thread. Thanks all for sharing!

[JiojioArmany]

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Fantastic joke if you understand malay. :D

[hakone]

Not sure what is this joke?
Thanks.
To choose among the durians, breasts and camel toe :D

[BBHumper]

Not sure what is this joke?
Thanks.

It clearly shows Her Valley of Love (Boobs) and her Camel Toe (Pussy). Which one would you go for, first? :D

[VofVof]

To choose among the durians, breasts and camel toe :D

It clearly shows Her Valley of Love (Boobs) and her Camel Toe (Pussy). Which one would you go for, first? :D

Thanks for the explanation bros :)

[35cents]

another nice one bro...:D

Morning jokes...:)

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[35cents]

dis sounds strangely familiar.... ;)

Morning jokes...:)


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[SBMEDSUP]

More nice jokes please.

[PogbaPaula]

dis sounds strangely familiar.... ;)

Not as legal as our errrrrr :D

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...:D

[Hurricane88]

Weekend jokes...:)

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[diputs1269]

Weekend jokes...:)

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Swee swee, cheers!

[Hellotherehere]

Thanks for the jokes

[SBMEDSUP]

Weekend jokes...:)

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This is funny. Thanks.

[Syellow]

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Very good joke. LMAO.

Thanks bro H88. Bring on more jokes.

[35cents]

so cute dis guy.....

if he did dat to my phone, I would do the same thing.....


Weekend jokes...:)

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[Hurricane88]

Mix of pic and words...:)

An Afghani, upon landing at KLIA introduced himself to a malaysian Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

The surprised malaysian Officer asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping.?"

The Afghani replied: "Wallah ya Habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Malaysia.?


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[Underwatered]

thanks for sharing ��

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...:)

[rawboy83]

keep on sharing the nice jokes bros. :)

[malaysiapig]

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Have a nice weekend :D:D:D

[SBMEDSUP]

Laughter best medicine.

[Hurricane88]

More jokes...:)

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[dyelook]

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nice bumps....:D

[ah rat]

nice bumps....:D

Now you target pigu :)

[Hurricane88]

More jokes today...:)

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[shiatburger]

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Now I know the real meaning of this LOL :D

[Apollo]

More jokes...:)
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seems in SG ... :D

[Apollo]

Now you target pigu :)

now you just know that ... he is pigu man since born ... :D

[malaysiapig]

More jokes today...:)322635


MOM advice Singaporean may need to consider for other industry ...🤣🤣🤣



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[dyelook]

Now you target pigu :)

seems in SG ... :D

let no holes be unexplored...:p

[VRossi1980]

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love this one. :)

[Hurricane88]

Mrs Rosy D'Souza was going to the market in Goa where she happened to meet Father Patrick.

Father: "Hey, you are Rosy that I got you married in Solapur, when I was posted there".

"Yes Father" Says Rosy.

"How is your husband and the little ones ?"

"Husband is fine but so far, no children".

Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there."

"Thank you, Father Patrick."

After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again.

"So Rosy, how's everything and what about the little ones?"

"Yes Father. I have had three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids".

"Where is your husband ?"

"Oh, he's gone to Rome to blow off that candle".

😂🤣😂

[SBMEDSUP]

Good joke bro.

[Hurricane88]

*An Indian left his job and joined salesman's job in a big department stores in Canada.*

Boss :- Do you have any experience?

Indian : Yes a little too much...

On the first day, that Indian worked with full mind.

At 6 pm the Boss :- How many sales did you sell on the first day today?

Indian : Sir I sold 1

Boss : Only 1 sale ??? Usually every salesman working here does 20 to 30 sales daily. Well, tell me how much money did you sell ???

Indian : $93,300 dollars.

Boss : *What ??*
But how did you do it?

Indian : 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.

Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rods and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where do you go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.

When he said this boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he said when he took all that he would take $ 200 groceries and 2 cases of beer.

Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked in a very rude way :- *You sold all this to the man who came to buy only 1 fish hook*???

Indian : "NO, SIR..." *He only came to take 1 tablet for the headache.... I explained to him that fishing is the best way to get rid of headaches.*

Boss : Where did you work before ??? *In India*???

Indian : Yes, I was a doctor in a private hospital : *On a minor complaint of panic, we get the patients tested for pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT scan, X-ray, MRI etc*.

Boss : You sit on my chair. I am going to join a private hospital for training in India.
🤥

Now you understand why many of them are the CEO in the west.

[etsys]

CONDOMS.

A young girl started work in the small English village chemist shop.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own, she had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms; they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large). The word condom is never mentioned".
The first day was fine, but on the second day, a large guy came into the shop, put out his hand, and said "350" please.
The girl panicked. She phoned the Chemist on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a bucket hanging between his legs," her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.
"Yes!" she shouted down the phone. "He's got one hanging there!"
The boss replied, "Well, go back in there and give him £3.50 ...he's the window cleaner".......

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....:D

[Hurricane88]

Pic jokes weekend...:)

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[WinterMelonTree]

老師：“老師現在要點名。有沒有應到的未到？
小明：“沒有聞到”

[WinterMelonTree]

一天小明去看醫生。醫生是個美麗性感的熟女。
醫生說這沒什麼大礙，開一些藥，很快就會好。
小明拿了藥方看了看就問：
“醫生, 這個是什麼藥？ 什麼是 vitamin 13?"
醫生： “喔,這是一個很普通的藥。是 vitamin B 啦”
小明：“明白了！ 哇，只是沒想到醫生你的 B 這麼開！”
結果醫生報警。

[dyelook]

....:confused::confused::confused:....

[cupid xpress]

一天小明去看醫生。醫生是個美麗性感的熟女。
醫生說這沒什麼大礙，開一些藥，很快就會好。
小明拿了藥方看了看就問：
“醫生, 這個是什麼藥？ 什麼是 vitamin 13?"
醫生： “喔,這是一個很普通的藥。是 vitamin B 啦”
小明：“明白了！ 哇，只是沒想到醫生你的 B 這麼開！”
結果醫生報警。

This is funny
😂 😂 😂

[SBMEDSUP]

More more jokes pls

[RicoRock]

Very good joke thread, thanks bros :D

[35cents]

sorry I am not getting it.... can someone help explain the punchline? :confused:

一天小明去看醫生。醫生是個美麗性感的熟女。
醫生說這沒什麼大礙，開一些藥，很快就會好。
小明拿了藥方看了看就問：
“醫生, 這個是什麼藥？ 什麼是 vitamin 13?"
醫生： “喔,這是一個很普通的藥。是 vitamin B 啦”
小明：“明白了！ 哇，只是沒想到醫生你的 B 這麼開！”
結果醫生報警。

[garion]

sorry I am not getting it.... can someone help explain the punchline? :confused:

ditto here...................:confused:

[dyelook]

sorry I am not getting it.... can someone help explain the punchline? :confused:


me too...:(

[SBMEDSUP]

I translated and hanyu pingyi.

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Think is saying her B open like this.

[dyelook]

Think is saying her B open like this.

Ooooo... china jokes... okie okie... tq...:D

[35cents]

ahhh.... me gets it now.....! :p

thanks bro!

I translated and hanyu pingyi.

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Think is saying her B open like this.

[SBMEDSUP]

More jokes pls.

[malaysiapig]

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Please call the hotline for more details .....:D:D:D

[Hurricane88]

Jokes Sunday...:)

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[Hurricane88]

BREAKING NEWS:

Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from an African Man ..

"Dear Sir,

I haf some kweshin to ask:

Namba Wan - The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba Too - There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?

Namba Tree - I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?

Namba Por - There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.

Pynali ..eh fersonal question: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?"

🤣😂😂🤣

[CuntChunSing]

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Pappie bitch :D

[35cents]

makes lotsa sense... nice one! :D

BREAKING NEWS:

Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from an African Man ..

"Dear Sir,

I haf some kweshin to ask:

Namba Wan - The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?

Namba Too - There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?

Namba Tree - I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?

Namba Por - There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.

Pynali ..eh fersonal question: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?"

🤣😂😂🤣

[Masterl23]

love all the jokes being shared.... please do keep on sharing bros...

[Hurricane88]

*Tomorrow is The Hungry Ghost Festival* 👻👻👻, 1st September, 14th day, 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar,
so *Be Careful* about everything...
*Be Very Careful* 👻

I just went to eat noodles, and a young man walked in and ordered two bowls of noodles.
He ate one bowl, and put the other bowl opposite him, and put a pair of chopsticks...

The young man said to the empty seat: _"It's another year, are you hungry? Eat la!_

While eating, he was talking and laughing towards the empty seat.

The noodle boss was stunned, his scalp was numb and his whole body got goose bumps... He remembers that this is the hungry ghost month. 😬

When the noodles were almost finished, the young man said to the empty seat:
_I will buy two drinks next door and come back soon..._

The noodle boss, still very confused, watched the young man just walk out.

Five minutes...ten minutes...half an hour past... The young man yet to come back 🤔

When it is about time to close the stall, the young man still did not come back...

The noodle boss looked at the empty seat, trembling and said: _"Hey...Why hasn't your friend come back?_ 😬

The lady boss who was also there all these while hit the noodle boss's head:

*_"You stupid fool! That guy just con you for a free meal!"_*

*SO BE CAREFUL!*
People are so creative nowadays for a free meal! Even on hungry ghost month.
👻👻👻
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hurricane88]

*Your Wife Is Your Wife*
A married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them...
The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart.
The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little and ran away.
The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.
But his wife shouted "I've seen people throwing stones & sticks at dogs, this is the first time I see someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"

*Moral: A Wife is a Wife*

*"No one else can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband better, than a Wife.*"

HAPPY WORLDS HUSBAND DAY💁🏼‍♂.

[Hurricane88]

More pic jokes...:)

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[SBMEDSUP]

More pic jokes...:)

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She not wrong leh!

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[SBMEDSUP]

Better read jokes than listen do nothing PM.

[Klopphug]

More pic jokes...:)

324886

Hahaha good one bro, LMAO :D

[SBMEDSUP]

Laughter best medicine

[SBMEDSUP]

calling for bro big big bird. missing your jokes.

[35cents]

hilarious caption for the pic.....:D

More pic jokes...:)

324886

[guodajin]

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Haha bah kut teh :D :D

[Hurricane88]

A Lawyer, representing a Wealthy Art Collector called and said,

"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The Art Collector replied,

"I've had an awful day, Let's hear the good news first."

The Lawyer said,

"Well, I met with your Wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.
I think she could be right."


Paul replied enthusiastically,

"Well done!
My Wife is a brilliant Businesswoman !

You've just made my day.

Now I know I can handle the bad news.

"What is it ?"

The Lawyer replied,

"The pictures are of you & your Secretary."

[Hurricane88]

Picture jokes...:)

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[SBMEDSUP]

A Lawyer, representing a Wealthy Art Collector called and said,

"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The Art Collector replied,

"I've had an awful day, Let's hear the good news first."

The Lawyer said,

"Well, I met with your Wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.
I think she could be right."


Paul replied enthusiastically,

"Well done!
My Wife is a brilliant Businesswoman !

You've just made my day.

Now I know I can handle the bad news.

"What is it ?"

The Lawyer replied,

"The pictures are of you & your Secretary."

Dun play play jokes.

More more pls.

[35cents]

gosh this is potent....

Picture jokes...:)

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[malaysiapig]

327054

I think she is right, we can't tolerate the same mistake :D

[Hurricane88]

Story from an Old West..


AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.

AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....

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[Junction6]

laughter bumps....

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Haha good one bro :D

[malaysiapig]

PREGNANT!!!

An 18 year old girl tells her Mom
that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in
front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the of the Ferrari and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the
father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide
for your daughter for the rest of her life."

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You fuck her again."

Realities of life🙏😅😂🤣

[ibanezjem555]

Ha ha ha... very real, money changes everything ! :D

[ibanezjem555]

Not sure what is this joke?
Thanks.

I think the idea is that there are other delicious fruits here rather than durian..

[SBMEDSUP]

Story from an Old West..


AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.

AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

Best dun mess around.

More jokes pls.

[SBMEDSUP]

laughter bumps....

327146

hahaha.

More pls.

[PinkC1oud]

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You fuck her again."

Realities of life🙏😅😂🤣

Damn good joke ROFL :D :D

[SBMEDSUP]

love more jokes.

[35cents]

oh so it is a science.....no wonder

laughter bumps....

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[absoluticeberg]

laughter bumps....

327146

Very true bro! This is classic!

[Hurricane88]

This lock-down is getting old and frankly I've had enough.

I've discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything.

Same with the fridge. He only gives cold comfort.
I asked the lamp but she couldn't shed any new light on the situation.

The vacuum cleaner was rather rude and told me to suck it up.
The threshold was no better, it suggested I get over it.

The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug.

But the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over.

The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn’t offer an opinion.

The wall didn't say a word either, just gave me a blank stare.

The door knob was more forthcoming - told me to get a firm grip on the situation and move on.

The front door declared I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to.... you guessed it right - pull myself together.

Then the chair told me to table it, and the table remarked, I didn't have a leg to stand on.

When I told the table to break a leg, the mirror said that my comments reflected poorly on my thinking.

However, in the end, the iron straightened things out.

She said everything will be fine.

No situation is too pressing for long anyways!!!
😀😀😀

[Hurricane88]

The Pakistan Army recently found it had too many Generals, and offered them an early retirement with bonus in USD.

They said any General who retired now, his payment $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body.
The Generals can select any of his body points.

The first man, an Air marshal, asked to measure from his head to the tip of his toes.
Six feet. *
😌He walked out with a cheque of $720,000!*

The second man, an Naval admiral, asked to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.
Eight feet. *
😁He walked out with a cheque for $960,000!!*

When the third general, a grizzled old Ranger, was asked where to measure.
He said "From the tip of my penis to my testicles."*

The pension man suggested, that the grizzle Ranger should reconsider. As, the previous two Generals, who came before him had received, good money, because of their distance in body parts.

The grizzle Ranger still insisted.
So, the pension man got a medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer asked the Ranger to drop his pants.
The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the Ranger's penis and began to measure.

"My God!" The medical officer said. "Where are your testicles?"

The Ranger replied,
*"In Kargil."*
😳
And thats how, Pakistan became Bankrupt.🤪

[Hurricane88]

HOW DID I LIVE ALL THESE YEARS WITHOUT KNOWING THIS?

THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

I'll bet you never knew this!!!

In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:-

They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each the men.

She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects.

(This keeps them off his face during the ceremony)

A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.

As soon as all the men become fully aroused and develop erections, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the fully erected penises downwards as much as they can and then on a given signal from the centre dancer release them.

The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.

This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity . . .the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.

And that, folks, is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named BANGKOK........!

[SBMEDSUP]

Support jokes.

More please.

[Steventan]

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Returned reply, “I have a choice, I choose ...”

[ah rat]

Returned reply, “I have a choice, I choose ...”

I choose vertical :)

[etsys]

"My God!" The medical officer said. "Where are your testicles?"

The Ranger replied,
*"In Kargil."*
😳
And thats how, Pakistan became Bankrupt.🤪

Not many will get this, but I do get it :P

[dyelook]

I choose vertical :)

both.....:p

[ah rat]

both.....:p

You greedy horny man :)

[35cents]

haha.... nice one! :D


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Returned reply, “I have a choice, I choose ...”

[garion]

You greedy horny man :)

i will choose both as well and don't care what you say..........:rolleyes::D

[diputs1269]

You greedy horny man :)

I choose both too becoz I am horny, cheers!

[Hurricane88]

pic jokes...:)

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[Hurricane88]

more pic jokes

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[Hurricane88]

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

[SBMEDSUP]

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

LMAO thanks for nice jokes.

[greenberets]

more pic jokes
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Fully agreed and nice jokes

[greenberets]

pic jokes...:)

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Another politicans jokes.
Very funny.

Thanks so much.

[nonce]

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

Sexy - set c - funny.
More jokes please.

[roughispalm]

Very nice share bro Hurricane88

Jokes makes us laugh. Laughing makes us young.

[callousness]

Not many will get this, but I do get it :P

I also got it.

[sopmaytwo]

I also got it.

I got it too.

[PinkC1oud]

328276

Returned reply, “I have a choice, I choose ...”

Horizontal, then vertical :D

[QinLingXia]

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

Very sexy joke ROFL :D

[QinLingXia]

"My God!" The medical officer said. "Where are your testicles?"

The Ranger replied,
*"In Kargil."*
😳
And thats how, Pakistan became Bankrupt.🤪

Wahahahaa damn funny. Tks for sharing bro!!!

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...:D

[Steventan]

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Don’t let your small brother run ahead

[ajlover]

328862

Don’t let your small brother run ahead

Zoom it in and you can see it clearly

[FilthyThinker]

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

I'm going to try this on an SYT :D

[malaysiapig]

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[malaysiapig]

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Don’t let your small brother run ahead

I see the naughty pussy :D

[35cents]

Nice one bro! :D

These days, with mask covering our mouths 😷 , we must always speak clearly ... otherwise what's heard may become a joke for laughs .....

At a Yakun coffee outlet
Yakun aunty : What's your order, sir ?
Male customer : auntie sexy

Yakun aunty : ha...ha ..ha.... ah yo, pai seh leh., auntie old liao. .. where got sexy

Another Yakun staff (standing nearby) :
No lah, i think he said .... "auntie, Set C "
....... 😆 🤣 ....

[ttt123]

nice post!

this is some epic peated smoky whisky... :D

Picture jokes...:)

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[Hurricane88]

*A letter which created history*

Date: 02 - 07 - 1909
Divisional Railway Officer,
Sahibgunj,

*Respected Sirs, I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow or train to go off and I am running with lotaah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers* (ORIGINAL LETTER)

Your faithful Servant,
Okhil Chandra Sen

Okhil Babu wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway officer in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travellers Tales in the Far Eastern Economic Review.

Any guesses why this letter is of Historic Value?

It led to the introduction of TOILETS in trains in India...!!!!

So no idea is stupid and
Always speak up...👍😀✌

When using a train toilet, thank Okhil Babu for his hilarious letter. 🤩🤩🤩.

[Hurricane88]

40 years
of marriage..

🎎

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

🍧

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

🎁

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

🚢

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

💫

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

👩

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

💭

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...

💫

The husband became 92 years old.

👴

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should
remember fairies are female......


😆😆😆

SEND THIS
TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS
A GOOD LAUGH .
AND TO ANY
MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!!😉😉🙊🙊

[Hurricane88]

pic jokes...:)

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[SBMEDSUP]

Nice jokes n thanks.

More More pls.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[Steventan]

329773

Oh boy, you do not want her?

[ThisIsMelwood]

Thanks for nice jokes.

[SBMEDSUP]

329773

Oh boy, you do not want her?

Surely lmao.

Thanks for nice jokes.

More jokes pls.

[wally888]

Nice, happy weekends! :)

[softpencil]

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Anytime better than those supplied by chenghu :D

[naysmith]

Nice one bro! :D
JUst Returned 13pts... 35cents...
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[35cents]

this I gotta try....:D


pic jokes...:)

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[SBMEDSUP]

this I gotta try....:D

Report here if you did.

[saltwet]

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Flight to nowehere

[dyelook]

laughter bumps..

[Hurricane88]

An filthy rich but arrogant man strutting around during his father's birthday party & saw another invited guest who look stunningly like himself.

He sauntered over & rudely asked him, "You look strikingly like me & my 2 younger brothers. Is there by any chance your mother ever work as a maid in our household ?"

Taken aback, he replied "No, my mother never ever worked for your oppulent family but my father is still working as your gardener !"

🤑😄😎😇😀😭

[Hurricane88]

*WHO IS BALAKRISHNAN KUPPUSAMY?*

During work, Raman and Muthu were chatting.

*Raman*: Muthu, do you know I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now. And I have an exam next week.
*Muthu*: Wow!
*Raman*: One really learns a lot you know.
For example, do you know who is Alexander Graham Bell?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night classes you’ll know this.

The next day, same discussion again.
*Raman*: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is the author of ‘The 3 Musketeers’ and other books.
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Next day, once again...
*Raman*: Do you know who William Shakespeare is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is so famous, he wrote ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and so many beautiful stories!
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Then a very annoyed and irritated Muthu asked Raman:
Do you know who is *Balakrishnan Kuppusamy*?
*Raman*: No.

*Muthu*: He’s the guy who has been seeing your wife every night for 5 months now!

_If you hadn’t been going for night classes you’ll know this!_

[matrx23]

These jokes are good, very funny.

[foodyjp]

An filthy rich but arrogant man strutting around during his father's birthday party & saw another invited guest who look stunningly like himself.

He sauntered over & rudely asked him, "You look strikingly like me & my 2 younger brothers. Is there by any chance your mother ever work as a maid in our household ?"

Taken aback, he replied "No, my mother never ever worked for your oppulent family but my father is still working as your gardener !"

🤑😄😎😇😀😭

Hahahaa very nice one :D :D

[softpencil]

*Muthu*: He’s the guy who has been seeing your wife every night for 5 months now!

_If you hadn’t been going for night classes you’ll know this!_

Very nice share bro :) :)

[garion]

https://i.ibb.co/DMzyYTm/549789-438271102924130-1266443770-n.jpg (https://ibb.co/ykd1p7K)

[garion]

https://i.ibb.co/M2XWJ0b/dow.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

[diputs1269]

https://i.ibb.co/M2XWJ0b/dow.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

Everyday is such a wonderful day, cheers!

[matrx23]

https://i.ibb.co/DMzyYTm/549789-438271102924130-1266443770-n.jpg (https://ibb.co/ykd1p7K)

This is good. :)

[SBMEDSUP]

Keep the jokes coming.

[iLuvePussies]

https://i.ibb.co/M2XWJ0b/dow.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

Happy tongueday! :D

[lobangkingz]

https://i.ibb.co/DMzyYTm/549789-438271102924130-1266443770-n.jpg (https://ibb.co/ykd1p7K)

nice share bro!

[SBMEDSUP]

Need more jokes daily.

[ttt123]

Please continue this nice share

[Hurricane88]

Ayu (actual name withheld) been learning English in Precinct19 Putrajaya. So the best test would be to try out a recipe.

She choose salad. And invited friends over to savour her achievement.

As she followed every instructions and steps from the recipe, bravo,she finally done.

And she bring out the big platter of salad to be served . But everyone got shock to see her naked.

WOW! Mujahid from Desa Putra asked her what happened?
She said the last part of the recipe stated, "to serve without dressing "
Hehe that's the English understanding.

[Hurricane88]

Pic jokes...:)

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[35cents]

haha hilarious this one....:D

anyone have any idea where this place is?

Pic jokes...:)

330478

[SBMEDSUP]

I am highly educated.

[solidarity]

Marvelous jokes here. Strong support.

Thank you so much.

[circuitbreaker]

Ayu (actual name withheld) been learning English in Precinct19 Putrajaya. So the best test would be to try out a recipe.

She choose salad. And invited friends over to savour her achievement.

As she followed every instructions and steps from the recipe, bravo,she finally done.

And she bring out the big platter of salad to be served . But everyone got shock to see her naked.

WOW! Mujahid from Desa Putra asked her what happened?
She said the last part of the recipe stated, "to serve without dressing "
Hehe that's the English understanding.

So funny, please continue bro!

[insensitive]

*WHO IS BALAKRISHNAN KUPPUSAMY?*

During work, Raman and Muthu were chatting.

*Raman*: Muthu, do you know I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now. And I have an exam next week.
*Muthu*: Wow!
*Raman*: One really learns a lot you know.
For example, do you know who is Alexander Graham Bell?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night classes you’ll know this.

The next day, same discussion again.
*Raman*: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is the author of ‘The 3 Musketeers’ and other books.
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Next day, once again...
*Raman*: Do you know who William Shakespeare is?
*Muthu*: No.
*Raman*: He is so famous, he wrote ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and so many beautiful stories!
If you took night classes you’ll know this.

Then a very annoyed and irritated Muthu asked Raman:
Do you know who is *Balakrishnan Kuppusamy*?
*Raman*: No.

*Muthu*: He’s the guy who has been seeing your wife every night for 5 months now!

_If you hadn’t been going for night classes you’ll know this!_

Nice jokes bro. Thanks so much.

[SimplyUnperfect]

Please continue this nice share

Just upped u back :D Thxs bro

[Mouse2020]

Enjoy reading the jokes here.... please keep sharing bros...

[jurassicfark]

330473

Hahaha really look like an asshole LMAO :D

[PairPrice]

330477

There is no right or wrong :)

[SBMEDSUP]

More jokes pls.

[Hurricane88]

Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Miss, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Johnson: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc I must insist on seeing ID."
Johnson: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Johnson, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Johnson, "Come on please, I am begging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Johnson stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Johnson. ?....

[MatthewC]

Absolutely brutal!! Love it.

Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Miss, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Johnson: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc I must insist on seeing ID."
Johnson: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Johnson, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Johnson, "Come on please, I am begging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Johnson stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Johnson. ?....

[garion]

Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Miss, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Johnson: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc I must insist on seeing ID."
Johnson: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Johnson, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Johnson, "Come on please, I am begging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Johnson stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Johnson. ?....

kanna left right centre........haha :D

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for nice jokes.
pls share more.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....

[shanefox]

Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Miss, could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Johnson: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc I must insist on seeing ID."
Johnson: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Johnson, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Johnson, "Come on please, I am begging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Johnson stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Johnson. ?....

Our PM Lee would have asked for mee siam mai hum to cash the cheque :D

[rodeo69]

this thread is great!
enjoy all the jokes shared.

[gundlach]

So many nice jokes.
Thank you so much.
Support nice thread.

[nonce]

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should
remember fairies are female......


😆😆😆

SEND THIS
TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS
A GOOD LAUGH .
AND TO ANY
MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!!😉😉🙊🙊

No male fairies?
Thanks for jokes.

[suretchai]

Very good jokes thread.
Tks and sapport.

[VofVof]

And she bring out the big platter of salad to be served . But everyone got shock to see her naked.

WOW! Mujahid from Desa Putra asked her what happened?
She said the last part of the recipe stated, "to serve without dressing "
Hehe that's the English understanding.

Great share and thanks bro!

[PogbaPaula]

Free transfer to Juventus and then buy back at a world record fee of 105 million Euro, the first player with world record fee not to win the domestic league title. What a big joke!! :D :D

[SBMEDSUP]

Agreed nice jokes.

[Hurricane88]

More pic jokes...:)

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[prepaidcard3821]

Always amazed at the jokes here! Keep it up guys

[ttt123]

laugh bumps upz

[SBMEDSUP]

Pls post more jokes. Thanks.

[FYSeetoh]

Great thread. Thanks all for sharing :)

[fortitudebudget]

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.
Hope to read more.

[solidarity]

More pic jokes...:)

331380

Not sure is this a joke?

[circuitbreaker]

*😝😜🤪😲😃Wife to her Accountant husband*: 😲
*what is inflation?*
Husband:
Earlier you were *36-24-36.*
But now you are
*48-40-48.*
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is *INFLATION .😜*

*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*🤪
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When *"Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜*

*Accountancy fact:*😲😜🤪
What is the *difference between Liability & Asset?*😝
A drunk friend is liability.
But,
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

*An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.*😝😜
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣
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*😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲* When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*😜👻😲😝Philosophy of marriage* :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as *GOD*..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get *reversed*..😂😂😂😂
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*👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for married couples...*
*"Love One Another"*
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the nice jokes.

[2ya2]

Marvelous joke thread. Tks all.

[Mouse2020]

331379


Very good one, thanks!

[ratmountainking]

Free transfer to Juventus and then buy back at a world record fee of 105 million Euro, the first player with world record fee not to win the domestic league title. What a big joke!! :D :D

And spent his time partying with an injured ankle. The club's pussy management take no action him. Big joke indeed :D